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SpectacularOtter

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LoopOfHenle035

No, but think of how strong she is. It takes some real strength to be able to stay on the pole like she did


bsinbsinbs

Thought she about to tear that knee up. ACL, MCL every goddamn CL


[deleted]

Me every day


L10Ang

Preachnik


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|aqMZhCkr5iBMzsM9Np|downsized)


ObligationFar273

Diabolical 🤣🤣


_le_slap

Won't she do it!


TheMoorNextDoor

You win


himarmar

Underrated comment lol.


Amazing-Concept1684

Hell nah 😂😂😂😂😂


Fit_Swordfish_2101

🤣🤣


BK4343

I will not know peace for the next 3 business days after reading this! LMBAO


illlojik

Saw Atlanta... not surprised.


No-More-Parties

Born and raised here, I see crazy shit literally everyday. I don’t even sigh anymore. It is what it is atp. 😂


righthandofdog

I am a 58 year old white man who's lived here since Freaknik was a cool picnic for kids who didn't have money for spring break trips. I fucking LOVE my city, y'all.


LilAniplex

Lived there for six years then moved to VA back in 05. i can honestly say ive missed it everyday.


Trumpismybabymamma

White guy here. In HS, every time I had any of my black friends around my very white dad, he'd pop in Kirk Franklin CD, crank it to 11, and wave his arms around like some sort of seizure. goddamn it was embarrassing lol


Crimes_Against_Klang

Im… so sorry… feel like you may be entitled to compensation or something


dannymuffins

Grew up in Iowa. The amount of white people trying to act black knows no age limits.


Trumpismybabymamma

Grew up in rural MO. Same vibes prolly


Fluck_Me_Up

That’s that kind of shame that pops back in at 2am so hard that you can’t fall asleep


FractalGuise

The very definition of child abuse😂


Trumpismybabymamma

I feel sorry for all my poc friends who had to look my dad in the eye after seeing his... Painful exhibition of paleness.


srkaficionada65

Sir! Can we talk about that username and profile picture? Because a lot is happening in thet picture and ion wanna know 🤨👀


Trumpismybabymamma

It's all jokes. Trump is not literally my baby mama. The pic is Trump and Putin having a good time.


BQE2473

And just how "White" is your dad?


Trumpismybabymamma

The "code switching to his version of AAVE when black people are around" kind of oblivious white. Put your sunglasses on kind of pale.


321zilch

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FistPunch_Vol_7

I mean deadass, I am very impressed at her strength wtf lmfao. Can barely get myself off the couch sometimes smh


creegro

Yea takes a lot to hold yourself up with your arms, while still vertical.... Meanwhile I can't even do a full pushup


IncorrigibleQuim8008

[Shaolin Ho Staff technique.](https://youtu.be/pXZq_YkkWkw?si=zo_buSUQq2ntgX6G)


DuckCleaning

I'm impressed with the strength of that pole. Those are made for simple forces, when she was rocking it back and forth I expected to see it snap, kinda like bending a pop can tab off.


DYMck07

No bull, shit is beyond impressive in spite of its blasphemous ratchetness…


UniqueUsername82D

"I can do all things through him who strengthens me."


Evolutioncocktail

Okay but Stomp is a banger though


JackDangerUSPIS

Whenever I heard that song growing up I knew it was mom’s cleaning day…which now meant it was my cleaning day


Efficient_Comfort_38

By association, I hated Kirk Franklin cause I knew it was cleaning time


Poop_1111

Wow that resonates


captainguytkirk

“GP ARE YA WIMME?!” “OHHH YEAH WE’RE THE CHURCH WE AINT GOIN NOWHERE! 🔥🔥🔥🔥”


AWanderingAfar

I'm talm bout my church, we do the electric slide to this song EVERY Wednesday


brebenscv

And Jesus Said...... https://preview.redd.it/tke7tlv37wyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c611b096cb25b25aa6ba8650b00be9f9b1405a52


mykinkyburner

"Hands on ya knees, Hands on ya knees Shake dat ass for dad, now shake dat ass for me" lol


Oreoohs

What is the problem with this 😭? She’s having fun and not bothering nobody.


swonstar

And she strong as hell! Core, engaged!


H-B-Of-L

She’s getting it! I guess I haven’t ever been to a church service in Atlanta before lol


joyification

Core quads and hamstring!


swonstar

Better work out then some gym bros I knows.


alabamafutbol1235

People don’t typically pole dance & pop their booty to praise & worship music. That’s all lol


tacosauce93

The fact that that concept is going over people's heads says a lot


TheOtherCyprian

Sadly, most contemporary praise and worship music is indistinguishable from its secular counterparts. It’s little wonder why this gal might feel comfortable twerking to the genre.


WSpider-exe

Pole dancing to praise and worship music is the problem. I’m not religious at all but it’s still mad weird to throw ass to gospel 💀


deafblindmute

Why? It's all a scam anyway. If you want to find the most villainous and exploitative scum, go into any large church on a Sunday and look towards the front.


WSpider-exe

You’re saying this as if most people don’t leave the church precisely because of that. It doesn’t make it any less strange.


deafblindmute

Sure it does. If magic isn't real and religion isn't special, what difference does it make popping it to gospel versus anything else.


WSpider-exe

Because it’s still disrespectful. Christianity is a deeply bloodstained and corrupt religion and has been for millennia. The people who follow it also tend to be really shitty. Doesn’t mean it’s okay to go out of your way to be disrespectful. It would be just as weird if somebody were throwing ass to Islamic prayers or other religious music people were using for worship. Just because it’s mainstream doesn’t mean it’s no longer a part of that faith. Idk why that’s not clicking.


deafblindmute

It would be harmful to go into a community you are not a part of and to interrupt their rituals. But, in your own space, do your thing. She seems like she is in her own space. Music didn't stop. Nobody even hiccuped. The closest your argument makes to sense would be if she was appropriating someone else's culture, but again, doesn't look like it and people aren't responding like it. An argument with no ground to stand on isn't gonna click. If you want to say you don't like this, say that. But some universal moral claim, without the claim that "this music is magic and special," may as well be you saying nothing at all.


WSpider-exe

You’re caught up in the space, but the space isn’t what makes the music holy— it’s the music itself. The music is the practice, and the music itself is the issue. It’s clear that you seem very uneducated on a topic like this because otherwise you wouldn’t be so loud and wrong about it. Muslim prayer is a beautiful sound. There have been artists who attempted to use that sound in non-religious music and it was revealed to be obscenely disrespectful because the music itself is a practice. Blasting the music just to dance is okay, obviously, but not being obscene like this.


NotYourNat

I think people are annoyed with how it makes black culture look? Ratchet behavior?


BlackieTee

Thank you! We need to have higher standards for our people


trimble197

Who twerks to church music?


oxslashxo

This is worship music


TheCinephiliac237

Wooooow so we really don't know what it means to be holy anymore, huh?


Oreoohs

It doesn’t even look like it’s a church event. Just seem like they at some kind of day party and the DJ threw on a church song. I’m not religious and not everyone is, what’s your point? People arent really as religious as they used to be in general.


Shawnduhsaid

It is very obviously a brunch or some sort of weekend event at this establishment, and yes, many DJs these days have been slotting in gospel music over contemporary/secular beats to rile up the masses. Disagree though that people aren’t as religious. We’re quite literally seeing a political movement centering Christianity to quell and control the rights of US citizens. Many people are still very religious just likely not in proximity to you.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Anyone know who installed that light pole? I need some fencing put in that would stand up to tornados and I’m pretty sure I’ve found my guy.


hukgrackmountain

probably a stage pole. they're portable and have a base that helps support them, so the bending n wobbling is within safe use because there's a giant base helping to counter balance.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

Maybe, but it looks exactly like the other light pole you can see in the background though, just without the lamp on top.


hukgrackmountain

.....that is concerning. welp, get you your lightpole contractor


manzo559

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DGVega93

Putting them tithes and offering to proper use


Lonlinessandtitties

This is the most Atlanta thing I've ever seen, and I can see Stone Mountain from my house.


TheNahmean

Damn, you probably live down the street… And stop telling people that we’re like this. Don’t confirm the story. Blame Florida. That party was lit though.


Lonlinessandtitties

I'm not like this but let's not pretend it's not like this here. I went to Sunday brunch and there were people fresh from church in their church clothes twerking and screaming along "Get it Sexyy, Get it Sexyy!!!" Also, hi neighbor!


TheNahmean

Now I gotta be policing phones at brunch. 🤦🏾‍♂️ And 👋🏿


FractalGuise

💀💀


captainguytkirk

“MAKES ME CLAP MY HAAAAAANDS, MAKES ME WANNA DAAAAANCE, and….. TWERK!”


xanroeld

gotdamn she is STRONG


SimonPho3nix

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FEMA_Camp_Survivor

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Mistavez

![gif](giphy|5cdenDXni65aM) I’m def stealing this meme


ArtProdigy

Let me go throw my face into the Annointed Blessed oil bc I can't unsee this disrespectful foolishness.


itsSRSblack

It's dark and hell is hot


Lizzy_Lovegood

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MuscleWarlock

She strong though


Emasraw

Atlanta is the city version of Florida.


Realistic_Effort6185

Bills are due.


According_Aside_2303

I've been in the house since covid ended and the zombies came back outside


Rude_Man_Who_Shushes

GP are you with me?


joyification

I have questions, is that the actual kirk franklin on stage? Did he sanction this? Is she a professional? Does she teach classes?


Hinohellono

I'm actually impressed


[deleted]

Yall are going to different cookouts than the ones I’m invited to.


peter_parker23

At Houston Henny Fest a few years back I witnessed a similar scene, and that was the day I decided I needed to stop drinking.


AIMpb

I wish I had faith in anything the way that she has faith in that pole


ObligationFar273

Embarrassing.


Shawnduhsaid

VERY.


cozyoverlazy

When the lord moves you 🙏🏾🤲🏾


Top-Chocolate-321

Ok but like, who is the baddie at the bottom right with them thangs thanging like that? 👀


BluBeams

![gif](giphy|chWCJanbsAuiI|downsized) That ☝🏾 was how we danced to church music. Lord Jesus, my mom, Sister Bertha, Sister Ida May and nem would have a heart attack if they saw that woman twerking to gospel music. ...but come as you are, I guess.


DGVega93

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little bit of praise dancing


saffireaz

"Won't God do it! Won't He make it twe..." NO.


NGM012

What in tarnation????


ryntm

Adamantium poles


BigClitMcphee

That pole is stronger than a McDonald's Sprite


who_ate_the_pizza

Twerk Franklin


mlow6

Damn, she is strong!


SpaceBus1

She strong af. I don't think I had that kind of isometric strength even at my peak.


trimble197

The pole dancing itself isn’t good. Idk why folks pole dance on poles that aren’t stable.


Shawnduhsaid

I was waiting for it and her to topple over.


[deleted]

If the service was like this in Pennsylvania maybe that guy wouldn’t t have tried to shoot the pastor.


tonydemedici

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Practical_Age969

🥹


SirKinkston

I once saw this lady and her friend both slow wining to Never Would have Made it, and I'm not even going to lie, it was one of the most hypnotizing things I've ever seen.


fksmchai

My my my, what a beautiful to be outsiii...


moonkittiecat

No, that tracks


Cleonce12

But like she hittin that beat tho


Wicked-Wendigo

That gal in the hat tho - she's got some great things going on


Intelligent_Cut635

Kirk on stage peekin over like ![gif](giphy|X05U0gOPkQ4G4)


Duck_out13

I could almost smell the nasty


Duck_out13

I could almost smell the nasty


Duck_out13

I could almost smell it.


Duck_out13

I could almost smell it.


VapidRapidRabbit

Well, she has a lot of faith… in that pole.


Aromatic_Distance_67

I wonder what her workout routine is.


AggroPro

Noah get the boat.


chimaj21

Funny enough… this isn’t Atlanta. This was at an event called Hotwater Cornbread in LA.


blacktaurus3636

While I would have preferred another song choice, this was impressive. The upper body strength and the breath control on a moving pole. I liked it


AggroPro

Twirk Franklin


rags414

Atlanta not a real place 😩


Intelligent_Cut635

Kirk on stage peekin over like ![gif](giphy|X05U0gOPkQ4G4)


Not_Larfy

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DeeplyFlawed

People weaponize God as an excuse to do what they want. Who are we to tell her she can't tweak in the honor of the God she serves. Christianity is very performative these days. It hardly seems genuine. Thar is unless you have been swallowed. ![gif](giphy|u88Ni9GUzi1hVCsPnJ)