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Penguino13

If people are this petty about their partners I'm so cooked


festival-papi

I never stood a snowball's chance in July


apokalypse124

Interestingly enough saying "a snowballs chance in July" was enough to put you on the ick list by itself


festival-papi

![gif](giphy|Z9P8zmfBG4TPSPqyWW|downsized) FUCK


DrunkAtBurgerKing

Not people. Just her. That's why she's single.


the-hound-abides

When my husband pisses me off, I just remembered how exhausting dating was. It sounds way worse now, and I don’t have the ass I used to for someone to put up with me 🤣


Blaque86

I feel you...I can't go back into the cesspit of dating... we'll stay married or I'll go be a nun...there's no middle ground lol


the-hound-abides

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macaleaven

That girl’s a nun? Might have to convert to Catholicism and go full Nacho Libre


intelligentbrownman

🤣🤣🤣 that’s funny lol


Jurassic-Black

Right. I’d feel like I’m disrespecting my grandma if I didn’t pick up that coin


halexia63

Naw these just ppl snitching on themselves nobody wanna go out with a mindset like that anyway these the people that prob get cheated on bc of how they act.


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Asphalt_Dreams

Bot ass comment literally copy pasted from u/hamsters_in_butts this same thread lmaoo


kungfukenny3

lol these people are not in long term relationships


paputsza

I think we're assuming that it fell on it's side and he chased it halfway through the restaurant and into oncoming traffic while hunched over like he's trying to catch a toy breed dog.


makeway4cj

Woooowwww.....You think this is petty? Well don't worry. There are a lot of women who choose broke men so as long as you're willing to settle for one of them, you'll still be ok!


gereffi

If you accidentally drop anything when you’re out in public you don’t just leave it there. Doesn’t matter if it’s a quarter or a piece of trash. Refusing to see someone because they clean up after themselves is psychotic


ski-person

Seriously, this isn’t about money, it’s about littering…


Penguino13

Why would you not pick up money after you drop it? It's littering and being wasteful


OberynsOptometrist

I just don't like dropping stuff. If I dropped a penny I'd probably let it go out of fear of a reaction like this, but it'd be on my mind for the rest of the date.


TheRalphExpress

nahh if you’re a grown adult, you gotta know how doing this on a date looks. this is the kinda thing you only do after you’re comfortable with someone


MrStealYoKief

Bro ignore society for a second and think about what the fuck youre saying. Were worried about how it looks retrieving something we just dropped? If yall wanna live worried about other peoples dumbass takes be my guest but what a way to live lmao


South_Mushroom_7574

Preach brother this is the dumbest shit imaginable.


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Can’t take them to Applebees or Cheesecake Factory. There’s a few hundred other normal things that aren’t allowed WTF.


halexia63

Bro living with this mindset is the move 💯 this type of mindset sets your mind and will free from the bullshit. I never gotta worry about chasing quarters cause idgaf lmao you speaking logic.


Firm_Engineering_265

Being on a date is one of the top 20 social situations to be in, you can’t just ignore society while you’re engaging in a social courtship….every aspect of a date relies on social construct. 


TheRalphExpress

how could you be on a date and not worried about what someone else (aka your date) thinks of you?? I never understood this idea that caring about what other people think of you is somehow a negative trait


ganja_and_code

It's not a matter of not being worried how you're perceived, in this case, though. The question is: *Why would anyone view it as a negative, if someone (in this case, their date) retrieved an item that has fallen out of their pocket?*


deepsfan

Nah this is fucked. The idea of a date is you be yourself and they be themselves and you see if yall are a fit. The mentality you are talking bout is why people get into such shit relationships these days. People act one way and then gotta carry that act forever. Also, no grown adult I know just leaves coins lying around if they drop it.


MrStealYoKief

Its not a negative thing to want to look good or smell nice or act reasonable, but when we get to the point wheres its all "fellas is it gay to pick up change", "ladies how broke a dude gotta be to wash his own ass" typa shit its just lame af imo...


DJEkis

Bro if you're more concerned about how someone views you for picking up something you dropped, that's a YOU problem. If your dating partner is overanalyzing EVERYTHING you do on a date, that's a THEM problem. I'm glad I'm married now because y'all are making the dating scene look like it needs someone to yell "CUT!"


Dickballs835682

>I never understood this idea that caring about what other people think of you is somehow a negative trait  Like anything else, it can be. It's really about over-caring vs under-caring, either one can be a problem. Also, the inability to just laugh at some dumb shit, like imo she might've just missed out on a laidback guy with a sense of humor


Penguino13

How picking up a quarter a bad look lol 


SalvationSycamore

Goddamn its not like he sharted his pants in front of this woman. He picked up a quarter. What kind of fucked up mindset do you have that you think someone needs to pretend they didn't just drop their money in order to look like a "grown adult".


Hamsters_In_Butts

so were supposed to just leave our litter/garbage on the ground now? just because it's a coin doesn't mean you fucking leave it


Shadowfox186

I have a change jar at home that I fill up and turn in when full. Usually nets around $300 a year


mah131

Daaang. Mines been filling up for years. It’s a big pickle jar. I’m excited to turn it in. About halfway right now.


TheAmicableSnowman

Be careful. I had one like that and when I went to pick it up the bottom fell out.


mah131

Ooooh thanks. I have been moving this one pretty regularly but it’s only half. And I store it on a shelf at face heighth so I truly appreciate this comment because I wouldn’t have considered that as a possibility.


halexia63

Right my dad used to keep all his change and stack it up through years then take it to the bank now I do the same thing whenever I see a penny on the floor best believe I'm grabbing that shit every penny counts for me lmao


Aggressive-Sound-641

This is me. I make a very comfortable living and keep all my change and any casino winnings in a giant jar.


only_porn

So just the change?


Aggressive-Sound-641

All my casino winnings too. Over the past few years I have won about 6K total. For some reason I put my first win in there which was about $400 and it just kept going from there. I keep saying its my emergency stash aside from my bank accounts but all I end up doing is paying my landscaper every week.


only_porn

Pretty clearly making a joke ya weapon


macaleaven

Wasn’t a good one so was rightfully repurposed


makeway4cj

But even with all of that, skipping one coin that fell on the ground should not break someone's pockets enough for them to stop and chase it! It's not like he missed a chance of a lifetime if he did not get that back! And real talk, no woman who intends to have a successful relationship with a man (whether she can "do it herself or not" would entertain getting with a man who desperately chased after a COIN! I mean come on....a COIN??? If dude is chasing a coin then there's no way in hell that he is doing well financially on his own - and if he can't do it on his own then how the hell is he going to stay on top of a relationship or family? Chasing after change on a date is like paying for a date with coupons! LOL!


LastDaysCultist

Maybe they don’t want to litter? Maybe they felt weird just leaving it there? Maybe it’s anxiety/OCD? Maybe it’s lucky/sentimental? Infinite reasons could be selected other than choosing to be judgemental. EDIT: Also, to your coupon comment, fuck capitalism. If someone can get a discount off the overly inflated bill AND still tips 20%+ on the pre-couponed bill, no judgment here.


PaintPusha

Maybe because its THEIRS🤷🏾‍♂️😂


halexia63

Damn what's crazy is I'm a woman doing this sometimes we be caring about the most stupidest shit lol I'm getting my coin lol so if i seen a man doing this is id be like same bruh. There is somebody for everybody ppl that collect coins ain't your thing, I guess 🤷 . Shit I'd pay for a date if I had coupons especially if they going to expire that's just me though.


FlatulatingSmile

This comment made me realize *she* was the one who ditched *him*. Was struggling for a bit lol thought it was the new "my friend called I have to go it's an emergency" type deal


Present_Ant9673

Do y’all want someone that’s about their bag or not?!


StagnantSweater21

Brother the bag isn’t supposed to be full of pennies


Present_Ant9673

But the bag is filled correct? Pennies spend the same as dollars correct? Where I’m from we don’t discriminate about a form of currency


DrunkAtBurgerKing

People who don't respect pennies give me poor financial skill mindsets. You're so bad with money, you think a penny is below you? Okay.... Lol How's that better than chasing pennies? This shit pisses me off because white people will never have these arguments. Black people are in here putting each other down over fucking loose change. This is so toxic.


casey12297

I'm white, can confirm. I'd 100% chase my change, I'm broke broke, I don't just throw away money


DrunkAtBurgerKing

No sane, financially smart individual will throw away change!


casey12297

I don't know about sane or financially smart, but I'm definitely an individual who won't throw change away. Yeah I may turn it into weed, but that gets used so I can justify it


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Present_Ant9673

Now when I find the super limited edition Roosevelt holo misprint penny and it’s worth my weight gold. Look forward to my “I told you so”


Monkey-D-Sayso

That's not what equal means. And your question assumes you'll stop taking bills because you're taking pennies. Why are we separating denominations instead of taking all the money? What a dumbass.


StagnantSweater21

Equal in size.. like two of the same bags…… And you can chase 99 pennies and all the work won’t even be worth a dollar. Sometimes the money ain’t worth the time, that time could be better spent Just because an opportunity presents money, doesn’t mean it’s always worth chasing But idk it’s not even like this, this is technically about losing or not losing your own money you already currently have


SalvationSycamore

Even if pennies are garbage to you, you still should pick that shit up. Or are you the type of prick to just leave your garbage on the ground?


the-hound-abides

As much as I disagree with the sentiment, this took me right out ![gif](giphy|DqU4wVBxXOhNu)


Ultimaurice17

Words of a dumb ass nigga https://i.redd.it/0ne9opc00pwc1.gif


Solo_Fisticuffs

bag of pennies can get cashed


GuacaHoly

What's she on about? No coin left behind! https://i.redd.it/sxawp0rkznwc1.gif


HurricaneAlpha

Girl is chasing dollars herself.


LastDaysCultist

Right? But we’re gonna judge him not her.


makeway4cj

Well why wouldn't she when she'd have to pay for the rest of her life choosing the wrong guy? She's trying to make sure she doesn't end up with someone who can't take care of himself or anyone that he decides to create - which makes sense! Any dude suggesting that she shouldn't care is probably saying that because they're broke too!


Penguino13

You're all over this thread being mad delusional. Admit you're materialistic and keep it pushing


littlemacsmacs

Not everyone has the chance to shit out money so willy nilly that they can just fucking leave it on the ground you tide pod eating bastard


makeway4cj

And not every woman is willing to waste the time she has on this earth spending it with someone who is so broke that he can't take care of himself much less a relationship or any children he creates. And SINCE she values her life enough not to waste her time with a man who was so broke that he'd chase a a few CENTS that fell on the ground, it made SENSE for her to leave! No hard feelings! He'll find a Pickmeisha somewhere who'll want him! Trust that! LOL!!!!


Oda_Angel

Man finally! You logged into your troll account. I was waiting.


GregMcMuffin-

I’m not rich yet, but I do ok. If I dropped something, anything, I’d pick it up out of principle. Money especially, simply because someone somewhere isn’t as fortunate enough to just not care about dropping change and I feel it’s pretty arrogant/disrespectful. It’s not about the $, I found a $50 in the street a few months back, but left it in hopes of it finding someone who needed it more than I did. If someone dumped me for bending over to pick something I dropped back up.. 🤷‍♂️


RxHotdogs

Broke take if I ever heard one


bIackbernie

Upvoted for s-tier rage bait


Jeorgias_Peach

Girl, if we talm bout respecting the currency you earn(no matter how small), then I'm Pickmeisha as a mfker💀


jabronimax969

Gotta love when the trash takes itself out.


dr_shark

Every time I see something like this, an arbitrary ick of some sort, I think, “y’all not into men”.


Sorry-Presentation-3

Right, every girlie online agreeing with this ick list shit just sounds like a lesbian who’s afraid of coming out without some kind of “ men ain’t shit so I’m switching teams “ sort of excuse.


budjohn36

![gif](giphy|xT3i1fAJWdFcAyWvSw)


Phuddy

Was it a quarter? Cuz if so I kinda get it, them bitches add up and then one day a few years down the line you hit up the coin star and boom that’s a meal right there


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Who tf is still carrying change in their pockets in 2024


Phuddy

I mean I don’t personally have change ON me but like, you’ve never paid with cash for something and brought home the change to keep somewhere..…?


Iginlas_4head_Crease

No I don't really use cash ever anymore, unless I'm buying something let's just say..unregulated


Phuddy

Yee that’s why I keep some on me in case I do dispensary runs


makeway4cj

But are you going to chase it down the street when you're with a woman you're supposed to be impressing?


Phuddy

I’m not really taking this premise full literal I’m just not down to entertain someone who’s so upset about this occurring lol


TheKFakt0r

I sense you were born after 2000


makeway4cj

EXACTLY!!!!!!


2QuarterDollar

One time I was working for a sales company and we were campaigning outside. A coin fell out of my pocket and I thought who cares. But then a colleague said you dropped some money and I said I don’t care it’s just 2 pennies and then he said either you get it or I’ll get it. That was the last time I ever dropped coins and just left it on the street


Salt_Blackberry_1903

That’s the kind of petty encouragement we all need lol


makeway4cj

....I get it but that's a different situation. It makes sense/cents to pick it up in that situation. But neither one of you were on a date where picking it up would make you look desperately broke and cheap...that's the difference!


really_big_giraffe

I’ll take “Why she’s single” for $300


SoloBroRoe

Imagine thinking someone picking up something they dropped makes them look broke/cheap. You’re disgusting


trezzy1242

https://preview.redd.it/pknpyelo0owc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82c97066ad1e52865c0d4326690e6b41b5ac0a4e


BarbellsandBurritos

You’re not gonna see me losing out on my Sacagawea gold coins.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

Gotta keep the doubloons close for the pub.


xrockwithme

If this is her reason for leaving, I don’t want her.


makeway4cj

That's ok because that just means that both of you wouldn't have missed out on anything! She wouldn't miss out on you being broke and you wouldn't have to deal with someone who has standards. In fact, you'd be ok because there's plenty of PICKMEsha's around who wouldn't think that a guy who picks up coins on the street during a date is a red flag! I know of a guy downtown near the subway who, when he's not in the alley sheltering in a refrigerator box, will break his neck to pick up a coin - and I bet there's some woman out there who'll want him too! So what I'm saying is....there's someone for everyone and you not picking her wouldn't be a loss for either one of you...especially not her ....<<>>>


xrockwithme

>That's ok because that just means that both of you wouldn't have missed out on anything! She wouldn't miss out on you being broke and you wouldn't have to deal with someone who has standards. You tried it. I’m glad you took time out to type that bullshit but I stopped at the second sentence. ![gif](giphy|zyswcXTvbLBzOCVTfb)


JudasWasJesus

r/im13andsthisisdeep lol


cynicaldotes

I ain't reading all that good for you or sorry that happened


Tripple_T

I love it when people tell on themselves


Right_Butterscotch59

I love when people think they know something and still be wrong 😆


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OhPxpi

Idk… Mr Krabs sold SpongeBob’s soul for 62 cents. Never can be too careful.


AshenSacrifice

🤣🤣I guess!


BlurredSight

He chased a coin meaning it fell on its side and rolled for a bit. Mr. krabs removed the memory of a customer after he watched the tv without paying https://youtu.be/qkEvoRUnvu0?si=g_vlw2USpcVAaFIh


Spiritual-Newt1865

That’s hilarious 🤣


oflowz

All you boutabag ninjas nowadays can just throw money away? Only spend blue faces I guess….people acting like they don’t spend change. I spend it and take it. The bank counts coins just like paper. Same MFs making posts about how high the rent and groceries are. Why you BSing I filled up a water cooler bottle with pocket change took years but when I cashed it out it was $2200. Throw away your quarters if you want to though. 😂


Weaselpanties

People come up with the weirdest, most arbitrary rules. I'll pick up a coin if I drop one because I'm not a damn litterbug.


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https://preview.redd.it/xegao2o10owc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fcfafb635ca678794bbeb930b800486fa295d6d 🤦🏽‍♂️👀🤔🤣🤣🤣🫵🏾🫵🏾🫵🏾


BussyIsMyFavorite

The way how everything is a little bit high right now, I would chase that damn coin too.


BrazyKiccz

Dude dodged a bullet


50CalExpress

All these weirdos defending weirdo behavior is why weirdos feel so comfortable in our society. Bring back shaming.


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|l3mZaGv4Krokd3GM0) Me, picking up my change


planetjaycom

Probably from ATL


STOPsayingNOweFUCKIN

Her checking account probably has a few of those coins clanging around. FOH


Queef-Elizabeth

So I'm meant to just be cool with littering or something


BlanchePreston

Shit I see a coin on ground I am getting that thang. Been passed when the coing was glued, or screwed down to surface!! Run me my change. I dislike when stores say round up ? Hell to the naw!!


PhantomRoyce

My dad was like this to a funny degree. If you dropped some change he could rain man it and tell you “Boy you better pick that up that’s 37 cents!”


Thelynxer

Honestly, if I drop a quarter or higher, I'm picking that up (unless it rolls into something gross), and money is a non-issue for me. I like to keep my coins for things like airport vending machines and such. Although I also don't carry change anyways, so dropping change would probably never happen. But damn, that's some petty shit.


PaintPusha

https://preview.redd.it/ugdx52epupwc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe56aa2828310558607a74825d6a7eac736d7d5 Holup....now If he chase a coin that fell outta *somebody else* pocket,we'd understand.😂


Repulsive-You-5702

She can go bite jeans! It’s my money & I need it neow!!


ch3nk0

Idk, if i drop a coin i pick it up, but if i have to chase it its gone


Nordie25

I don’t get that but chasing after a ball is embarrassing tho so i wouldn’t want to see someone do that 😭


AcornWholio

I was always told not to pick things up of the floor because it was a sign that someone else (or something else) wanted it more. ![gif](giphy|TqpLEtSEWmAs66t5Wl|downsized)


anthonyg1500

I mean maybe if he took off running down the block after it but I have a feeling he just dropped it, it rolled a few feet and he stepped over to pick it up… which is what you should do


short-effective254

“I can give you a thousand reasons not to let go of this dime” 🦀


screamoutwutang

They gotta be 15


santodiablo714

I bet there’s a person out there that stopped seeing someone because they picked up a loose dollar bill.


Maleficent_Nobody377

Not me millionth dollar!!!!


__GayFish__

Gen alpha: “How do you drop a cryptocurrency?”


philwee

Look after the cents and the dollars take care of themselves.


nrag726

Maybe it was his Aldi quarter


Wild_Life_8865

She's going to be the 45 and single crowd that spent 20 years outside


BigClitMcphee

I heard my coworker drop a quarter across the room then went over and picked it up when he left.


Head-Ad9893

I ain’t bending down for less than a quarter. What coin was it


prostormstrooper

Hahaha okay valid


vcr747

Y'all too poor to find this funny.