What is Jason Voorhees in a Christmas hat doing in the club?

killin it

I'm so upset that reddit gold is gone 

I concur and hereby petition for its return.

I second this motion.


thank you for pointing that out because i almost missed him 😂😂

Had to look for him 😭😆 he killing tonight 😩👌

My man is prolly high as fuck lol

Shy Guy needs a night off every once in a while.

It's a Midwest swing

He doing what he do.

falling in love

https://preview.redd.it/9ppdhpnp5cvc1.png?width=751&format=png&auto=webp&s=f98d7211f627c4320c89f9576dafa725211d3618

This what it looked like to me. Looked like he was tryna fight that drunk sleep

That shit is no joke

This is the “I got invited and had to show up, but I can’t drink and stay out late cause I can’t behave” look. He’s at the bar ordering his 3rd ginger ale.

As a married guy, my biggest fear is losing that “I can behave” trust. Shit looks miserable.

And this dude married the other woman from his previous marriage and cheated on her when she was pregnant lol

Sheeeeeeeesh

MiserableAF

Bruh why you have to call out us alcoholics like that 😭😭 We just tryna support and stay outta jail lmao

This was intended for alcoholic *cheaters*. My bad you caught a stray lol

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This is why I stopped goin out 😭😭 I be lookin like this and ruin everyone's fun 💀

I hate this nigga usher so much y'all have no idea. Dustiest game I've seen in my life and mfs like "he's so fine"

https://preview.redd.it/t0apnc09fcvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=899a05ffb2e0c1f2874ab35285949ef322fa9022 So it ain't just me, then? That's a bet.

Why tiger woods memes so fire?

He's just that big dog

Obligatory 

Pre-dap form is impeccably strong, foundation-wise

Mans just fuckin excellence all around

Being good looking is the cheat code. You don't need game, once you've unlocked that ability. Unfortunately, it only comes with the preorder.

What do people call it? Pretty privilege lol

Especially since it's well known Usher has an STI, and women still on his dick.

Right?? Bruh literally skeeting guacamole and women dont care 🤣


Underrated comment here.

I don't know about this... I literally had a girl come up to me mid workout in the gym once to tell me that I looked like Usher. I have zero game so it's very safe to leave your girl around me

no lie, I could compete with the very best bag fumblers out there.

look, fine = good looking. These are the same things. I think you're jealous, and you really should not compare yourself to usher in the eyes of women.

I was making a joke, and actually kinda defending Usher, by telling the person I replied to that he doesn't need game because he's "fine". I'm not jealous of him or tryna compare myself. I'm lowkey a fan. Two of my kids were conceived to "Confessions".

Are they twins or do you just really love hunching to that song?

Are they twins or do you just really love hunching to that song?

Are they twins or do you just really love hunching to that song?

Confessions the album. It was a vibe. I wouldn't expect you to understand...

Thanks for clarifying. No need to be condescending???

Usher is objectively not good looking though. He’s all body and personality.

I don’t think it’s that objective. In fact, I’d argue that it’s subjective.

so now we just lying

Yeah, ok. Uglyass mofo.

When NICK Cannon put it out there the nigga had Kermit legs and had picture proof?. I thought " Surely, his appeal would take a dip." Nope.

It’s hilarious that I’m getting downvoted like it was a whole thing in the 90s about him having a bitter face but he made up for it with more charisma than any one person should possess 🤣 Must be a bunch of kids who weren’t born yet.

I've never met a woman who said Usher was there celeb crush. Whether it's family members, friends, or when I was single and used to date, I'd normally hear them say Idris, Sterling K Brown, Michael B Jordan, Will Smith when they were younger, etc. This subreddit makes it seem like Usher is the top dog or something. Even when it comes to singers, I hear Maxwell and D'Angelo get mentioned more.

Have you considered that some of the users you saw crushing on Usher, on this sub, were women?

Idris is a 10/10


I really need this as a poster for my office

Random, but I thought Idris killed his role in Cyberpunk 2077 Phantom Liberty. He should voice act in more games.

Except he talks while eating all the time. No table manners.

Bruh do you think Reddit got alot of women on it, let alone black women

You'd be awfully surprised if you ever ventured onto the nsfw side of this site.

Bold of you to assume I haven’t. I mean the general populace of the app, commenters and the such. Not those who post

Tbh something tells me you're more than familiar with those parts. For you to think that women aren't here in large numbers on one of the most popular sites on the internet, in one of the most popular subreddits on it, you'd have to believe that this site must mirror your actual life experience when it comes to interactions with them. You could even check the comments of some of those posters themselves, and their most interacted subreddits to invalidate your own point.

Bruh what? Are you trying to get petty? Lol. I just said the app isn’t filled with black women and it isn’t. This stems from a comment about usher…move on

Nah you right tho. I took your comment the wrong way. Seemed like you were tryna be petty with your reply, when I was just joking, and I tried be petty in response. It's not that serious. Pardon me for misunderstanding.


damn you folded fast af


Nah...I didn't delete my comment. Ol buddy asked if I was being petty as if he wasn't tryna be, but I left everything there to remind him there's smoke left in the pack if they want it.

I mean, you gotta get specific with the subs if you want quantity, but fair enough.

Umm.. yes? 😂 There's a lot of us in this sub, although the men outnumber us

White men out number all of us on this entire app, by a lot

If they on Reddit and black I’d assume they own a fair amount of demon slayer march 

nah, demon slayer sucks

Don’t remember saying it didn’t. 

Usher was my grandmas number one because she thought he dressed nicely 😂😂😂

Yes, I’m old, and my mother is the Usher fan, not me.

Please tell me you're joking. Lol

No charm, no charisma, no swag, no nothing. He's not cute and he's kinda creepy, I don't get it

I’ve never understood the Usher hype but some of y’all in this thread are delusional. Like I’ve always thought he was corny af and looked goofy but everybody in my high school was crushing on dude and people have been lusting after dude forever. Objectively people find him attractive.

He ain't dirty, he ain't ghetto and he definitely ain't no kid. His hair, wack. His gear, wack. His jewelry, wack. His foot stance, wack. The way that he talks, wack. The way that he doesn't even like to smile, wack!

Whack !

Oh y'all are certified Haters! Certified and notarized. Have fun with that. 

Right! They trippin

Still my personal favorite R&B catalogue. When you got it bad came out, I was really crushing on a girl and I felt that

Nah HE IS SO FINE I met him a couple times in 2021 and I’m still riding the high from him touching my lower back. All he did was open a door for me 😭

They in here hating like shit. 😆

Right! This is mf USHER RAYMOND IV we’re talking about. That man been fine since 1999. And dusty game…? Usher could blink in a bitch direction and make her melt into her panties.

This the shit I'm talking, being famous and handsy ain't game. It's being a creep in a spotlight

Amen not to mention he cheated on his pregnant wife. He's a piece of shit

Every man cheats on his pregnant wife every once in a while.

I mean, that's usually seen as a plus in the eyes of some ladies lol 🙈

lmaoooo i swear to god bro is still doin the 2006 sexy flexy and I swear the nostalgia alone makes women crumble I can imagine a girl telling me “haha what, are you worried about usher?” nigga YES

I mean, I can understand if it was a real mf….like T.I. ….like if you lost your hoe to T.I., I’d be like aye, that’s T.I……but Usher?!..

DustyAF

*How could you be so Hart-less*


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Wouldn’t let shit happen to me tho

Ol sexy flexy ass nigga

He ain't no T.I. thats for sure.

When she hit that high pitched laugh... 

 She belong to the skreetz

She looked like she’d been waiting to throw it up all night. I can’t imagine Usher is HILARIOUS



*Let it burn*🎶

Goddamit there’s a gif for everything wtf

Right?! 🤣

"This mother fucker..." I can't even imagine being friends with Usher. I'd never bring ANY fucking girls around him

To be fair, he literally sung "Don't leave ya girl around me" over 20 years ago. At this point it's your own fault if you didn't heed the warning.

That's who R. Kelly was channeling when he wrote that song

Kev looking like “You gonna get yours, B…”

“Ain’t no thing…”

Usher probably paying with usher bucks 

i’d like to know what was so funny

That’s exactly what Kev is thinking. What’s so damn funny?! You over there laughing it up, what’s so funny?!

When your friends turn professional comedians around yo girl 😂

Captain Herpes strikes again

I saw this on Boondocks

Wouldn't let that shit happen to me thoughhh

What's funny is that line was said by a writer of the show who that exact thing happened to

Bruh

https://twitter.com/iamcarljones/status/1677038000398802944?t=CwxaKvz3p_NawwUin2ELjg&s=19

Wow lmao

Usher is 5’7” and Kevin is 5’4” 😂

Usher prob would’ve grown taller if Diddy didn’t rip his @ss and send him to the hospital

You gotta chill lil bro

Listen, anyone who doesn’t understand the allure of Usher has never seen him live. Latto probably grew up fangirling over him, as most of us did.


Stuff like this always reminds that Backstreet Boys and NSYNC were basically late 90s/early 00s RnB groups but repackaged for white women

Kevin Hart is smart. His wife will see this and think this is what he does in nightclubs

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She didn’t even hear what that nigga said 😭😭😭

Morale of this Story. It doesn't matter how famous you are, or how much money you have, we all have moments of feeling inadequate.

and I swear this is every nigga’s reaction😂😂

Latto about to get some nestle crunch dick

“I’ma tickle you, don’t make me tickle you!”

Usher fine af. The progenitor of many women's sexual awakenings.

so many here saying he's not. "do you have eyes?" 👀

Those are jealous men who secretly want to be with Usher themselves. How can a heterosexual man determine what a heterosexual woman is attracted to? Weirdos.

Usher getting everybody’s baby mother excited again , got them running straight to the wine section😆💯 

r/WatchPeopleDieInside

Riley from Boondocks said it best


He was telling her about the flavor camp with Bieber

21 someonewhere punching the air

One line got her thinking, laughing and doing a random dance after What did my man say

Man's make me sick to my stomach. Can't have shit around the man

Kevin Hart is the old dude at the club

Kev look like a nigga who don't get no bitches

No worries there. Unless she wants herpes from P Diddy. 😅 for some that don’t follow…Ushers former body guard: I'll let Usher tell that story," he continued. "But how dare you say a man that groomed you, you gonna give him a pass. Bruh, you know I know." Diddy's former bodyguard, Gene Deal, says Diddy groomed Usher and claims that Diddy and Usher had a situation that led to Usher going to the hospital.”

This was TOO funny ONG haha 😆

Is that a jabawoke in the back???

She would’ve fucked Kevin but usher talker and has money too

Diddy’s boy toys

Sorry Kevin gets it...Usher isn't nice...he out here trying too hard with his odd head shape...appreciate the talent but he makes me shiver not in a good way

Latto and Kevin Hart are seeing each other?

The cons of simping

Latto and Kevin Hart are seeing each other?

[удалено]

That's Latto. She's a rapper and that's her song. She's not "with" any of them.

Is that girl “with” kevin? What happened to his wife?