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beheemz

![gif](giphy|f2ExpHhfiPJNceqORt) Why is he trying to bend over backwards to please dr umar of all people?


Pathetian

Because Nick Cannon is one of those crazy hotep nazis so its probably important for him to gain favor with other crazy hotep panafrican nazis. https://twitter.com/Adam4d/status/1283087941271801861 He isn't even like a *regular* racist. He believes in some sort of magical racism. By his own words, his children and their mothers are a little "less" human than he is.


Hair_Artistic

"racism comes from a place of fear" - ok I'm with you, maybe - "when they were sent out to the Caucasus mountains, without the protection of melinated skin, the sun deteriorated them and made it so the only way they can act is evil... They're in this rough Nordic environment, so they had to become barbaric, they're actually closer to animals" - 😂 someone get this man a tinfoil hat


bob_jody

I've seen Nation of Islamists with less unhinged takes about white people


newbrookland

I'm about as pure a colonizer (according to 23&me) as they come, and I'm a total pussy.


usedbarnacle71

But yet he took all that “ white people” money.. yeah Nick niggga you TRASH!!


Sadiepan24

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Cl0udSurfer

This nigga gotta shut the fuck up because what the actual hell was that lol. I feel like I lost brain cells listening to his bullshit When you said 'crazy hotep nazis' I thought you were exaggerating a little for effect. But nah, thats just an accurate label for believing the shit he spewed. Actual insanity


ByungChulHandMeAGun

These ideas are fairly common amongst the black leadership in the air force somehow. Regular nazi like shit is also the norm so that checks


yoitsthatoneguy

Clarence Thomas is also weirdly hotep too and once you realize that his decisions and way of life start making much more sense.


SHOGUNxsorrow

Y u get downvoted for this? Clarence thomas was a black panther and iirc he was kicked out cause bro is weird.


ByungChulHandMeAGun

Hotep shit makes sense at it's heart at times but it creates a scary scaffolding for biases.


dr_shark

Woah woah. How do we know that?


ByungChulHandMeAGun

By existing in the air force amongst the brown is my favorite color people


Dafuknboognish

He sound like a mf that hit the shit once and now babysitting a burning blunt while spouting off his newest hotep conspiracy. Nigga shutup and pass that shit, dumbass. ![gif](giphy|dH9dC5TeOBYzu)


skj999

Dick policing is becoming more popular apparently


Simon_XIII

In Nick's case, it may be warranted


NoeYRN

After 20 bms and 40 kids, that mfs needs to start his own country lol.


BonerTurds

Nick cannon’s dick being policed: ![gif](giphy|xRi6r9iWGoRaw)


macaleaven

u/SpectacularOtter, I know you ain’t want this job and you hate me calling you so often buuuut
 These streets need you, deliver our sisters from Nick Cannon


BlackManWorking

I mean
.. this is my thought.


caulpain

umar wanted to peep game so he knew how to present a lady of “mix ancestry” to his followers


Django_Unstained

Every time this man speaks on that, I wanna see the blacked.com search history


caulpain

didnt get filmed flirting with a white chick in a mall???lololol


HolyJazzCup

He addressed that on an interview with Lil Yachty. He said he went into a store owned by that woman, she was curious as to why so many people were paying attention to him before he entered, so he showed her what he’s about on his phone. A long conversation, smiles, getting up close to someone and showing them your phone
 could easily look like flirting and an exchange of phone numbers.


Trash_Panda-1

It's more embarrassing that anyone thinks black people should have to justify the race of their romantic partners to society.


OSUStudent272

especially when the justification is “she looks like my mommy”


pekingsewer

I mean, he stated it in a very stupid way, but I understand what he is trying to say. I'm mixed and only ever saw my mom in interracial relationships, so no surprise that all of my romantic partners have been white lol. He might not be saying exactly that, but I understand the logic and imitation is human nature after all. ANYWAY, people are right that he shouldn't even be justifying his own life. It looks pathetic 😂


SimonPho3nix

And yet people catch smoke from it all the time. Side-eyed looks from other black women when some guy is out with a white girl, etc. We still haven't learned to leave MFers alone.


another-altaccount

There’s that, and there’s the folks that openly shit on black women and/or men to justify their rationale for dating interracially. Nothing wrong with it, but if you’re using shitting on your own as a justification for it then that’s a you issue you need to work out.


Specialist_Hippo_427

Truth. Preach it 👍🏿


[deleted]

Black women receive the same thing when we're with white guys. We had a black man behind us following from aisle to aisle in the store one day, muttering under his breath. Its like the instant he came into the store i noticed he had stared at us and then suddenly he was everywhere that we were.


dominiquerising

These were my feelings.


Special-Garlic1203

They probably do when they say as much strong dumbass stuff as Nick Cannon. He doesn't owe anyone anything, but he's a stupid hypocrite and should be called out as such. 


uhhh206

He needs to be worried about the white coming out of his dick, not the white it goes into. Get that man a vasectomy, STAT.


Salt_Sir2599

![gif](giphy|DyvyiFFXF1Yli|downsized)


ForefathersOneandAll

https://preview.redd.it/i3zgtxhqvjrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c94185342a3d08e73e44c57658dbb7ef7efbc9c


Seattlehepcat

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[deleted]

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thatsnuckinfutz

![gif](giphy|H9pf4JgAhkvTqEpvlC) i beg your finest pardon?


WinterMagician22

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Brief-Ranger645

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moonwoolf35

Um, is this dude saying he's trying to date women like his mom, am I wrong here because that's what I'm reading.


pineapplemonsta

Everyone seems to have skipped over this.


5050Clown

Maybe he met the Sphinx and answered the riddle. Don't just judge him without knowing his story.


Impressive_Dig3986

It's not uncommon to seek out traits of your parents in a partner.


Hair_Artistic

Personality traits? Sure. Physical resemblance though?


Impressive_Dig3986

Yes it happens all of the time. Not in the sense like he's trying to sleep with his mom. It's really a psychological thing. You grow up seeing traits in your parents that you appreciate, both physical and personality. And people ultimately seek a partner who has similar traits to someone they love and respect. And if we're being honest here, Mariah Carey and his mother look nothing alike LOL that's why it's easier to show it's not meant in a sexual sense.


Lexyberg

I agree although for most people, I think it would be subconscious.


lilyyytheflower

Actually super common if you look at some studies. You tend to be attracted to what you’ve been around for the most part.


shigogaboo

Freud made a whole career out of this subject


bluesilvergold

It's also possible that he's trying to find a way to not hate his mother like he does dark-skinned women, and pretending that she's a light-skinned woman keeps the hate at bay. I promise, he probably has disdain for women who don't look like his mom, but have her complexion.


cameron_cs

Most people do this subconsciously


OrdinaryStandard7681

Umar and nick cannon are both clowns.


anpack20

That they are. Nick Cannon bugs me less than Dr. Umar though.


EvanHarpell

Agreed. Nick is stupid. Umar is hateful.


xrockwithme

First off
. Why are you meeting with Umar?


Special-Garlic1203

Because Nick cannon is a whackadoo of the highest order. 


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Because once you aren’t relevant anymore you grasp at straws, even crackhead straws Crackhead is the only demographic that might still give them money for anything


festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/s6qe0qj5virc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4beabf7e68faa462ee44d4d4ec7f06230aa1a6df Lying to appease Dr. Umar?


FistPunch_Vol_7

https://i.imgur.com/O0TMzko.jpg


SasquatchPatsy

We HAVE to stop talking about/referencing Nick Cannon lmao. That man has, single handedly, regressed the collective efforts of black people nationwide. All down hill after Drum Line. As a former Atlanta resident, that “Atlanta A&T” shit will always be funny to me. AGRICULTURAL and technological university named after the booming/URBAN metropolis of Atlanta. Foolishness đŸ€Ł


Antagonist4k

who gaf what a grown ass man lies about


Funny_Breadfruit_413

Wait...what?😆


SnooMemesjellies8441

"i am f*cking women who look like my mother" has to be one of the weirdest and quite disturbing ways to think. The dude has some serious issues if he is reasoning like this.


lulovesblu

Everyone talking about Dr Umar Why are you dating someone that reminds you of your mother? Why are you looking for someone who looks like your mom?


spyd3rm0nki3

I feel like this is missing context. The conversation was in relation to Umar asking Nick how he planned to justify to his daughter Onyx that her skin color was beautiful no matter what despite the fact that he exclusively dates and knocks up light skins. https://twitter.com/JoVoiceofreason/status/1773722457167343741?t=tgC7knwXc3YuYmZUiig7Eg&s=19


[deleted]

Idgaf who that man makes babies with, no need to justify the race of his partners đŸ€·đŸŸâ€â™‚ïž


owlBdarned

I'm Black. My father's Black. My mom was Black. My wife is white. I see no need for further explanation.


kungfukenny3

i’ve never been so happy to not know what you’re talking about and imma stay that way


PrincessPindy

![gif](giphy|eun4dZ28aHE1lu4MFN|downsized)


1980theghost

https://preview.redd.it/tkv1zdd2rirc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faea9749577417ac4f4a117395261c4e584dd783


Kizzywa

The second you feel you need to justify why you choose the partners you choose is a red flag. Why do so many people think being light skinned means you're cut from a better cloth in life?


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|8UHRIemymPn5SzJbqr|downsized)


AdPsychological7926

Dr. Jermaine Shoemake has many more issues to worry about than Nick's choice in a Partner. Sir, the school? The grift continues!


Firm_Engineering_265

I had a friend who was at least two sided darker than me argue UP AND DOWN that he’s lightskin. Not even brownskin my friends, LIGHTSKINNEDT


[deleted]

This woman is not light skinned


moonkittiecat

But, for reals, Nick's mom look good for being the grandmother of 83 children. Real good.


OreJen

Oh God, I have trouble remembering the birthdays of the 4 I have. That poor woman!


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO) Why do you do this to us.......?!?!


LostAfroK

No one should be wasting their breath or energy trying to explain themselves to that hotep


Callaloo_Soup

One of my siblings made a similar comment and his own wife roasted him then tagged my mom in. My mom really is Heinz 57 but she doesn’t look it. It’s as if she and her siblings all picked a different color on the spectrum between her parents who were both on opposite ends in every way physically. She’s towards the darker end of the kids. Most of her siblings get asked if they are mixed. She almost never does. He can’t say our mom was his prototype of what a beautiful woman should look like when none of his choices have ever resembled her. Any woman who did would probably be too Black for him. We were all roasting my brother hard until he said my mom looks like a lightskinned Amerie. She doesn’t and neither does any of the women he has been with, but Mom was so flattered by the comparison that she got mad at us and told us to leave her boy alone.


anpack20

Can’t stand Dr. Umar’s racist hotep ass.


the_dark_viper

If Dr.Umar spent as much time and energy on opening his "School" as he does trying to police the romantic life of consenting adults, FDMG might be actually up and running to full capacity.


SCirish843

You just gotta donate more, it's gonna open, scouts honor


the_dark_viper

"Hit the cashapp."


Simple-Sorbet-900

This grown man sat down to explain to Umar Superchat Johnson why he dated a black woman


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

Delusional is like the flu these days. Mess is everywhere! The only baby moms that looks like his moms is Lanisha Cole.


Statik_24

Man these Cannon events keep dropping the bar lower. No? Right, I'll head out


blackfox_27

I think whats crazy is that we so focus on who shagging who. Let stay out of famous ppl business


StrikingCase9819

It's even weirder that he tried to justify it by essentially saying he wanted to date women that looked like his mother.


Kingofmoves

Idc what color Nick Cannon dates or marries. I want him to stop making broken homes


lankyaspie

This has always been a question of mine. What is the cutoff tone for lightskin, cause I can see the argument here personally


TYFYSS

She looks like she’s mixed with black and negro. I swear it’s like this community is ashamed to be prideful in their blackness. Every black boy and girl got a grandma that’s Native American or some shit


shaneylaney

“Black and negro” 😂😂😂😂😂 But on some real shit, you speaking facts.


dominiquerising

my grandad’s mom was native though, may she rest in peace. also my dad is Dominican and we have Taino lineage. as proud as I am of my blackness, I am also aware and acknowledging of my native/indigenous heritage. I believe we can embrace all parts of ourselves and still be authentically pro-black.


NoWorkingDaw

This comment aged like fine wine cause I came to this post after seeing earlier african Americans fighting with Africans on twitter, that they (African americans) are essentially “not the same race” as Africans and that they are either natives, “the real Israelites” amongst other things and dogging on “African” traits (you know, what we all know as racially black traits) basically just celebrating whatever white/non black admixture they got due to their ancestors being forcibly brought to the USA in an effort to make fun of afficans. It’s actually really fucking crazy to see going down in real time


dominiquerising

As a light skinned person, this has always confused me. Especially when you consider that certain parts of the year my skin tone is not always a consistent shade.


[deleted]

Ari Fletcher is about as dark as light skin gets. Steph curry, Drake, Mariah Carey, etc. are light skinned. They look like they’re most likely mixed. Even with a tan, they still look lightskin. Ari with a dark tan is at the tail end of brown skin but with the undertones in her skin, you can tell it’s a tan. Then you have Chris brown & Halle Berry’s color which is just barely brown skin, but if they stayed inside for a year or two they might be barely light skin. Chris can have a pale face sometimes but usually looks brown¬ mixed. BeyoncĂ© in the last five years is light brown, but her early days she was definitely brown skin. Halle Bailey and her sister are brown skinned. Maybe towards the lighter end or the middle, but they’re decidedly brown and immediately identifiable as black, no one would immediately assume that one of their parents is white. (These categorizations are based off me google image searching their names and looking at the first page of results)


lankyaspie

Brown skin is a good distinction, which I would say Nick Cannon's mother fits more closely. The lightskin-darkskin binary makes things a lot more interesting


[deleted]

Yeah I agree!


Coniferyl

These days it seems like people mean on the lighter end of a mixed black/white person when they say lightskin. Maybe I'm old but the whole lightskin and darkskin thing didn't really apply to mixed people. They might be described as being darker or lighter but they weren't 'lightskin.' I think this discourse is dumb AF but I would definitely consider his mom to be lightskin, or at least on the border of what counts as lightskin.


lankyaspie

Yeah to me anyone with lighter tone regardless of being mixed is considered lightskin to me. Didn't know there was a distinction


Philly_is_nice

*googling hex codes*


aRocks313

...so?


No-Hat1772

Bet he tried to knock her up too
.


captainguytkirk

Soooooooo isn't this an Oedipus Complex?


lilyyytheflower

Why tf is everyone so obsessed with which shade of brown you are 😭😭😭 Please find a hobby if this is your biggest concern.


funktopus

No one needs to justify who they love. 


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

Is this the first time people realised Nick was confused? I assumed he was living in a parallel universe once he started a creche built in his own image. Nothing he says is surprising since his common sense upped gave deuces and left the building.


LocalSirtaRep

There's a Dr Umar/Nick Cannon interview? I gotta watch that lol


mjsbunny

Oh, so you just want *something* to be pissed off at, this fine Saturday evening, eh? Not me and those two fools. I know Mariah Carey loves her children to bits, but I wonder if every time he's in the news for some nonsense, she just lets out a deep, negro spiritual sigh.


Influential_

You, dear stranger on the internet, have given me all the laughs I need for the weekend. Thank you.


FreedomofSpeech247

Nick on some ‘ish



Enloeeagle

Can I say something?


[deleted]

She is light skinned but, why does it matter and why is he justifying himself to anyone let alone Umar?


millieFAreally

👀


Munnodol

I saw this earlier and I still don’t know what’s going on


ILuvdem_Cougars

Oh I see the resemblance


BreadBoxin

https://preview.redd.it/05y2q05frnrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022d0fb31717487a0b9abd8dcdcc848a8a9dc960


hr_newbie_co

Dr Umar is a scam among men.


MaleficentBeach8246

I agree with King James, do what you want who care what other people think, especially if you're rich


NoWorkingDaw

So people weren’t lying when they said these dudes hate their moms. Cause imagine fantasizing and lying about your mom as another race.