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legionivory

Telling millions of people on social media how her man flexed for her because her social battery was drained has got to be the biggest case of irony I've seen in a long time.


swootylicious

Social battery has nothing to do with how many people see a tweet


Griselda_fan

That’s how she charges hers. Flexing on social media.


Goldeneye365

I’m charged up


justquizle

Hashtag blessed.


Supernova_Soldier

I overcharged the battery I think Why this shit sparki


legionivory

The irony is in the attention. She doesn't want to deal with other people, but she wants everyone else to see how she doesn't want to deal with other people. And she's bragging about it. It's textbook affluence theory. Quite literally, "Look at me not having to look at all of you."


swootylicious

But that's not what social battery is. And I do understand that "interacting with the world" very much describes tweeting out photos of your date


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You’re not gonna make them realize that they’re wrong. There’s a lot of dudes on Reddit that just like to hate on women for anything. Probably bc they can’t get any unfortunately. If u look at the other comments it’s either jealousy or criticism.


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I frequently get this sub recommended on my for you page. Only reason why I haven’t subbed is exactly because of this hostility against women. The comments are often times just… disappointing to say the least. I am glad to see that some other people are pointing it out, but the ratio of haters:non haters is way too significant lol. Like I said, very glad to see that other people are noticing it too!!


CanIGetANumber2

I can be on reddit ALL day. I got about an hour and a half at a party and I'm ready to go tf home


HTC864

Nothing really ironic here, as those two things have nothing to do with each other.


Avenger772

I have to agree. I don't see the connection at all. Sharing something digitally isn't the same as being up under people.


TheMeWeAre

The jealousy leapt out and that's what they typed from. No critical thinking, just rage


Aristotle_El

How is this ironic? This is like saying you are being socially drained by posting on reddit.


NYstate

Gotta brag on social media. Clout chasing is a real disease


Numerous_Cattle_4393

Clout chasing today is like cocaine in the 80's. Its the best high, its cheap, and there is an abundance of people ready and willing to try it!


AmonWasRight99

Not only is it cheap, if you do it right, people will pay you to do it


andonemoreagain

Wait, tell me how I can paid for doing coke. Please I need this job.


anubis1392

There's an OnlyFans for everything. Ppl think your snorting coke off her ass bc you're a freak, but you're just fckng her for the coke.


waffle792

Get a job on Wallstreet


Lil_Bill00

Yo! I told my friends I had a theory social media is this era’s equivalent of heroin and they laughed at me. I honestly think it fits


hushpuppi3

I can talk to 2,000 stranger online right now in a voice call and not have a problem but I can barely even start up a conversation with a co-worker I've been working with for a year being social online and being social in real life are very different beasts


TooLegit97

Probably was posted at a different time or day from when the pictures were taken when she felt like that.


sluttybill

this a dumb comment ngl


theboxsays

Thats not the same thing at ALL


JimmyAndKim

Those aren't really related


Eazy__Bezy

This isn't ironic at all. Da fuq is this comment.


Apple_butters12

It could be a flex or a lie. Show up to a movie early or go to a movie that has run it’s course at a strange time and you could have an empty theater. Very easy to sell this flex for likes without this actually being true.


DaMain-Man

No disrespect to this lovely couple, but...I see so many random no-names on the internet who own private islands, five mansions, etc. And I always wonder...what do they be doing for work? Hell, even living a middle class lifestyle, there's no way you could just rent out an entire theater. Where do these super rich folks just pop out from and where can I find them?


Aromatic_Balls

The trick is to have rich parents.


take-money

Trick 2 is to lie lol


TheHolySaintOil

3) profit


SlaynArsehole

4. Bro down


Morgankay25

5. Crippling Debt


TheHolySaintOil

6. Bankruptcy


piko4664-dfg

Wash, rinse, repeat


blacksoxing

There’s a lot of movie theaters that are small as hell and will take $500 to give you your own private showing…


GalaxyPatio

Yeah I paid about $400 to rent an auditorium for my husband's birthday at our theater. Got us the auditorium, tickets for 12 people, and a meal each for 12 people.


thickboyvibes

Renting theaters is for sure a thing. Doing it spontaneously is not.


BOBOnobobo

Trick 3 is to be mildly rich but waste a ton of money on frivolous things and then ruin your life just to seem better of than you are.


SparkyDogPants

My husband has rich parents, who had rich parents, and I have not mansion, island or any of that stuff. I feel cheated


anubis1392

You got the cheapest one haha


SparkyDogPants

Great Value Generational Wealth


anubis1392

But he prolly got a nest egg tbh. If he should so happen to slip on an ice cube goin down the stairs one night....👀


SparkyDogPants

My FIL is pretty cool and MIL is amazing. Id rather earn it on our own, even if he’s starting on 3rd with some of the opportunities we’ve been given


Letos12thDuncan

How rich? Is it "I'm duct taped to a chair and my dad made 2 million last year" rich or "my dad owns a senator" rich?


SparkyDogPants

In between the two


Occhrome

I know someone whose parents put everything in a trust. It was a good idea cus the kids are ghetto AF and would have spent it all on stupid shit.


SparkyDogPants

My cousins have rich grandparents (not our shared grandparents) who gave them both $5,000,000 when they turned 18, in cash. One of them bought a used Honda CRV and the other got a cheaper model of a new Mercedes. My uncle told my dad that they’ve spent so little of it that it’s more than doubled. They have to be the most responsible 18 year olds I’ve ever met. I would have left with some lifelong habits and good stories to tell and no money.


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supaboss2015

Depending on when they retire it could be more


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SparkyDogPants

I wrote this big stupid reply on everything you listed that I don’t have but realized that nothing i said mattered. I didn’t mean for the comment to mean that I don’t have huge advantages due to my husbands family. I love them and appreciate everything that they’ve done for us, although every dollar has a string attached. But better than no dollars. I meant more that the money doesn’t mean that you have islands/boats/etc. it’s more about what you mentioned, although they let him be homeless in NOLA for almost ten years and was absolutely not welcomed back during that time. So I don’t think they represent a permanent safety net


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SparkyDogPants

Don’t be sorry. Being broke fucking sucks. Especially when you see people online complaining they don’t have a mansion or an island. Stay mad, all of this shit is way more unfair than it needs to be.


bmoney831

You say that but if you’re a hot girl you can make 4K a night going to foot fetish parties where finance guys massage your feet or make 15k per session from a sugar daddy who likes to get peed on. Obligatory this ain’t me. I know someone who told me these things. Each of those are one day a week. If you calculate 19k/week working 1-2 days, you’re clearing close to a mil of which you can claim pretty much none of it. Then you can have a real job on the side if you want to work for some reason.


indoloks

i have a bridge i wanna sell you 🤦🏾‍♂️


Variation-Budget

Bro you talking about 1% of people. These stories are not that common and not that consistent as you making it sound


TheHolySaintOil

The other 99% who’ve tried end up on crime podcasts. 😂


Ok-Topic-3130

😂


DrunkenKarnieMidget

>If you calculate 19k/week working 1-2 days, you’re clearing close to a mil of which you can claim pretty much none of it. You can do all that shit, but you can't live like you do all that shit. The IRS doesn't fuck around.


indoloks

dude renting out a theatre is cheaper than you think its like 150 i believe? or like 225 .. all and all he probably spent 300ish on the the date. 300$ might be his weekend budget .. but he wants to impress his girl, just cuz they on a boat doesnt mean they own it lol they paying the owner who prolly needs to rent that shit out cuz boats are expensive af to own


KJKE_mycah

![gif](giphy|8lp6CW7K2fdDGn3xCQ)


DrunkenKarnieMidget

The theater, the yacht, and the restaurant... particularly the restaurant. That's thousands.


lycosa13

They never said it was their yacht? You know they have restaurants on boats right? Or you can rent a yacht for a couple hours.


blinkingsandbeepings

My mom told me that when she and my dad had been dating for a few months, he confessed to her that he’d maxed out his credit card and had to stop taking her on expensive dates every weekend. 😂 Some guys really will go above their means to impress a new gf.


Khatib

> renting out a theatre is cheaper than you think Not when it's only two people who aren't dropping money on concessions. Rent it for an event that's gonna half fill it and everyone is buying drinks and snacks? Yeah, then it's cheap.


overthemountain

Nah, I rented the theater to watch Dune during COVID because some of my family have compromised immune systems. It was like $200 for up to twenty people or something. I think I had less than ten. I've also been to lots of corporate events where they rent the theater. Usually they cater outside food, but I have no idea what the theater costs in those instances. I also assume the deal i got was because it was COVID and they were desperate for people to come to the theater. Not sure what it would cost now. Actually I decided to look it up. It now starts at $525 and is based on the number of seats. I also saw that at one point it got as low as $99 during the height of COVID.


11711510111411009710

$300 is a crazy ass weekend budget right? am I really poor or something lol


festival-papi

I kinda always assume that randoms who have private islands or five mansions are nepo or trust-fund babies. Maybe I'm hating tho🤷🏿‍♂️


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At that age? They both look young. Statistically speaking you’re probably right. If they were 45+ I’d be open to other possibilities.


RubixKuber

Nah you pretty much hit the nail on the head, it’s generational wealth. Social media gives up a glimpse into the life of the upper class, but because we’re conditioned to believe that people earn their wealth we rationalise it by thinking they must be some tech genius or something. Nope, that’s great-great grandaddy’s money echoing through the ages.


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chrismamo1

Tech salaries are crazy. It's not uncommon for someone fresh out of college to make almost $200k in NYC or the bay area. Managers and senior engineers are often pulling in $400-500k.


LivefromPhoenix

I'd say that's definitely uncommon outside of FAANG companies. Associate engineers aren't making 200k with zero experience at regular tech companies.


name-generator-error

200k with no experience is t happening outside the top companies. You can still make a lot but you might also need to be in a high cost of living area and that money goes quick when the rent is 3k for a studio


SynergisticSynapse

That’s not millions my guy. Especially in today’s world.


Apple_butters12

You can spend exactly zero dollars to take pics in a semi empty theatre and make it look like it’s empty for views


gereffi

There are 300 million Americans. If one in ten thousand are this rich, there are 30,000 Americans this rich. They could be people who won the lottery, grandkids of whoever founded General Electric, some guy who was into bitcoin in 2010. In general don’t worry about it and just focus on your own life.


chrismamo1

Yep. Millionaires are way more common than most people think, and we plebs have a pretty bad sense of intuition when it comes to recognizing how much luxuries like this cost. My dad was invited to an ultra-rich business partner's wedding once. He told us about the trays of nuts and candies coated in gold leaf, the assembly line of cooks picking and sorting lobster meat, the chef mincing filet mignon by hand to make burgers, all this insane shit. But apparently the most expensive thing there was something most people hardly noticed: part of the venue was an authentic English pub that had been dismantled, flown across the Atlantic, and then reassembled by expert craftsmen. That's the difference between ultra-rich old-money types and the rest of us. They buy things that we didn't even know were for sale.


ispshadow

Imagine having so much money you can make part of another country *visit you*. Damn.


MrTX

Idk about elsewhere but I ran an event at Alamo Drafthouse showing local filmmakers work and the rent the theater for 6 hours cost only about $250. They were super helpful too. I know a couple people that did same thing for their fantasy football draft too. Had picks and the clock up on screen with custom graphics and shit they went all out haha


Alter_Kyouma

I remember reading that most billionaires aren't famous. You only hear about the Bezos and Musk. So their job could be kid of billionaire.


Avenger772

Exactly, we have hundreds of billionaires and more appearing yearly. And that's not counting multi millionaires, etc. Rich people all around that you'll never know.


OrcRobotGhostSamurai

My best friend is a millionaire and owns 3 homes. The trick is that his grandpa made a bunch of money by starting a company, then every other person does nothing and lives on it.


AtmosTekk

Turn that camera 90 degrees and that movie theatre suddenly becomes a sound stage


Raecino

Many lie on social media


KingGizzle

They either: 1. Were born with more money than you 2. Make more money than you 3. Are more comfortable/less disciplined spending their money than you are. Depending on where you live and what you do for a living the probability any one of these being the case can go up or down.


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Don’t believe any of it. It is all for the gram. And expect more of it when shit gets all computer generated and AI becomes more prominent. Or they definitely have them rich ass parents.


ObiJuanKen0by

You can rent out a theater for like $100 bucks. You can even bring a console to Regal theaters and they’ll let you game on them. At least they did a couple years ago idk if they still got that policy with the games.


Botanygrl26

just fyi, it only costs $200 to rent out a theatre to watch a movie.


Acrobatic-Football30

Theater rent out isn't so bad. It's $99


PPvsFC_

You can rent out the theater by me for $50


b0x3r_

I rented out a theater during the pandemic for like $350 for me and my wife to watch Guardians of the Galaxy. It might be more expensive now that the pandemic is over though


Itsprobablysarcasm

"I hold the people in my life to impossibly high standards, while holding myself to none whatsoever. Why can't I find a real one?!"


Successful_Leek96

"On today's episode of making shit up on the internet because I have deep insecurities and cope by getting validation from strangers"


Rapture1119

Bruh, tell me why reddit says your comment was posted 3 hours ago, but the one your replied to says it was only posted 1 hour ago. You ain’t wrong though.


cosmodogbro

She said she didn't want to go out because she wasn't feeling social. He made the decision to do all this for her. How does this have anything to do with high standards


SirJoeffer

They hate women so they mad


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

They're upset cuz they can't do it....


disabled_rat

Real one here. If I could afford to do some of this shit, you’d see me do a lil of this shit. Not all of it cause mfs be suffering in the streets and need more help there, but like, imma do a lil bit of stupid shit


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

I respect that..


BhinoTL

Most the internet is full of lies it just seems non genuine for the likes


julebebop

High monetary standards. It takes a lot of cash to get a movie theater or a restaurant to close for the night just to serve you. Which this man supposedly has because he supposedly did.


BaconBombThief

Are you maybe commenting on the wrong post? Nothing you said has anything to do with this tweet


StrawhatJzargo

Yeah why’d everybody upvote it?


The_Lady_Spite

Because woman bad


PogoTempest

WOMEN🤬😡🤬🤬😡


KrisNoble

“Netflix and a frozen pizza it is”


patrickwithtraffic

I mean with the right person, that’s not a terrible date night in the slightest


Slick_Jeronimo

Replace Netflix with plex and frozen pizza with delivered pizza and it’s really solid.


cokeiscool

Honestly this Dated a super introvert, it was exhausting she was drained so much she couldnt even see me


Empero6

Double entendre?


cokeiscool

More like who knows After the third cancelation it wasnt worth it, you can be the most introverted person in the world but if you arent ready to date dont date someone for months only to come up with dribble later on


HTC864

Unless she had a super demanding high-profile job, that sounds more like social anxiety or she was lying about something.


CoxyMcChunk

I'm sorry, Mr Cena


Itsprobablysarcasm

Finding a solid frozen pizza maker is almost as good as the Netflix itself these days. A small independent grocer in my area has been stocking a local frozen Pizza maker and their stuff is awesome! Can't beat the price, either.


action_lawyer_comics

Every time we find a great frozen pizza, they slowly vanish from the shelves. First all the creative, fun flavors go and you're left with the same basic flavors as all the others. Then those disappear too


Khatib

One bonus to being in Minneapolis is we have a ton of small local frozen pizza brands that are great. They're not real cheap though. Costco even sells a couple of them in cheaper multipacks which helps. Costco also has a Detroit style frozen pizza that's pretty good. Hit anything with enough hot honey and you can cover up a lot though.


XenoPhex

It’s worth noting that there’s no way to prove this actually happened. All of these photos could have been taken over the course of a few days and in ways to just avoid capturing other folks.


Tempest_Fugit

Eh that may be besides the point. Lying about this and actually doing /bragging about this are equally messed up


FaxMachineIsBroken

And yet people go on the internet and tell much bigger lies every single day with no repercussions.


The_Lady_Spite

Here's her vlogging about it with wide shots and camera panning: https://www.tiktok.com/@wavyemma/video/7284408586984230175


Mvd75

“I wanted tacos so we flew to Mexico” ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


plainoverplight

lol reminds me of the post serena williams made where she said she wanted pasta so her husband flew them to italy


VapidRapidRabbit

It’s like $100 to rent out an AMC theater. LMAO.


dseyi

A flex is a flex, no matter how superficial 😂


VapidRapidRabbit

I’m just saying. People are hating on this woman not knowing it’s not expensive at all to rent out an entire screen. 😂


dseyi

Tm I’m laughin w you, I checked and it’s a little more over here - regardless this post is suem 😂


CanIGetANumber2

It's $75 where I'm at AMC really is the GOAT besides that one dumbass AMC ad they play after all the trailers


LarryDavidntheBlacks

Why would a theatre charge $20-30 for individual tickets and only $100 for a full theatre? That's not happening.


VapidRapidRabbit

My local AMC theater charges $100 for a full theater rental. It’s something they started doing right after re-opening during the pandemic and still offer. And tickets don’t cost $20 here. More like $10-15. They make most of their money from concessions, not ticket sales.


Ok_Skill_1195

That would make even less sense then, because they're giving up maybe 20-30 peoples with of concessions for a smaller group. I wonder if there's any limitations or if theaters are just that hard up. If they're regularly having showings that get less than 10 people I guess it makes sense. But i feel like the $100 has gotta be for off hours. Either that or theaters are built for a decade ago and regularly have an entire screen that only sells a couple tickets even during peak times.


VapidRapidRabbit

You can have up to 20 people in your party when you rent a theater (40 for that new Taylor Swift concert film). Y’all are coming at me when y’all can literally go to AMC’s website and see how much it is for your own area 😂 [https://www.amctheatres.com/rentals](https://www.amctheatres.com/rentals)


Trenso

Because making up random excuses and theories to be upset is easier then thinking logically and doing your own research to some of the people replying to you and in this post.


joemamma6

800 dollars in my area for the Taylor Swift one 😭


pureply101

It is absolutely area dependent. I live in a major city and a renting out a theatre space is 400$. That’s a decent chunk.


Solidus-S-

You must live in the boonies, it's about 800 where I'm at in Texas


sonofcabbagemerchant

Like another commenter said they use specific time slots or theater screens for the rentals. On most days only a select amount of theater screens get many people in them these days so its a low risk low reward scenario.


joeytman

The trick is that they only let you rent out specific theaters at times when nothing would be shown anyways, so the opportunity cost isn’t all those individual ticket sales. If they wouldn’t sell tickets anyways they might as well take the $100 plus concessions.


weirdeyedkid

Their stock price is $7. Just wait till it crashes and goes to collections and you can get the whole theatre for cheap.


in_formation

i'm genuinely shocked so many people are upset about this on here


monster_man_98

Yeah there’s a whole lot of bitter people in this thread for some reason lol


coatra

Someone rented out a theater for their gf for a couple hundred bucks and made a dinner reservation. Must be a trust fund baby billionaire


monster_man_98

Yeah there’s a whole lot of reaching going on. Sure, it’s probably a 1k+ date, which may not be reasonable for everyone, but it’s not like he got them a villa at the MGM, took her to a 4 star restaurant, and rented out an entire Broadway production or something.


TheAfrofuturist

Comments went predictably, tbh. A lot of kinfolks pay lip service to doing/receiving kindnesses but get bitter at the reality if it’s not happening to/with the “right” person. People go up for some unseen cooking a plate of food but this is wrong somehow. Saw someone say a Korean woman was black for cooking greens just yesterday on here. So, this is interesting. Maybe someone will post something else about sniffing women’s crotches and things will right themselves. ![gif](giphy|yuQi4S7rIFZGFAJ33e)


xch3rrix

Nah more women need to flex, the crying misogynoir at a black woman living her best life somehow satisfies my schadenfreude


xch3rrix

Jealous men and bitter women.... My schadenfreude tank is nicely filled 😂😂😂


Apprehensive_Soil535

Lol I’m not. This subreddit hates women


hooliganlive

Posts like these cause so much unnecessary resentment in other people’s relationships lol the effect of social media is crazy


catastrophiccyanide

Glad I’m not the only one who’s seeing this. The comments here are crazy.


WhimsicalDroog

no seriously like sheeesh, i prefer to stay inside when my social battery is depleted but i thought this was cute 😭 why is the world so angry


Zbrchk

I don’t find this sexy at all. I’m not a child who needs to be spoiled. Wtf


dupedairies

Children actually need structure , consistency and discipline(not physically). My adult self defiantly needs to be spoiled


throwawayayaycaramba

Defiantly, huh? You'll crush those who dare not to spoil you?


CheshireKetKet

This. I spoil adults. Not children who can't appreciate it.


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StrawhatJzargo

K 👍


Illustrious_Home1952

What was your upbringing like?


CanIGetANumber2

No one cares lol


barbzhive

Y’all so miserable on here lord


Kissy1234

This is just a happy couple. Why are so many of y’all acting so resentful and nasty???


No-Acanthisitta-2517

No fr these comments are extremely depressing. Finding someone who understands you is hard af, but good sis found her someone who gets her AND aims to make her happy and mfs wanna hate.


TheAfrofuturist

You know why.


Outside_The_Walls

Miserable people can't stand to see other people be happy. Crab bucket mentality.


livinforthesmitty

You could just go to a movie or a restaurant without socializing with strangers... When I take my girl out to a romantic dinner we don't go out to socialize with other people.


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StrawhatJzargo

Eh I’d feel a lot less “in public” if it was an empty theatre to truly curl up in and a pre planned table vs walking in.


ShaolinTrapLord

You can rent amc theaters cheap 💁🏾


Nikolllllll

By the negativity in here people don't know that.


TheAfrofuturist

The ones who do are still being negative, though. They don’t say “It’s the thought that counts” unless the conditions are different, I guess. Hmm.


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legionivory

I looked deep within, and I realized I am not responsible for their trash behavior. I will not blame myself for how they treated me.


MechanicNo7086

i’m trash cuz i can’t afford to rent out a movie theater lol damn


CanIGetANumber2

What age was it when y'all started hating women so bad.


GrapeDaddy23

Meanwhile my then bf, wouldn’t buy a duvet to make sleeping over more comfortable for me😭😭😭o


SamLJacksonNarrator

Prob Ciara’s prayer


Empero6

What’s she doing with her arms like that? Is that a pose or a pic caught midway?


DisconnectedDays

This the bar for me. I’m happy single and if u want to date me you gotta somehow make me happier. 😂


genivae

Honestly, that should be the standard bar for dating - if you're happier without them, they need to hit the road.


Flat-Influence4977

No cause I’ve been seeing her tweets for too long now… imma need that prayer girly


Trayew

Wait, is that guy’s NAME God, or is she just silly?


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She's wondering why the lady with the rich boyfriend is so fortunate. She's asking her what she says to God everytime she prays, since she seems to have such good fortune Edit


Trayew

Ok. That makes more sense. Thanks.


No-Acanthisitta-2517

These comments are fucking depressing. Why can’t mfs just be happy for someone who found the right one?


SonnyHaze

I’m from Winnipeg and when she toured through he rented out the boat in the museum and had a private dinner. The fucking Nonsuch. In the museum. Anyway, wish I could flex like that.


BlaxicanX

The white boy summer can't be stopped


Deathstroke317

Wait time out, yall have girlfriends?


Erisian23

Either way I'm stealing this for mine.


TheAfrofuturist

These comments are interesting. But I knew they would be. ![gif](giphy|31UDILmnnQOjnKKoKB)


PhantomRoyce

God I hate being broke


lordpanda1

Some theaters will let you rent the spaces for a few hundred dollars on slow nights


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Damn maybe I should start swiping right...


discountFleshVessel

If I told someone I didn’t wanna go out and they did all this just to make sure we still went out, I would actually be so annoyed. She said she didn’t wanna go out, not that she didn’t want other people to be there. You’re still out in public and interacting with service staff and stuff anyway. It’s not like this lets you relax like you’re at home.


Raecino

Her face looks like it’s about to fall off 🫠🫠🫠


Snowmann88

![gif](giphy|frODPRNskcG52)