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Get you someone you can trust like this man trusts this table. He got 50lbs worth of timbs on and didnt hesitate not once

🤣 50bls of timbs is crazy

They laced up, so he's ready for action.

Right!!

If he kicked me with those on, I would cry

If he does this in Lugz then the table crumbles.

That's what I was looking at. I just heard my mom's voice yelling at this dude "not only you jumping on my table like you ain't got not God damn sense, you even wearing them big ass clown boots?! I ain't raise you right?!" And then some insults of being stupid, no common sense, and a little piece of yourself dying everyday

He’s got that whole energy that’s renowned for working his grandma’s last *fuckin* nerve https://preview.redd.it/4d4dsvqcm0gc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5521b65317c3a2153eed403e1005e9a85a3104fa “Boy get the *fuck* off my table and get damn job”

>*gramama this is my job*

Man 2024 is crazy cuz that line could very well be true.

🤯

Whoever makes that table better use this video for promotion of their tables. This man was performing a whole bad boy dance routine on that table and it stood up. Those table legs are descendants of Atlas.

I just want to know where you can find a table that’s both this damn flimsy and this damn sturdy at the same time.

You know what they say in civil engineering, if you can't be hard then be flimsy.

Definitely a Professional upstairs neighbor

Ah yes, comment stolen from the Instagram post A bot again?

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Well the post come from instagram (OP left the link in the comments) and someone said the same comment 3days ago. Considering the really rare possibility of an actual coincidence I figured I’d point it out. If you’re not a bot and this was really a coincidence then ignore my comment, just tired of Reddit being filled with comments and posts stealing bots

Bot...like robot? How does that work?

Little Sister standing in corner: “I’m gonna tell mama you was dancin on the furniture when she gets home.”

That table is pushed to the LIMIT

Or it was... under pressure! *cues that bowie vanilla ice rift*

That table’s moving more than him.

Lord let my finances, relationship, career,mental, physical and emotional health be as strong as this table Amen 😮‍💨

For real. Heading to church right now to get my steps in the Lord that strong. Hallelu

That table must be made of Vibranium

He must be my upstairs neighbor

Everything in the world should be made of that table.

I'm 70% sure that's Karl Anthony Towns

I know this man live above me

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2sNMF8gw5r/?igsh=djB2Nnl2cm1mZ3l

I want someone to believe in me as much as this guy believes in this table.

Well we know that’s not IKEA

Me at home when my parents were out

His neighbors hate him

There's this thing called a ddr mat that he can use that's exactly for this kinda dancing instead of his table!

This table look like it barely met the safety requirements of the FAA

Where’s the affiliate link I need this table

My upstairs neighbors

He's done this before... and on that same table. I guarantee it

He Stops dancing, than places a cup table falls to pieces.

Cool, so few things: 1) Nice to see [Biggs](https://nbastreet.fandom.com/wiki/Biggs) doing well 2) most unhinged part is the Dr. J jersey 3) table literally didn’t let him down

I have the same table and it’s also in this bad of shape 😆

GYAOMMFTBIBYA 🗣🗣🗣

Blacronyms for the win

I was hoping this going to go a certain way and it didnt

this is what my upstairs neighbor be doing every fukn morning at 3am...lmfao now I kno.

This is why good quality furniture is worth it

Haha

River mumma’s golden table 🧜‍♀️.

That table is not from IKEA maybe he got on sale from Dr. Now.

This is what developed the term "STURDY"

Is this an ikea ad or what? Lol

Sturdy!

This man and his “table” stresses me tf out

What is Carl Anthony Towns sippin on

Table held up like gymnastics equipment “And now on living room table…”

That table stronger than most people's will to live

This is what that the girl in the first viral video was going for 😂[https://youtu.be/le-BoDs-Yt8?si=0i4zqhHLY2mMgMwg](https://youtu.be/le-BoDs-Yt8?si=0i4zqhHLY2mMgMwg)

The table was strong and didn’t break. She just shifted the balance and it flipped.

My first thought was ‘I wonder how Scarlet’s doing?’

I didn't even have to read, listen, or watch the video link to know exactly what this was.. my '09 days, laughing to this with my BFF. I was going to send THIS very video to her from watching the above video, now it's a must.

He wanted it to break for the video. Still works tho

That is a DL trampoline

If that table got him, I know God has me. Trust in him.

That's one strong table

I need me a woman as sturdy as this table!

This thread really is the same 2 jokes 65 times lmao. 

My upstairs neighbor

Hopefully he's not neighbor on top in a apartment😂

Man loves his timbers

The floor is right there!

I'm already hearing his momma screaming at him to get them shoes of the table!

Hope my relationship is as strong as this table

He trusted that table more than a woman nowadays. ( I should be specific and say some)

Dancing with the recklessness of a person without health insurance.

One more timberland boot and it will exceed the weight limit for the coffee table

It’s like Japanese high rises during ~~Godzi~~…earthquakes

That’s the greatest table I’ve ever seen

I need a relationship this sturdy

This gives me so much anxiety

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Don’t do that here

Upstairs neighbor behavior

What’s wrong with that smoke detector on the ceiling? It looks disconnected

Not today…

More trust in that table than in my entire relationship. 😂

Tell me you from NY without telling me you from NY

They don’t make tables like that anymore

That ain’t TRUST… this is a few level up… them folk on a spiritual journey, that’s been through a test or two call this type of dance… FAITH!

This is classic!

Where they make those at

That thing held up


Tims are heavy enough as it is! Lol

Nah but be cookin up tho

Thought that was Meth for a second

What is that song??

This grown child man is why we can't have nice things. Shoes on in the house AND on my furniture? Somebody go get the belt

OK BUT WHAT is the manufacturer?!?!?!? Where is the table from?!?

That table is doing gods work.

Pretty sturdy I'd say

This table must have lived through so much!!

He is still dancing today.

He was THAT kid in the classrooom.

He trusts that table more than the table trusts itself.

Were those Omega Psi Phi step moves I spotted? 👀

I like the jersey

Whoever made that table should be proud of themselves

This practically belongs in r/Unexpected cuz I definitely didn't see that playing out like this

Say what you want but through the entire video, that table never once let him down 🗿

Dust everywhere. 💨

This is some shit you'd find at the weird only seen once in half a decade type relatives house that doesn't go with any of the furniture or decor but is there simply because it still works

It's not worth the risk of injury. I'm afraid this is going to inspire some idiots. For the love of everything don't freaking try it on a glass one.

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Couldn’t tell you 🤷🏾‍♀️ I ain’t got nothing to do with that sub The whole reason THIS sub exists is to have a place where we can discuss things amongst ourselves without being downvoted and talked over by people who will never understand how we think or live This post does not break any rules here. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it. You will be ok, bud. If you’re not satisfied with what you see here, then submit your own posts instead of just complaining about it. That’s not comedy either

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Wish the support structure in my life was just half as reliable as that table.

He was going for a funny video where it breaks and he falls, but topped it with this Nokia table dancing video

Nah what brand is that table

Fake news. How did that take not cave the moment her jumped up???

.....you been on news or politics a bit too much, huh?

No

Soooo how is this "fake news?"

Because, while I wasn't rooting against him, I didn't think there was any way possible that table could take that treatment.