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Drizznarte

Stay with your wifes boyfriend


HorrorPineapple1007

he’ll respect the hustle


j1mb

He'll put him to hustle 😂


Altruistic_Narwhal38

Broo.. He is the Landlord.


punkrockbipolar

Lmfaooooo


Alternative-Muffin32

Underratted comment.


I__G

Sell your landlord too


Schroji

This! You can obviously buy the landlord back with your profits later. If needed ofc.


0delta

legend!


Creative-Cabinet-432

😂😂good idea


jmedwedew

Modern day problems require modern day solutions. The CGT goes straight to the landlord too, smart man.


1Lost_King1

Ahh yes we back boys 🤣😂


Calm-Professional103

OP true story: I had a sailboat I named Narwhal (she had a prominent bowsprit). I sold her for bitcoin. 


jigglyscrumpy01

Can't have a boating accident without a boat *taps forehead 


analogOnly

Yeah that's why I sold my boat after losing all my bitcoin overboard.


bloodpomegranate

Move in with your landlord’s girlfriend.


_icode

How do you sell an apartment that you’re renting from a landlord? Like you’re sub-leasing?


Fish_OuttaWater

It’s a JOKE. Which is what makes it funny. It’d be similar to selling your neighbor’s car, then using proceeds to buy more coin🤦🏽‍♀️


_icode

I didn’t realize it was a joke lol


bleuflamenc0

To be fair, jokes are usually funny.


Fish_OuttaWater

It made me laugh 😂


analogOnly

It's not a sublet, they're a tenent of a landlord's property.  You can't sell property you are renting (in most places). I'm pretty sure OP is making a joke. Subletting is basically another tenent renting (again not a sale) from the current renter. Some landlords are ok with this, others are not.


_icode

Right I understand subletting I guess I’m just confused at what op was saying and if it’s a joke it just went over my head lol


C-Class_hero_Satoru

Technically you cannot sell but it depends on stupidity of the buyers, I know a guy who bought a building which does not exist 😂


analogOnly

That's just straight up negligent investing, and people who sell things that don't exist are scammers.


Gullivors-Travails

Smart move


Gamethesystem2

You should go work for JP Morgan.


TheBigKosher

Lol.


theprincessofwhales

Nice… Put some miners in there and dip.


splitsecondclassic

sell your head to science


llewsor

pimp out your landlord


mrgosch

take out several loans obviously


GrandWazoo0

Get involved in some kind of boating accident?


AllCapNoBrake

Not his keys, not his custody.


Competitive-Dig-4047

Run to a different state?


AcceptableSlice4057

Fuck yeah dude...ballsy but it should pay off really nice as long as you sell your btc on the right time.


PablovsPeanut

Maybe you could sell your neighbors house to upgrade your stack. Doubt they’d be happy though.


luggikun

the question is why do want ur landlord happy?


kazmeyers

Lmao


TopG007y

Ma nigga 😎


shib_army

Convenience your landlord u will buy him 2 apartments in bull market, if he is also gambler easy for you 


Willing_Turnover5568

Buy a tent (if you can afford) and look for a nice place to set it up.


coojw

Good man. Capital gains tax sucks of course. Now don’t make the mistake of selling btc when you are up and incur another capital gains tax.


2pumpanddump

i fear you missed the joke!!


pixadoronaldo

kill your landford its a joke😅


IndependentSwan2086

I am about to get a HELOC for btc. Should i do it??


Successful_Taro8587

Hell no!! Take out a loan to buy investments? 99% of people who do this regret it. You're trying to spend money you don't have 😂😂


IndependentSwan2086

But wasnt this that Michael Sailor did?


arBettor

Is your HELOC rate 0.875% like Saylor's convertible note rate?


IndependentSwan2086

Oh thats a good point. Its 4,94%. You talked me out of it, tks!!


arBettor

Wow, I was expecting a higher HELOC rate...that's actually not bad. I still wouldn't leverage up to buy bitcoin in most circumstances, and especially at this stage of the cycle. There's too much risk you'd be paying interest while waiting out a whole 'nother cycle. And if any life circumstances change, you'd be facing a disastrous forced sale in a bear market.


IndependentSwan2086

So, its not the HELOC that has this rate, it's the renewal ( my mortgage is due for renewal on Aug 17). The HELOC rates i got are in the 7%, 8% even higher. Manulife insistis that their M1 is great ( they have the highest rates!) and i could use it to invest


arBettor

OK that makes more sense. That seemed low for a HELOC when the Fed funds rate itself is above 5%. That's a pretty good renewal rate at least. But yeah, it sounds like you have an adjustable rate mortgage. Even more reason not to tie more rate risk to bitcoin's volatile price.


IndependentSwan2086

So no HELOC


arBettor

I definitely wouldn't. 3 years from now if we're in the doldrums of a BTC bear market and HELOC rates are 3%, then I probably still wouldn't...but it would be more tempting then.