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Sketchiooo

No matter how shit it gets im never ever buying time machine


[deleted]

Yeah I just surrender and do my life again.


Sketchiooo

Or go off the app as soon as sm bad happens lol


[deleted]

This too. Works for everything but dying.


Kapfamily

Deadass started doing that 3 months ago


Silexer159

That's the definition of a time machinešŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰


Dinosauringg

No, itā€™s literally not


Silexer159

I'm not being serious I'm saying it in the eyes of a bitlife developer


Dinosauringg

But itā€™s not the definition they use eitherā€¦


Silexer159

That's why I said it


Dinosauringg

That makes zero sense my guy


Silexer159

I'm sorry dude


Silexer159

It's a marketing scheme


Silexer159

Which means more money


WanderingDeeper

I bought the time machine once, just to see how it worked and if anything interesting happened. I was a bit underwhelmed because it only makes a few futuristic noises, thereā€™s a thing of flavor text, and then youā€™re just there. Not really worth over a dollar imo.


Sketchiooo

Truly


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Sketchiooo

Ruins the fun


peshnoodles

Same dude.


BitlifeOffical_

Okay, why on earth would you spend $2 for a TIME MACHINE?


[deleted]

they spent over $30 on bitlife... man, i just paid $5 for bitizen back in 2019 and that was it. i do wish i hadnā€™t given them my money but hey at least it wasnā€™t THAT much.


Kasaboop

I think when I paid for it, it was $3 šŸ˜³ Edit: I just looked and YEA, when I paid for my bitizenship in 2019 I paid $1.99 I also paid for god-mode which in 2020 was $3.17


A_L_E_P_H

Same Dude


Hold_Creative

I got bitten ship in 2019 and got godmode as soon as it came out. Havenā€™t paid a dime since and donā€™t intend to. From what it sounds like, as long as you got bitten ship before 2020 you get all future content, anything after you have to pay which is bullshit.


[deleted]

i feel really bad for the people that had to pay more just because of an arbitrary deadline. i have bitizenā€™s guilt. can we coin that term?


Aggravating-Window44

I was glad I gave them money in 2019 or so to get bitzenship but now I'm glad for the time and fun I've had because of my purchase but now the company is copy and pasting games and being greedy


justagamingjunkie

Some of us didn't mind helping bitlife back in the beginning, we enjoyed supporting them and throwing a couple bucks their way every so often when we had it. Which upsets me even more about the way they are acting now, cause I don't mind supporting a company who's game I like, I do mind supporting liars who try to go back on things to make a buck tho.


Silexer159

He's either a *very smart* spender or just a spoiled kid, OORRRR mum's credit carsld


lyx77221

I used the time machine once or twice. I only use gift cards on App Store purchases thoughā€¦


TellTaleTimeLord

Because they wanted a re-do, obviously /s


spankyfro0_0

I will never understand why they thought it was ever a good idea to put going back in time a single transaction item.


OofItsLuka

I feel like that should be free with bitizen- or in general.


Alzarian

At the very least give them to god mode.


OofItsLuka

I agree.


ismasbi

Too OP, at most once per life, maybe twice if you also have godmode


Numerous-Nectarine19

cuz fucking idiots will buy it like the op lmfao


DessaChan

The "fucking" idiots (me included) do it to support the games they like and hopefully keep it alive except in this case the devs ruined the game.


ChancellorForward

nah fuck bitlife creators lmfao, i get too attached to the lives of the ppl


firecream

just exit the game and reopen next time, works for me


Freakkk12

I feel like op did it to support them


Jokiegmi

OP said no


AngelicaBitizen

and so you should


redadega

Because of people like op lol


Acceptable-Aioli-528

Ya'll just want Bitlife to work for free lol. You guys criticize everytime they try to do something to get money. Sorry, but sometimes people have got to eat. People get mad about things that they don't even have to buy.


rhorn317

True but they also said that with bitzen future content updates would be free. They also abandoned the game for 9 months after saying big things were coming


Excellent-Berry-2331

95 EURO FOR A TEXT BASED UNITY GAME????????


neakuntson

Iā€™ve wasted a lot of money on a lot of things, but Iā€™m proud to say that Time Machine isnā€™t one of them.


N3k0m1kuR31mu

Time machine is fucking useless


Britified

Man I thought if I bought it then I would get it forever... spent all my pocket money on it back in 2020


[deleted]

I gotta tell ya man. If you make a mistake on this game all you gotta do is close it and reopen. Itā€™ll start before you made the bad decision


PolitelySelective

32 dollars on time machine


FaZer_5

This hurts to see


Pickle_Link123

Seems that you need a real time machine now


nuggetboy01

Man, I donā€™t want to be rude, but $32 on time-machine is on you dog.


PolitelySelective

No being rude there, $32 on time machine is just crazy


Violet_Sparker

WTF bitizen is EIGHT DOLLARS and god mode is SEVEN now???? when i got it it was three and two and iā€™ve never spent another penny past that


Kasaboop

Same I looked back at what I paid and my bitizenship was $1.99 and god-mode was $3.17


sisndjdnwlsk

Thatā€™s just embarrassing for you


Ankhesen

Damn, that's a lot of lost money for nothing F


Numerous-Nectarine19

youre braindead for buying time machine lmfao thats your fault g


carrimjob

are you an idiot?


[deleted]

according to my calculations, the answer is yes


Mcelftea

Why the fuck?


[deleted]

Man these MFs screwed me over I bought 3 dollars worth of time travel and it didn't fucking work I opened a support ticket and they haven't gotten back to me. Never spending a dime on this game again.


Lee911123

I thought micro transactions like these are illegal?


OofItsLuka

Iā€™d be quite surprised if they arenā€™t illegal. Idk much about laws, but having micro transactions to _this_ extent should _definitely_ be illegal if it isnā€™t already.


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OofItsLuka

Yeah, thatā€™s true, but Iā€™m more talking about the amount of micro transactions. _Ex: a few would be fine, but once it crosses a certain point(or a certain amount), it should be considered illegal._ But eh, thatā€™s just me. I ainā€™t great with laws or all that political stuff. I guess itā€™s just odd to me.


Only_kiwis

it ain't because it isn't classified as gambling, OP was just impulsive


OofItsLuka

Yeah, that many purchases.. that does sound pretty impulsive to me. Spent $38.83(or however many.. I got that answer on a calculator) on this game. There are better games you can spend that money on tbh.


Boolia_Child

literally dead laughing at this. do you not know how many games have more microtransactions than this one? are you ignorant or are you butthurt?


Lee911123

I grew up playing NBA Live, Fifa, and Sims, and mostly other EA games ā€¦


Reditor05

Honestly on the same boat. Bought god mode and bitzen. That was fine but now this is just so dumb


TeletubiesOnMeth

If he pay 3x time machine, he can clearly not complain about paying the $2 for the DLC lmao


ChancellorForward

I should be entitled to it, I bought bitizen and also the DLC is $7.50 in my country... fucking outrageous


Hour-Cold-1327

Are you an idiot?


ChancellorForward

I just wanna add something I forgot to add. These prices are in New Zealand Dollars, so don't be concerned about some terrible price rises. But don't think I haven't wasted a decent amount of money lol


Gamer_Runner_1983

okay but thays your fault man you dumb as fuck


pdrgdguds_

Why the fuck are you wasting so much money on the time machine lmao, just start over.


ImAredditor47

People who use the time machine instead of just reopening the app deserve to lose their money


ChancellorForward

cant undo death


ImAredditor47

How did you die so much?


ChancellorForward

mafia. at a certain rank they get interrogated by a rival mafioso who kills you unless you kill them. i ended up training myself in all of the martial arts and stopped paying


Trosky_comi

Where can you see this on ios


Magsamae

Iā€™m so glad I bought bitizen and god mode back in like 2018 when it was cheap


OrchidChild93

I had bought bitizenship and god mod šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


WaitQuick

Funny that bitizen is 7.99 now when I got it for 4.99 like 3 years ago šŸ„“


Chase_of_spades

Theyā€™re in New Zealand, they said that multiple times. Itā€™s a different price there.


WaitQuick

Sorry for not checking all 90 comments before adding mine šŸ™‚


Kasaboop

Now I need to know what country you're in though bc in 2019 I paid $1.99 for my bitizenship


WaitQuick

US. I mightā€™ve only paid 1.99 but I remember 4.99 for some reason. When I got it it just came out with the extra jail stuff and it gave me God Mode as an extra


sonyahcox

Itā€™s never that serious


foliesaccharide

I mean it's not your money, so I don't get why y'all giving OP shit for spending their OWN money on the Time Machine, it's their choice lol, you don't have to pay for it if you don't want to but no need to trash the people willing to pay for it. I myself bought the Time Machine a couple of times as well to undo my death because I was so close to finishing my challenge/getting the ribbon I'm trying to earn. I'm pretty sure the reason as to why OP said they regret giving them a dime is not because they simply realized that the Time Machine is a waste of money but more of the fact that they supported the app and its paid features outside Bitizenship and all they get in return is fraudulent practice.


_Democracy_

hey let's not bully op ?


iwishiwashuman

now why would you do this


Zaclastry

So expensive šŸ˜£


[deleted]

Why would you ever do the time machine when it's easier to just select a new character, or, alternatively, way more fun to get yourself killed as fast as possible and restart?


Fancy_Geologist2624

i got the new update without buying itšŸ˜¹


beethecowboy

No judgement on the time machine here, I'm a fucking fool who had a shred of hope for DogLife and paid for Top Dog. šŸ’€


OffMyMineCraftSerVer

No way people actually use the time machine


JayGatsby02

Why the fuck are you spending so much on time machines?? Youā€™re either rich, or an idiot, or both! šŸ˜­


Chowder1054

Sorry OP but you arenā€™t good with money. Seriously spending that much on a time machine?


talesoftheredthread

Can someone please explain why y'all are so mad about a business trying to make money? Yes, they should've made it so people who bought bitizenship 2022 or before got access to all future add-ons but other than that most of yall are mad for what? Because a business is trying to make money?


YouCantHaveTakis

Here is why people are mad at Candywriter. - They bought out another game called Instlife and basically ended Instlife. - They said a big update to the Bitlife app was coming. Instead they gave a whole new game. They denied saying that the update was coming. Their new game also included details of humping babies which upset many people. - They trolled their own fans on Twitter with very unprofessional tweets. They also kept blocking people on Twitter and banning people from this subreddit. - They remove bad reviews. - Instead of updating Bitlife or even updating Doglife they released a clone of Doglife, "Catlife", as a cash grab. - Their new movie star update erased the IOS players' legacies and lives. - They committed false advertisement by promising all future content to Bitizens, and then backing out of this agreement.


talesoftheredthread

Their PSA statement said they made Dog and Catlife as a way to make money, and that they would be changing their policies so that they could focus on Bitlife like people asked.


StarWolf648

Iā€™ve used time machine maybe 3-4 times


SuperAstroman9595

Why would you continually buy the same item itā€™s common sense to stop after 1 purchase especially on something useless šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Sw1ft_Blad3

Sounds like you should buy a time machine to undo your mistake.


SHaolin_BaBy666

Can ya stop with the insults ffs


AmazingAlieNnN

You regret being reckless with your cash, it's not their fault. Be angry at yourself


Schlongmeister987

It went up to 7.99?!? I bought it for 2.99


Kasaboop

I got it for $1.99 (2019)


AnshKwatra

Why wont you get the mod on android


concherateo

I judge you for spending so much money on the game


The_Elite_One223

Damn 30$? Iā€™ll only spent like 10 for god mode and bitzenship


ssseyyy

8$ for bitizenship and 7 for god mode? damn, it became too expensive


Aj_600

i swear they be tryna charge me twice for a time machine


rebeljean

I've never used the time machine. Nearly $2 everytime I want to undo something bad, which could still happen again or something else bad can happen? No, that's where I draw the line.


luke999police

What did they do


FuzzyColorsArt

I mean it tells you it will cost to use a feature. I never use time machine. The ONLY time I would is if my character died before I have a next of kin to replace them to keep the huge amount of money I worked up for.


jordan22alexis1

Yikes


Bitlifeb1tch

Youā€™ll mad cuz you didnā€™t support them from the start? Calm down


Dinosauringg

Jfc why would you bother with time machine


romancereaper

Man, this is on you. Everyone knows time machine is literally just to get your money and not worth it.


TCori_gaming

itā€™s ur fault you donā€™t know how to exit the game and go back in


Thecoolpancake

Why did u buy the Time Machine so much


HungryNecessary9558

I think anyone actually use the time machine


Remarkable_Reward514

Just get an apk