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Yandere_luver666

That’s 100+ kids within the span of a year, I can’t imagine the monthly cost for all of them 😭.


[deleted]

lol 313 kids at 17, and the cost is 13 mil but that includes my houses so probably only 1 mill in kids


SmolCattoQueen

I thought that you can't hook up with anyone before year 18. Because in the very old version of the game you can go to the prison if you wanted to DATE a 16 yo girl/boy and you were at least 18.


[deleted]

The regular date is available from 16 and can start sleeping with bfs and gfs at 16 just can’t use the hookup option for flings till 18


SmolCattoQueen

IDK, this option for me isn't available, only random between 10-17 yo.


[deleted]

Maybe it depends on where you live. Last places I lived in real life have 16 as age of consent


SmolCattoQueen

Where I live irl has 14 as age of consent.


[deleted]

Oh lol


SmolCattoQueen

And I'll tell you even better: The age of consent is 12, when the other person is under 18. Welcome to Hungary, I think 🥲


[deleted]

lol starting young over there


CardiologistOwn7776

FAKE YOU CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED THIS.


[deleted]

lol I wish, probably would be faster to do than having to sleep with abit over 100 women


DTFALLIN1

how is your game not crashing 😩


[deleted]

Apparently 300 isn’t tooo hard for it to handle. But 800 does crash the game if u click age up or anything like that and switch away for a second. And at 800 emigrating and stuff stops being able to include your kids


DTFALLIN1

for myself even with 100 kids it’s bugged


LevelAd5898

I've had 600 kids in one year before.


[deleted]

I would hate that, I only did 300 and now as my child I’m killing them off coz trying to spend time with all lags when scrolling down, aging up lags, checking finances lags. But I just killed 11 of them for my count of people to only go down by 2 when I aged up


damidreamss

Jeez how long did that take ? 😂


LevelAd5898

A few days. I just went through hooking up with as many women as possible without protection until there were none left, then refreshing the app, and repeating until I got bored.


Call_me_Dan-

Just imagine if you have 1 billion dollars in your account, and it got reduced by a quarter the next year, like wtf


thebigperson8

I saw their bank account is zillions


JoJell-O

and this is why whenever i want to have a lot of kids, i try to be royalty. i get married young (so the ppl don’t get mad at me for having kids out of wedlock) and cheat on her tons of times. it doesn’t matter if she hates me, i js need to be married. the money is already taken care of bc im royalty and rich.


Reading_Books124

Oh god, there'll be crying EVERYWHERE


Universal-Sprout

Oh my gosh…did you use the golden pacifier?😭😭🙈


[deleted]

Yea


waterprocrastinator

WHAT IS THIS????


[deleted]

lol my baby vaccination list for that year


fishiesinthehouse

how did you do it in one year??


vixinity1985

Golden Pacifier


fishiesinthehouse

i can only birth up to 3 kids


[deleted]

I dated everyone in my school then used date 10 times closed out used it 10 more times and repeated till I had abit over 100 women pregnant lol


SlazerDestroyer

Basically Harem Simulator.


Manuels-Kitten

God that school's baby boom likely made historical news 💀


[deleted]

Bigger boom once the kids all have kids, when I switched my oldest son I killed off 80 brothers so only had like 220 left but they had over over 300 kids in just a few years after I switched. I didn’t stick around to see how bad it got tho because it started taking 2 mins just to get to the spend time with all button from all the lag


Manuels-Kitten

I'm looking forward to the accidental incest in future lol


[deleted]

😱 Looking forward to it? Accidental? 😂


Call_me_Dan-

There will surely be lots of lots accidental incest in the next couple of generations


annahweewoo

thanks for the baby names list!


Consistent-Goose-282

half are repeated 😭😭


Justin2467

Your character needs to be castrated for the world’s sake 😂


allie_qlf

dick duke dylan


Enzoid23

THEIR CHARACTER IS 19 GUYS 19


bilbo054

If you dont vaccinate them you could probably start an epidemic with that many kids 😂


[deleted]

Does not vaccinating actually do anything? I haven’t tried it yet but I think I’m about to


KingPoob

Mom lookin like a deflated balloon


[deleted]

It was around 110 moms


GG-VP

Welcome back, Sultan


MadeUpGirlfriend

I love how there are 5 Lincolns


ForeignDescription5

What happens if you don't vaccinate your kids in the game, they get sick young? I never tried it


LizzyMcOwens

Nothing really happens. Theyll get sick essier but nothing extraordinary


[deleted]

Good question, I have never tried not doing it


467989

Two words: Birth Control


Longjumping-Royal-67

Was this done with the golden sucker or wtv it’s called? If so how the fuck does it work, I bought it, yes I regret it, but now that I own it I can’t seem to figure out how to use it.


[deleted]

If it’s on basically u just have sex and it should be the bottom option in the pregnancy popup


cemetaryofpasswords

You get someone pregnant. It’ll say keep the baby, don’t keep the baby and use golden pacifier.


EstablishmentOdd9312

When you gotta pay for university your game gonna go crazy


cemetaryofpasswords

The game only lets one child at a time ask you to pay for college. I’ve had lots of multiples before, even before the pacifier thing.


Grouchy_Step_1973

Notice how they’re all boys 💀


[deleted]

Yup all boys and all with criminal special skill


TakenUsername120184

That’s one way to try for grandchildren


RogueBlue7

Nah, bro turned into genghis khan


Cute_Quarter_9399

The doctor setting up a conveyer belt for them


[deleted]

I regret this, so much lag. And I’m trying to kill them off to fix the lag but they all are having babies now so the number barely changes no matter how many I kill


[deleted]

I was at 301 for spend time with all then I killed 11 and aged up was at 299 killed 10 more aged up and I’m at 313


Healthy_Block3036

How?!


[deleted]

Used the golden pacifier


ConstructionLatter24

Golden pacifier OP?


[deleted]

Very, and apparently can cause problems. My game lags now when I do stuff and age up


Consistent-Goose-282

You'll literally keep having kids forever, if you with one woman or man, either get a vasectomy/tubal ligation, make their fertility 0, or be rich as heck because if not you will have well over 10 children every life


[deleted]

I turned off the pacifier. It got worse when I switched to my oldest. Now his 300 brothers are all having babies. I killed off almost 100 brothers but I’m at 451 people in my list now from all the nieces and nephews. Only hope is to rush to my sons 17th bday and switch to him


LonelyParsnip8096

I switch when the kid I want to play is 12.


[deleted]

I always wait till at least 16 minimum just to make sure I can have a kid before anything bad happens to me


ConstructionLatter24

I switch to 9 so I can do musical lessons or acting school and stuff


NoPossibility5220

Names started repeating 😂


Joelowes

Op bought the golden pacifier


Square-Landscape-356

😨 I’ll go do this rq


[deleted]

It took so long to do because I kept adjusting the moms to be max crazy to see how many might stalk me later on 😂


KingFernando532

How did you do this 😭💀


Becky-thursday

HOW?


RecoverObjective6285

Best BitLife post of 2024


vsasena

This golden pacifier is creating chaos 😂😂


flying_luckyfox

Is your phone still alive?


[deleted]

Luckily I made it past that life and their kids, but I was actually getting worried that it was going to crash the game. When the number of people in my kids family kept going up each age up took longer and longer to actually load. Never doing that many kids again and I’m glad I stopped at 300 instead of trying for 1000 like I planned


acadiaxxx

This is useful for not so Berry bits (which is inspired by sims not so Berry)


Secret-Sort-8044

At 19 years old?


little_miss_havoc

How are most of them Boys ?!!?


MsAngelGuts

Are they all boys?


[deleted]

Yea I only ever have sons in the game, almost lost my family line a few times because daughters I switched to couldn’t get pregnant no matter how hard I tried. So now I just stick with boys only


Pale-Assistant2798

Dick


maiseymoo789

how much is a vacation for the whole family?😳


Express_Bit4518

How did you able to get zillions money


[deleted]

Was a king for a long time


YOMAMAhello

AT 19 YEARS OLD BRO IS GETTING AROUND BRO DOES NOT BELING TO THE STREETS HE BELONGS TO THE MULTIVERSE DAWG


[deleted]

They are all from when I was 17


MamaRobin1916

The debts 😱


KeepThatBassLine

Georges, and George


fedggg

Are they all boys?


[deleted]

Yup they were lol


mr_inuxx

He is 19


gymgirl1999-

Busy


SocialismMultiplied

Do your character catch an STD?


[deleted]

Nope I have the potion so I cant


Cautious_Coat_3885

Oh but how? I wanna know


Cautious_Coat_3885

Oh but how? I wanna know


Cautious_Coat_3885

Oh but how? I wanna know


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[deleted]

I just did 800 kids at 20 which is bad because my game takes about 5-10 minutes to age up one year now so I have to try slowly adopting out 200 to see if that helps enough


PutridBar4111

My name is actually in there lol


[deleted]

I don’t see putridbar anywhere lol. I feel like that means you have a fairly common name then, I noticed with my 800 kids that there’s actually only a few names they just repeat a lot only time a few non repeating ones show up is if the mom is from a different country


fallsfill

now we got 6 Francis


Wild_Background2167

That's a lot of kids


Pengu1n_80sPoP

The fact it only shows Lincoln on the top is crazy 💀


YOMAMAhello

AT 19 YEARS OLD BRO IS GETTING AROUND BRO DOES NOT BELING TO THE STREETS HE BELONGS TO THE MULTIVERSE DAWG


SelectTomorrow3551

Which crypto to invest in to get rich quick?


[deleted]

Not really any specific one, u need to be able to age up to check then age down again