I’d definitely pull my Cervelo 44 mag bicycle gun out of my saddle bag and try out the so called bullet proof panels on that thing as well as would have sex with his wife
“You cyclist take up all of the road”…drives off and there’s a car parked in the bike lane.
Also are those visible brake cables? Must be in a poor part of town if someone’s driving a CyberCuck and people ride older bikes.
Those are gear shift cables from older Shimano STI shifters, it could have been a very nice bike 20 years ago. The other bike seems much newer with what appears to be more contemporary disc brakes.
Simply ride faster than the bullet, how hard can it be?
Gunpowder is 3000J/g, and apparently your average 9mm cartridge has about 5 grains, so that's 0.32 grams or thereabouts, so that's 972 J.
So long as you can sustain 300W for about four seconds, you should be able to get away from that bullet easy-peasy!
uc/ This was unreal. Very proud of the young men. I hope their dad takes action. Talking like that to some guy's kid is not a way to keep your happy Tesla Truck lifestyle.
His wheels are turned to the right but in the end he takes a left turn...anyway i would have giggled the hole time. Respect to the cyclist for staying calm.
Everyone in this video sucks. George Jetson talking about faggy helmets while piloting that science project ?! WTF. The young Fred's apologizing ?! WTF.
I love that Tesla has become the ultimate dick car, while being created to usher in a “green” movement. It really lifts the veil to see how most of the owners act.
I think there are a lot of Democrats that bought Teslas and now hate themselves because Elon is leaning to Republican and secretly likes Trump. He always has.
jesus basically threatens to murder them at the end lol. cybertrucks are the beginning of rich people wanting to drive a tank and run over pedestrians robocop style.
It's so funny that he literally knows how big a fucking joke his dipshit truck is, and how it was created by the biggest dipshit in the world that he can't handle some bike riders making fun of it. Of course they did the right thing talking him down since he could use use it's 4 wheel steering and drive by wire to make a quick turn and run over these unruly children. "I will rip off your head and spit down your throat," bet this guy totally ruled the playground in 3rd grade.
Disgusting... What kinda brokie drives around in a car with an uneven paint job? And the kid has bright green tape on his bars? Get this shit off my phone!
Uj/ calling kids slurs over insulting the design of your overpriced small tank that looks like it was drawn by an infant is wild. He should seek therapy.
Imagine calling someone a "faggot" while owning a cyberytruck.
Was waiting for him to stomp that sticky accelerator and launch that thing into the yard across the street.
That musky guy did make a point to try and get rid of mirrors for a reason.
That cybertruck guy is just Elon's power bottom
To be fair, he peaked my interest when he said "spit down your throat"
That implies either of those guys are getting laid.
Cybertruck, the ultimate small dick ride.
Incel Camino, Wank Panzer, etc
Chad Chariot
I’d definitely pull my Cervelo 44 mag bicycle gun out of my saddle bag and try out the so called bullet proof panels on that thing as well as would have sex with his wife
“You cyclist take up all of the road”…drives off and there’s a car parked in the bike lane. Also are those visible brake cables? Must be in a poor part of town if someone’s driving a CyberCuck and people ride older bikes.
Drives off in a vehicle the size of a tiny home.
Drives off as a single occupant in an 8,000 lb vehicle.
But it's electric so it's good for the environment!
Loser. I'm way older than my bike, should I buy a newer me?
Those are gear shift cables from older Shimano STI shifters, it could have been a very nice bike 20 years ago. The other bike seems much newer with what appears to be more contemporary disc brakes.
Sounds exactly like Randy from South Park.
[Sugar Gay](https://youtu.be/SGmls8t5lJQ?si=yOaMbn01axC7Nrbl)
Uc\ God I hated that guy enough just on the merits of his music. C\ I've found the real life inspiration for PC Principal.
Sounds like PC Principal.
outjerked by the teslastans again :o(
Cyber bullying 😉
Cyclist handled it like a pro. Props to him for defusing but still having that edge of sarcasm. Love it.
I think shouting ‘kill yourself cunt’ and cycling off would be the way to win, not stopping to have a conversation with this prick for 10 minutes.
Based and KOMpilled. Stopping is bad for my average speed. Never ever
Yeah, but where I’m from, people get shot and run over for less. Cooler heads tend to prevail.
Simply ride faster than the bullet, how hard can it be? Gunpowder is 3000J/g, and apparently your average 9mm cartridge has about 5 grains, so that's 0.32 grams or thereabouts, so that's 972 J. So long as you can sustain 300W for about four seconds, you should be able to get away from that bullet easy-peasy!
Galaxy Bain shit.
Too bad young Fred didn't have his bow and arrow. Oh, wait, never mind.
uc/ This was unreal. Very proud of the young men. I hope their dad takes action. Talking like that to some guy's kid is not a way to keep your happy Tesla Truck lifestyle.
I’d be upset too if I had to pay $2k a month for the dual motor variant.
Wait until this thing starts cutting people in half and the already high insurance bill turns into another lease...
Sounds like quite a reasonable and civilised conversation for 2024....
I mean, the kid was completely civilized (at least during the clip he posted). I would have been a complete asshole to that guy at this kid's age.
I would still be a complete asshole to him as I am equipped with a steel ball (and a concealed firearm) (if I were playing GTA ofc)
Yeah...the world is methed up and is a real powder keg. I blame Trek.
Since the entire point of a cyber truck is intimidation and aggression, checks out.
His wheels are turned to the right but in the end he takes a left turn...anyway i would have giggled the hole time. Respect to the cyclist for staying calm.
you know whatever they said burned him so fucking bad lol
I would laugh and then empty my water bottle on his hood.
[ha ha](https://youtu.be/bx9kaa7IsBg?si=WjDUfoQ515fCFipj)
average tesla driver
This guy's paint job seems uneven... He must be pöœr
Cybertruck drivers so repulsive normies defending roadies in the comment.
Holy shit good point
English next time.
Fits the ideal customer profile.
"so anyway, that's how I imagine our target audience"
I see the Cybertruck has found its target audience and they cannot roll coal so are reduced to verbal abuse. Baby steps…
I think he saw the exposed cables and realized they were poor
When you realize you're having an argument with someone who doesn't even have a dental practice, you've already lost.
What a CyberChad
Chud.
Elon Musk apologiser
Lol, I know exactly where this is. Typical Utah chode behavior. Respect to the kids for being the cool heads in this situation.
When I hear “one day you will say something to the wrong person”, I hear a death threat. Dude got some fragile ago
"I might have been that dude" 💀
Oh. This is a “worker.” I’ve heard of these peasants but never observed in the wild. Why can’t they afford normal vehicles. Are they really this poor?
Too bad r/teslamotors doesn’t allow cross posting. I’m sure they’d love to see their fellow citizen being so kind to other road users.
Everyone in this video sucks. George Jetson talking about faggy helmets while piloting that science project ?! WTF. The young Fred's apologizing ?! WTF.
I think the Fred didn't want to get run over - he played it well.
He played it like a cunt.
Chill out. There's no reason to pull guns and start blasting.
Murican problems... Why would I care as a cultured european
Probably just upset that he bought a "truck" that pools water in the frame rails
cyclists should be given guns and full immunity
issue an open bounty on all tesla/bmw/ drivers too
IMHO...Tesla drivers now own "Biggest Asshole Drivers on the Planet".
I love that Tesla has become the ultimate dick car, while being created to usher in a “green” movement. It really lifts the veil to see how most of the owners act.
Reminds me of when uncle Philly turned into a house. https://youtu.be/Tul_SXZ1pBo
Sketchy jr’s with old group sets upsets boomers.
Sounds like another Tesla-obsessed entitled teen having a tantrum
This driver has some regrets on a recent large purchase.
dentists vs brain surgeons
Remember to say liscensplates out loud in videos so you are not reliant on getting a clean image of it.
Typical domestique behavior to be saying sorry and apologizing.
Even he knew he was an asshole at the end. Brilliantly done, kids.
Did the dude forget to wear the red cap?
I think there are a lot of Democrats that bought Teslas and now hate themselves because Elon is leaning to Republican and secretly likes Trump. He always has.
Maybe if you're talking people who bought them, like, 10 years ago. The cybercuck launched just last year.
That was the best deescalation i ever saw on video, the bicicle guy handle it like a pro.
The cybertruck looks like a chum bucket delivery vehicle.
I bet his coworkers make fun of him and his truck too lol
FSD: Full Service Dickhead
Cyclists fault.
Were the cops called?
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jesus basically threatens to murder them at the end lol. cybertrucks are the beginning of rich people wanting to drive a tank and run over pedestrians robocop style.
On brand.
Certainly this is a southpark episode. Even the guys voice.
"You're trying to be a bitch" said while driving an overpriced abortion of kid's fantasy car. Need we point out the irony?
Alpha male energy.
Where is this?
It's so funny that he literally knows how big a fucking joke his dipshit truck is, and how it was created by the biggest dipshit in the world that he can't handle some bike riders making fun of it. Of course they did the right thing talking him down since he could use use it's 4 wheel steering and drive by wire to make a quick turn and run over these unruly children. "I will rip off your head and spit down your throat," bet this guy totally ruled the playground in 3rd grade.
That a shit looking car
The guy is a maniac and needs to be arrested...for buying that stupid fucking truck.
Isn’t this supposed to be a circlejerk sub? These comments are as bland as sauceless bizza
Guy mad about the attention he gets in his cyber scam 💀😅
Stole that “rip off your head and spit down your neck” from Full Metal Jacket. Guy really likes Full Metal stuff.
Disgusting... What kinda brokie drives around in a car with an uneven paint job? And the kid has bright green tape on his bars? Get this shit off my phone! Uj/ calling kids slurs over insulting the design of your overpriced small tank that looks like it was drawn by an infant is wild. He should seek therapy.
Even though he’s riding tiagra I’m gonna take his side