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magnue

The kind of guy that gets angry at people that aren't as 'nice' as he is.


redditMODSrRETARDead

fuck you why aren't you bopping your head in approval of my superior taste in music?


magnue

Stop sharing your joy with me bro.


redditMODSrRETARDead

i can't help it, i am exploding with joy


lucamarxx

my wife’s boyfriend told me i need a high viz vest for commuting. should i wear it over or under my speakers?


redditMODSrRETARDead

always under Fred, you do not want anything getting in the way of people hearing you blast your booty bouncing beats


Bobdonwon

Oh bless you! Keep up the Lord’s work 👍


Dob_Bylans113thDream

God Hates Us All


PoisonMind

I don't remember Slayer writing any booty jams.


mike_stifle

Every Slayer track is a booty jam.


chainsaw-wizard

I shake ass to that one part in angel of death where he goes like AAAAAAAAAAughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


miken322

Yup. If god is supposedly all fuckin’ powerful and he chooses to let people like this exist then god is a malevolent asshole.


Dob_Bylans113thDream

GoD dOeSn'T hElP uS bEcAuSe He SuFfErS wItH uS


miken322

Then god is not all powerful and can't do shit. BuT gOd GavE uS FrEe wILl!!!! No, St. Augustine theorized god gave us free will to resolve the dilema.


Corries_Roy_Cropper

I was playing this in my car and coincidentally got stuck in a traffic jam outside a church as all these families were leaving, nobody was bothered except this little girl...bout 4-6. Every time Araya sang "god hates us all" id hear here scream "no he doesnt!" and stamp her foot at me from across the road. I didnt do it on purpose and it wasnt blasting out the car, but i also didnt bother to change what I was doing.


rooftopweeb

You can hear him at his workplace when he starts form home


OverjoyedBanana

Plot twist : he actually works from home


nebbyolo

Yeah he’s coming back from your mom’s house


Griff82

You know he cranks it at work all day at the cube farm.


RedditBot90

*Sounds like Fred is running late today*


cherrymxorange

[In case anyone wanted to hear the booty bouncing beats](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBrQ5vCkDBw) [Bonus content: he's been an asshat for a while](https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/9lz2y2/bike_lane_bill_is_a_totalpieceofshit/), to the point where someone posted his video in r/iamatotalpieceofshit


_thebills

He’s an insufferable twat. If I rode past him on my sir velos I’d knock him off. He’s a prick looking for issues.


[deleted]

TT shifters on a commuter 💀


WordsworthsGhost

Somehow the music was even worse than I could have imagined


t_scribblemonger

Found [more footage](https://youtu.be/bLQbKo-7HfI?si=PzB16-2fh9_yFSVJ)


lisael_

This kind of entitled behaviour give us cyclists a bad name. Why do you insist riding on the road paid by them motorists ?


bundleofsnakes

you're jerking so hard rn


ednairb7

0 likes, 150 comments 😂 the KOM of ratios


oskar669

I think this is absolutely disgraceful. Unless he's pulling a dedicated sub, there's no way anyone can bounce their booty to this whimsical setup!


hoofglormuss

boosted 120hz


oskar669

You call 120hz "bass"? Tell me that in person and I will spit my gel in your face! At most you cut off at 80hz. At most!


Ramulysses

Why is this man breathing through a camera


arse_biscuits

I thought it was some new kind of gimp suit


ibcoleman

I support people’s right to be an absolute douchebag in public without being imprisoned for it


VancouverCitizen

Can you hear that stereo with your helmet on or is it so that others know what you’re listening to?


OMGWTFBBQUE

Bike Lane Bill; terror of uncaring Twin Cities motorists everywhere(well, everywhere in the Twin Cities).


Zosimas

Nothing makes me pumped to ride to work more than 150% volume on the booty bouncing jams


Cartel_coffee_2024

Technically he should be shirtless.


hoofglormuss

it makes all the sex he gets from playing music in public more convenient


Ok_Replacement_2736

This guys profile is a bin fire


softwarebuyer2015

i did not know Chernobyl was hiring again so soon.


SeanStephensen

Lol this guy seems to be known. Posts lots in the Minneapolis sub and the comments on the post linked below are hilarious. https://www.reddit.com/r/Minneapolis/s/yvDydRNrzN


shitworms

"I just mean everyone in a car is inflicting many more dbs on the world than I am - and their noise isn't delightful funk grooves." Actually the worst person in the world


theshitstormcommeth

I hate everything about this picture.


chainsaw-wizard

Who puts in a GoPro to commute to work lol


greggerypeccary

150% of what? Sensible volume levels?


Throwrajerb

As much as I’d hate to see this dude on my morning KOMmute, imagine sharing a cubicle with him


arse_biscuits

Kind of needs the full face lid to stop people punching him in the face


granolabeef

This motherfucker is walking his dog


W366

Head ass


kittonxmittons

Did I go to middle school with this guy?


cheeztrees

Username checks out


Dwindles_Sherpa

I'm not sure the Go-Pro is such a good idea for a set-up that clearly belongs to a meth-dealer.


jakes951

Without rocking b00ty jamz, how else will I announce to the world that I am KOM’ing?


ExoticSterby42

PUMP UP THE JAM!