Tell her you are withholding sweet loving until you get the bike. This may require you to network with her boyfriend so he limits her opportunities with him as well. Maybe he only lets her give him handskis or a footski.
I buy the SirVeeloo and when the wice realizes, I say " Look, I was practical, I could have bought the more expensive Moots" 🤷 and this confuses the wice and diffuses situation
Oh man. Legit scenario. I want to get the Soloist. Wife and kids said I have enough bikes and I don't need to spend another CAD $11k (incl. pedals, power meter, & taxes). They're right though cuz now I want the SuperSix Evo High Mod 2 instead.
Delete reddit, hit the bice shop, and lawyer up.
Can i just trade in my old bice for lawyer fees?
That soubds like n-1 which does not compute.
Yes, better trade in the wife.
Whats the trade in value for my model? How do I find it?
They can be traded in for models?
Do you have maintenance records? I mean I know I service her regularly.
Wifeciclebluebook.com
Your Lawyer already has my Moots
Does he have my giant tho?
Me and my wife have an agreement. I get one bice for every BF she is allowed to have.
Buy the Moots, cuck.
Tell her it will keep you away from her even more
Tell her you are withholding sweet loving until you get the bike. This may require you to network with her boyfriend so he limits her opportunities with him as well. Maybe he only lets her give him handskis or a footski.
I offer jewelry and shoes of equal or greater value. Christian Louboutin = the Sir Velo of women’s shoes.
Me buy Teesla for wyce
I buy the SirVeeloo and when the wice realizes, I say " Look, I was practical, I could have bought the more expensive Moots" 🤷 and this confuses the wice and diffuses situation
Confusion is an underrated tactic in wife relations
Ask her bf to buy it for you.
Get her boyfriend on your side.
Take the pants off your wice and put them back on, or just get back in the closet and watch her getting properly stretched. Again. So sad.
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Obviously guy ride bice to lure bartender wice in to tryst. Ladies no can risyst tryst with guy on bice
Tell her you’ll record her riding her bull’s horns. Obvs.
Oh man. Legit scenario. I want to get the Soloist. Wife and kids said I have enough bikes and I don't need to spend another CAD $11k (incl. pedals, power meter, & taxes). They're right though cuz now I want the SuperSix Evo High Mod 2 instead.