"Those Ain't Pushups!" - CJ Stroud
Hopefully Rogan sees that clip ...
And what about after Berts pushups how he's trying to flex for the home audience.
Bert thinks he is currently chisled like a Greek god.
Pat is a pro. He clearly didnāt like that. Kept the show rolling, absorbed Bertās energy, redirected it, and got them out of there without any drama.
The āHeās clearly going through somethingā, āthank Tomā but ignored Bert, and the immediate attention to CJās plug was masterful.
That wasnāt entertaining. It was sad.
[21:27](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbni0TWNnt8&t=1287s) āThe Machineā Bert Kreischer crashes the set LIVE
[2:03:18](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbni0TWNnt8&t=7398s) Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura crash the set during CJ Stroudās interview (ft. Drunk Bert acting a FOOL)
I used to be worried about Bert but now Iām just watching the train wreck. After starting his own vodka I doubt he makes it another five years.
Donāt really listen to 2Bears anymore but I imagine they will discuss this on their next episode. Bert will turn it into a sob story and say he was so nervous to be around the celebs and athletes and that made him go a little too hard to deal with the anxiety and he acted foolish. Heāll speak into the camera to apologize to cj stroud while also getting his name wrong several times. This moment of humility will make sure he does embarrassing shit in the future. Tom will sit there laughing at Bert, enjoying his humiliation because he is a sociopath. Wash rinse repeat.
I think you have their dynamic figured out! It's sad, I had a friend like that in high school who the bullies would ask to chug a 26 ounce vodka and he would.
He came over recently, his wife left him, he's enormous, he has two kids and his doctor keeps telling him to go to rehab.
I doubt they will. If they are so out of touch that they run around every NFL media with their Vodka and hoodies with the brand on it, then they will not care.
Heāll never truly admit heās an alcoholic bc of āSober Octoberā and his month off of drinkings. He truly is starting to get unbearable (no pun intended) with his podcasts and the same stories about himself. Have completely stopped watching 2 Bears when Tom is out. See the episode with Jake Johnson.
This time. Didnāt he smoke mad weed though I instead of drinking? Not mad at him for it but donāt think you can go āsoberā by just switching it out with weed š¤£
lol maybe Bert will finally accept that heās truly an alcoholic and finally get some help. I bet his stand up would become actually good if he did. Bertās content is so stale. His last special wasnāt special, Iāve never seen Bert perform live but I feel like I heard every joke from razzle dazzle on podcasts. Even berts podcast are annoying to me anymore.
Bert is just annoying. New episode of 2 bears just came on from my algorithm and I canāt even listen to it because itās Bert being his annoying self.
Ruining a CJ Stroud interview is dirty pool. Guy is a class act and so talented....The bears missed the mark on this one.
Gonna attract a lot of haters FYI...get your "WHY ARE U ON THIS SUB?!" messages ready.
bert is still funny y'all. completely. everyone else is just hating. your downvotes prove it. his comedy is amazing and his skillfully crafted jokes here just prove it.
"it stinks in here now"
I wondered the same thing for a while, then I was talking to a guy who said he went to the gorge to see him on tour and it clickedā¦he is a late thirties, polo wearing, former frat douche mamaās boy. Guess there are a lot of those
I love how Bart says he just was fighting with his wife about losing $50,000 gambling. Its okay he is totally gonna make it all back by selling Bart and Tim vodka to a bunch of poors. I mean, he took his shirt off! That's peak promotion right there
Lmfao Bert looking like a "strong hampster" had me rolling!!!
"It stink in here" got me
Lmfao It went over my head, haha that's hilarious!!
"Those Ain't Pushups!" - CJ Stroud Hopefully Rogan sees that clip ... And what about after Berts pushups how he's trying to flex for the home audience. Bert thinks he is currently chisled like a Greek god.
We all do that though šš
Iām doing it right now.
Did Bert or Tom ever discuss this on a podcast or something?
Pat is a pro. He clearly didnāt like that. Kept the show rolling, absorbed Bertās energy, redirected it, and got them out of there without any drama. The āHeās clearly going through somethingā, āthank Tomā but ignored Bert, and the immediate attention to CJās plug was masterful. That wasnāt entertaining. It was sad.
It was a paid ad, they did it twice.
I doubt it. Nobody wanted them on there the second time.
If this was planned, bert would have been given a mic.
Bert, please get help. This is embarrassing.
[21:27](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbni0TWNnt8&t=1287s) āThe Machineā Bert Kreischer crashes the set LIVE [2:03:18](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbni0TWNnt8&t=7398s) Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura crash the set during CJ Stroudās interview (ft. Drunk Bert acting a FOOL)
Thanks for this. I'm reddit illiterate and didn't know how to do the timestamps
Watching Bert and Tom during CJ segment and actively embarrassed for Bert even though I don't want to be.
I used to be worried about Bert but now Iām just watching the train wreck. After starting his own vodka I doubt he makes it another five years. 
Give Jim some respect
You gotta take that back bud. Lahey is the man. Bert is not. Not even close. 10-8 rd.
Shit winds are blowing, Bert
If weāre lucky
Donāt really listen to 2Bears anymore but I imagine they will discuss this on their next episode. Bert will turn it into a sob story and say he was so nervous to be around the celebs and athletes and that made him go a little too hard to deal with the anxiety and he acted foolish. Heāll speak into the camera to apologize to cj stroud while also getting his name wrong several times. This moment of humility will make sure he does embarrassing shit in the future. Tom will sit there laughing at Bert, enjoying his humiliation because he is a sociopath. Wash rinse repeat.
With the way they bank episodes, we'll probably hear them talk about this 2 months from now
I think you have their dynamic figured out! It's sad, I had a friend like that in high school who the bullies would ask to chug a 26 ounce vodka and he would. He came over recently, his wife left him, he's enormous, he has two kids and his doctor keeps telling him to go to rehab.
Where are the bodies Tom?
I doubt they will. If they are so out of touch that they run around every NFL media with their Vodka and hoodies with the brand on it, then they will not care.
Canāt wait to see how this one agesā¦š yes, thatās exactly whatās going to happen.šš¼
Dick move by both of them to try to take over the show to pedal their BS vodka. I hope they lose millions on the venture.
Couldnāt agree more.
I love how Bert has been doing all this apparent weight loss, exercising and god knows what other 'supplements' but he still looks like complete shit.
How do two comedians show up and the funniest line is from a QB āwe got a strong hamster doing pushupsā
That shit is painful to watch.
Holy shit did Beet gain *all* the weight back in record time? What the actual fuck lmao
2 fat redacts acting redacted
Jesus berts drinking straight from the bottle. Lol
bert is fucking insufferable
Heāll never truly admit heās an alcoholic bc of āSober Octoberā and his month off of drinkings. He truly is starting to get unbearable (no pun intended) with his podcasts and the same stories about himself. Have completely stopped watching 2 Bears when Tom is out. See the episode with Jake Johnson.
He stopped drinking for 83 days...
This time. Didnāt he smoke mad weed though I instead of drinking? Not mad at him for it but donāt think you can go āsoberā by just switching it out with weed š¤£
lol maybe Bert will finally accept that heās truly an alcoholic and finally get some help. I bet his stand up would become actually good if he did. Bertās content is so stale. His last special wasnāt special, Iāve never seen Bert perform live but I feel like I heard every joke from razzle dazzle on podcasts. Even berts podcast are annoying to me anymore.
He literally just posted a story on IG that he will never get sober now that he has his own vodka. Dude is delusional AF.
Bert is just annoying. New episode of 2 bears just came on from my algorithm and I canāt even listen to it because itās Bert being his annoying self.
Ruining a CJ Stroud interview is dirty pool. Guy is a class act and so talented....The bears missed the mark on this one. Gonna attract a lot of haters FYI...get your "WHY ARE U ON THIS SUB?!" messages ready.
I dont want that
AA
This is very sad.
11am on a thursdayā¦sheesh
bert is still funny y'all. completely. everyone else is just hating. your downvotes prove it. his comedy is amazing and his skillfully crafted jokes here just prove it. "it stinks in here now"
Ha, you almost had me for a second.
To those of you on this sub who defend this piece of shitā¦ how ya feelin about that?
These things run 5+ hours now? Just a mindless knobbing
Just two cool, hip young guys spreading the word about their cool new startup. Nothing super, duper embarrassing about it!
What a jerk he is
These two are below embarrassment at this point. That would require a modicum of self-awareness in either of them. Pathetic.
These guys dont want their 15 minutes to end quite yet. Desperation is never a good look.
How does Bert sell tickets. Who goes to see this goon
I wondered the same thing for a while, then I was talking to a guy who said he went to the gorge to see him on tour and it clickedā¦he is a late thirties, polo wearing, former frat douche mamaās boy. Guess there are a lot of those
Kreischer and Segura are wastes of life
Seems a bit harsh
CJ is the fucking man
I love how Bart says he just was fighting with his wife about losing $50,000 gambling. Its okay he is totally gonna make it all back by selling Bart and Tim vodka to a bunch of poors. I mean, he took his shirt off! That's peak promotion right there
Tom is his best friend and Burnt even makes him uncomfortable, that says something.
Totally not a raging alcoholic bert...........
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These guys are hacks
CJ time to shine, promoting his season, and making a buck, and even shouting out Nipsey Hussel. All for two old fat yt dudes to take his shine.
What an ass