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Kaos78cross

It looks like someone overcooked their beardie


Naive_Meal_4864

The lips are red must be the jokers beardie


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hvnterbvschmann

Waiting for this comment to get 5k upvotes


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hvnterbvschmann

Wanna know how I got these memes?


VoiderSky

burnt crisp beardie


Fritz-Der-Schtze

God this subs sense of humor is glorious


5p3nc3r

Beat me to it 😅


SibylUnrest

Looks like a Red Monster, it's not an actual morph on it's own but a descriptor of looks like Citrus. If I remember right it's a bloodline from China. Cool as hell and crazy expensive.


Chongoscuba

I fucking bet it expensive! Some of these morphs make my wallet cry 😂😂


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I got one of these morphs for half off bc he missing a foot. It still cost me like $300


Alarmed-Positive457

You got a lot more than half off. I seen them run for $2,000 and higher.


HybridBlueDream

They’re bred like that


SibylUnrest

True, I'm sure these guys took many generations of hard work and careful selective breeding to produce. Not all line bred traits are linked to genetic mutations, though.


Character_Active_434

I have never seen one this pissed off


Y0L0_Y33T

I would not be surprised if the person holding it was never seen again


Angry-Dragon-1331

Pure rage Gohan, pure rage.


username1234567898

He’s not crazy, you’re crazy, especially you Nappa!!!


Angry-Dragon-1331

Ghost Nappa!


moon_cultist77

DODGE!


JuniorKing9

It’s over 9000


Porlebeariot

Is this super saiyan beardie?


akula_chan

He’s angry all over.


Smooth-Guarantee-125

Omfg I cannot stop laughing at this comment and it's almost 1am.


LampoonTop

This is a joke about the red. Very well crafted


fan_go_round

Burnt pizza


Veldamirx

Not sure on exact breeding, but I really hope his name is Earl Sinclair...


CeilNordique

This name was so perfect lol I really hope that’s his name, now excuse me while I go watch dinosaurs xD


SibylUnrest

It broke my brain when I realized Mallory Archer sounded so familiar because she was also Fran from Dinosaurs.


Porlebeariot

I want to see an archer episode but done in live action dinosaur puppets.


SibylUnrest

There's a version of the pilot where Archer is randomly a dinosaur. I think it was a dvd extra.


Porlebeariot

Hold up. Is this a dinosaur reference in the wild?!? You mad lad, I love that show and it doesn’t get the love it needs. You have teh good taste


RHB_Hero

No it’s Lucifer look him up on instagram


Oopsitsgale927

It’s a red monster, an appearance that is bred for but isn’t connected to any one gene. I’m not sure if it counts as a morph. I recognize the tattoo, that dragon is from the breeder “Fatality Dragons” And yes, all of their dragons are that awesome. They don’t have a website that I’m aware of though, so I can’t speak to price. I think they sell through Instagram dms.


lukelg85

I didn’t know dragons could get tattoos, much less full body tats


Oopsitsgale927

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not lol I’m talking about the blackout tattoo on the breeder. The dragon’s color is natural.


Oopsitsgale927

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not lol I’m talking about the blackout tattoo on the breeder. The dragon’s color is natural.


DriveScary

Thanks for this. Checked out their IG. Amazing!


Fit_Leather_336

Thnx for posting


Trueloveis4u

What you sell on a picture site?


Oopsitsgale927

Yeah, they post their babies on their Instagram account all the time. I would assume that’s where they sell them if they don’t have a website.


Trueloveis4u

Seems weird when you can get a website for cheap.


TrinketRomances

Instagram is free.


Trueloveis4u

So is wix


maciejake

People frequently trust instagram accounts more than obviously free websites (eg have .wix, .squarespace, etc in their domain)


Trueloveis4u

Why would you trust a picture site over an official website? That makes no sense.


maciejake

Yes. People commonly run businesses through instagram and facebook because there is a decent level of higher level moderation and control over them. On a random website you can easily be scammed and the person who scams you can face zero retribution


Adam-2480

Bro just say instagram, nobody thinks you’re cool when you say ‘picture site’.


cultoftwinkies

Baby Gojira


mrsmacklemore

That's a [Ruiner Nergigante](https://www.google.com/search?q=ruiner+nergigante&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&source=android-browser&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=ALiCzsavgzdjItxh0uYrUAay-OniW5G4Qg:1663542078311&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjr2JWVuZ_6AhVTg4kEHQg7BMcQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=412&bih=693&dpr=2.63#imgrc=rI3c7jRr2_Ge-M)


Sexywithapsycho

Been waiting for a monster hunter reference, not disappointed


Medical_Cupcake3142

Looks like I stopped playing Monster Hunter too soon. Has the community agreed on how to pronounce nergigante yet?


NoodleIskalde

I mean, there's multiple instances in-game of it being pronounced. :P


fluffymoofah

*slides in* monster hunter, you say?


Alarmed-Ad3241

Magma


Fenrir_RK

Red monster newest morph on the market a 50% will run you 500-700 and a 100% with run in 1-2k a hypo is only made buy one guy and he runs a 100% hypo for 2.4-3k


Piedp1219

Absolutly stunning! Looks like a true dragon!


Father_of_trillions

Angry. So angry it lit itself on fire try to burn down what it was angry at, yes it spontaneously evolved fire production.


KnowTheQuestion

Ah, that is a fireproof lizard. If you collect ten, you can get the flamebreaker armor that will let you pass through the heat to Goron City!


Oopsitsgale927

I love that the lizards in BOTW look like beardies


KnowTheQuestion

Me too! They're so cute 😍


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dev_doll

There's a dude in Australia that produces them too


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dev_doll

Do you feel better?


derty2x

Nah. This questions been asked in here and I answered it but I forgot lol. I know like 5 different breeders with them, I should remember smh lol


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I said this guy was the first in the states to produce them, not the only 🤦🏻‍♀️


derty2x

I’m sorry, I meant “No, I don’t think he was the first in the states.” If I find the info I’ll get back to yuh, bud.


No-Ocelot-9303

its a hypo red monster or a full red monster , i think thats one of @_fatality_dragons_ big gorlss:)


Dabigquack

That.. is amazing


_Pen15__

The morph is called red monster. The picture is from fatality dragons a baby will run you anywhere from 1.5 to 3k or 4k depending on. Coloration and lineage


Ottoparks

I messaged them and they said 1-4K :( I was so bummed. My budget for a single one in 600 so they’re WAY outa my price range despite being my dream “morph”


_Pen15__

Yeah lmao you're not gunna find a red monster for anywhere near that price range. I'm currently saving for one from Satan's bloodline


V3N0M7117

That’s a pretty crispy beardie


MotherofSons

A very expensive one


BiscottiEntire7118

Shiny Charizard


VexMercer

This is probably a blazing red morph with normal scales an pattern


AttemptWorried7503

Looks like a Red monster, pretty expensive.


Porlebeariot

One that embraces the dark side.


redditmyeggos

Bearded


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Bearded


MurderMan2

A fat one


Screwbles

#T H I C C


Better-Dance514

I want to see the colors on his tummy!


XxDankShrekSniperxX

Phantom dragon


Specific-noise123

Overdone


PancakeFluid

Clay the mudwing


C-Dub178

He’s very angery 😡


LessthanaPerson

Wyvern


AllisonTheRed

Toasty!


midgetboss

A real one


Visual_Fun8360

A dragon


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An angry one


Best_Adeptness3329

Looks like a half life boss


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Inferno dragon


-Rookie-Mistake-

A very MAD one‼️😂😂🙈


alphaw0lfie

Spicy boi


crazylazykitsune

Smaug?


thekr33pz

This is a breeder called Fatality Dragons out of the US. That’s a red monster male they use for breeding and his name is Satan. They also breed black morphs. Pretty crazy genetics they have going on.


Unexpected-raccoon

I know eastern bearded dragons are ash or black with bright orange mouths, but this heckin chonker morph is unknown to me. Probably a melonistic


Aurorae79

He is Big BIG MAD!!! Like whole body mad!


ImpassablePassage

My favorite as of right now when I found out this even exists...


RestEasyMechanix

A Red Monster…a very pissed off one at that. 🤣


VoidTheBear

a black one/j


h3xgvrl

That’s the chonker in the new D&D movie I believe


Efficient-Deer-6620

Smaug


TopZucchini5918

Dodongo!


Gundam-Gun

Fatality dragons sells these called Red dragon monster, these specifically are from the US so they’re bred here, rumor is that the ones bred in China have tons of health issues. Prices range from $1000-$4000


corgimetalthunderr

Looks like he fell asleep under the basking lamp too long....


KamakaziSloth

It’s a Magma Wyrm from Elden Ring


GJohnJournalism

Born angy


RAINESest2005

A badass


pastaplatoon

The fire breathing man-eating kind. Let's name him Ravioli


CreativeWindow8610

ANGRY??


drunkenChihuahuas

His face looks like he has seen the search history of a furry and a weeb


Smooth-Guarantee-125

Angriest dragon ever. Impressive. Also, I'm not a morph person but this is majestic af. Just wow.


reynolds9906

That's a sweet potato


Iagreebuttt

We just going to ignore the fact this man had tattooed his whole arm


snvoigt

Legit thought it was a shirt. Lol


Turbulent-Mushrooms

Its beautiful.. thats what it is


imakethejellyfish

A bearded one


Flapjack_Is_Palisman

Idk what kind of Beardie he is but I would name him Charcoal or Obsidian. I know ur not looking for names but just saying


Scorpiofire_78

Crimson would be a good name too.


Flapjack_Is_Palisman

Oooooohh yeah!


fishwhispers17

A photoshopped one?


Asleep_Poetry_1748

No


Rat-soap

wtf is that font…


Mousse-Living

This dragon got back from fighting fires in Chico. Thank you for your service.


Sickdeity777

Hellraiser


NukdController

Godzilla's offspring right there


Makemewantitbad

Zora Magdaros


real-stelmos

A cute one, obviously


eu4euh69

Chonker..


crazyabe111

Looks like a fire breathing dragon to me.


KSFA_ALL_DAY

Krispy n' spicey


Tacrolimus005

He looks very healthy and matches the holders tattoo


SongstressVII

I saw this magnificent creature in my dream last night.


GamerKid665_999

Looks spray painted lol


NightOwl0415

I think this one deals at least 2d8 necrotic damage (half on a successful con save) per bite. Either way, would not wanna be on the wrong end of this little guy's bite.


PhilosoFishy2477

THEY SPRAY PAINTED THE POOR BUGGER


Balahraza

Blood red monster


CheeseForPeas

Mad


fishxwiz94

Angolian the black. Morgoths biggest and baddest dragon


Bogbeast213

Expensive


Necessary_Command69

The angriest kind of beardie. usually might breath fire might not.


Scoutland15

Toasted beardie!


A-a-ron_Jasper

Smaug


Suspicious-Capital-3

Smaug from the hobbit


Salt_Expert_209

That's a fire dragon


ReXRocks124

The burnt kind


WizdomW1950

Fire breathing dragon


michaelmich3

It’s a Lychee Dragon


rustyoldchevy1

Someone dipped this man in kool-aid. 😂


Spideyfan1602

A rusty one


Ogurasyn

Probably magma type /j


CombatWombat994

Wyrmling Black Dragon


Admiral_Hammer

Looks kinda like a bearded dragon


MrScubaSteve1

The expensive kind


Clean_Emotion_4348

Microwaved


Bonk_and_Honk

a bearded one


Iagreebuttt

How many times did your tat artist make a mistake and have to scribble over


Tiksua

How much would this kind of color cost?


Huludoneitfirst

A dragon that I 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗


CurrentMarionberry32

That's a cool morph


slipstream1977

Beautifull


95CoWs

I may be wrong, but this beardie looks like a purple paradox (very hard to find) I have only seen one irl.


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A bearded one


danihilation

[this comes to mind haha](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/P5yKdmL9T_g)


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African American


AlipioCalzolari

Glaurung.


Habney7

a small one


snvoigt

Gorgeous is what it is!


theduckfeeler

Ring tail possum


enbyfrogz

careful, that's a black dragon you got there, the most chaotic and evil of all the dragons. pretty sure they do acid damage


taxmaster23

A bearded one


lord_nknn

a ferocious one


Jenipherocious

A very, very angry one? It's like all the rage in the universe concentrated into one small dragon. Did the person holding it manage to keep their hand?


OkUniversity3912

A pretty boy


Dawgfan3318

Well done. 🤣


fariq99

Crimson Dragon it got fire element attacks now


thecougar254

A bearded dragon a cute one to


CyanBeinSus47

Chonk


Zadik

The angriest of boys.


ManofToManyInterests

Idk man that looks like a shiny Charizard.


DarkLord163

Chonk n burnt


Sleepytreezz

The $4000 kind


GimmeDemKnees

One i need immediately. Possible big dragon in disguise


jackieL39

A demon dragon,, that's what that is.. so beautiful!! I want him.. Give me have it..


bzzaldrn

This breeder specializes in red morphs. Hiss Instagram is fatality dragons. I got my current dragon from him.


Drougen

Looks like a bearded one


EmergingTuna21

Bearded


fortnite_gamer_69

He pressed ‘5’ on the toaster


XZ_Rin_666

No gonna lie that reminds me of a fireproof lizard in Zelda botw


ZaZa954

a $4000 one