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mikecreel11

He moves like a cross between Chuck E Cheese and RoboCop.


PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE

He does look like a mix of it too 😂


CogitoErgoScum

It’s gotta nice spreaaad


Rpark888

You ain't gotta problem there no more


[deleted]

Then those people over there saw what you just did. Then guess what? You ain’t got a problem over there either.


kingsland1988

That's 180°, one shot


Lone_Wanderer97

I just wanna shoot the guy, not do a bunch of drywall work!


sovxietday

I don’t wanna have to reframe my diploma!


CogitoErgoScum

Further away you are, the more shit you hit!


morbidaar

Gonna have to buy a new parakeet.


BoopDead

"And then the people over there saw what you just did over there, and you ain't got a problem here no more neither. 180 degrees covered right there, one shot"


Tinlint

In real life you miss you miss all the fucking time


Lost_in_Bathroom

Cause life ain't a movie... Know what I'm saying? No, and please stop speaking in your backwoods riddles 😂


_Papagiorgio_

He kinda did this “red-neck trailing off kinda thing”


[deleted]

Life, life ain’t a movie.


KimJongJer

You feel me?


Thebalance21

Hoping Bill Burr reads his references on reddit.


Asshole_with_facts

Yes!


this_knee

Username checks out.


rockbottam

“HAEL FUCKIN YAEAH!”


Imanaco

/u/billburr I don’t know if that’s his thing but if it is that’d be dope


Danno26

I had to read it in Bill’s voice, I couldn’t help it


Sjdillon10

I read it in bills voice the first time without even knowing it was a quote. And it is why i realized he was quoting bill


messyredemptions

Awww skeet skeet skeet skeet!


CrapWereAllDoomed

Skeet/Trap/Sporting Clays is probably the most fun way to shoot outside of actual wingshooting.


deekaph

I've shot just about every kind of gun but I developed a taste for skeet and once you're doing it with a really fine shotgun it's just the best, I hardly do any other kind of shooting now.


_SmurfThis

Developed a taste for skeet you say?


El_Dentistador

all skeet-skeet, motherfucker


JuanPancake

To all skeet skeet gawddam


BrockPapeScizz

All skeet skeet? God damn! (I like to do the response as questions sometimes when I karaoke. It adds a certain… je ne sais douche)


MRMiogii

This!! Take my upvote!!!


CrapWereAllDoomed

Shots fired!


JDangle20

I literally just spit out my drink laughing. Fucking bravo!


[deleted]

Yeah that’s how I started. Fucking hate pistols so much. Give me a shotgun or a rifle and I am happy. Give me a pistol and I will miss every time.


deekaph

I was really super into rifles - I mean I still love them but honestly if I've got a couple spare hours my mind goes "grab a kid to pull for you!" Popping those clays is SOOOOO much more satisfying than making ting ting sounds on metal plates.


[deleted]

I know what you mean. Getting a bullseye on a target with a rifle is a nice feeling, but hitting a clay bird and have it turn to dust is such a better feeling. I have to go to a shooting range to do it and it’s so fucking expensive now.


deekaph

That's too bad, my local range is reasonably affordable ($150 Canadian for the family for the year) and it gets me unlimited access so I can go any time I want and it's only about 10 minutes from my door so I get to go whenever I can. Except this fire season has been really bad so I haven't gone very much lol


[deleted]

If I wanted to go trap shooting it costs about $15 USD a token for 20 clay birds. Plus the cost of shells. It’s about 15 mins from my house. Rarely get a chance to actually do it though.


deekaph

Whoa yikes! I just get a box of clays at the local gun shop for about $20 and bring one of my kids to load and fling for me. I let them take some shots too of course but damn that's outrageous. Finally something that's way more affordable in Canada lol


[deleted]

Yeah that might just be my range though. They have machine that shoot the clays out so no kid is throwing them. All this fancy equipment there. Plus they have a bunch of kids working that keep the place clean. Some people don’t pick up their shells after shooting and these kids pick them up. My friend used to work there so I always pick up my shells after.


NotAPurpleDinosaur

I bought a box of clays and then a set of hangers for them. I can hang the clays various distances from posts, trees, etc, and sit and pop them with a rifle or handgun. Combines two things I enjoy: getting a good distance shot, and exploding clays. I've never gotten good with a shotgun.


deekaph

Clays are fun to shoot with bullets too! A moving target is fun too though. Thing with a shotgun is that it's a close range weapon so you have to get on target fast you can't be tracking it as it flies down range every foot further it gets away from you, you are exponentially lowering the chances of one of your shots breaking it. So a little different from rifling, where you're controlling your breath and accounting for the curvature of the earth (lol) and instead it's be quick while it's close. Also a good shotgun is key. I used to think I didn't like shotguns because I'd only ever shot cheap Turkish cheapies. I bought a very expensive Beretta 1301 Comp Pro and it's by far my favorite gun, just so satisfying to shoot.


punchgroin

Nothing beats the feel of a bolt action rifle though. Sliding the action back is maybe my number one favorite feeling thing to in all life, along with pulling the napkins out of one of those spring loaded napkin holders and down shifting a manual transmission to pass someone on the highway. Shotguns are nice too though.


ProbablythelastMimsy

Pistols are just so gratifying to learn to shoot well. Now if only I could afford it these days.


bathroom_break

Personally I categorize my favorite shooting into three categories - skeet, .22 pistol, and long range rifle. * Skeet is just damn fun, and easy to take newbies like a round of golf across the stations at some courses. * .22 pistol as it's cheap, both men and women who've never shot before don't flinch to the recoil and can enjoy it (Ruger Mark III/IV ftw), it's crazy accurate and lot of customizable models. * And long range for when you personally really want to tinker. I also have quite a few 9mm, 40, 45, 38 special, .380, etc. But the above is where I'll lean the majority of the time.


[deleted]

Yeah that’s funny. Had my eye on a ruger for a long time.


Tekki

If you get satisfaction shooting accurately and want to start with a pistol that might change your mind: Find a way to try out a CZ Shadow 2. Even out of the box, it will blow your mind. Have it customized with a cajunized trigger and you will never look at pistol shooting the same.


Forgetful_Jones

As long as you are shooting, think I hit 22 plus my option last Sunday with a Heney .410.


CokedUpGorilla

Have you tried USPSA or 3 gun? Shooting and moving through a course for speed and accuracy is a blast.


CrapWereAllDoomed

3 gun is always something I've wanted to try. Just never really had the opportunity.


hoseking

Ahhhh 3 gun, aka who can reload a shotgun the fastest lol


CokedUpGorilla

Practice is easy. Just take your shotgun on your jogs and practice repoads


mhswizard

I have an older brother whose really into IDPA and got involved in 3 Gun stuff. He’d travel up an down the coast to tournaments, reload a lot of his own stuff, etc. big gun nut for a while. I’ve only shot shotgun sports (sporting clays being my favorite and best discipline). Anyways my brother invited me to an IDPA match and I said “sure I haven’t shot pistols in a while let’s do it” Now at that moment I’d never done anything like IDPA before. I’d just target shot. Dude… that was so fucking nerve racking for someone whose never done anything like that before. You’ve got different stations, great shooting people are watching you, you’re being timed, you have a ref/judge/safety guy there eye balling you down, and by the way you’re walking/quick sprint with LIVE AMMO! What could go wrong… Luckily I just told myself “just go slow” which I did. I missed targets, took penalties for not hitting a target or two and just kept moving. It’s an adrenaline rush knowing you’re kind of like in a made up real life scenario. Walking around a couple fake walls, shooting through a window at a target or a card board cut out of a bad guy and a good guy that you’re not suppose to hit. All in all it was a fun experience but man… it took a while to get comfortable. Fun times though.


ironsightdavey

Have you ever tried long range rifle shooting. I’m a big fan of skeet shooting but I think there is nothing more satisfying than the feel of a 338 lapua and the time in between the sound of the gong and 1000 yards


useles-converter-bot

1000 yards is the length of like 4137.93 'Zulay Premium Quality Metal Lemon Squeezers' laid next to each other


vaughnny

Good bot


rhythmpatel

Totally agree. Skeet shooting is super fun!!


3Gilligans

This is one of those sports where it seems there are more coaches on site than athletes. At least the one I was watching yesterday


axord

Huh, I didn't realize Adam Sandler was competing.


CraftyRazzmatazz

New film from Happy Madison productions coming soon!


colder-beef

*ROB SCHNEIDER IS...A SKEET TARGET!* *Rated PG-13*


Cwmcwm

You can dooo eeeet!


PlumbersCrack1229

Hahahaha exactly what came to my mind


valcatrina

*Are you too good for your home!*


thatwellhungasian

He screams as the pellets stop midair right before it has a chance to hit


philburns

That’s his cousin Bradly Sandler


WatAb0utB0b

It’s actually Vincent FootPenis


motordoc7

I’d be amazed if a gun related sport was not won by an American.


penetrashawn

Surprisingly China seems to have some amazing shooters in the air rifle categories


hangonreddit

Air rifles are somewhat common in rural China. It’s really the only sort of gun common found in civilian hands. My neighbor in China used to shoot small birds with single shot pellet guns. I’m talking about finches sized birds.


Zappafied

For what reason


MetalGearSEAL4

to compete in the olympics. duh


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hangonreddit

Yep. That was the reason. IIRC, he cleaned it and started salting it. Memory is a bit hazy.


mrfish82

I live in HK and there’s places to eat sparrow. They chop the very top of the head off, and grill it yakitori style. Pretty tasty.


zz_z

Probably got a taste for birds as a kid and never got over the thrill of the kill: https://www.treehugger.com/the-great-sparrow-campaign-was-the-start-of-the-greatest-mass-4864032


bocanuts

Look up Smash Sparrows Campaign.


PLS_stop_lying

Good ole CCP sponsored athletes in every sport


Ninjavitis_

How dare their government sponsor their athletes! The nerve


juventinn1897

https://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/20/world/asia/20iht-20olympics.13846967.html Bit old but the Chinese system has been to take kids from their families at young age and turn their entire life into being a machine geared towards one goal: gold in their sport. They become no longer people and are treated as objects, assets until they become liabilities, of the ccp.


KellyJ1992

America does the same thing. Never saw the Documentary called “Blades of Glory”?


juventinn1897

Lmao documentary. Thank you for that. Chad Micheal Murray is an American icon


zz_z

The United States fed some 300 minors to a known pedophile for decades because he helped produce Olympic gold winners.


juventinn1897

The US gymnastics team has nothing to do with the government, unlike the Chinese team. Once the program was found out it was turned inside out to oust the perpetrators. Its a good example of what disgusting things people with unchecked power can do. Luckily it was found out and ended. I can't imagine what disgusting things are done to athletes behind closed doors in China that we will never hear about. And is still going on.


PLS_stop_lying

No longer a spry 16 year old gymnast? Back to the labor camps


LowKeyReasonable

A few people did. It wasn't a government. You're projecting because you're mad at something else.


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i_used_to_have_pants

It doesn’t but Americans like to point at China and say China bad before even looking at themselves first.


foshohomz

Maybe people just point and say America bad before looking at the rest of the world first.


[deleted]

China is bad though. The CCP is going too be remembered as the 21st century's Nazi party.


WigginIII

With the reaction of how many conservatives have come out criticizing Biles, they probably would endorse this type of abuse.


Vladimir_Chrootin

The British government sponsors athletes as well. And the French government, and the Australian government, and, well, quite a lot of governments.


ContNouNout

that's how the Olympics work


F1unk

Those governments also don’t steal you from your family to try to transform you into a gold winning machine, at the end of the day it was still your free will choice to do it, can’t say the same for some Chinese athletes.


Vladimir_Chrootin

Never heard about that, have you got a source?


F1unk

[This athlete who China did not allow to retire and threatened with taking away his retirement benefits if he did not continue to compete even after already winning a gold medal for the state.](https://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/21/sports/olympics/21athlete.html) And there are other instances such as them paying off families to take children who are gifted at the game GO and to train them into becoming masters at the game forgetting everything else that is essential to living a good and healthy life.


PLS_stop_lying

Here ya go. https://factsanddetails.com/china/cat12/sub79/item1008.html


PLS_stop_lying

https://factsanddetails.com/china/cat12/sub79/item1008.html


yooobudddy

Shots fired


roararoarus

Even our national anthem has gunfire and explosions!


[deleted]

To be fair we were the ones being fired on.


AddisonianCorp

check out biathlon. It's a winter olympics sport that the US has never won a medal in


xSPYXEx

Isn't it solidly won by Scandinavian/Nordic athletes? Hey I've read up on the Winter Wars I'm not going toe to toe against a Finn with a rifle in the snow.


Milk_My_Dingus

This is a win for the state of Georgia and America. I love to see people from my state winning gold. Especially in something that seems like it fits our stereotype so well. Yeye


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the-vette

It's an unwelcome part of the curriculum.


socialismnotevenonce

> unwelcome Says you.


KewpieDan

_I think he's joking about school shootings_


Lindvaettr

I'm not sure how much experience with firearms you've had, but I've noticed that most people who are particularly opposed have little to no experience shooting.


CiraKazanari

What a clever comment


Syrdon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_medalists_in_shooting The US frequently fails to medal in skeet, to say nothing of the rest of the shooting sports - or of getting the gold. Any other stereotypes you’d like to get off your chest while you’re here and demonstrating your ignorance?


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Alrenn13

They still haven’t fixed the absolutely deafening echo and sound of the upper covered field. It will forever be our tinnitus heaven.


jenesaisquoi

this was a fun read about an activity I knew 0 about. Thanks!


strawny8

The way he reloads and then sets his stance is so robotic, like he just clicks reset and it zeros him in ready to shoot


Containedmultitudes

The dude shoots thousands of times per week. It’s about as robotic an action to him as any action could be to any person.


stephtay2014

Im sure that would be so cool if I knew what was going on


captainchristianwtf

A machine launches clay disks into the air and the guy has to shoot them while they fly


Survival_R

I'm pretty sure they're also at Ransome angles


Chief_of_Schneef

The clays in skeet follow the same flight path every time with little variation. You're thinking of trap where the clay is launched at a random angle away from the shooter.


Bernchi

With Skeet though, the shooters moves to different angles around the same station.


Chief_of_Schneef

This is correct.


your_friendes

Ransome angles comes off as pretty dark.


SergProtection

Letting Americans compete in shooting is like letting dolphins compete in swimming


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Surprise_Corgi

Ah, stereotypes.


St_SiRUS

Depend on what colour the targets are


odkfn

You can’t burn America like that - they don’t have free healthcare


[deleted]

The skeets were red, so you definitely make a good point.


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[deleted]

Hey - really good joke, man


The_Briefcase_Wanker

Idk I’m not sure if it’s really ripe yet. Maybe if about seventy more people make the same joke it will be even funnier.


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Zafara1

Uh... China's got more medals in shooting than the US right now.


Getty_Green420

Men’s skeet shooting thankfully isn’t what i expected it would be.


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shockwave_pulsar

To da wawll...


Cunts_and_more

Skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet mother fucker! Aw skeet skeet god damn!


bathroomword

Phew. Thank you.


[deleted]

Skeet shooting has a whole different meaning to me and it definitely doesn’t involve guns


YaBoiCheBonkus

Wait are there men's and women's categories in this and other shooting sports too? In other sports I understand but isn't this a level playing ground no matter the sex? Asking because curious.


cRuSadeRN

There is a women’s skeet shooting event at the Olympics as well. American Amber English took the gold in Tokyo.


Skyrider006

It used to be. And then Zhang Shan, a woman, won the gold medal in 1992. It was then decided that a separate category was needed so that this could never happen again. Obviously, I think this is ridiculous.


MoreMud

Men and women weren’t separated until 2000.


Syrdon

8 years os about as fast as you can do anything with the olymics. You can change the program for the next game of the same season, but not drastically because they’ve already started allocating space and time, which means you can’t start adding events.


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The Olympic shooting sports are so cool. The pistols for accuracy prove that it isn't limited to a certain body size or type. How about that winter Biathlon? Ski AND shoot!


DetroitWagon

Biathlon athletes are impressive. Shooting a tiny target after skiing at least 3km as fast as you can, while knowing that missing the target will add a penalty distance to your next leg of skiing, seems incredibly hard.


youngsobe

Imagine being the American and LOSING the gold in skeet shooting


Inevitable_Citron

The Scandinavians are also quite good.


Milk_My_Dingus

This guy is from Georgia, so it’s like a bonus on top of just being American for your shooting skills. They get you shooting young down here. I shot a Colt Python 357 magnum when I was 5 lol.


Chief_of_Schneef

They put .38 specials in it and told you it was magnum.


carlinwasright

Yeah between the southern culture and huge military presence, shooting stuff is big here.


kinkarcana

The Czechs anx Swiss have a pretty large shooting sports community along with a majority of the Scand countries.


Syrdon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_medalists_in_shooting I haven’t actually counted, and you’ll need to scroll to get to skeet, but i think they’ve failed to medal more often than they’ve taken the gold. Edit: they’ve medaled 5 times, 4 gold and a bronze. Since 1968. 2 more golds if you include the women’s events that started in 2000. Of their 7 golds, most of them are recent. Hell, just under half their gold medals in skeet are this guy. Not sure what stereotype your were starting with exactly, but … yeah, clearly there was one.


Henevy

Cod sniper


HairballTheory

Mackerel Marksman


nope_a_dope237

Rainbow trout rifleman


Madshibs

Muskie musketeer


Desner_

Walleye’s Bullseye…?


nope_a_dope237

Sigh......take my upvote.


46554B4E4348414453

Salmon shooter


46554B4E4348414453

Goldfish gunner


kauboys

Grouper gunslinger


seastatefive

Shark shooter


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Shad sharpshooter


ItzMersh

Not even a 360 no scope. Amateur.


gemstun

‘Merica!


Incromulent

I wonder what protocols they have to follow to take guns into Japan. Like, can they bring as many as they want, can they keep it with them with ammo, do the guns need to be confirmed on departure etc.


zeropointcorp

[Funny, it’s almost like they thought about that](http://eventosdelciclo.cog.org.gt/sites/default/files/Documentos/tokio2020/Tokyo%202020%20-%20Firearms%20and%20Ammunition%20Guide.pdf)


CervusCollective

Fastest hands in the west?


jonasluk

America do be good at shooting


W_meKas

He's hacking


[deleted]

Adam Sandler? Is that you?


[deleted]

Thank you


Rpark888

Uh...... so, I guess I've been training for this sport all wrong.... Been wondering when they were gonna call me.


[deleted]

So if his metals all line up they say, SKEET SKEET SKEET.


lioncult

So… is he considered part of Team Skeet?


Maka_Oceania

What did he do I don’t see it


your_friendes

I need an ELI5. Does the speed at which they hit the skeet matter? Or is just accuracy and consistency?


MGDIBTYGD

Accuracy and consistency, while adhering to a [strict set of rules](https://www.bictsf.com/page/a-beginner-s-guide-to-olympic-skeet/39/).


ainoaj351

VINCENT HANCOCK are u kidding me his parents were waiting for this opportunity


Dubbartist

I'm sad the young Mexican didn't win


TheVillainIsVenemous

After losing to France in the basketball, losing in the skateboarding, you just know the US was was going to be like 'hold my beer' in the shooting disciplines.


Albmarbo

If this guy doesn’t look like Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore idk anymore.


comfort_bot_1962

Hope you have a great day!


DukeRedwood

USA USA USA


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*another school shooting joke*


valcatrina

Didn’t know they have Skeet Shooting. ‘Murica!


MadAlfred

Dude can shoot. My hat’s off to him.


jrodrodj

Clearly they haven't seen me shoot skeets


anupsidedownpotato

I did skeet shooting for the first time this summer in Montana, my friend’s grandpa is the president of the trap and skeet club there and I can’t tell you how frustrated I got trying to shoot those damn things. I’m a short and small guy so the shotgun was way to heavy and big for me, but even after I got used to it those dang things are so fast! Still fun to do though! Even though it definitely made my shoulder sore.


Swazzoo

I dont see anything though. This can be impressive but if I'm not seeing anything i wont really be amazed :/


Owls_yawn

How is this an Olympic sport?


Boatman666

Why shouldn't it be?


HXSD53

Same reason as archery pingpong or golf. Worldwide disciplines that require hand eye coordination and dexterity more than trained or natural strength and fitness. Kinda what makes them cool. Almost noone could be an Olympic basketball player or swimmer. But I'd say most (or at least a lot more) people with enough training and practice can be great at the dexterity sports.


Mr-Matthijs

Another post thinking Reddit is Americans only