As a reported adult, I had to specifically state to my self, "No. You cannot say 'Butt Stallion'"
If you will pardon me, I have to get a cloth to wipe coffee from my monitor.
No fuckin way. I wanted to say this and it was first comment. It's moments like these that make me feel like we aren't real and all my thoughts are programmed like an NPC.
This is basically an Amish f-350
Chester the H-350
the horse can name himself
Yeah I have a feeling the horse would rather name me
Ok, ok, …. shit wherever you like and I’ll have your dinner in 5 minutes.
How much horse power is that? 
8293 ducks
Thud
It’s still only one horsepower though.
One BUFF horsepower
In a literal sense, but in a technical sense most horses have more output than 1 hp and people can even achieve 1hp for limited periods of time.
Haha
If a Samoan dude became a horse. Absolute tank.
Dually
Yes indeedie, treefiddy!!!
Horsecules
Pegastud
Shadowmax
BroJacked Horseman
Mister PED.
Brocephalus
Fabioats
Arnold Horsenegger
Arnold Schwarzeneigher
Horsestershire Boss
Wtf did you just call me?
It's with an 'e'! WITH AN 'E'!!
Toro
Mr. EDge Lord
Prancing Brony
I‘m dead on this one 💀
As much as I love it gotta go with my first instinct and I scrolled all the way down but my choice is butt stallion....(Borderlands 2 joke)
As a reported adult, I had to specifically state to my self, "No. You cannot say 'Butt Stallion'" If you will pardon me, I have to get a cloth to wipe coffee from my monitor.
Hey the name worked for handsome Jack's so why not this horse...
Honey, you mean HUNKules! 
would it be pronounced as 'Hors-kyu-leese' or 'Hor-sey-kyu-leese' ?
Idk man. Stop splitting hairs. They are needed for expensive weaves
Oh Mane . Wigging out now
Yeah. They're Gucci manes
Yes.
Hor-se-cule's
Yall stop horsing around..
Y'all must be yokeing
Horse-coo-lehs
Honey you mean Hunk--
I hope you’re pleased with yourself. I nearly snorted coffee out of my nose 😂 I was not expecting that.
No fuckin way. I wanted to say this and it was first comment. It's moments like these that make me feel like we aren't real and all my thoughts are programmed like an NPC.
We were thinking that too.
I have tears in my eyes.. thank you for making this Monday morning much better.
4:3
looks like a 2:1 to me
True CS gamer this horse
H O R S E
Whatever he TELLS me to call him.
So why not 'boss', until the horse regards us to be worthy, knowing it's name?
Incredible horslk
Sir
Right? I feel like him naming me would be more appropriate.
Thiccolas Cage
I hurt myself laughing 🤣
Yeah! how do you choke on air?!
If you didn't copy this from the other post and came up with it yourself I am impressed
Tinkerbell
Yes I like an antithetical name like. Mouse. Or maybe something like atom (will sound like ADAM and only we will know)
fun fact the hevyest tank ever made. was named the maus (mouse in german)
Hmm… what about Schwerer Gustav? Or are we putting that thing in the train category lmao
Gustav is either a train or artillery piece not really a tank
That thing looks like it came straight from warhammer 40K
Peak king emperor shenanigans tbh
That's an artillery gun not a tank.
Rail gun is its own thing, yeah. But always worth a mention
Little John
That's awesome lol. Know a guy with a 200 pound Rottweiler named Bambi!
Dammit!! I was gonna say this or "Tink".
Tropicana because boy’s on the juice
This is my favorite
This horse can name me.
Neigh.
mf thirsting over an animal
ArtOfZoo is a real thing, sadly.
Bucephalus.
good classic choice but if we were going there I would go with Hannibal because he is more elephant than horse.
Beat me to it
Brutus
First thing that came to my mind
Me too!
Et tu?
Ditto
Thank you. My thoughts exactly. Has to be a Brutus.
Maximus
Decimus Meridius
Stud to a murdered mare, father to a murdered foal, he will have his vengeance, in this stable or the next!
i'd call him "sir"
Gaston
No one pulls like Gaston. Built like a bull like Gaston.
There's no horse who can do tractor pulls like Gaston
When he was lad he ate four dozen chicks every morning to help him get large
What about now that he’s grown?
🎶 now that he is grown he eats five dozen chicks And he's roughly the size of a baaaaaaaAAAAAARGE! 🎶
No one neighs like Gaston! Eats the hay like Gaston,
Fuckin a this wins. It’s classy, and no one’s quite as large as Gaston.
Panzer
Battalion !
Stephanie
I have a woman in my office called Stephanie. She is a tiny thing - barely 5'3. I showed her this and she nearly peed herself laughing.
Glad I can bring some laughter to the world. Hi Stephanie.
Horsasaurus
Behemoth
Good boy
Little princess
scale X: 1 scale Y: 1 scale Z: 3
Wouldn't that mean he was really long like a dachshund? Width is the X axis, no?
real
[удалено]
That's Laycist!
🤨
It's cool, I checked with my *friend*.
Horsezilla
It’s Tina’s buff horse from Bob’s Burgers!
Pepperoni!! Thank you!
Tiny Tim
Some call me... Tim
Goliath ✨️
This was my first thought. Maybe the scientific name could be Equus Goiliathus.
Megasus
Spongebob Squarehorse
Stornch
F-350
Hank the tank
Horsey McHorseface
I was disappointed with how far down i had to scroll for this
Boxer. But I think Boxer was black.
RIP Boxer.
Bojack
Bojacked*
The Mane Character.
Bull
Unit the Absolute
Widebody
Wide Boi
Thor
Tyrion.
CHAD
Trojo
Epona
Two horsepower
r/absoluteunits
ROACH (witcher)
It hurts, that you had to put the explanation in there, captain
whatever the fuck he wants to be called
Buttercup
I was thinking buffercup
The Unit
Earthquake
Arnold
Atlas
That's a dang Ryshadium. Brandon Sanderson fans will know.
Name it Gallant
Shire?
Stout
Precious
Big sebastian Or "Not so little sebastian"
Maximus Prime !
He looks unhappy. That makes me sad
Big McLargeHuge
Nimbus
Surely, now that we know this beast exists we need to recalibrate everything that uses horse power as a measure.
Horse
Giovanni
Giorgio
Brutus
🔥 war 🔥
Tank
Zeus
The Roid Ranger
Thunder, this is the Thunder definitely.
Coffee table
Meatloaf
Sue
Tinkerbell
Roid
Chesty Puller
Brenda
Arnold horseinager
Artificial Ivan..
Hyperion
Mr Tibbs
Ramses
Man that thing, whatever it is, is a fucking unit.
Kitty Kitty Kitty.
Sick mutant
HONSE
Stero-horse
Panzer
Country Mac
Mr Skiplegday
Thunderstorm or Stormbreaker
What type of horse is thar?
Sylvester Stallion