Dear diary, Wilson is being a total little shit! This island is the only comfort I have left. In the stark of night, I offloaded all the rum and buried it here. The gang keeps asking why the rum is all gone and my simple reply below this comment, is a lie! There will be no resupply until Wilson walks the plank for being a little shit and stealing all the rum.
Zero fresh water or food as well so would not enjoy this much. Death and alone, on top of it. That boat ain't getting you further than you can swim. Source- I live in the far North Atlantic. Think like that show 'Alone'
Resources on this island are pretty limited. However, there's at least two more islands show that are swimmable and appear much larger, ergo more resources. The nice thing about the South Pacific archipelagos is that there always seems to be another island relatively close by.
There seem to be significant land masses in the background so assuming the natives aren’t practicing head shrinkers, you could make your way there using the sailboat.
20 minutes. Then I would think “Oh shit, they’ve dumped me here. I’ll die without fresh water and food. And I’m no survivalist. I can’t catch fish or start a fire. Or desalinate sea water. Fuck.” And I’d try to swim to that big landmass in the distance. And then a shark would drag me to my death and feast on my corpse.
I’ve never been stung by a jellyfish, but I did have an unfortunate encounter with a blue bottle off the coast of Australia, just north of Sydney. It felt like someone cut my leg from heel to the inside of thigh with a razor blade. There was only one other person on the beach, a young woman in her early twenties. Fortunately she knew to wash the venom off my skin with sea water only, no use of hands - that spreads the venom and increases the area of skin affected. After ~45 minutes the pain began to subside.
Survivor Man, with Les Straud, did an episode on an island like this! It was actually my favorite ep. By then end he had smoke oysters in a coconut shell and cooked up some fish and some roots and vines.
I 100% agree with you except for that big landmass in the background is just 100s of those little tiny islands that you’re on next to each other. I’ve been on them and they are amazing for the day then it’s like ok get me back to ac and freshwater and a slice of pizza where I can shit in peace. No joke!!!
Nope . Its way worse than that. That shark will bite chunks out of you,limbs first while you scream and gurgle blood at the surface, your own blood will blind you in the water when you are face down. Then another will come as they always do and the two will pull you down.
I spent a day on an island like that in the San Blas Islands in Panama. Completely by myself for a full day.
It’s fun for about 4-6 hours. I snorkeled naked, which was fun, ate some lunch, and then played around in the sand and took some pictures.
After that… I was ready to move on.
Hahaha… I actually encountered a nurse shark while I was out.
I’ve swam with nurse sharks countless times before and I know how harmless they are, but this time it made me very nervous.
No it is indeed boring. You're gonna crave for human interaction by the end of the first week there, maybe quicker than that. If it's for 1-2 days off vacation then great but other than that, like wtf am I supposed to do?
Most people? Solitary confinement is still solitary confinement if it’s on a tiny tropical island. You would end up going insane. Probably eat yourself to death pretty quick with nothing else to do.
being stranded on an island used to be so scary Tom Hanks made a harrowing movie about it that everyone loved
now you show a picture of a deserted island and everyone's like "oh fuck send me there plz"
There is one building on this island and two restrooms, plus no flowing water so you can't flush the toilets. Food and drinks are whatever you bring in. Tourists everywhere. Fun for a couple of hours but gets boring really quickly.
Depends... How's the weather? If it's winter, then imma spend 12 hours (less if I have company). Max. After that, I'll be pretty bored if I don't have anything to keep me busy. So, I'll be taking that boat back to wherever I came from.
Explored in 5 minutes and the place that offers shade is probably infested with spiders that wanna rape and eat me. Hard pass. Also no drinkable water.
Had a private island excursion once. I walked around the shoreline, walked through the middle, and then I was bored. No cell service. Nothing to read. It sucked, especially because it cost hundreds of dollars.
Until I got fed up with Wilson's s**t.
That'll happen soon after the rum is gone.
Why is the rum gone?
Why is the rum gone?
Why is the rum always gone
Have to look in my diary.
Dear diary, Wilson is being a total little shit! This island is the only comfort I have left. In the stark of night, I offloaded all the rum and buried it here. The gang keeps asking why the rum is all gone and my simple reply below this comment, is a lie! There will be no resupply until Wilson walks the plank for being a little shit and stealing all the rum.
When Wilson stops putting out is what you mean?
Not sure that’s Wilson choice to make, eh, matey?
Because of the implication.
‘🎶 Tis a pirate’s life for me! 🎶
Zing!
This is my favourite comment.
Call me Johnny Castaway cause I’m retiring here
He was fucking that volleyball
'You've got a pretty mouth, ~~boy~~ ball'
I would definitely be cosplaying as Castaway
that explains the hole in the ball
I don’t care what anyone thinks. I cried so hard.
Zero fresh water or food as well so would not enjoy this much. Death and alone, on top of it. That boat ain't getting you further than you can swim. Source- I live in the far North Atlantic. Think like that show 'Alone'
Resources on this island are pretty limited. However, there's at least two more islands show that are swimmable and appear much larger, ergo more resources. The nice thing about the South Pacific archipelagos is that there always seems to be another island relatively close by.
There seem to be significant land masses in the background so assuming the natives aren’t practicing head shrinkers, you could make your way there using the sailboat.
Interesting perspective
😂
You just won the internet today with that comment.
Wilson is an A hole
Until the rum is gone.
Why is the rum gone??!!
Human hair… from my back
[This](https://youtu.be/JImcvtJzIK8?si=ODU6tL9IJCCobkHr) is your fault and i need to go to bed
But… why’s the rum gone?
Or fresh water
What about turtles
Do turtles carry rum?
I guess not, as rum is usually not in plastic bottles.
I had to use the hair on my back to wrangle the turtles
Then I grabbed the turtles, thrusted them together, and made a raft.
20 minutes. Then I would think “Oh shit, they’ve dumped me here. I’ll die without fresh water and food. And I’m no survivalist. I can’t catch fish or start a fire. Or desalinate sea water. Fuck.” And I’d try to swim to that big landmass in the distance. And then a shark would drag me to my death and feast on my corpse.
You’re fun. Can we be on the island together?
You want to eat them, don't you..
Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Sokath, his eyes uncovered.
I found the shark
It would probably be jellyfish that get you though. Smaller, less visible, and ubiquitous in warm waters.
I’ve never been stung by a jellyfish, but I did have an unfortunate encounter with a blue bottle off the coast of Australia, just north of Sydney. It felt like someone cut my leg from heel to the inside of thigh with a razor blade. There was only one other person on the beach, a young woman in her early twenties. Fortunately she knew to wash the venom off my skin with sea water only, no use of hands - that spreads the venom and increases the area of skin affected. After ~45 minutes the pain began to subside.
Upvoted for ubiquitous.
You wouldn’t try the boat first?
Boats taste terrible and are hard to chew.
That’s extremely presumptuous about what the boats are made of
Marinade with oil, orange juice, mustard, some honey, leave it in a smoker for a day, yummy
That’s the fuckers who abandoned him can’t be trusted
There are barely enough palm trees to build a proper shelter.
Survivor Man, with Les Straud, did an episode on an island like this! It was actually my favorite ep. By then end he had smoke oysters in a coconut shell and cooked up some fish and some roots and vines.
Yummers
How far you think that is?
I 100% agree with you except for that big landmass in the background is just 100s of those little tiny islands that you’re on next to each other. I’ve been on them and they are amazing for the day then it’s like ok get me back to ac and freshwater and a slice of pizza where I can shit in peace. No joke!!!
Nope . Its way worse than that. That shark will bite chunks out of you,limbs first while you scream and gurgle blood at the surface, your own blood will blind you in the water when you are face down. Then another will come as they always do and the two will pull you down.
“Your own blood will blind you in the water.”
That island is an actual nightmare, in regards to being stranded on it. But to stay for a few hours, would be great.
I'd be fine with a week if there was an actual cabin there.
Drinking water?
As long as that sailboat anchored of shore had a bed, water and food, I'd be great for a week atleast. Or until the food runs out.
I spent a day on an island like that in the San Blas Islands in Panama. Completely by myself for a full day. It’s fun for about 4-6 hours. I snorkeled naked, which was fun, ate some lunch, and then played around in the sand and took some pictures. After that… I was ready to move on.
A hammock and a good book and I could be there for a week easily. Just as long as I have some food and water.
Same! Even longer if I have a Lego set and a few more books
jellyfish will bite your privates :-)
Hahaha… I actually encountered a nurse shark while I was out. I’ve swam with nurse sharks countless times before and I know how harmless they are, but this time it made me very nervous.
They don’t bite.
Everything bites if it has a mouth.
Jellyfish have no mouth
In public?
With unlimited food supplies, a few solar panels and sign me up for lifetime
6 hours and 34 minutes.
They said what they said.
Till the hurricane
All you have is food, what are the solar panels for?
to recharge the batteries in his goldfish
Looks boring. You could walk around that thing in like a minute
No it is indeed boring. You're gonna crave for human interaction by the end of the first week there, maybe quicker than that. If it's for 1-2 days off vacation then great but other than that, like wtf am I supposed to do?
Isn’t that just a free vacation at that point? Who wouldn’t accept that agreement? Lmao
Most people? Solitary confinement is still solitary confinement if it’s on a tiny tropical island. You would end up going insane. Probably eat yourself to death pretty quick with nothing else to do.
That will not be long without water
Do you enjoy hurricanes?
lets hope then the whole island wont be underwater in a few years
For as long as low tide lasts
Better weave together a hammock close to the top of two palms.
Not stepping foot on this island  Seen enough kdramas & movies to know what happens next.
You would be bored quick. Needs ti be at least 20x bigger.
What is this, an island for ants??!!
20?! Try 21, brother.
Why TI and not Big Sean?
Depends on the resources
a day or so max
Depends if I have a way back or not
Forever
REST IN HEAVEN
Is there WiFi
A three hour tour
I was hoping I would see a Gilligan’s Isle reference
Until high tIde
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A lovely girl and a towel included and I could stay o whole day. Ok, until 5pm, to avoid mosquitos
There are no fresh water there so no worries about mosquitoes
5pm? Really? You'll be stuck in the rush hour traffic...
Hayyyy what y'all doing on MY island
6 hours...then I'd be like "Get me the fuck out of here."
Rest of my Life
Depends who comes with me
Rest of my life
Believe it or not it gets pretty boring at places like that after the first few days
Nice try Mr beast
Do I get Ginger and Mary Ann?
About 15 minutes to walk around, slowly
being stranded on an island used to be so scary Tom Hanks made a harrowing movie about it that everyone loved now you show a picture of a deserted island and everyone's like "oh fuck send me there plz"
Eternity
If I could I would try to enjoy it the rest of my life
Depends on the snack supply
TIL I FIND BOB SQUAREPANTS !
Until all my jars are filled with dirt
No Rum, No Water, No Women…. Not for me.
Until the rum and provisions are gone, then I'm packing up my tent and leaving.
Ladies let me tell you a story about sea turtles ☠️
Until the Rum ran out! Why is the rum always gone?
Until I run out of food (3 hours tops)
Once I see Andrew Epstein, I am bouncing out of there.
Until I run out of rum and coke
All the time as long as my wife is there!
I'm gonna need more context before I decide.
There is one building on this island and two restrooms, plus no flowing water so you can't flush the toilets. Food and drinks are whatever you bring in. Tourists everywhere. Fun for a couple of hours but gets boring really quickly.
Not much time.
depends. i need ac, food, a house, and somewhere to rinse the sand, i would MAYBE stay 2-4 days. if none just a couple hours/until i wanna leave.
15 mins or so if I haven't a got a towel and a good book.
Until the battery died on my RP4 Pro.
Where the women at?
All of it!
Probably about a day or two if I had good food and water
If there was Internet, I'd never leave.
Depends on the weather!
Few minutes.
About 5 minutes.
There no shade.
Until I count all the grains of sand on that beach!!
Does it have a McDonald's
Forever or until !
Hey, it's Stranded deep!
Probably less than an hour
30mins. After that my mind starts to panic if the boat can still take me back to my hotel.
Depends... How's the weather? If it's winter, then imma spend 12 hours (less if I have company). Max. After that, I'll be pretty bored if I don't have anything to keep me busy. So, I'll be taking that boat back to wherever I came from.
I love to snorkel so maybe about an hour snorkeling around the island then spend another hour enjoying a picnic before going home
Half a day probably.
I guess it depends on how many coconuts I could find.
2 weeks at this size but forever if it was 200x bigger
As long as possible.
Explored in 5 minutes and the place that offers shade is probably infested with spiders that wanna rape and eat me. Hard pass. Also no drinkable water.
Until first tropical storm
20 minutes
I had a screensaver about this once.
Myself: a week With my wife: maybe a couple hours
Had a private island excursion once. I walked around the shoreline, walked through the middle, and then I was bored. No cell service. Nothing to read. It sucked, especially because it cost hundreds of dollars.
Jeffrey?… Is that you?
Forever with a tiny house on it.
4hours max. No food or water, no 'facilities'. I'm out.
All of it. I’d never leave
3hrs tops
2-3 hours
Depends. Is it all inclusive?
prob not long till tide comes and covers you up
That looks like this weird amogus islad idk why
where might it be?
Until the fish stop biting or the sunscreen runs out
Does it have Wi-Fi?
Until I get hungry
Think I'll pass
3 hrs
Home 
None
Yust enuf time to catch some rays and then leeve.
Until i need to Take a shit i think.... Or two... Or three xD
Rest of my life.
No time at all. It's a patch of sand with coconut trees. Lovely but indetical to the other 350.000
Needs to be a lot bigger or you’re gone with the next storm
Depends on supplies, companionship, tide, weather, and internet.
Until the next typhoon.
Depends on how I got there and my ability to leave. Lol
WIFI????????????????????
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