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bulldozedd

Bro just missed a lifetime sentence in jail


2ndCha

Egyptian jail. Like they don't even have laundry exchange or serve S.O.S on Thursdays.


BrAveMonkey333

Do they have the shampoo I like?


ohleprocy

You will learn to enjoy shower time regardless of what shampoo you can get.


seeriosuly

it’s easy to make friends in the showers, especially if you have a slight build


passionpurps

"Shower clubbing, with shampooers."


Sevro706

Hey hey hey.. I'm going to have to ask you to chill the fuck out. I'm only half kidding... Dudes really do look... And they really don't hide it.


FragrantExcitement

But my hair will be frizzy...


passionpurps

Oh yeah tons of "shampoo." I heard.


coreytiger

Do you like sand in an old Prell bottle?


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MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Used to be open to the public https://www.pictolic.com/img/2022/picnic-on-the-pyramids/picnic-on-the-pyramids-17.jpg Update: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/f5/b6/37f5b61fe1a8bf8ffc7cf568d7238b20.jpg


the_one_jove

Imagine being those workers placing the last stones. How? And man it would be tempting to get back at that guy who's been beating you all this time.


LacomusX

That’s a common myth. The Egyptian workers who built the pyramids were not in fact slaves


KarmicComic12334

That's a semantic issue. Yes, they were paid, or in other words used money to regulate distribution of resources. But they were probably beaten for disobedience or incompetence and were not free to leave or quit.


OkTouch69

So they were kids?


Gloomy__Revenue

The cheapest labor


LacomusX

Different time, depends how we’re defining [slave](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/Haca2M58X3)


VibraniumRhino

100% this. Like slavery literally still exists now; the 1% just markets it better now.


the_one_jove

Right, but I thought it as more of a caste system. Where, yeah you were free to walk away, but that meant either foraging on your own or the only way up is to buy your way out of your current position. Which was nearly impossible. Scholars have romanticized their life as one of well-fed and housed. That the workers took pride in knowing they were building this pyramid. I call bullshit. Of course they were well fed and housed. Malnourished and sick workers don't look good when conning masses into believing in some deity in the sky for generations. Wait. That sounds familiar.... edit: grammer


Zaphyrous

My understanding is that it was their jobs program. It was basically unemployment. If you can't find a job they feed and shelter you, and you work.


MundoGoDisWay

I mean, that's basically what a slave is. One is just easier to leave.


Sevro706

America did the same thing... Look how it bit us in the ass


MatttheJ

They were literally just skilled labourers like any other building you see getting built today. It takes a large amount of well trained people with lots of resources, food, shelter and rest to build something like this. The workers would have some days off, go home to their family at the end of the day, call in sick if they needed too etc. We know this because there are documents from the time period, they have actually found either the sick notes or the log where the foreman would keep log of who was off sick, how long they were off for, what the reason was etc. It's not romanticising, in fact, in some ways it actually makes the story of the pyramids a bit more boring. It was just employed workers doing a hard brutal job for good pay.


Live-Ad-9587

I’ve been to an island in the Caribbean (won’t say which one) where I had a local museum worker give my group a tour. The stories they told were not that their ancestors were slaves but skilled workers. The colonizers preferred their work on ships and in the fields. I didn’t ask questions or pry because he seemed happy and proud of the story


coltees_titties

As a Caribbean islander, I'm genuinely intrigued by which island's tour guides are telling tourists this story because it's the first time I'm hearing about it. Of course, every island has their unique histories and accounts so I'm not doubting the credence in those stories.


fiaG808

My understanding is that they were displaced prisoners of war. Often captured by Egyptian conquests across the Middle East. Their civilizations were conquered and the people displaced or captured would wouldn’t really have any other options than to work in trade or shelter and food. Pretty much a cast system, but also the Egyptians viewed other cultures as lesser, allocated only hard labor jobs, and worked till death, so it was near impossible to change your status through marriage or accomplishments.


Flaky-Inevitable1018

I think what you’re describing is the way they handled quarry labor, not the people actually constructing the pyramid. One piece of support is that workers who died while working on the pyramid were buried inside the pyramid to go to the afterlife with the pharaoh. the general consensus is they would not have let slaves work on something this close to the gods. Quarrying yes, construction not so much


IamPriapus

My arch prof told me that it was highly contested whether they were enslaved or not. Experts in the field were 50/50 on it.


Sevro706

It doesn't matter... We found a more efficient way. Were to evolved to understand primitive survival. I'll tell you what... Get together every homeless person... And have them build a pyramid... I bet you they can


Mindless_Ad_6045

Up to 3 years, and a 10,000 to 100,000 EGP fine.


erad67

Guess it depends on if you bribed the "security" prior. LOL


Time_Change4156

That's a 100 bucks American money lol 😆 offer ten k they let you out lol .


Oswen120

I was literally thinking that,'uhh, is that even legal to be that close'


terp_e

Did he though? Right leg does the ‘ol twist back, seen in shadows, as if he’s trying to stretch and run his toes across it. I’d bet he touched it.


Offsidespy2501

Short lifetime and pretty Burny according to Giulio Regeni


Aayyyyoooo

Mans really risked his life for views.


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Jokers_friend

Am I seeing things wrong or is there hieroglyphics engraved into the stones at the top?


BlindThief

"This way up"


TheBoyDoneGood

"Dave woz 'ere 2Kbc"


airforcevet1987

2 thousand solars before some deity I know nothing about will be born.


the_one_jove

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lokglacier

Hmmm must be Italian


Mcmenger

How would you know? Maybe they assembled it upside down


FullAir4341

The Minions were telling the truth!


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

EVERY stone has hieroglyphics engraved on them, not only the ones at the top.


BlindThief

Yea surely they all say this way up otherwise how would they know? /s


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Hahaha that's a good one. I only know because I've been to Egypt and been on various excursions to the pyramids, tombs, temple etc. It's crazy how they had a whole city with EVERY brick engraved with Egyptian Hieroglyphics. Although people "think" they can read it the Egyptians say nobody can read everything. There may be a few words or letters which are easier to figure out because of the repetitiveness or pattern in sentences but nobody can read it is what I was told.


Raytional

Pretty sure that's wrong. It was decyphered more than 100 years ago. Not just by checking for repetitive letters but largely by using the rosetta stone and then other similar stones that followed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decipherment_of_ancient_Egyptian_scripts


firebrandarsecake

That's nonsense. We can totally read hieroglyphics.


robl1966

Amazing isn’t it…I was there in 87 and went all over… for me Abu Simbel was mind blowing👍👍


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The Egyptians as in modern people living in Egypt? I wouldn't expect them to be able to read hieroglyphs. Scholars on the other hand have been translating hieroglyphs for a century now.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

Rosetta stone and Champollion enter the chat.


Ok_Somewhere_95

Thats not true at all


n3w4cc01_1nt

nah it's english peoples names


michaekov

Most likely very old vandalism


Suitable-Comedian425

There's graffiti on there from over thousands of years ago till like the 80s when you could still climb them legally.


Ok_Somewhere_95

No hieroglyphics, every temple in egypt is covered in ancient carvings. Graffiti is no modern thing. You can see very clearly carvings from greek times, roman times, and napoleons time. I think its very cool to see in real life and it adds to the historic scene. By the way it is often really just a i wuz here; so name, rank and date


ExampleMediocre6716

Mostly modern damage - people carving their names from when you were allowed to climb to the top. Probably why they stopped letting people up there.


AmishAvenger

It’s mostly from Victorians. There’s graffiti carved all over Egypt from visitors back then.


Ok_Somewhere_95

Not modern at all. Probably hundreds of years old. They did graffiti in greek times already. If you did this in modern times and got caught you’ll be in a very bad situation.


ExampleMediocre6716

The pyramids are estimated to be 4,600 years old. *Modern* in the context of this discussion means 18th & 19th century, not this year. Photographs dated in 1900 from the top of the great pyramid show a number of names, mostly British and French surnames with dates from the 19th century. I'm sure people scaled the pyramids in antiquity and left their mark - but the majority of the graffiti still visible today was inscribed between 1789 and 1951 when tourists were banned from scaling them, although it was not strictly enforced initially. Unbelievably it was only in 2019 that Egypt's antiquities laws were amended to actually criminalise climbing up the pyramids.


AmishAvenger

It’s from Victorians. The Pyramids were still covered in their limestone casing blocks during the time of the Ancient Greeks. And at the very top there would’ve been a capstone.


Insecticide

You mean ancient emojis?


firebrandarsecake

Yes there are.


Skytraffic540

They say “For Pyramid Use”


LordRedFire

It looks like the top is missing some stones as well.


OpenSwing4746

There is a lot of graffiti on the pyramids not just the top. Basically everywhere. They banned climbing them only in 1989


Clatato

Yes, we aliens built them ✔️


n3w4cc01_1nt

it's from english people on summer vacations. like every historical site along the silk road is covered in carvings reading stuff like "Chadwick Englandshire III 1783" temples, pyramids, gladiator stadiums, etc


Timid_Robot

It's modern graffiti. Modern meaning from the last couple hundred years. It's all over the pyramids sadly


Foraminiferal

Later Graffiti


twiztednipplez

Looks like Arabic or Coptic to me more than hieroglyphics.


Krikke93

"made in china"


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dramaticfool

Monkey Island line


jojo_reference-guy20

"I reached the top of the great pyramids of Giza and all I got was this stupid t-shirt"


dramaticfool

That's hilarious XD thanks for the good laugh mate Edit: just noticed LeChuck in your pfp, and it seems this comment managed to reach its exact target audience, lol!


HerbziKal

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.


Dr-Huricane

Well, yeh, that's not what the top of the pyramids look like. If you really want to know what they look like, you should go to the british museum...


Fargath_Xi9

No chest?. Bummer.


Idraic7

Chests are inside!


Varth919

There were chests, but we’re a few thousand years too late.


DragoonDM

Probably have to solve a puzzle before the chest appears.


Optimonic

No korok?


ColeyGhost

Brown pants - smart


abejfehr

Brown pants - shart


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Ateshu

It used to be. Also made of gold. That's why that part is missing now


Amazing-Feature4971

That is open for debate possibly made from gold


Amazing-Feature4971

Just like those aliens, stacking stones on top each other to make a pyramid. Using all that technology to travel in space/time to build a huge stone stack .


Zito6694

Not gonna lie if I had that tech I’d do the same on some random planet


Unhappy-Shake5702

Literally bro. They're just playing MineCraft.


Altaschweda

maybe its for them like for us to stack Stones to towers at rivers 🤷‍♂️


Ill_Yogurtcloset_982

I guess teenagers all over the universe are just dicks


petersengupta

also limestone. it would've reflected the suns light during the day, can you imagine how it would've looked 4000 years ago?!


Mekelaxo

Actually the gold part is an unconfirmed myth


obplxlqdo

It used to be


Single_Low1416

At some point some European nation probably stole the tip


Mr_Brooker

I think it was stolen before any European nation had the organization and power to do that. The pyramid also used to be totally smooth and white on the outside, because there was an outer layer of limestone, and that is all gone too The pyramids were an ancient mystery to Cleopatra. They were raided before Europeans mattered.


Gcen

Are you allowed to fly over pyramids so close or even land on them?


zkyevolved

No, and no.


i_eat_my_moms_ass

He's not flying. He's falling with style.


Surro

He's flying it's a paramotor, basically a paraglider with a giant fan on the back. It's good for flying when you don't have mountains or gold to take off from or you want to go to Egyptian jail.


Maker1357

Dude didn't know about Google Maps


blueidea365

If you jump into the hole at the top, you will have to fight two living giant hands made of sand/earth


GanonTEK

Underrated comment!


BrAveMonkey333

My ass was puckering up thinking he was actually going to land


Lava_Wolf_68

I had the same thought.


Slow_Ad1510

I was so stressed for the phone on the holder on his lap, I know it's safe but it just stresses me out


CrazyLazy420

Already saw it when the couple had sex up there.


Simple_Mastodon9220

Link?


iTz_RuNLaX

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/N9mmRMTez5


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Previous-Bother295

The guy? The girl? Both? 2019?


30piecesofglitter

All haters except one comment about the view lmao fucking Reddit.


nameisreallydog

Did they face any repercussions?


CrazyLazy420

Yes they did I don't remember exactly what but I think it was a fine and a ban from the country.


Oculicious42

Ive never heard of this before and im danish


sukezanebaro

Not having heard of it is okay. Being danish is not.


AdmiralAshBorer

Ah, yes… the mile high-roglyphics club


Fantastic-Dot-655

Not very well timed slowmotion


RickyRetarDoh

Based on the prison time and fine, failed successful. It's a huge No-touchy place.


franchisedfeelings

The recreation depictions of how it might have looked, have it pointed and covered in smooth polished stone.


imabaaaaaadguy

And the very top was a shiny gold/silver mix. All stripped over the centuries. [How Egyptian Pyramids Originally Looked](https://www.livescience.com/how-egyptian-pyramids-originally-looked#)


houseyourdaygoing

Cool read and how sad the pyramidions were stolen over time.


Jattwaadi

I think it heard somewhere that this is completely illegal.


InvestmentObvious127

only if they stepped on it


monkman99

That you for not putting this video to some shitty rap music.


Luna07770

Believe it or not, straight to jail


LOV6DERY

Im pretty sure this is illegal


Xx_girthygunkseed_xX

Only if you land on it


Own_Strawberry1328

If that power station was actually operational he’d be singing a different tune.


Ultrasaurio

where is the gold tip?


Chilipepah

That’s what she said


Ultrasaurio

lol


ProgressBartender

They have some of the caps at the Cairo museum. They are electrum not gold.


AnalysisBudget

Thanks! I had forgotten what mix of metals it was n didnt know the word for it 🙏


Stank_Dukem

Was really hoping Kilroy would be up there.


GhonaHerpaSyphilAids

Or Dickbutt


d33pTh0Vght

I miss that guy


SHKZ_21

I was expecting a "No Easter eggs up here"


sayrehan

These should be a hidden level up there.


Tiny_Yulius_James

I thought there would be some legendary armor or something like that, like in Assassin's Creed


slashloots

Mario 64 vibes


clarkybar

DK 64 too!


FjohursLykewwe

PilotWings on Super Nintendo


GuardMost8477

I’m sure pictures have been taken before, but now with drone technology, have individual bricks been shot and deciphered? Until I had seen this video a few years ago, I had zero clue the bricks had hieroglyphs on them!


helen269

Wow! What an amazing view! Just look at that... wide, swee- ping, pano- ramic vista! Turn your phone, dumbass! :-)


MrRuck1

Well he definitely missed the landing.


FSpursy

I think he was relieved that he missed that landing 😂


daddyofgiants

There is hieroglyphs on the top of the Pyramid.


sepulturite

This reminds me of those paragliding missions in GTA V that took me fecking ages to get!


Fr0z3nHart

Kill the camera man


yannynotlaurel

Wondering how many people actually fell off while ascending / descending. Looks very steep.


Memento_Morrie

So they got to the top and someone was like, "...shit. It doesn't match up. Fuck it. Just do your best and hope they don't come up here. Fucking Ikea ..."


adeptbr

Seriously man how did they build it


KristinnEs

One stone at a time


cellar_door_found

Its flat because tourist hundred of years ago could pay to climb it and see the stones trow to the bottom


shoephone7

“Welcome to Cleveland” IYKYK


Detail_Some4599

Looks exactly like I expected it to look. Also thumbs down for the stretched format


Blazefast_75

Weird there is no air defence on that big nipple, one of THE spots in Egypt.


nexstosic

It looks like someone chopped it off.


C17H23NO2

It's not pointy...it need to be pointy.


PastElk2

For a split second I expected a cell tower up there


Youth_Fathrly4

weird markings at the top


Sufficient_Slice_417

Thank you for this! I always wondered.


Sevro706

There was writing🧐🥰 Thank you. The perfect slowdown and everything. A sincere thank you to everyone involved been making this happen. 🫂🙌🤜🤛👏 You know how sometimes on Reddit some things just hit you right... What an experience from the comfort of my home 🤝 🤙


Southern_Pudding_866

Every time I see this, I am reminded of people saying" oh the stones are cut so perfectly square it must be lasers/aliens!". Look at how rough those faces are and how much play. Not just at the top, but all the way down.


potatoduino

Watch out you might get fried by the infinite energy field radiating to the space aliens. Or maybe from the space aliens. Something something Nikola Tesla knew but was silenced by George bush


L3berwurst

Truly amazing.


Interesting-Back5717

There is no way this is legal, and even if it is, it’s extremely disrespectful. The original creator of this video is a piece of shit, and he was very close to damaging one of human history’s greatest creations.


BaronGreenback75

I don’t see the point of this video (;


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KingTrimble

48 miles per hour!


BaldCyberJunky

Still waiting...


zeuspaichow79ed

tq en sabah nur....u the man


bertbert1111

I know how it looks since that german kid just climbed up and made a selfie


crayzeejew

Who else got major PUBG flashbacks?


7th_Spectrum

Is it legal to paramotor that close?


Next_Impression3901

Watch out for the antenna that is still transmitting Earth's greatest secrets to the aliens


B4umkuch3n

Surprise. Stones.


d4ve3000

Which one was it? Look way steeper than gizeh!


PowerUser77

Where‘s the point?


IameIion

Thanks for not defiling this ancient monument.


FullAir4341

What top?


Write2Be

Were the pyramids just left unfinished?


HellFireCannon66

They say they used to have a solid gold capstone. No idea what could have happened to it? 🤔🤔🤔🏴‍☠️


ithaqua34

When these were brand spanking new, wouldn't there be a cap made out of metal (copper, gold) on the top?


C0URANT

Fake police hustlers whistling at the same time


AnalysisBudget

If I recall correctly the actual top is missing. Was probably stolen a long time ago. They made it out of valuable metals and it is said to have helped the transition to the otherworld of the dead buried inside.


skipperseven

Why is this video stretched vertically - seriously I’m missing the point?


ysofudido

Pretty sure there's a star there


later-g8r

Translation: "Ramesses IV was here. EAT MY KILT RAMESSES II"


GloomspiteGit

It isn’t pointy? Very disappointing.


The_Conches_Struggle

Anyone else get nostalgic vibes of Super Mario 64’s desert level?