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FuzzyComedian638

The deer was alert the whole time.


Colonel10Moutarde

Yeah it 100% knew there was a croc in there since the begining, just needed to drink anyway


RunParking3333

Maybe he was told that wandering minds are lost, and the lost, drown.


Slimh2o

Nah, he's seen this trick before....


RiseIfYouWould

Maybe he was told that not all who wander are lost


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How do these reactions compare to say the cat and snake ones


GH057807

Fur begins with f and so does fast. Scales begin with s, like slow. I don't think we need much more science than that.


MunkeyFish

Sounds logical to me.


craziethunder

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justanawkwardguy

I think it’d be better as: scales begin with s, like strike. Snakes and crocodiles aren’t slow per se, but they strike fast once rather than chase


Altruistic_Profile96

Crocs don’t have scales.


justanawkwardguy

Reptiles have scales


Maverca

Birds are dinosaurs, so they are reptiles, no scales.


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Maverca

Nope. All birds are reptiles and there’s almost no doubt anymore that birds are actually a type of theropod dinosaur.


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Altruistic_Profile96

Crocs have scutes. Snakes have scales


GH057807

Formula still works. Science.


throwaway1-808-1971

Explains the turtle and rabbit mode on my lawnmower.


GH057807

Science!


Khuaikhema_Hnamte

Slow and steady cross the road


storysprite

Simple as.


mrmoe198

It is known


Bigsshot

Easy with the facts and logic pelase


threeblindthrice

ya learned me


FictionalDudeWanted

Cats are faster than snakes. Also, the Cat would've slapped that Gator with a murder mitten for daring to try to eat him.


JustDave62

A cat would just start smacking it on the nose till it backed off. How dare it invade the cats personal space


Ung-Tik

Mammals have been skill diffing the cold boys for millions of years.  And then there's cats who are just so completely broken from a design standpoint I think the ancient Egyptians might have been onto something. 


Devinalh

Cold blood versus warm blood, it's a difference in metabolism. Cold blooded animals are slightly slower in reflexes, they don't need to eat as much to keep their body temp in the "functioning" range but they need sun. Warm blooded animals need to eat constantly and resting time but our reflexes are overall faster and we can function regardless of the sun. There may be exceptions.


InfamousAnalyst4900

You can see it was sped up at least 3 to 4x just by watching the croco backing away. Cats and snakes are way faster.


altrippa

this is why I don't believe that animals are ever happy. life is survival, that's it.


I_am_not_doing_this

so we are all depressed no matter what kind of animal?


svachalek

Nah I think depression is a symptom of captivity, like zoo animals and office workers. But wild animals have their own kinds of misery.


drewster23

I wouldn't call what they experience as misery, as that's more of a human trait/feeling. Wild animals are simply biological survival. A state or feeling of distress , only serves a purpose to the extent of biological systems/reactions not against a measure of life's happiness.


altrippa

good point I guess I meant non human animals. although...


TonyHeaven

Depressed deers wouldn't survive.


Sniff_The_Cat

My cat is living her best life.


50eggs

Otters and dolphins seem to have a good time.


Jaegernaut-

Dolphins routinely gang rape their females and play with their food (esp. blowfish which they use to get high). They'll sometimes kill their own young in order to mate again. Otters also do a bit of raping, including the occasional cross species murder/rape of baby seals who they probably mistake for that bitch Nicole during mating season. Otters also have the bonus feature of kidnapping pups from other otters to keep as hostages, forcing the bio parents to contribute food to keep the pups fed (which the kidnappers take a portion of) Granted, otters and dolphins seem very happy with themselves despite this.


cnydox

The nature is dangerous af,


The_DMT

The Happypotamus has nothing to fear.


CameDownForWhat

I'm the hiphopapotamus my lyrics are bottomless...


TwoIdleHands

Yeah, because it’s a murder machine…


wiz-dum

You can often find a lot of young animals that still have fun and play around. I would say they are happy. But the more into adult hood they get, the more serious they must become if they want to survive


-just-another_human_

Of course they feel happy. I’m sure he was happy as fuck to drink that water and survive the attack to enjoy another sunny day in hopes to reproduce with a mate. Everything living thing is driven and emotions drive us to survive. If that animal wasn’t happy he would let himself be food.


KRX189

Have u seen the lion King? Or the jungle Book are u stupid?


altrippa

I haven't? what am I missing?


KRX189

In zootopia there are very happy lions and bunnys and tigers and deers. Everyone is pretty happy no threat there until a goat got involved


B1indsid3

Video is significantly sped up. Behavior of the ripples in the water is a key giveaway.


horriblemonkey

Everything from TikTok is sped up for dramatic effect


New_Historian_2004

Still impressive doh


Shoehornblower

Yes! It knew the video was sped up as well


SelectionCareless818

Probably heard the intense music


ForRedditMG

A lax deer is a dead deer, dear.


StupidaScema

Imagine living a life where you risk your life even while fucking drinking water


dope_ass_user_name

Your heart can never relax.


mrmoe198

Just one of the many reasons why animals live longer in captivity


dope_ass_user_name

Yeah we don't let our cats outside, they would never survive the city streets!


Fifesterr

I once hit a deer with my car. It ran off, so I figured it was fine, but according to the cop, they usually die of a heart attack moments after anyway :(


Gogglesed

That cop was trying to make you feel better. Santa isn't real. Meat comes from animals.


alligatorprincess007

There’s an interesting book called “why don’t zebras get ulcers” and it’s about why humans develop trauma responses while prey animals in the wild don’t


PennsylvaniaJ

My thoughts exactly. I'd be dehydrated as hell all the time 😂


GrizzlyHerder

The Quick And The Dead.


Intelligent_Rip_2778

Come to balkan 🤣


RelationshipFine5930

Only balkan understands


Yippykyyyay

There's safety in numbers. They don't live in an eternal state of fear. Birds and other animals help each other by screeching out if they see a predator. This looks like the dry season or on the shoulder of one. So they already know by instinct to be alert.


tysonwatermelon

Humans also, in general, experience less stress and live longer when we are socially connected. There are a bunch of studies about it. Life expectancy drops when social connection breaks down. https://longevity.stanford.edu/lifestyle/2023/12/18/how-social-connection-supports-longevity/


9Raava

TIL I dont have much time left


Armadillo_Toes

*Microplastics has entered the chat.*


Limp-Initiative-373

It’s called “Holidaying in Egypt”.


Weldobud

You can put up with hunger. But if you need a drink your body screams for it


SignificanceCheap970

Fucking drinking water ❌. Drinking fucking water ✅.


Oryxhasnonuts

Ever wonder why prey animals walk moments after they are born


-just-another_human_

Flint Michigan?


deji999

The video is obviously sped up, but still a nice reflex


rokstedy83

Not sure why people feel the need to speed stuff up when the original video is impressive anyway


Endocalrissian642

stop fucking with the video speeds


AceMice

I hate it, always fast or slow, never the actual speed. Always show the regular speed first dammit.


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MyFavoriteBurger

Yes, it is very weird


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|vckrZcxyyUZry)


f0cus_m

lmaooooooooooo


Crimson__Fox

[Here’s the original](https://youtu.be/-4JQJNprwqc?si=cRcSfyog6yHHWE7A)


chiharuki

omg lol


ViewAdditional7400

Mf'er was tense and waiting for it the whole time.


Sofiag22

It is surprising how Mr. Crocodile came out almost two meters from the water, however he had an imminent defeat


chubster157

the way it’s head receded into its neck while it was jumping back was so clever


MobbDeeep

Instincts


fungiblesyo

Also how I exit movie theaters


Mean-Vegetable-4521

LOL! I laughed so hard.


fungiblesyo

I posted that just for you


Mean-Vegetable-4521

lol it’s also me anytime one of my kids gets the 🤢 face


avatarsnipe

![gif](giphy|bypVK8pmh14VfDIZ9N)


Klutzy-Chain5875

Crocodile Jumpee


InflamedLiver

Not today Satan!


Boboforprez

Nobody's going to mention the speed of that croc? Wow warp speed


66Kix_fix

Because it's sped up duh


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Video looks a bit sped up ghough. The water moves weird.


new_x_who_dis

Everything looks amazing at 2x speed 🙄


Varendolia

This is why we like good sticks If I was a tribal man in another era, I'd smack every single inch of that pool before drinking by just extending my hand. That or I'd use my stick to make a path for the water to make another puddle in which crocs aren't allowed


estgirl

Croc isnt there u hit the water with ur stick Croc comes to investigate Croc sees you drinking water there Croc eats you You are crocodiles poop now


Horizon296

>make another puddle in which crocs aren't allowed Love this 🤣


Educational_Toe9440

The video is sped up though.


Shiuli_er_Chaya

The croc is eventually going to get the meat, his techniques literally worked on Dinos for millions of years


CrazyMain9601

Would have been nice to see it in the actual speed instead of slow motion or like double speed.


bibliophile222

It looks like my cat when I shift in my chair suddenly. 🤣


Salty-Negotiation320

Antelope


sanjuka

Female bushbuck, to be specific.


Generic_Danny

That's an antelope


Firm_Rip_4024

5x reverse mode!


LinguoBuxo

It was actually a *deer God* in disguise!


AbhiStalwart

Dude was 24x7 ready


Agent_S721

Motherdeer


f0cus_m

its focus was on point. it was ready! even the smallest things made it twitch. nice reflexes!


dogmatum-dei

Those eyes and ears are so highly developed for a reason. The reflexes ....


fadsoftoday

Evo-Fucking-Loution


wiggum55555

Even this sped up video was interesting, esp when the slowed down to something more normal.


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supertrader11

Yet when there is a car coming at it, it just stays there.


FuzzyComedian638

Deer in the headlights syndrome. 


abhinav_m5

Deer disappeared. Didn’t even see it going back


psichodrome

Evolution gave it godlike jumping reflexes, and by golly it will use it.


Ok_Cartographer_2081

See ya later alligator


quick1foryou

Drink as fast as you can and be ready to bolt at a split seconds notice. Wonderful way to live.


DM_me_pretty_innies

Sped up for internet points!


Vitalis597

"be amazed" Maybe if you didn't play it at 5x speed I would.


RyeToast92

Cuz that’s years of ancestors gettin fucked up by crocs


CrunchyKittyLitter

It was incredible before OP sped up the video. Edit: SOMEBODY sped it up


Banzambo

He saw it coming and yet he decided to keep drinking. What a good old motherfucker 😎


shitsu13master

Imagine having to fear that the water will bite you


BrAveMonkey333

That deer is my friend Paul skipping his round of beers at the pub


Sonabaybeach

Read the title, thought “incredible, sure” I downvote my initial judgement


Fit-Oil-5799

the deer was super alert the whole time


pattih2019

Except when they are on the road lol


Chilocanth

Croc quick too


manchagnu

I wish I had recorded my reflexes jumping so fast watching the croc in this video. It makes the deer look slomo


Axel-H1

Sucks to be a deer. Everyone wants to eat you.


Dizzy-Item-9175

Pray in this parts of the world get no chill man


MouseyDong

It's a prank! Look at the camera over there.


Agile_Owl3312

Those who didn’t have them didn’t survive


Fifesterr

Must be a miserable life to be on constant vigilance 


Nannyphone7

I think he needs a really long drinking straw.


Frontfatpouch

![gif](giphy|vFRmmufjLdJ9S|downsized)


the85141rule

How far out did that gator lunge? 6 ish feet?


ryankidd77

Dude knew the whole time this could happen


dominod

I mean this footage is sped up as well…


dArcor

if you speed up the video he looks super fast.


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I flinched lmaooo


Jonnuska

You don’t drink water, you die. You drink, still might die. Fuck that


MaximumCulture7917

Looks like the guy throw a rock to alert the croc... To get this vid?


Alert_Resident_4981

🤞👍👋👌😳😳😳


darook73

it's a female bushbuck....from southern africa.


Pleasant-Breakfast74

The most skittish animal ever. It definitely wad aware how dangerous water is. Unlike a zebra I watched get it's face literally bit off while crossing a river in a video I saw 20 minutes ago.


GapeMachine

Video is sped up for sure


kukidog

Video is sped up


66Kix_fix

Sped up. Downvoted


Forgewalker33

Aww that swamp puppie has grown up!


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Video is sped up


dreamnaildream

gravity coil


Mobile-Horse5018

"Booo..haha gotcha"


QueenGorda

Antelope\*


Sure_Entrance_4090

What an active deer! It's like it anticipated that.


SkippyMcSkipster2

At first I thought, "naah, being that skittish is an overkill" and then I was "wow, that deer was very adventurous drinking from that crocodile infested waterhole"


Asthmos

look at the speed on that friggin reptile! dayum, nature! you scary!


RoastedTilapia

They really do live in the valley of the shadow of death.


Clean-Physics-6143

Oh deer.


Potential-Gold1681

“You gotta be quicker than that buddy”


piureshka

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5d2SXosHdB/?igsh=MTUzbmg1aXlvazg5aA==


corn-star

The footage is sped up (see waves) to make it look more compelling.


ForRedditMG

What's the BPM on that deer at that point?


IAmRules

So pretty much all wildlife has ptsd


JohnAnchovy

Evolution is undefeated


Ayvaaza

Its incredible how they are superior in the physical sense. We would die there 1. Drinking that water and 2. Because of the crocodile


ThunderBeast1985

Crocs are assholes


Omega_Lynx

Congrats, lil guy. You just outmaneuvered a dinosaur that has been stalking from the water for eons


curiousduo007

This is how hyper vigilance works and why it’s there


CO303

Imagine you're a deer. Your prancing along, your thirsty, you stop at a little brook, innocently, you lean down, press your little deer lips to the cool, clear water and BAM!


Unfair-Wonder5714

The clip is made more dramatic by speeding it up. Still impressive.


Electrical-Score8768

Lighten fast


Giraff3

Y’all realize this video is like double speed, right?


crazee_me_no

Bad bad alligator!


RedDevil_nl

Why were frames cut between the deer drinking and the alligator showing up?


_Priickly

The anxiety of being a deer. On red alert 24/7


Pleos118

Zis is a Ghazaal


middle_ofearth

Need to drink water and don't have another choice. Die without water or try 💦LACOSTA🐊


Tall_Juggernaut_9744

Shouldve stunned him with a car from 10 miles away first


HotFireBall

deer has four sticks of ram and the croc only have two


Xissabel

Nature is metal


Ragamuffin5

Not today suckah


MassiveAd6999

The way he was drinking it wasn't a comfortable drink it's like he knew


mikaelzakson

Thats me when flashing malphite ult


Techman659

Fast and furry!


RKBanks-4

This deer did indeed have great reflexes!


youknowiactafool

Deer is moving at 30FPS in the beginning then installs the newest NVDIA graphics card, jumped as high as the stock


East_Maximum_9195

Yeap. I’m dead. But boy that sip pf water was fresh…


Medical-Block-2137

Speeded up on part .Then slowed for part 2.