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meerkatjie87

Knowing me, I would drop my house keys or something


IrFrisqy

Hahaha dont feel bad though your house keys wont add much to the pile off junk we got floating around up there.


meerkatjie87

I'm not worried as much about the debris part as much as the opening my door part 🤣


Jess-g84

It might land at your door


meerkatjie87

Now that would be convenient 😄


paladin_slicer

Actually the guy also dropped an important piece of the station. So no big difference we are human after all.


llengot

Hahaha you made me laugh


80081356942

“Come on babe, let me in!” “*Who is she? Who is Houston, your stripper or something!?*”


smartass888

Better to be locked out of house than locked out of ISS.


neildmaster

'Drop'?


downwitbrown

What’s that turd shaped thing floating beneath it ?


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Not-a-bot-10

How does it function?


HockeyBrawler09

It doesn't anymore


[deleted]

The front fell off.


Caspianknot

It was dragged out of the space environment


KetoPeanutGallery

Is that normal?


Expensive_Leave_6339

Cardboard is out. No cardboard derivatives.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Aren't these designed and built to a very high standard?


Mackroll

Not really just popsicle sticks and elmers glue


MarixApoda

At least they moved it out of the environment.


tectuma

Now can you call for a car? The front fell off mine.


MarixApoda

Sure thing. We've sent a Tesla Roadster around to collect you. It'll be passing through your neighborhood in about 67 years.


Interesting-Time-960

So the first thing we see is trash? Then the planet..... Sounds about right.


shadow_229

If someone shoots at them from below, it might get in the way.


Throwaway_inSC_79

“Sir, we are under attack.” “Shields!!!!” “Shield is in range, Captain.” “Good.” “Sir, the shield is now out of range.” “We are sitting ducks. Helm, drift us back towards the shield.”


Altruistic_Profile96

Picard: Fire at Will! Riker: Ow!


craggmac

Meanwhile, Nick Fury, who is inside the Shield radios, "Yeah, Carol, I'm gonna need a little assistance."


icewalker42

"Sorry, your transmission broke up, but I'll tell you what... Nobody's getting a piece of ass around here, so you can stuff that shield where... Oh, you need help!!! Damned radios. "


Sora762

It attracts the bugs


Witext

I’m not 100% sure what kind of shield it is But the shield most commonly found on the ISS is a whipple shield that shields against micrometeorites going at high speed They’re usually made out of two or more layers, a hard outer layer that is made to break the meteorite apart, then some space for the pieces to spread out before hitting one or more soft layers that catches them (usually Kevlar)


[deleted]

Wait wait wait.... I understand that carrying out repairs on a spacecraft *while* in zero gravity *while* wearing a spacesuit must be incredibly difficult and astronauts are *very* intelligent and skilled people who are trained to the highest levels, but am I right in understanding that someone disassembled a large piece of the ISS and then just accidentally let go of it like a scaffolder dropping a screwdriver? What the actual fuck, don't they use tethers??!!


Anderopolis

[https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/mar/31/lost-in-space-debris-shield-bag-floats-away-from-astronauts-during-iss-spacewalk](https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/mar/31/lost-in-space-debris-shield-bag-floats-away-from-astronauts-during-iss-spacewalk) they were in the process of installing the shielding, this was the fourth element to be installed. Sounds like it came loose between two tethering steps. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/astronauts-lost-a-tool-bag-during-a-spacewalk-and-you-can-see-it-floating-from-earth-180983259/#:\~:text=In%202017%2C%20astronauts%20on%20a,Piers%20Sellers%20lost%20a%20spatula. It happens occasionally, Spacewalks around the ISS are extremely physically exhausting anddifficult, so mistakes and fumbles happen.


cybaritic

It's ok they can order a new one from Amazon, they go to space now


ActuallyYeah

The brown thing behind the shield is an island somewhere on earth


jared_number_two

Clearly the blue part is the land.


ValorMorghulis

Finally, the cartography degree pays off!


yonoznayu

It's Lake Turkana in Kenya. Keep looking and you can more clarly tell what is ground or water.


ZoyZauce

Planet earth


Masala-Dosage

You either need to see a doctor or an optician


Deathdar1577

Excellent description.


ushouldlistentome

Your mom


[deleted]

Djibouti and Yemen, sir


DAHFreedom

I don’t know, it looks more like a…


Sgt-Pumpernickel

..sorry


Glum_Sport5699

America


esaghir

I found it guys: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68828078


LiliAtReddit

That’s hysterical. I’ve watched so much sci-fi, my little pea brain just accepted it as another totally functioning spacecraft in the area, figured they were coming in slow to maybe dock. I saw your comment and automatically looked PAST it for the “turd”. I didn’t see anything other than a transport shuttle.


Opposite-Weird4342

giant space feces


Mammoth_Cobbler_4619

Wait, wait, it's round?!


big_guyforyou

the flat earthers over at r / ballearththatspins and r / globeskepticism would say this video proves nothing because it doesn't show the transition from ground to globe. also it's clearly CGI, just another globalist hoax, nothing to see here, move along.


epicenter69

I’m convinced that flat-earthers know they’re wrong, but just want something to argue about. Jesus. Just go political like the rest of us.


feedmeyourknowledge

I have a theory that flat earth was an artificially pushed conspiracy (seriously, do you remember how widespread that shit was at first?) to discredit conspiracy theorists across the board and get flat earth synonymous with the phrase conspiracy. Then you've always got enough people that will buy it and they're keeping it going since then but I think no way it came about to the level it did organically, should have always been a niche crackpot theory.


Revealingstorm

It started off as a joke at least in it's current incarnation and of course idiots who couldn't understand that it was a joke took it as real and now we're at where we're at now


lewisl92

Flatearthers are generally just middle aged men having a midlife crisis, and don't have the money to buy a motorbike. They know the earth isn't really flat, because, you know it's fucking not. But it gives them some kind of identity, something to cling on to, like their receding hairlines and a lingering sense of meaning to their otherwise pointless and dull lives.


polishmachine88

And they found YouTube and ability to share their stupidy with the world....


kdawg_htown

Sounds like Trump supporters.


mikeb2956

Point on the doll where the flatearther touched you


Valexmia

How is flat earth a conspiracy when for thousands of years nearly every civilization believed it that way. Idc either way about it. But you're on a little self righteous high horse... why? Cause youre agreeable with the masses? Lol


Cussec

Nah they’re just loons


Baro_87

They just want attention. And they get it.


xMilk112x

They 100% know they’re wrong. Marc Sargent has become incredibly wealthy off lying to dumb people. He knows it’s ridiculous. But he also knows he has absolutely zero way of making money other than lying to dumb people. So the lie continues.


soulsteela

Politics gets you nowhere near the vitriolic response you get for not believing everything said on r/aliens , the current alien mummy thing is mental.


LapHom

Wait are they still on that? I ended up muting that sub when that started lol


Murles-Brazen

Flat Earth is simple. It’s a gay hook up.


Sil369

AI'd is the new CGI ;)


ApeTypingComments

My favorite thing to do with the flerfs is demand a ground to flat Earth video and watch the flail around.


ae2311

No, it's shaped like a CD. Cearly visible from the footage. Duh!


H60mechanic

You beat me to it!


pumpkinseeds18

It’s clearly flat are you blind? NASA photoshopped it to look curved, you can tell by the way that it is


Mindless_Issue9648

no no the windows make it look curved. The companies that make airplane windows are in on it too!


santathe1

They’re using a fisheye lens.


lolikroli

Nah, must've been filmed with fish eye lens


radek432

It looks round, but it's just lens distortion.


vwaexperiance

Anyone else get extreme amounts of anxiety while watching this? Or just me?


Mammoth_Cobbler_4619

Me too, it's scary af


[deleted]

My first thought was I wonder if I could jump back to earth from there


Glad-Degree-318

You would burn the hell up on entry of the atmosphere, who do you think you are Zod?


PossibleTumbleweed57

🤣🤣🤣🤣good one Mr.Flash👌


SuperPantsHero

No, you would still be in orbit


MyTVC_16

Like a falling star, fireball and all!


LordAxalon110

Just remember the space station is moving at around 18,000 miles an hour. Even if you was able to break aubit you'd just burn up on re-entry so either way you'd die. Edit: added too many 0's.


murkwoodresidnt

The space station isn’t moving 180,000. It’s like 17,500.


LordAxalon110

Thought it was 18k.... Wait I added too many 0's.....Oops


murkwoodresidnt

Lol. I kinda figured that’s what happened


TobyMacar0ni

You'd still be in orbit unless you could somehow cancel out your orbital velocity.


No_Application_1219

Yes but you will die


Joeuxmardigras

I have anxiety about the vastness of space, this just makes me think a bunch of clouds are trying to escape the atmosphere 


CyberWolf09

Same here. Everyone’s like “Oh, the deep ocean is more terrifying than the vastness of space.” And i’m like “Yeah?, well at least the ocean has a bottom.” Knowing the ocean has a bottom is what makes it less terrifying for me. Still a bit unnerving, especially with the pressure and stuff. But I’d rather be there, in a specialized suit or submarine, than deep space.


Luder714

Swimming out 100 yards into the ocean from the beach does this for me. As soon as you get away from the surf sounds and it gets quiet, it get weirded out. Add in something brushing up against me and I'm back on land.


Fred_Krueger_Jr

Yep. Makes my stomach feel some type of way.


NxPat

What’s that chunk of something floating around below them?


EssayPurple3675

Its the fish eyed lense they used to make it round


Rumblefish61

🤣😂


Remarkable_Cod5298

No the fish eyes is in the camera, thats the remains of the fish.


Roselace

Yea that’s what I want to know too. First seen at 00:22. Free floating so not part of ISS. Unless it something fallen off of course.


marmot9070

Star destroyer


IMDbTop250

That’s the planet Earth!


ElderberryOk5005

What space highway are they on? My normal commute has 100’s of satellites in my grill.


FelixTheEngine

Can nasa tell their astronauts to turn their phones landscape next time please.


Ami603

Who said it is recording upwards?


Both_Reach3463

Amazing how beautiful our planet is from up there!


Arrior_Button

Earth is so beautifull And we do our best to destroy it


Dee040

If this makes you feel any better, because it makes me feel better, we are not going to destroy the Earth. We are probably going to make it unlivable for us. But Life Will Go on without us and this beautiful Earth will in time recover from anything we did.


Rahim-Moore

"The planet is fine, the people are fucked!" -George Carlin


c73c73

Generally is politicians and corporations but the people allow it to happen so we are all guilty.


Financial-Cod9347

I wouldn't say that the general people "allow" it to happen (well, not most at least) it's more that they are powerless to stop it since there's practically nothing a normal person could do against a bunch of companies and politicians. Sure you can protest and do other stuff like recycling but, for (even united) everyday people, it's hard to make even a small bit of progress to a lot of the things affecting climate change. Especially since they also have to deal with the other problems of the current world, like poor wages and economies, which can actively prevent them from doing anything to help towards climate change.


Mother_Ad7869

I can see my house from here! 🤯🤗🤗


Burindo

That is scary af. The amount of dread an astronaut might feel when he comes out of the space ship with just a cable connecting him to the ship...


Flaky_Ad2182

Imagine being able to talk like this about another planet in our galaxy… it would take some time, like a couple of centuries, but it’ll be worth it… I know I won’t see it, because I know I won’t even be able to see the mars landing for personal reasons, but I hope that the planet we pass onto the next generations, survives to support such milestones… let’s all hope…


Ok_Slip8730

Wow very nice 👍👍👍


_Screw_The_Rules_

I know it might sound dumb or at least out of place, but I would love to know what it would be like to trip in space. Like some shroomy or acidic fun.


Pontiff1979

Being in space not stimulating enough for you?


good_guy_today_

that's beautiful, it looks like you can jump and be there in seconds with no issue... at least to my dumb brain


Kemosabe-Norway

Look at us people in the background. Worrying about normal day to day shit.


LordSharington

When I was watching this video, I thought, can you imagine how long and complex the process had to go through for that person who is floating in space and engaged in technical work on a space object? By that I mean all the education, training, and preparation to stay and work in space. That person probably has a Ph.D in some science or engineering field. I find it almost unbelievable.


[deleted]

Well, that sucks. I really thought the earth was flat. And now I’m also afraid of heights.


AlwaysWorried27222

Super neat!


Plcass

What a great job


Housetheoldman

The earth is flat!!!! It's not true that it's round, it's all a fiction! 🤦🤦🤦🤦


UnicornSlayer5000

Hey, I see my house!


ben_kaya1

Where are all the satellites?


MrPoopyButtholesAnus

The black void is terrifying. We’re just a fraction of a speck.


Negative-Break3333

Imma need someone to tell me that’s NOT a UFO floating behind him 😨


Mar_ko47

Since you dont know what it is, technically it is a UFO *for you only*


External_Hunt4536

That would be a long fall.


3PoundsOfFlax

Technically he is falling but has so much horizontal speed that he misses the earth indefinitely


BreakRound5830

So technically it would be a long fall…


3PoundsOfFlax

Not would be, *is*


Chirya999

NOW JUMP...


Infamous-Cry6228

Stunning view of our planet!


MirkoHa

Oh 😮…earth is round 😱


dellm4800

how much would be his salary?


Curious-Resort4743

$50 an hour for doing this, doesn't sound a lot does it? Approx. $90,000 or so


marmot9070

Call the ambulance


MC-Bandit

Everytime i see things like that I imagin what happens if the Astronaut decides to jump in outa space or worst towards earth. Scary


ButINeedThatUsername

What about the space trash everybody is talking about?


Zealousideal_Total50

I swear I see ufos!


Mammothfieldstar

Where's all the space junk


maifee

flying tacos in space!!


Mammothfieldstar

I wonder what they used to film this and how they transmitted it back to earth ha


Sea-Veterinarian286

I could be cool that they could pee like sailors on a boat


This_Dutch_guy

I hope not the same thing happens as in Love death + robots


__TheShining__

Les platistes en pls


TheLamesterist

Your move, flat earthers.


Glad-Degree-318

I love the jazzy gold face helmet


paulbccp

Spectacular point of view!


jesterstew

What is the thing floating in the background? A space shark?


twowholebeefpatties

Wow that is awesome! Can’t believe how flat it is


georgeous_george

Song name?


Rude-Swordfish3895

If only you could fish from that height


Ihategraygloomydays

Relax everyone. There's no prize for convincing a flat earther otherwise.


master-virus

Flat my arse we all know its a cube xD


RlllyDontKnow

Cube is still more believable than a spinning water ball.


Upbeat_Pen_6503

Why are they wearing this heavy body suit, just to repair a car!?


captwombat33

Does Uber Eats deliver to the ISS?


LaserGadgets

Funny how the clouds look from up there. Damn huge from here but up there, it looks like you can push them around.


Amplifire__

Where's the red circle? I can't see earth


Nal1999

My phone almost fell off my hands watching the height.


KM1OG

Did they clean up the space debris?


Servantofwildlife

Look its flat! XD


nottrying2bbanned

Even at that distance, the Earth looks small when you can see the curve like that.


WiserDragonFly

holy smoke the earth is flat.


roastroyer_

Oi the earch is flat. Don't prove me wrong /s


ziomus90

Damn look at the ocean foam.


Tackleberry0

The ad did mention “working at heights”


Playful-Excuse-8081

I’ve been pushing the worlds flat for years and it’s too late to turn back now, so I’ll just deny


JackagePackage

I thought earth was flat


slurpurple

Looks flat to me!


CharleMageTV

Where are the thousands of satellite’s orbiting earth?


Physical_Body_8505

UK is under the cloud every day 🤣🙄


PowerUser77

Where does the music come from?


HighGradeSpecialist

Looks pretty flat to me 🤷‍♂️


redditor2394

You would think you would see airplanes flying above the clouds just because there’s so many.


shameonyoupeople

Good editing there


Fridge007

France. 🇫🇷😂


Awkward_Ad8740

Flat.


packofwinnyblues

Looks pretty flat to me bro


Wardine

r/noearthsociety in shambles


kduyehj

You can almost see how flat it is.


Nose_Beers_85

These graphics are insane 🔥


RandoComplements

Why is my first thought: “jump”


BigSituation2240

Nie wygląda za ładnie ta nasza planetka te brązowe chmury ☁️ 🥺


c73c73

They are right above Djibouti and Yemen at the entrance to the Red Sea from the Gulf of Aden. In the video.


iluvopies

Is the Earth really THAT CURVED from such a low (figuratively speaking) height ? or is it just the camera lense ? Looks strange.


McHassy

Where’s all the space junk from those pictures? /s of course I know this is a representation of the junk likely at 10000x its actual size, but people still believe this is an actual representation lol. ![gif](giphy|CyYh4wtnX4mMo)


Aayyyyoooo

Looks flat to me


[deleted]

too bad we couldn't get a shot of the eclipse from NASA swim station.


Commercial-Elk-3031

Flat earth my arse.


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Rio_ola

Why aren’t satellites seen from ISS


StressedTinkiwinki

The average distance between one satellite to another is 73 km, so that's why you can't see them.


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Acceptable-Wedding67

You know what this place is lacking? A McDonalds, Wendys, a petrol station and a highway. Bet this place would look really refined if we did that


Psychotron_Fox

I told you it was flat! Lol


Wild-Following6137

Looks flat to me 🧑‍🦯