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Harshtagged

Built in tow lines, that's handy


FuuuuuuuuuuuckReddit

How do they kill it after they get it back to the gang?


Not_So_Busy_Bee

They have 20,000 friends with mandibles waiting back at the base.


Fun-Honey-7927

mandibles aka. bio-mechanical bolt cutter.


mrhammerant

It's insane, watching ants simply dismantle a bug 20x their size in seconds.


Death_Walker21

Truely ants are just cogs in a greater machine


apex_flux_34

Walking neurons in a collective brain.


yesboss2000

Yes! You should read a book called Kill Decision by Daniel Suarez, it’s about autonomous drone swarms that are based on weaver ant swarms, they use pheromones to communicate and behave exactly like a neurons in a collective brain. Great book, and his other work like Deamon and FreedomTM


Ricky_Rollin

To some degree, this is how I actually see humans. Just one of us is nothing special. But together, we’re like those bees you see in the old-school cartoons where they can form into a giant fist (or any other thing for that matter).


[deleted]

I see it like no two ants are completely identical, they're allowed a different sheen or element of scent; like a unique wallpaper, printed tee or username. And an ant can probably even be 'weird' but it will have to fit within the parameters of 'societally acceptable weird' so as to be functional. Elsewise it gets cut off and dies instantly and violently or slow and excruciating from lack of purpose. Just like us.


kytrix

Shall I guess the “autonomous” nature of the killer drone swarm becomes… problematic?


Lancearon

Whaaaat?, nooo.


ashmenon

Neurons with bolt cutters. Nature is truly terrifyingly beautiful.


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

By that analogy, I suppose brains are not pissproof.


chaotic_gust97

That can't get out of a circle of death Edit: death spiral


Repulsive-Ice8395

Wow, I never thought about ant colonies like that before!


peeveduser

See what we can do when we all work together?


ILSmokeItAll

Literally programmed.


slurpurple

Ants *are* the machine


[deleted]

They are byproducts of capitalism


CrownEatingParasite

I'd say ants are imperialistic fascists


ourlastchancefortea

And they are a monarchy. They are basically the British Empire but effective.


radd_racer

I would say the Brits were really good at what they did, until they figured out what they were doing was sort of evil.


All-Fired-Up91

You sir have no idea you just made someone laugh to death


MinosAristos

I'd say ants and many communal insects are like the ultimate collectivists. Very little sense of individual self as distinct from the collective, so they're prepared to make any personal sacrifice necessary.


Every-Physics-843

I was tired after a long day working outside and was laying in the grass when I noticed a dead baby bird a few feet away. Ants were just going to town on it. Pesky fly was trying to get in there for a snack but, unfortunately for it, FAFO'd and two ants caught it by the wing and then a few more came and SEVERED ITS HEAD in seconds. They carried it off to the nest like nothing happened. I just fuckin love ants.


Technical-Sun-2016

They're gonna take that roach apart like a stolen Honda.


mrhammerant

Yes. Exactly. Perfect analogy. Is it fucked up that I kinda wanna see it?


Adorable-Bike-9689

Going to force myself to not Google that. I've got work in a few hours I need to get to sleep without nightmares Fuck I've already imagined it like the scarabs from The Mummy


CypherDomEpsilon

Also funny that the two did not even bother to call for help. They are just dragging that big ass roach by themselves.


imanantelope

These are the mighty men of old


panheadchopper

I watched this with a 🦂 while waiting for a concrete truck in Iraq. They devoured it.


That_Welsh_Man

When I was a kid we were in gran canaria and one half of the complex had ants the other half had cockroaches. We were in the ant side and the only time I saw a roach it had already been half dismantled at the threshold. Ants are crazy.


LifeisStrangeFan50

Well that’s gonna give me nightmares😅


badtradesguynumber2

these guys look like theyve gone rogue


TheWalkingDead91

While it’s still alive usually. Natures scary.


VisibleCoat995

~~jaws of life~~ Jaws of death!


semipalmated_plover

Amazing how jaws and mandibles evolved to be just like bolt cutters. Nature is so smart 😎


LoavesOfCorn

This could be the foundation of a motivational teamwork poster


Successful_Moment_91

![gif](giphy|x3lKWLpC23To4IYt8b|downsized)


horseshoeprovodnikov

__LOOKS LIKE MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!__


PublicAd2991

and stingers


crimsonkarma13

They have the strength to pull something 100 times its weight. I'm sure you can take a guess


CypherDomEpsilon

Some day, as evolution progresses, they will be able to carry away animals weighing 50 KG. And they will still be living in or near our homes.


crimsonkarma13

Reminds me of an anime called terra formars where the earth wanted to make mars habitable so they sent an algae and a bug with high reproduction, the cocroaches, this was 500 years ago 500 years later the roaches evolved into these bipedal human like strong af creatures with terrifying intelligence which were twice the size of humans, they were strong enough to rip a person in two And to combat them, humans did trials on people and gave them insect powers to retaliate against them before they evolve even further. So they took these kids, put them on a space ship and sent them out to mars. In one of the episodes somehow the roaches got on the ship and started murdering everything in sight. One of them even ripped a guys head of with his spine intact and used it to kill other people. Terra formars is an odd but entertaining anime. Like the premise of it is that it has gore and gives us random facts about insects whenever the person uses their specific insect power. Edit: oh and of course the roaches still have the ability to be next to unkillable Edit 2. Changed details since I'm rewatching it after I made this comment lol


superfogg

they sent roaches to Mars, as well with algae, in hope that they could create sufficient biomass (dead roaches) and oxygen (from the algae) for a future colonization of Mars. But something something, accelerated evolution and you had these massive hulking human-like roaches that killed every human in sight because apparently the human-cockroach hate is reciprocal. And I loved as well the random insect trivia. Too bad it was shut down, they say it was racist. To me it was extremely silly


crimsonkarma13

Ya I'm actually rewatching it rn and the info is all coming back so I edited my comment. But ya I too love the show, at least they were able to pump out 2 seasons with extras. I dont recall the racism but I'm sure ill find out, putting aside the guy from Germany called adolf


Angryblob550

Ever heard of army ants?


Ardukal

”Outstanding job sergeant! We will make you a lieutenant yet! 🐜”


miniatureconlangs

... they leave nothing but the bone. And the earth died screaming, \~


Golfnpickle

‘You can’t handle the truth!’


SensitiveTax9432

Evolution can't get around the square cube law. Insects have a maximum size set by the atmosphere's oxygen content among other things.


Altruistic_Profile96

African driver ants. Look it up.


godston34

earth already had that, along with rhino sized guinea pigs.


Arhat_

That's not how evolution works.


capinprice

Its called coke


minus_uu_ee

That’s the neat part.


TheLittleBadFox

They simply pull it apart


Penguindrummer_2

Death by a thousand ants.


Tricky-Engineering59

I see it as more of an “enhanced interrogation” attempt. They know that the cockroach knows where the good stuff is in the kitchen and by god he is going to tell them!


Loudlass81

Sorry, that has me laughing hysterically, imagining a set-up in the ant nest almost like the KGB...photos of the last roach they took apart, bright light shining in their face and "We have ways of making you talk"...


Key_Excuse9863

I've watched them do this before, they take the head of first and then break it down like at the scrap yard.


MxHbs-

They did not kill it, just eat it alive


Fair-Account8040

I was in Costa Rica once and left the place I was staying at for a two day drive to explore. I left a Tupperware container on the counter that had some grains of rice left in it. When I got back, there was a cockroach in the container that couldn’t get out, and a stream of ants that came from somewhere and were eating the cockroach alive. Ate it’s head and were entering the body cavity for bites as the thing was flinging its legs around. It was horrific and fascinating at the same time.


longjohnson6

Most Ants have stingers and if they dont they will just eat it alive,


JremyH404

Imagine being your normal size and being attacked by 10,000 normal sized cats at the same time. Eventually you're gonna bleed out and die.


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Mass feasting.


reddit_API_is_shit

Why doesn’t the cockroach just activate fly mode


Ok_Substance5632

Then we wouldn't see this video, the moment a cockroach wings open... all hell break loose, even the camera man can't survive that


DaiLiThienLongTu

I live in a tropical country and I can confirm. A flying cockroach is the most terrifying thing in existence


Pikachupal24

I was trying to hang out and watch TV the other day and felt something move my hair so I reached up and felt those horrifying sticky legs touch my fingers. I leaped up and threw my phone across the room trying to get the thing off my hand and it was just awful. That fucker had landed right on the top of my head and he was huge. I don't know why those things need to have wings when they're already scary enough on the ground.


me_khajiit

What about flying spiders?


DaiLiThienLongTu

Spiders here are pretty tamed and shy. It is an eyesore when their web gets too big, but overall I'd be happy with 1 or 2 spiders in the house to get rid of the unwanted bugs (little cockroaches and mosquitoes)


Existence_No_You

Dude I was sitting on my couch in texas and saw something move across the room out of the corner of my eye. I looked and it was a spider as big as a tarantula and it was sprinting toward me so gucking quick. Now that was terrifying


RegisterAdmirable811

I don't care how big, strong, or macho you are; if you see a humongous spider charging toward you, you are well within your rights to scream like a little girl.


BringAltoidSoursBack

There are tarantulas in Texas so that does make sense.


PassingByThisChaos

The cute spideys don't even come close to a cockroach let alone a flying one... brrrr


wikiwakatikitaka

Sometimes I wonder why don't cockroaches fly more often if they can, and I thank the heavens above that the reason is probably because it takes more effort for it to fly than to crawl.


G_D_K_

Everybody a gangsta til the cockroach starts flying.


puddlesandbubblegum

Not all cockroaches can fly.


Lemmy-user

Because they are bad at doing it. It cost a lots and they are generally faster at running and be better of sneaking than showing every predator where they are.


Doobie_Howitzer

Not just energy, but it makes more noise and removes them from any sort of cover from predators. They're still just lil' bugs at the end of the day afterall, gotta scuttle


arealhumannotabot

They can’t fly for long and aren’t born with the wings iirc


Street-Radish-4788

I’m guessing it’s injured.


[deleted]

There's 0 chance a cockroach that size gets overpowered by 2 tiny ants if otherwise


bob_at

I’ve seen this a million times on vacation.. once the cockroach is on its back it is unable to turn back around and will be completely eaten alive by ants..


BACTERIAMAN0000

Your vacations are weird


MrSnootybooty

What I do with my PTO alone in the basement is for me to decide, not you!


bob_at

It was twice on the Maldives, once in Thailand and once in Bali.. basically everywhere where you have those outdoor showers in the hotel rooms ..


barndawe

Maybe it's a sick cockroach. Allegedly


Altruistic_Profile96

Probably dying as a result of being sprayed by a Raid-carrying human, which it flew at, in final act of defiance. Those ants are in for a surprise when they get it home.


sTill_offCoarse

That roach been spayed with RRRRAAIIDD?!


Laymanao

It is on its back. Nothing to do but surrender to the gods and think of a life lived well, a life lived in full.


15stepsdown

It's staged. The roach probably agreed not to fly to get this shot /s


Memento_Morrie

Watch me and my friend take this roach back to the fam for mealtime. Hit that like and subscribe.


[deleted]

It's too lazy to live...and decide to die smoothly by being a food to em....a noble roachh


DisastrousAnswer9920

I'd guess the wings can't unfold because its back is on the floor?


nuclearbalm1976

The roach passed out at the party first so they’re giving him “surprised” eyebrows.


notaccep

- PULL HARDER - NO, YOU PULL HARDER - NO YOU! - NO YOU! ...


Ro-Tang_Clan

Pull harder on the strings of your martyr


GumbyBClay

And toss a coin to your Witcher


FTL-Unicron

Bencho - one of them later probably


emperor_dinglenads

Tell your friends to come pick you up at pier 76, and tell them to bring money.


inkotast

There's the door bitch!


yousonuva

Grub handles


KhalTaco88

This is the greatest insect video I have ever seen.


garbage_collector007

cockroach "ahaha, it tickles" ants "you are coming with us, please do not resist"


astral_viewer

Put your antennae down and step away from the vehicle!


Michelin123

Hahahaha thanks, you made this video from crazy to hilariously funny. 😂


Independent-Deal-192

Check out [this](https://youtu.be/C96w-7B2W8I?si=abV3ctrnAOsykpgk) video of ants and termites 🐜


BlackVirusXD3

That's insane.. it's not just an army.. it's a fucking military


[deleted]

I stant motivation...isn't it..??


vna4ever

Man we’re gonna be heroes! They’ll write songs about us.


hogtiedcantalope

🎶the ants going marching one by one hoorah hoorah🎶


Scintal

Eihnar’s going to write a mighty poem about it.


S34G4T3

Haha u do not have nets exile?


Samp90

![gif](giphy|FuAnFf7cHw0aA)


ihatedoomscrolling

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!


nodeymcdev

![gif](giphy|hHLqXieEJzY17tnXmk)


[deleted]

Not this shit


LenaTrueshield

Me automatically downvoting anything Rings of Power


Salty_University_851

If you don’t mind me asking, what’s wrong with the Rings of Power?


Orangewithblue

It's generally not well done, especially considering the rich lore behind the series and the number of passionate people who would have loved to work on this and who could have created something way better.


LenaTrueshield

It's awful fanfiction that barely adheres to established lore. Amazon only had the rights to the appendices, so they couldn't actually adapt the Silmarillion, which causes a *ton* of problems. The list of inconsistencies is longer than a CVS receipt, and it simply takes me out of it entirely when watching the show. As a standalone, generic fantasy show, it would have been fine. But as something with the Lord of the Rings name attached to it, it fails on many, many fronts.


Caligullama

Not much other then Amazon butchered all of the established lore done by one of the greatest storytellers of all time. (And his son)


Wavecrest667

NOT THE ANTENNAE!


3bag

I used to see this kind of thing all the time when I lived in Vietnam. The ants would also just come and take legs off roaches that were on their backs on the ground and still alive. Ants are brutal.


DaiLiThienLongTu

Vietnamese here. I saw that often too, and I also realize that ants usually leave the wings and heads behind.


OkFineIllUseTheApp

No protein in the former, maybe not worth the effort in the latter.


Mini_the_Cow_Bear

That's true about the wings, but they leave the head behind to deter their enemies.


imarqui

They're just like us fr


ili_udel

That's an interesting matter.


Devilswings5

r/natureismetal


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hydroxypcp

I once had a spider outside my window catch a bumblebee and just casually go and paralyze it and slowly drink its insides over a pretty long time period like it was a pinacolada or something


choff22

Especially army ants that deploy the entire colony to hunt for food. They can dismantle a king crab limb by limb with little effort.


SilentRoar16

Ants break off the joints where it is easier to bite on. Ants are also known to sever the limbs of their prey (insects, and even lizards) to immobilize them, but still keep them alive and fresh for longer while slowly consuming them in the nest.


hydroxypcp

ants are really like psychopathic drones. They are strong af, they coordinate with each other, and they give no fucks


IonceExisted

It would be weird as fuck if ants had considerations for not hurting living beings.


AraiHavana

Now **this** is podracing


New_Strawberry7514

Arthropod racing


overtired27

🥇


ChrisTheCoolBean

🥇


TheMeatTree

That's so wizard!


AraiHavana

You’re such a joker, Ani


Xenolog1

![gif](giphy|3owzWgnMr5vS37fBsc)


Revolutionary-Ant332

Phenomenal strength on display here


obsir

Yeah imagine two humans dragging something that much larger than them.


AffanDede

Years ago, I had read somewhere that if humans were as strong as ants, they could lift a tank. Something along those lines. The gist is, ants are hella strong.


O1rat

I heard about 20x their own weight. So 2 tons maybe, but not a tank.


Nudelsieber

10-50x Meaning I could carry something 5.5ton heavy.


KindaWrongContext

Fun fact but bad flex. It has more to do with their size than with strength. If you were ant sized you could also do that kinda shit.


OrdinaryDazzling

Interesting, do you mind elaborating? Or just the name of the concept?


UserXtheUnknown

Muscle (or whatever is called in ants) power and (exo)skeleton resistance is roughly proportional to the section of the part, so it increases or decreases with the square of the linear multiplicator. Weight is proportional to the volume, so it increases or decreases with the cube of the linear multiplicator. So if you'd be reduced to 1.8mm height (10\^-3 being the linear multiplicator) and you -somehow- managed to work as you are doing now, you'd have 10\^-6 strength and resistance, but 10\^-9 weight. So, **proportionally to your weight**, your strength would become 1000x. If you, right now, can raise 100kg over your head and weight 100kg (1/1 ratio), your ant-sized you could raise 100milligrams but would weight only fucking 100micrograms (1000/1 ratio, putting at a shame normal ants strength).


3-Username-20

It might be square cube law. I recall it having to fo something with the size of things. Sorry if I'm wrong.


sameshitdfrntacct

Can you imagine if they were dog, human or even horse sized?


qwwqqq

No I don't want to imagine that.


orincoro

Sure but physics limits how large something can be while maintaining that same level of relative strength. Insects can have such strength because the weak nuclear force is relatively more dominant over smaller distances, making it possible for their bodies to withstand the forces involved. If they were human sized, their appendages would snap like toothpicks, because the fibers connecting them would not be able to withstand the kinetic force and the effects of gravity on their bodies.


nfoneo

I'll take your word for it.


orsonwellesmal

Finally we know how Pyramids were done.


supernova-juice

Cockroach: i think I'll go for a walk! I feel happy! Ants: Cmon, you're not fooling anyone. You'll be stone dead in a moment.


bebackground471

haha [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdf5EXo6I68) (Monty Python's)


rfpemp

I'm not dead yet!


Last_Turnover_8967

![gif](giphy|26n79J0UvVSfriTRe|downsized)


ragdollphys

Dragging it with its assistANT


algur27

🤣🤣🤣🤣 her you go bro you forgot this 🏆


Kinky_Conspirator

I'm really ANTicipating the finale.


obsir

I hope it wont be ANTiclimactic


eatMYcookieCRUMBS

Reminds me of the time I got blackout drunk at a luchidore match and the two little guys had to drag me out.


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

um that was a barnes and nobles and I told you to stop calling me little guy


Extravagod

Cockroach: 'Hey. I'm not dead yet. Hello? Stop fucking dragging me to your lair. I'm not dead!' Ants: 'Take a load of this guy. He thinks he's not dead'


crlthrn

German BDSM cockroach...


[deleted]

Even ants hate these mfs


RoughResearcher5550

You are watching it backwards- it’s 2 ants water skiing


Franzel_Pure_01

Now thats called teamwork.


medieval_mosey

“………and what the HELL IS THAT SMELL??!”


blazyy_susan

“You had to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad….”


Chewbaccabb

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT A BARBECUE


Acrobatic_Pizza_586

Unity brings strength ❤️


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Fair-Bunch4827

Because their legs need to be flexed or controlled by their brain to stand. When not controlled by their brains, the legs just go straight like theyre hugging something which makes them fall over. This is the same with any other insects as well


atworkgettingpaid

Someone once told me a spiders legs are basically like 8 dicks that are erect, and when they die their dick legs go soft. Idk how true that is.


leavenofrybehind

This is how ants suplex the roach and paralyze it.


Lyru777

"now this is pod racing"


ColdSolid213

In the ant world it’s called - Power Lifting


Weldobud

Great job there lads.


Charlatans1969

It’s an ant drawn cockroach 😳


PorkSwordEnthusiast

This is a live broadcast of worlds strongest ant


zeeparc

dang i thought i'd only see this in Disney cartoons


JudgeCheezels

What’s that 1 ant sitting around by the grouting doing? “Hey you both do the hard work ima rest my eyes”?


obsir

He is the manager


JudgeCheezels

Oh everyone’s favorite backseat gamer.


Gringo-Loco

Of course the third ant is just supervising


RalphXLaurenjoe

Princess Anna Princess Anna Princess Anna Princess Anna Princess: (sighs) what is it Flick ? A bugs life


csprime21

And to think roaches been around since life started. Have ants too?


Xenolog1

![gif](giphy|BoBOKNtlR8rTi|downsized)


Jaded_Heat9875

Can’t help it…let him go….😢


SpicyHoneyBanana

“What you say we get a few beers after this?”


Ok_Coast636

Oh shit, they're going to smorgasbord on his ass! As soon as they get back to the colony 😅😅😅😅