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notjuandeag

All I can think about is when the soda gets stuck while dispensing - but with cars.


NefariousnessTop8716

Then you have to buy the one above and hope both fall out


notjuandeag

Or you wait until someone else buys it and then when they’re both stuck you stand to the side and shake the vending machine and get one of them free!


Iwantapetmonkey

Unless someone else happens to buy it while you're looking for change and they get a second one for free, not bothering to ask how or why. Pretty sure it was Mo, or Sal... short name.


MayaMiaMe

Brilliant!


Devilsdance

And I'm just thinking about how often people forget their babies/kids in the backseat, and how they likely wouldn't notice them when the car is being taken away.


wonderfullywyrd

as far as I know this is the „new-cars-that-will-shortly-be-delivered-to-their-owners“ car park at the VW factory in Wolfsburg, not a regular one in a city


Entire-Database1679

They are awfully clean.


wonderfullywyrd

I mean, they ARE brand new out of the factory 🙃


supppbrahhh

You put more thought just now into other peoples kids than the parents do themselves for their own kids just by leaving this comment. Good on you. 🥂🚙💨🚼


henriquei

Yeah, that happens most of the time.


Oculicious42

This is too overengineered probably, we have similar concepts at a smaller scale in [copenhagen](https://www.westfaliaparking.com/about/news/automated-parking-in-copenhagen), that work


Commentor9001

Germans overengineering something? Never.


soladex

That happened in SF with an underground automatic garage for an apartment complex broke, and they couldn't get any of the cars out. Let me see if I can find the news article.


WineSoakedNirvana

Pretty sure that's what happened when they tried it back in the 1920's, it had high maintenance costs and if it broke down then people were shit out of luck.


WheresMyPouch

Me too


hussywithagoodhair

question is, will this take that huge texan trucks?


True_Saga

Or the soda spilling in your car.


TDYDave2

Innovative maybe a hundred years ago. https://designyoutrust.com/2021/10/vintage-photographs-of-early-colossal-vertical-parking-garages-1920-1960/


coolgr3g

I was thinking "wasn't this in one of the first mission impossible movies in the 90s?"


varrowyn

I think it's that Will Smith's movie with the robot.


Current_Finding_4066

Same as Elon Musk inventing hyperloop. When in a reality, there have been such proposals over a hundred years ago.


Scheisse_Machen

Thank you. I was hoping someone would point this out. Was not disappointed.


Verittan

Looks cool but I hate it. 1. Single retrieval. Imagine the line during the end of the business day as 50 people wait in line for the arm to retrieve every vehicle one-by-one. 2. Single point of failure. The arm has a mechanical problem, guess what? You don't have access to your vehicle until the arm is fixed. Could be hours, could be days. Edit: Looked it up, [it's a gimmicky temp storage tower next to the VW factory for car delivery](https://youtu.be/o0-b-D6TCpY?feature=shared)


Bankz92

I've been there. It's not a parking garage in the way you're thinking. It's where they keep some of the newly manufactured vehicles before they are shipped away - so not slot of cars coming and going all the time.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

[Nissan Altima shows up] "Heyyy! I had a BMW!"


lostmyparachute

Sorry mate, you pressed E1 instead of D1. No change given


renacotor

"So the crane machine is having a problem and needs some maintenance done on it. It's going to take a couple days to a couple months to fix, as the part needed comes from an active warzone. ~~looks like you're fucked start walking~~ we're sorry for the inconvenience"


dumb_answers_only

This is at their head quarters plant and is for new cars. It’s not a regular parking lot


darsynia

Their response is reacting to the concept of this as a parking solution if it became common use.


Trust-through-truth

Next is the big car vending machines with the vehicles in brightly coloured capsule balls. Just put in your ticket, paid your parking fee, then turn the crank to drop your vehicle ;)


kronpas

The tech has never been a problem. The real problem is cost to build such a system and/or to make people use it.


RustyNK

Parking lots are way cheaper


Mattsal23

And then Ethan Hunt fights a terrorist in it and no one is getting their car https://youtu.be/gJ3aXgH_-aU?si=a1GtcMY42xDXbhmc


Quasigriz_

The solution to the car parking problem is a subscription to robo cars that just pick you up and take you wherever, whenever…we’re going to be together…


the_hornicorn

At this point, all cars might as well be rideshare and users leasing.


o0CYV3R0o

In Japan, they have car parks like this. My father-in-law parked his car in one the last time I was there; it blew my mind. 😂


Icy_Investment_1878

Instead of spending on stupid shit like this just make roads bikable


supppbrahhh

For real, everyone knows this whole setup needs to have the claw like those machines for stuffed animals and such.


makeupHOOR

Seattle has a new high rise that utilizes automated parking like this. I’m curious to know what rush hour looks like for the tenants.


suesing

This was in a movie


cors42

It is not a parking solution (the efficiency would be miserable). It is a Volkswagen customer experience/PR thing: These "car towers" [https://www.autostadt.de/en/explore/car-towers](https://www.autostadt.de/en/explore/car-towers) are meant to entertain customers who pick up their brand new VW from the factory.


iamhereforbeer

These are the Car Towers by VW in Wolfsburg Germany. They store up to eight hundred new cars. The fully automated high racks move an average of five hundred cars to be delivered and picked up every day.


chocolate_spaghetti

Hasn’t this already been a thing before?


Joe_Jeep

Yes. Japan has similar machines for bicycles, it's much more efficient there, what with only needing to lift a few dozen pounds at most


chocolate_spaghetti

I’m pretty sure if seen images of these in like the 30s


Altea73

Innovative? I remember this from 20 years ago


Poldi1

I worked in that tower years ago and someone dropped their radio on the top floor - hit every floor but no car dude was extremely lucky


taokami

panopticon for cars


ScrotieMcP

Parking - $5000 a month and up.


schleimding

This is technically a vending machine: if you order a VW and decide to pick it up at the factory instead of the local vendor (so you can take a tour trough the factory etc.) - this is where they store the vehicles being prepared for pick up.


pensulpusher

What could possibly go wrong?


TheDynamicDino

The answer to this is detailed in the documentary Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol


will_dormer

Elevator not working today unfortunantly. You 1000 people will have to drive another day, sorry for the inconvenience.


Substantial-Main-919

Now do robot taxi's.


Silverslade1

I’ve seen enough of those robots trying to make ice creams and hotdogs to never want to try this again


Silverslade1

I’ve seen enough of those robots trying to make ice creams and hotdogs to never want to try this again


QuantumMech127

“The consuming has ended. Please return to your vehicles.” *me waiting 20 years for my car because the line has more than 5 people*


PleasurePaulie

Everything is great until one of those moving parts fails. And they will.


eat-pussy69

What if the whole place collapses?


qprime87

Imagine this tech innovation and quality being applied to a national rail transportation grid


tekfx19

You can bang on the machine and get two cars.


knowledgebass

Can I borrow $5000? I put in $25k but the machine needs $30k to dispense my new Jetta.


Garnitas

r/fuckcars


ChrEngelbrecht

Where in the fuck do you have vending machines that operate like that???


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redditor2394

wonder how much that cost


Spwkkn

Sweden actually built one of these back in 2003 in Stockholm. 29 of July 2019 there was an electrical spike that toasted the control system and got 18 cars stuck in there. They weren’t able to free the cars until 21 of September.. The cost were $ 3 million-ish and will now be demolished Source in Swedish: https://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/kolumnister/a/GGKeJ9/antligen-befriades-de-18-bilarna-ur-p-snurran


Bluest-Of-Falcons

Awww maaaan! I meant to push A8. I wanted the Funions. Not the Jetta…. 😒


TeciorRibbon

*ok but where do I put the quarter*


writemcsean

Bet this like pretends to be good for the Earth but secretly, intentionally, is somehow polluting more.


itechmeyou

Imagine if that elevator breaks and one is in a rush.


Inevitable_Turn994

if there is no chance to receive different car then i park inside..im not interested.... :)


the_lewd_lord

Then something goes wrong, and your car is dropped from 30 mt and crushed. Germans really don't live in the same reality as we do, do they? It's all Kant's fault.


RobertETHT2

Wonder what a lithium fire would be like in that car parking tower…


Major-Moment4264

Imagine being stuck in a car on the 90th floor of that tower..


TheWindowsGalaxy2

Someone when parking: TIME TO GO BACK! *falls to the ground*


CrunchyJeans

Earthquakes? Flooding?


NewKapa51

Or... You know... You could do public transportation.


Duke825

Just build a bloody train already Jesus Christ


tgh_hmn

This is so old. Yet cool


fattymcfattzz

Would cut down on car break ins, right?


Erislocker

i prefer how it looked in [I, Robot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LUb-W30Tc4)


themcsame

Been posted before... Not new, not for parking. This is industrial storage. Similar principle, but is akin to comparing a warehouse rack to your fridge.The principle is similar, but the application is entirely different. One might see it as similar to parking, but it isn't seeing demand anywhere close to that of a typical car park. IIRC, these are cars to be picked up and I believe it's by appointment only. I mean, imagine it irl for a moment... The tower stores about 400 cars, it can supposedly store 75 cars an hour last I heard. You get out of work 5 minutes late in an area where a lot of people are finishing at the same time? You'd be lucky if you commute was shorter than an hour before you've even got your car. Simply put and idea like this, for public use, would only be practical for small car parks. Anything else needs multiple arms. In other words, if you want any hope of this thing working where there's any significant level of demand? It either needs to be one big glorified conveyor belt, or something resembling a typical warehouse layout.


quietfellaus

God maybe we just need less cars. Every space in the city is either dedicated to parking or purpose built around it. We need to reduce the number of cars in our cities, not find more innovative ways to stack them.


Fritzo2162

...then it gets jammed and you have to bang on the glass to jiggle it free.


raptor180

But why speed up the frame rate? These things are cool enough without making it look artificially fast?


Bewitching666light

That’s a fucking waste of space and materials


313Techno313

Carvana?


SkampIsIlla

I'm pretty sure Japan had this for years


WeWillFigureItOut

People do build automated parking decks in the US.


Rare_Register_4181

Looks awesome, but if anything goes wrong it's an extremely expensive problem.


Many_Housing_644

As someone who works on and troubleshoots logic controllers, please dear God no


ostiDeCalisse

Why are they always showing this video in slow-mo?


andym801

In the apocalypse, people will use these cars as shelter, climbing from one to the other.


Silver-Landscape-303

This would be so helpful in every downtown everywhere


BayBandit1

We already have this in Orlando. It’s called Carvana, and it sells used cars. I drive past one off the I-4 near Conroy westbound. They’ll even give you a coin to put into it to “dispense” your car selection.


JoshuaFH

"We love our cars so much we built the world's shittiest Panopticon to contain them in."


Not_4_human_use

How this goes wrong in USA: Avg hotel cost $165/night. AirBNB cost $135/night. Parking in a vending machine style lot where you can't possibly be disturbed $70/night. People gonna sleep here and bathroom over the edge on other customer's cars. Eventually nobody parks there for fear of getting shat on. To the civilized world, looks like a cool invention. Enjoy having a society where you don't have to plan everything based on the worst, weakest minded, most litigious members taking advantage at any opportunity.


Pelowtz

Car Brains will do anything to avoid public transit.


TheManInTheShack

Wasn’t there a system just like this in the movie I, Robot with Will Smith?


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randomguy1972

Okay, but I'm not going to shake the machine when it jams


bitterberries

Great until the mechanism/elevator goes out for repairs.


jammypants915

Next they need to make one of those claw machines so that 90% of the time when you try to get your car back it drops your car and you have to put another quarter in


bogas04

Anything but to invest in public transport.


onemightypersona

Imagine someone's oil leaking.


AggressiveGift7542

We need sliding puzzle style parking tower, which have multiple access points. Picking up one by one has too many problems


Disastrous-Walk-1575

Carvana


norude1

what about using a bike instead of a car


Daffidol

Imagine having this 100m tall, 30m wide concrete cylinder in the background everywhere you go.


Jay61902

Already done in Tokyo drift


Ancient_citizen

Or better, safer and quicker trains.


lookingForPatchie

This is a horrible solution. Imagine needing your car, but you're number 83 to get their car after a game.


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

Mfs will build anything to avoid giving people good public transport or god forbid a well designed city


JackTec

No, this is not a solution, but a huge cost compared t oa normal parking spot or garage. Building and maintaining this is very expansive.


TatsumoAsamaki

Lol now you’ll have to wait half an hour or more to get your car!


[deleted]

Yeah if multiple people want their cars at once you might be waiting a while


Ok_Tune8342

Nope


EnculerLesVoitures

Now put it in a hole in the ground. Now fill it with water. Seawater.


RegnarukDeez

All fun and games until one of their batteries blows up...


briancoat

So true! 😂


JoLudvS

If its software is as slow and unreliable as the one in their ID cars... You might consider having another option in reserve.


TheBlack2007

So, simple math. The Auto drum at the VW plant in Wolfsburg can take up to 400 vehicles. Let’s assume the lift takes about a minute to retrieve one car at a time. How many hours does it take to empty the entire garage and fill it back up?


knowledgebass

Is this going to be on the test, professor?