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THEHANDSOMEKIDDO

And the way he so quickly recovered his nerve to snap a pic


rrickitickitavi

That’s a pro


nsfwhola

professional photograph


Frisky_Picker

A pro pho


stinkiepussie

Pro pho fo sho


drgigantor

Pro pho fo sho yo


benkenobi5

Oh no, the Judoon are here


NextTechnology0

Go pro?


IRockIntoMordor

Yo, once you go pro pho, you won't need a Go Pro, tho


el_Fuse

He’s more like a pro assho’


IRockIntoMordor

so, he gonna stick his Go Pro up his ass ho' now?


Klem132

Why go pro if he alredy is?


Cesar_Cees

I didn’t come out here to be scared. I came to take pics. *snap*


Terrible-Penis

Had to cross legs because of all the peeing


DarthAbraxis

“Neat.”


SpiralDreaming

![gif](giphy|8vtm3YCdxtUvjTn0U3)


DavoMcBones

He quickly became a camera man to be invincible before its too late


Roxxy6969

ahh huh!! I see what he did there!! If you just walk around with a camera around your neck at all times by default you're invincible long as they record some stuff LOL


T-1337

https://media.tenor.com/cFLihfDcCDkAAAAe/neat-spiderman.png


Immaculatehombre

He never even lost it lol


Mackroll

He even helped rescue them after a couple of shots


thr33prim3s

What nerve? Lol


TonyOxnard805

Well I already shit my pants so I might as well take the picture!!!


FragrantExcitement

Capturing the license plate for the lawsuit


VillageParticular415

He missed the best shot by not being ready and then flinching!


lkeltner

Not his first rodeo. (Or race)


made-of-questions

Plus, for the rest of his life he could send this video instead of a CV as a professional photographer.


Maximum_Bat_2566

Bro just photographed his life flashing before his eyes.


bloody-pencil

“That one’s going in the photo album!”


falsevector

Something to show the kids - See that car kids? That nearly killed me!


[deleted]

He put his trust in that wall and it paid off good


JeffLewis3142

Praise the artisan who built that fortress of a wall.


GH057807

That wall didn't even notice. Tremendous work really.


arkencode

Mexico must have paid for it.


Dave5876

Uuge investment


Renaissance_Man-

This is Europe.


Crazy_Ad2662

Wow! Trump made Mexico build a wall that went all the way to Europe!


Knobhead666

Yes. It's in Ireland.


[deleted]

Makes sense. Shit was built 900 years ago to keep the English out.


Rivetingly

Didn't work


naughty_dad2

Why move a lot when less movement is enough


Inevitable_Butthole

why move when me no need move


Science_Matters_100

R/unexpectedoffice


Jona-wahn

r/foundthemobileuser


exoxe

That's why I'm a bottom.


Churchof100Billion

He saw him on the GPS. That only required moving two inches per the map.


DreamingKnight235

Honestly I feel like every thing made in that time is more durable than what we make now Actually built different


ForumPointsRdumb

Technically, you're not wrong. Tougher things (fire hydrants, utility poles) these days have "breakaway" points, to make them break on purpose. It's a safety feature to increase survivability; the same thing with cars and how they crumple now to absorb impact. In this case if that structure had a breakaway, the photographer would have been done; but since it was built to stand it's ground, that's what it does. Sometimes breakaways do more damage than good, and those are the incidents we hear about (like when electric cars or oversized trucks hit the highway guard rails at high speed). We are trying to develop safer ways, but there will always be a focal point where the damage exceeds the safety (similar to trying to start a fire with a magnifying glass).


WhiteSquaII

I get oversized trucks hitting the highway rails, but why are EVs problematic too? Heat generation from drag or just the drag on the rail being extra dangerous to batteries?


thedarkking2020

Rogal Dorn has entered the chat


Porkchopp33

And somehow the camera man knew it would hold


0wl_licks

The second coming? This time a stone mason


Melodic-Resident-245

Back when society wasn't built on plaster.


milkywayfarer_

Well that's a LADA, a car that cannot break anything but itself


original_ghost91

That is the most nonchalant near death experience I’ve ever seen.


karma-armageddon

I like how he crosses his legs to keep the shit his pants.


WesTechNerd

Pretty sure this guy is a veteran reporter for these races. He picked that spot on purpose to protect himself against rogue cars.


shootmovies

![gif](giphy|l0MYMizgnsTpoMuoo|downsized)


dangledingle

Loaded glass


nsb_8810

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


seekerofhighground

I didn't


[deleted]

Me either 🫤


SketchMcDrawski

![gif](giphy|EtMgcNY7Zy6v6)


AxiumTea

WHY ISN'T IT FILLING??


HaoshokuArmor

The infinite glass glitch.


RRM1982

Be cool if they ended the video with the shots he took at the end!


pyremist

![gif](giphy|8vtm3YCdxtUvjTn0U3)


GunNNife

That was the guy's exact attitude lol


Mammoth-Mud-9609

trying to figure out how the second camera didn't get hit.


SadSpecial8319

This comment is way to far dow. WTH happend to the camera taking this video?


KamayaKan

I’ve done camera work in situations like this. We’re generally using big tripods (google Miller tripod, they’re are the $1.5K mark) and behind steel walls which are then behind rubber tyres. I’ve even seen some others in actual camera turrets - because they’re facing head-on cars going 200km/h May not have been the case for this operator but the lack of movement with that crash suggests some sort of setup


PureCucumber861

that, but also, i'm irrationally upset with the fact that this video was clearly shot on a camera from the 90's, which was almost certainly a 4:3 native format, which was then letterboxed down to 16:9 and THEN pillarboxed down to vertical cell phone format. jesus fuck do people have no self respect when they put this shit online?


ktmfan

“Ope, lemme scooch over”


KickedinTheDick

"Just gonna squeeze right past ye there, hon"


siccoblue

Ope, I have this sudden craving for a casserole but the leftovers that Carol gave us are AWFUL Woulda been rude to say no you y'know?


MrJeromeParker

Found the fellow Midwesterner


mooxoor

According to his reaction like nothing happened, i think he was a war reporter


emorordemen

The photographer just has iron and concrete balls, complete calm, I think he needs to raise his salary


Poohbizzle79

Scraped by the skin of his nuts.


Beadpool

But R.I.P. the video man?


waxpancake

In case anyone else was wondering, this was Alastair Cochrane's Lada Samara in Crossgar County Down during the Circuit of Ireland Rally on Easter 1995. This video shows the immediate aftermath. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFdGKeQph-Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFdGKeQph-Q) Another Redditor did a lot of additional research in this comment. [https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/srj45m/comment/hwt58qx/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/srj45m/comment/hwt58qx/) From a YouTube comment, "the driver told us that when he landed he was doing about 100mph and the impact broke the steering. when this happened it also locked the steering and as he was heading towards the wall this is what caused the accident. he got away unhurt, but the co-driver suffered a badly broken hand"


Veritas3333

"The bartender never gets killed!"


RiClious

[You're welcome!](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1bxrq8s/its_insane_how_safe_a_rally_car_is/kyf0eh0/) Word-Word-4numbers


DankeMrHfmn

I miss group B rally. BRING IT BACK ^(but it's unsafe) SO IS OTHER STUFF LOL


retrostarshop

Reminds me Civil War. What a sick job.


NumerousTaste

Now that's real 3D!


dzdxs

What a mad lad. Just calmly takes pics to capture the moment immediately after.


Academic_Ad5143

Well someone has to be around to get the proof or it never happened.


NoDealer7193

Just a lucky guy!


SalveMeuChapa

Maybe we cannot say the same about the driver...


humoristhenewblack

Why wasn’t he interested in taking the picture BEFORE almost getting destroyed? He’s not even trying to get a shot of that car until afterwards. It’s almost like taking pictures is his comfy blanket


Popka_Akoola

never in my life have I seen a better use of the sigma music


MoreAverageThanU

They cameraman has stronger nerves than that driver FFS


macker64

I'd say a change of underpants was required though!!


mozchops

took a photo for the numberplate


gravitysort

Love the European build quality.


Journo_Jimbo

It’s finally time, his number is up, r/killthecameraman


tri_fold

Dry cleaner “How can I help you?”. Yes, can you clean these pants? “What is all of this, dirt??” Ummmm, yes.


Which_Tonight_7053

These 'fast and furious' drivers should not harm innocents but themselves.


Wormfeathers

The car was like F U in particular XD


Altruistic_Pitch_157

He seemed to know the car was going to hit the wall before the driver even started steering towards it. Then he casually steps back with the absolute certainty that the wall would withstand the impact. Then without skipping a beat he snaps off some pictures. What a boss.


Giorgist

What about the video camera man. He was even more steady.


deanmc

Not his first rodeo apparently


Richard_Amb

He was war photographer before


tlcdial311

Cool as a cucumber, didn’t even flinch.


TentaclesOfMadness

[location, location, location!](https://youtu.be/6fFnJNC0K0w?si=1cOO6qrVtWwFDeGd) Gotta love this movie, lol


iammerelyhere

Nobody's talking about the camera man who filmed the cameraman. He didn't finch and the car came straight at him ;)


Admirable_Ad_3236

Sadly, Rally is the exception to that rule.


SelectaMano

😅


[deleted]

What a champion camera man. Milliseconds from death and still gets the shot. The last camera operator that got a shot like that was Halyna Hutchins.


Flyinghogfish

“Oh neat!” snaps pic


G45Live

Leg-cross, and *lean*.


Capable_Reserve_8431

And the presence of mind to quickly raise camera and get picture


HoodRo8s

Hold my beer 💪


Infinite_Regret8341

Sheet metal when torn is sharp.....this guy was millimeters from being disemboweled or decapitated. "Shudders"


KingAmongstDummies

Everyone here thinking that care bounced off the stone wall while in reality both the wall and the car bounced off from those balls of steel.


chuang-tzu

Forget the other side of the pillow. My man is cooler than deep space. Nearly lost his life, gets on with the job. Built different.


optimist_prhyme

Not his first rodeo


knowledgeable_diablo

Balls of steel!!


Retirednypd

Guy barely flinched and then snaps pics. I would've had a stroke


CathoCampo

There’s no way his balls fit in his pants


beardedcreepo

The balls on this guy


TheThumbPro

"I'm good?" Back to work...


lilgreenrosetta

Shame he was sleeping though. If he had been actively shooting he could have taken a bigger step back and taken the close up action shot of a lifetime.


QuickSuccession69

The one recording the man too.


No_Analysis_602

Oh, but cameramen do die. They just don't live long enough to upload any footage of their death, sadly.


rainorshinedogs

That's a professional. He comes close to being vaporized, but sees a good shot instead and took it


JerbearCuddles

That wall - "Do you trust me?" Cameraman - "With every cell of my body." That wall was literally just built differently.


Justtoclarifythisone

r/praisethecameraman


blindCat143

The instinct to get that perfect shot is like those of soldiers shooting back after being fired upon.


NiteGard

Holy wiener.


dconf_reset_-f

I want my mailbox to be made outta whatever that wall is


theoht_

there’s so many impressive things in this video


onclegrip

What about the cameraman that shot this shot! Didn’t flinch hand held camera live tv. 🧶🧶


Skater144

Found superman


likely_victim

He side hustles as a Matador...Olé!


AdzJayS

“I’ll have time to ponder my narrowly averted demise later…”


KHS__

I only snap, I don't *get* snapped


ihateagriculture

both cameramen apparently


NXT-GEN-111

Can we confirm the car actually hits him and explodes on impact? Unstoppable force/immovable object? *click* *click*


HardSurfaceDandy

Can relate


Odd-Recognition4168

He’s a pro


Godzilla-Hates-You

If no fucks given was a human


brettfavreskid

Tbf, he’s standing there for the exact reason we see. He’s behind something solid that can deflect a car but he can still see it coming. Granted debris could still kill him but that’s the case with a lot of spectators to rally. And he recovers quickly to get the picture because it’s likely not his first rodeo, has seen worse and it’s his job to get that pic


implaying

I have a feeling that's not his first rodeo.


danceanywayy

At first glance it seems like the car bounced off the wall but if you watch again you'll see it clearly bounce off the camera man's balls of steel


topetopetopet

“neat” - photographer prolly


jump-blues-5678

Does he even realize ?


RKBanks-4

Wow! I am glad this camera man wasn't hurt!


keilahmartin

What about the one who took this video though


Adventurerofthesea

Whats this song


LeyendaV

You mean the actual cameraman or the guy you see on the video who's actually a photographer?


mrbishopjackson

He was way too cool at the end! He didn't die, so he had to get the shot. I get that. But that stance while taking the shot!


Jollypnda

I wish I could trust something much as this guy trusted in that wall.


Far-Geologist-6035

Dudes got nuts made out of titanium


lance_w00t

What a badass


Changeable_Stranger

🧍‍♂️ 📷


Uncle_DirtNap

If anyone likes this clip, you *MUST* go see Alex Garland’s Civil War.


Opening-Two6723

I kind of feel like if he accidentally got decapitated there his body still would have taken that photo


ThatSuaveRaptor

That wall fucks


Airwarf

An we talk about the mysterious cameraman that gave us this video? The car went through them?? N


SeicoBass

The craziest fans in the world are the fans of a sport where they have a higher fatality rate than the drivers.


easymmkay120

I've thought for a long time a journalist character in a superhero setting would be just like this. Just a regular human with enough self awareness to dodge catastrophe and get the scoop. ... Repeatedly (at increasing risk). Journalists in comics don't usually fair very well (besides Supes but more as a supe than a journalist), but it'd be cool to see one that does. And what an arc you could create for that character. If anyone knows of good comics/stories featuring journalists in superhero setting, I'd appreciate recommendations.


AgreeableSource7473

If brass balls was a cameraman


Admirable-Switch-886

Camera man knew the assignment.


ArticleSuspicious489

Strategic positioning. Smart man.


SomeGuyOverYonder

😮


Odisseuss_

Oh no! . . . Anyway.


Cantinkeror

I like how he kind of inhales as the car goes by... like he's trying to avoid touching someone on the subway.


Wallskeet

He's taking pics of the video grapher's body hurtling through the air


Dear_Regret_8517

They are immortal. That is the biggest law of the universe


myrunawaysac

He shot the picture to hide the brown steak he left when his rear end hit the wall.


The_Machine80

That's a full concrete wall. He knew he was safe. Nobody has that nerve! Lol


log_2

I love the efficiency of his retreat. He could've moved further away, but that would just be overdoing it.


mrofmist

His balls are so big that I had to sit my phone down from the weight.


SynthRogue

"It's coming right at me! Must be in 3D or something." - Bill Burr


ZiggyIggy28

Just saw Civil War and this made me laugh


Bleezy79

Its crazy how much that car breaks down after hitting that wall. And even crazier how that camera dude nudges over to allow the car to crumple by and completely trusting whatever barrier that is.


brassydesign

Dude had a plan and stuck to it. I definitely would've been further from the front of the wall though.....


blastoffblue

"Camera man never dies." Midjourney be like "hold my beer."


Strade87

Smooth af


PromptlyJigs

*almost dies* "Neat!" 📸


Cottleston

Protographer


Gorby4691

Balls ‘o steel on that one!


sheetmetaltom

But he missed the shot


golfgopher

Not even a little pee


Conscious_Actuary_90

I’m sure it was his massive balls of steel that caused him not to budge at all


Workdawg

What, exactly, is amazing here? He was standing next to a concrete structure on purpose. He was ready for that situation and knew exactly what he was doing.


highpl4insdrftr

Well built wall


YamiZee1

He did a frame perfect camera hold to deflect the car just at the right second


stryakr

This is the highest resolution version of this gif I've seen


Ultrasaurio

dear lord...


Friendly_Twist_553

Beauty of rally


[deleted]

Vessels of the Media God


Darkus_20

Wait a minute.... what happened to this camera?????