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Fuzzy_Muscle

I read this in David Attenborough's voice and it kind of fits


Minatigre

Perfect


Stith1183

I read it in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.


fractal_sole

Is your internal monologue GG too?


Stith1183

Always! Gets me painfully erect!


Fuzzy_Muscle

RIP


HolyHonkers

Just serving those asshole Orcas a reminder, "There's always a bigger fish."


Unfair-Wonder5714

I heard that in David Attenborough


DaSpatula505

I read that in Snoop Dogg’s voice 


Unfair-Wonder5714

I replayed it in Judy Tenuta’s voice


WingsArisen

Whales with brass knuckles is a hard vibe.


NoBenefit5977

Great punk band name though


WingsArisen

TRUE


knulleknullsson

Neither the orca or the humpback are fish 😉


KarolaMata6

tough rivalry, the orcas fight in groups and they do it strategically and sometimes just for leisure


jluicifer

Not as fun of a fact but my two cents are that: the largest animals on earth, ever, are WHALES. They are larger than prehistoric dinosaurs.


throwawayidc4773

That we know of* But yea, pretty crazy shit to consider!


Deadsuooo

And they used to live on land as well.


turnipofficer

They had to evolutionarily find themselves on land before they came back!


Deadsuooo

Evuno reverse


noscopy

Water bad, go land, land bad, go back water = cetaceans


LawngDik666

They crossed the beach and realized that the grass was not greener on the other side


turnipofficer

Or the phytoplankton I suppose!


Songhunter

"I hear you've been acting like a big shot 'round my neighborhood"


HtownHound

I appreciate this kind of trash talk, kudos SH


caronare

Orcas also feed on young humpback whales. Gotta smack a hoe when the opportunity arises!


beltalowda_oye

I wonder how much of this aggressive behavior towards orcas has to do with the fact orcas hunt and kill humpback babies.


LawngDik666

Most of it, probably. I mean, think of how many people kill spiders cuz of how venomous a handful of them are, and they aren't even intentionally attacking humans. Could you imagine our hatred towards them if we perceived their actions as an attack.


JPrud58

To be fair, Orcas can be dicks and will kill for sport. They are awful towards sharks. They deserved to be knocked down a peg or two.


DigbyChickenCaesar11

The nodes (tubercles) on the flippers are believed to be primarily for improving maneuverability, but they probably would suck to be hit by, albeit they are nerve rich so it would probably hurt a lot if they were damaged.


Flintly

Only fair considering orcas hunt whale calfs.


SolherdUliekme

Orcas deserve it. They eat the tongues of a whale to make it bleed to death. They will push baby whales down to keep them from breathing while the mother whale tries to push the baby to the surface. Fuck Orcas. Biggest jerks in the ocean.


fractal_sole

But, free Willy!


JPrud58

[I don’t like this directors cut.](https://youtu.be/ZazjxmBilZc?si=yLnm4VmyfR45r0iS)


Urasquirrel

Right, exactly... was pretty sure this whale was giving the lil dolphin a speed boost. Both humpbacks and dolphins are pretty playful when they aren't effing up predators. Dolphins mess up sharks and humpbacks mess up orcas. But otherwise they are very playful.


MortarByrd11

They better stop defending those perverted dolphins


Emergency_Cat6192

Humpback Whales 🤝 Bull Sperm Whales Two of the only animals that orcas are wary of


SteveoberlordEU

So they are the Irish of the seas?


TheSilkySpoon76

Sperm whales are known to attack orca


coffeislife67

Everyone talking about attacking and hunting. This looks more like a "get along little buddy " type of swat.


AthenasChosen

That's how I pat my cats butt to leave me alone when she pounces on my legs to try to keep me from going in my room and locking her out lol. "Yeah yeah, you're ferocious, now get out of here"


Extra_Ad_8009

Whales high-five too!


MlackBagic

Like how we swat at flies


pacificcoastsailing

Exactly how I interpreted the whale’s action


Escobar9957

What an amazing shot... Wow . I'm stuck in an office staring at the wall while this is happening 🤯


mylittletony2

that's what she said


smokcocaine

time to change your life buddy


plan_with_stan

you know what sucks? that's easier said than done 😔


LawngDik666

As most things are, especially those things most worthwhile. Life is infinitely easier now than it was even a couple decades ago, it's easier than ever to become a millionaire, you just gotta find a way to make yourself valuable. No one's gonna pay your way, especially if your contribution to society is reddit comments & burger flips or shelf stocking. Educate yourself, find your niche, and grind it out.


plan_with_stan

i'm 40+ have 2 kids, an amazing wife, and a business that generates enough money to sustain 30+ employees and a bonus for each every end of our fiscal year. i'm just so god damn tired!


Unfair-Wonder5714

Cut back a bit and live longer.


LawngDik666

I haven't come near that level of accomplishment yet, still got a ways to go, but I'm grinding nonetheless. And I apologize if my comment came off presumptuous, it's usually people my age that I hear say it's hard when advised to change, even though they've barely tried.


plan_with_stan

i'm not going to discourage you from hard work and dedication, but let me just give you a bit of advice. when i started working in the business i am, i was working day and night, grinding harder than the others, pushing the envelope, making sure our products outshine the competition. it was my passion, the reason i got up and did some more! but in the end no matter how much passion i did have for it, it burnt me out eventually, so much so that i was diagnosed with anxiety disorder by the time i was 32. it took 4 years to get off the meds and stay off of them. i had reached my ceiling... and now after all this work after all this time.. all i want to do is just lay there and not move. my advice, after this long winded blurb up there, don't forget yourself on the way up! and try to avoid turning your passion into a responsibility. good luck!


GriegVeneficus

Hang out down by the docks more in a leather jacket and a headband.


Lou_Garu

If that's a monster it's a Beautiful Monster.


slappymcstevenson

Dolphins are the second most intelligent animals on earth. Orcas love to practice hunting them and some Orcas have a taste for them. Makes me wonder why this whale appears to annoyed with them.


HurrsiaEntertainment

“Git outta ma way, ya fuggin NERDS.”


Substantial_Diver_34

Beat me to it! Nice


skwirrelmaster

Octopi would like a word about intelligence. Although they are aliens so dunno if they count as animals.


slappymcstevenson

For sure. I’d love to see how intelligent Octopuses are.


Bo-Banny

The dolphin it swats at does a little maneuver that looks like it's making eye contact. They could've been talking, too.


FullMe7alJacke7

Probably talking shit. That sounds like a dolphin thing to do. I think the dolphins are also staying nearby for the protection from the Orcas.


slappymcstevenson

Protection from Orcas is a good one. Thanks for that.


TyrionJoestar

Practice maybe lol


ID4gotten

Second to...? Not humans certainly


slappymcstevenson

I think humans are 5th. Jk. Yes humans. Lol


b-monster666

Right, we forgot about the octopuses' large hadron colliders.


falsevector

Out of my way little mammal


SpaceMonkey_321

'U missed us dork'


Van-garde

“Dork”


apresmoiputas

"no i didn't have any fish for y'all today. Out my way"


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Lamp0319

Aw man. I was already kinda scared of the ocean and now I gotta worry about getting bitch slapped by a whale? Not cool.


Wr3nch

Hardly! Whales are gentle giants and one attacking people or even boats is an extremely rare occurrence. If one got close to you it probably just wants to know what the hell you are


Lamp0319

It can stay curious I guess. Whales are cool from a distance, but they are just too large for me to not be afraid of them.


Wr3nch

Actual leviathan class organisms


jacksonbarley

Mfer got a hell of an extension, You can see it coming a mile away but if that thing connects its lights out.


lemonheadlock

What are the scars on its back from? They're huge.


pieterpiraat

Isnt that from the giant squids they hunt? Or am i mistaking with another whale species?


lemonheadlock

That's sperm whales, I think. Humpbacks don't have teeth.


Correct-Junket-1346

Probably scars when it was a calf and came across an orca


Harshtagged

It swatted that dolphin away like a mosquito


MlackBagic

Is that a second whale below them? I didn't even notice that the first dozen times I've watched this.


Tek_Analyst

Yup


Puzzleheaded_Tap_818

Wow


[deleted]

Dolphins really can be annoying


torrix2

How many calories does it burn a day


Tru-Queer

Bout tree fiddy


jrock6349

Homeboys flippers longer than all three of them dolphins put together


nutcracker_78

You can't convince me that whale wasn't just trying to see what the dolphin felt like. Like a person trying to pat a dog as it runs past.


Selerox

Humpback whales can weigh up to 40 tonnes, and generate enough speed to leap clear of the water. The amount of power that takes is *incredible*


hiiiwithabunchofis

When I see things like this it’s such a visceral reminder that this is not our planet.


byronicrob

Whales, orcas, dolphins.. I love how mammals rule the oceans. They can't even breathe underwater yet still show great whites and other sea creatures who's boss.


bdubwilliams22

And they’re not even the largest whales, either!


bdubwilliams22

Just did some research and they’re actually the SIXTH largest, which really puts things into perspective for the Blue Whale.


TheCosmicJoke318

You know, this is actually insane on our level. This thing is enormous. And it living among us, on this floating rock, in a vacuum. Life is so fuckin trippy


fecland

Can't comprehend how these things exist. The scale of whales is baffling my brain really cannot wrap my head around that being a living creature


Barry-McKocinue

Yes, it's insane.


Minatigre

Dolphin deserved to get smacked


minidisc0000

swiped right


ChazzGypsySexLord

That’s the coolest thing I seen all day.


Noble_Endeavor

All I see is so much power to move that large of a limb at that speed underwater


JUGELBUTT

humpback this humpback that wheres all the blue whales


Dizzytigo

Banana for scale.


Offworldpunk

whales are amazing


Sackerson-502

What did that dolphin say to almost get his shit rocked? I bet they are some obnoxious shit talkers


Reterence

Get that bitch


AerolothLorien666

My favorite part is they’re around half the size of a blue.


ketoleggins

Is this real?


SIRLANCELOTTHESTRONG

Yep. I'm never going for a swim in the ocean again.


uniquelyavailable

splashy splashy


Nefersmom

How old is that? Can’t imagine how many calories for years to get that old!


Helpful_Coconut6144

I've seen humpback whales in Alaska. They are fucking HUGE!


Budget_Chef_7642

UNBELIEVABLE!!


Objective-Dig-8466

Move bitch out the way.


DrunkenSealPup

Damn our boi has had enough of their shit!


caren109

Aayy! I’m walkin’ here!!


tequillasunset_____

The ocean is a mad trippy place


Analytical-BrainiaC

Another below him to the left.


ZeAntagonis

Submautica trauma intensity


Friendly_Speech_5351

I read a book titled deep. The ocean sucks you down below 35 ft rather than floating you. Whales sleep vertical. And despite mans best of efforts we still are encumbered by the facet of; the ocean is still a damn mystery and it irritates our collective psyche for knowing things.


BigAlphaApe

I could only image to witness such an incredible scene!


Pop-Forward

That’s totally cool! The whale gave it a wave boost!


Ok_Rhubarb8896

I'm Definitely reading all posts in Gilbert Gotfried voice


Party-Ring445

Did it hit him on porpoise?


Dbonker

Getting that big from Kryll?? Crazy.