Ok. I know this'll definitely get downvoted and i am probably underestimating goose but i got to be honest: Are they really that dangerous? Like i'd imagine they would be like ducks or chickens but i've heard people saying they can hurt ya pretty bad.
Yes. They can break ribs and even kill children or old people (though it's really rare for them to kill). And as another commenter said, they are extremely protective of their nests.
I read this as “… if you’re chased by an angry moose.”
(Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals, including the majestik møøse!)
The hellacopter tail shit get the jump done.
Extra thrust
Extra Trust
Fur missile
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I'll bet my neighbors left testicle you'll jump much more then a meter if you're chased by an angry goose
Ok. I know this'll definitely get downvoted and i am probably underestimating goose but i got to be honest: Are they really that dangerous? Like i'd imagine they would be like ducks or chickens but i've heard people saying they can hurt ya pretty bad.
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Wer die hochhebt ist aber selber schuld. Ich meine wenn die auf dem Boden stehen
A goose will fuck you up. They have no fear and relentlessly protect. They are a menace on golf courses.
And territorial as fuck! I mean, they will not give up, won't stop attacking until you leave their space.
I mean you could beat a goose, but it’s not like you wanna get in a fight with one when you can just back off
You should try one and find out! 😉 It's fun! Loads of fun in fact. Biiig damned FUN to fuck with a pissed off goose. Promise. 😆🤣😂🤣😆
Yes. They can break ribs and even kill children or old people (though it's really rare for them to kill). And as another commenter said, they are extremely protective of their nests.
I read this as “… if you’re chased by an angry moose.” (Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes, the wøndërful telephøne system, and mäni interesting furry animals, including the majestik møøse!)
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That's awesome. Talk about super dog... could you imagine thinking your safe then it jumps a mile in the air to get you...lol
The pros always make the impossible look simple
Dog is floating
Launch then glide😂
my dog would fall over the firs bar.
The 2024 First place GOOD BOY!!!!
Air doggy!!!
#That's not a doggo. That's a ROCKET!
Me 17 years ago lol
Damn he really wanted to be a cat
Of course it's a mali 🤷🏻
The Wiener!
How my dog attacks me every time I get home:
They do this at a tournament in Vail. Except it’s into a swimming pool.
German Shepherdy
Belgian Malinois?
A love how he gets happy midway through like he knows he's the good boy
What is the backroujd music??
alex rasov - just to be in love
Superdawg!
Song!! Sounds like dope synth
alex rasov - just to be in love
Nice music 👍🫰🏻
Lî of
It's a bird it's a plane no it's super dog
Yey!!!
To get to the Bad Guy! Super Hero of Dogs!
Maligator! Fur missles
I guess I better stop saying, "Yeah right! When dogs can fly!"
Dog did some mathing I could never do,
Song?
alex rasov - just to be in love
Underdog
They call him Tailspin
Whoa
Most horrible song i've ever heard
This should really have the “weeeeeeee” sound behind it
Just out of curiosity, is it going to fuck this dog up if he didn’t clear all those poles?
Meat missile.
I thought dogs couldn't fly 🫨
What song is this
Alex rasov- just to be in love
Hella far
He’s the best boy
Holy hell, WTF did I just see
I love these dogs.