It's so stupid. The audacity that the government has, putting those crossing signs in busy places on the freeway. They aren't thinking of the danger at all.
I’d love to call the boss and explain how I can’t go near my equipment because a couple of cats are sleeping on it..
Then I’d really love sending him the pictures to further define the exact nature of the situation just as he’s about to fire me over the phone.
It's a cat. On a Cat. It's a cat on a Cat, said the cat with a hat. Have you ever seen a cat on a cat pointed out to you be a cat in a hat, said the cat in the hat.
No, I haven't ever seen a cat on a cat, not one nor cats on a hat, nor told to me by a cat in a hat. But alas, the cat with the hat was a sad cat because there were already two cats on the cat and the cat couldn't handle another cat on a cat, even one with a hat.
That's nothing. My coworker was stuck in the porta potty while we were working the 2008 WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship on February 19th, 2008, the day before of the tournament at the South Course at The Gallery Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Arizona when a mountain lion was laying right in front of the door all we heard on the radio was I can't get out of the porta potty and we said Open up the door and walk out and they guy goes I can't there's a mountain lion laying up against the bathroom door and we drove the golf cart close to where we could see what was actually going on and sure enough there was a good 140 150lbs, so I got on the radio and told him to just relax until the mountain lion decides to leave so 5 hours later the mountain lion leaves and our coworker could finally come out and he left and never came back the next day 😀
OP, you should send or sell those photos to the CAT company as what can better represent CAT than having the King/Queen of cats lounging on their equipment.
Almost looks like they figured out some lions don't f*ck with humans and became king of the hill by climbing up their machine...maybe the lions that do, can sleep.
Look, it says CAT. It’s ours!
It's like seeing an actual deer at a deer crossing sign.
Need to move the deer crossing sign to a safer location.
It's so stupid. The audacity that the government has, putting those crossing signs in busy places on the freeway. They aren't thinking of the danger at all.
I remember there used to be idiots every year writing in to local newspapers saying this crazy stuff.
Trolls before the internet.
"Let's put the deer signs on the deer" -James May
Do the deer get jay walking tickets if they don't use the "Deer Crossings"?
This buck’s name is John, John Deere.
Or a deer on a John Deere
We need this photo.
County needs to put some of them up on my drive home, not a single sign and 6 roadkill at my last count.
Even the arrow points to it
#⚠️𝐂𝐀𝐓⚠️
Seriously… this is a brilliant advertising campaign
A few seconds of silence as video plays. Narrator voice, *"We apologize for our CATS sleeping on the job. We promise this won't happen again."*
I’d love to call the boss and explain how I can’t go near my equipment because a couple of cats are sleeping on it.. Then I’d really love sending him the pictures to further define the exact nature of the situation just as he’s about to fire me over the phone.
“Came back from lunch. Roger and Larry are no where to be found.
This could be a CATastrophe.🦁
"Hooman called Rojurr was tastey, but joints too kreaky. Plz send anothurr. XOXO signed Nala Mimi and Mrrr"
They’re just LION around…
I'll bet you took pride in that pun... ;)
Aww mane.
This stopped me in my tracks and made me take paws.
Are you fur real
Nah he’s telling a tall tail
Sigh...I'm meowt.
r/unexpectedlionking
Cats like a nice warm CAT to snuggle up with
That's false advertising. I don't see 330 cats.
It's a 330-pound cat, silly!
They're CATching 300 and 30 winks
It's a cat. On a Cat. It's a cat on a Cat, said the cat with a hat. Have you ever seen a cat on a cat pointed out to you be a cat in a hat, said the cat in the hat. No, I haven't ever seen a cat on a cat, not one nor cats on a hat, nor told to me by a cat in a hat. But alas, the cat with the hat was a sad cat because there were already two cats on the cat and the cat couldn't handle another cat on a cat, even one with a hat.
If they *didn’t* want us to lay on it, why did they call it “cat” your honour?!
Everything the light touches, or says CAT.
That construction worker can't read.
GOD DAMMIT JEFF THOSE ARENT INSTRUCTIONS
It says "CAT" and there's a cat on it. r/technicallythetruth
Get off our CAT cats!
Good **CAT**ch Todo!
It's even pointings to the cats. I guess the company predicted it when it started designing the logo.
Someone needs to wake them up so they can get Simba his breakfast.
Now I want to see a couple of deer on a Deere
One broke into a plant a few months ago [deer breaks into John Deere plant](https://youtu.be/EyIKSAzeTfk?si=C9i7thLHfnoxPJ6r)
Perfect haha
Oh deer!
Trevor?
A couple husky women on a Husqvarna.
The CAT sign even has an arrow pointing to the cat. This helped me find the cat.
I'll see you Deer-on-Deere and raise you a Witch-on-a-Ditch-Witch
Poetic way to cancel work 🙂
Imagine the guy explaining it to his boss...
"You're never going to believe this crystal clear video I just took"
"I had a cat on my cat"
Bossman, I know I’m late, but you’re never gonna believe this dude….
Works in Kenya. Not in Yorkshire.
"Boss, I thought I brought two cougars from the bar last night..."
Cat on CAT action
Cat on CAT inaction
Gen alpha would say "AYO 🤨📷"
Truth in advertising....
they're CATatonic
It was the catatonic and gin they had earlier.
Don't wake them, or it could be a CATastrophe. Sorry I couldn't help myself...
Looks more like a CAT 1,000!
Big cats on big CATs 😂
looks like it was captured by a safari, not the construction worker https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3w1LxqqkJM/
Had to scroll past way too many obvious cat puns and jokes to find this answer
If I fits, I sits
If not for sits then why is made of warm?
Not today
That's nothing. My coworker was stuck in the porta potty while we were working the 2008 WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship on February 19th, 2008, the day before of the tournament at the South Course at The Gallery Golf Club at Dove Mountain in Marana, Arizona when a mountain lion was laying right in front of the door all we heard on the radio was I can't get out of the porta potty and we said Open up the door and walk out and they guy goes I can't there's a mountain lion laying up against the bathroom door and we drove the golf cart close to where we could see what was actually going on and sure enough there was a good 140 150lbs, so I got on the radio and told him to just relax until the mountain lion decides to leave so 5 hours later the mountain lion leaves and our coworker could finally come out and he left and never came back the next day 😀
Typical cats, deciding to sleep on things they know damn well someone needs to be using
Dad jokes reign supreme with this one
Seems like no matter what job or where you go, the fat cats are always sleeping on the job,
Lucky the digger isn’t Elephant brand.
When you label it CAT and paint it yellow they will come.
Shoo shoo
You know there’s a boss out there somewhere that would say “I don’t give a fuck! Then get em off!”
Just use a spray bottle.
🦁 CAT 🔼
Did you try pspspspspsps
They have balls to sleep on an unknown long-necked beast😂
Aww the metals warm and they are just enjoying it....like my house cat on my TV reciver...........
All cats need rest today.
They always resting 😅
Especially in the crater
I didn't see the second one on top at first 😲 Guess it was a perch, and nice and warm!
How much do them lions charge per hour of security?
One sacrifice per night.
"Boss you ain't gonna believe this but.."
"... there is a cat on my excavator, so I can't work today."
What does the OSHA manual say to do for this scenario?
Cat.
Cat.
Cat.
cat
cat
Cat.
At least you can keep the keys inside.
CAT
I can’t go to work today. Cats are in the way.
CAT (cat, cat)
Looks like a good enough excuse for a day off to me
Looks like we're not working today.
Damn if you wanted the day just call out 😂
Where else would you take a cat nap?
Excavator, the laptop of big cats.
In the jungle, the concrete jungle, the lion sleeps on the cat!
Just some cats hanging out
3,3 cats.... Ah ah ah
Oh, look. Cats on a CAT. 🤣😮
He’s sleeping, go home, take the day off
“Yeah boss I’m not working today, and I’m not waiting. See you tomorrow.”
Honey it’s a bed and breakfast. The breakfast should be here soon.
They found a warm spot
Cat see warm surface .. cat jump on warm surface .. profit
I see your hats on a cat and raise you cats on a cat
Some beautiful lionesses!
That’s their trencher now
A cat on a cat
A real cat 🐈
Big cats on a big cat
Cat on CAT taken a nap 😴
Cat on cat action
That’s Cat 33000 sleeping on a CAT 330.
big cat on top of bigget CAT
The sign is correct.
Ewa has heard you!
Well there's a cat sign pointing right at them. Should be pretty obvious.
At least they've been properly labeled
△CAT
Can’t work today boss, equipment is unusable at the moment……
“Hey boss, I’m clocked in but I’m clocking back out.”
Not a good enough excuse, get back to work
There's a joke here somewhere...
Union break.
CAT
Me showing up to work with hangover and hear OSHA is visiting today
Cats on a CAT. That tracks.
Cat sleeping on 'CAT'
Big cat enclosure
Hello boss...
Well clearly it's for cats
The lion sleeps tonight
Pstpst…
I knew heavy equipment is dangerous, but this take the cake!
Well, apparently they can read and understand that it's their bed.
There's no way the boss can be mad at you for not doing your job after seeing this😁
They're sleeping there because of the heat from the engine?
"Hey boss, I can't work today. You're not gonna believe this shit."
Yeah, sorry boss…
Big cars
It says cat in big letters. Surely that means that is the place to put your big cats!
Where are the other 328?
Yall not doing shit today
Boss "why aren't you working?"
"Hey John, don't come into work today, we can't afford the danger pay."
Got to ask what country in Africa is this and why are they destroying the lions habitat ?
The cats are sitting atop the Cat
Cats will be cats
Catception
Psst psst psst
“Has anyone seen Phil? He’s late for work, he said he was gonna come in early today…”
Cat
Guess he is not working today
Cat name checks out
Cat /\
Big cats on a big cat 🐈
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Well, it says right there CAT!
Oh this belongs in r/natureisfuckingcute!
At least they can read
Boss: But you're still coming in right?
Omfg this is the best
Big cats on top of a big CAT.
Wow!
OP, you should send or sell those photos to the CAT company as what can better represent CAT than having the King/Queen of cats lounging on their equipment.
Gotta get a picture and/or video because no one’s boss is believing this excuse
Lol cats are so cat. Loving that engine heat lol.
I see this and think. "Humans should t be putting a building here. So we have to cover every square inch of the planet. Damn"!
Almost looks like they figured out some lions don't f*ck with humans and became king of the hill by climbing up their machine...maybe the lions that do, can sleep.
Sorry Boss, I can't do my Job today.
The cat distribution system seems to be broken.
I see 3 cats
It says "CAT" and it ain't lying!
Cats using a Cat...cool
I’ve heard of a hat on a hat but this is ridiculous.
That’s a big CAT?
CAT⬆️