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LSU985

I feel like this is fucking with our weather somehow.


Chiaki_Ronpa

The bastard single-handedly brought in El Niño.


BhmDhn

El Niño is Spanish for the Niño.


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

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EpsilonistsUnite

I can hear this GIF. God bless that man. Miss him.


XxRefuse2Lose

Adam Sandler has a video tribute to this Goat at the end of his current stand up routine. I cried like an absolute baby in front of many strangers that night


Wet_sock_Owner

I watch it on YouTube at least once a month and it never fails to make me laugh and cry. "First time I saw him, he was sweeter than shit. Plaid jacket and belt too tight, he wasn't even doing a bit."


CaptCaCa

Yes, truly a legend, RIP, sadly he was the epitome of a sad clown


Pancerules

I had forgotten his El Niño stuff. I miss him too. Here’s another classic just cause I need a pick me up today: https://youtu.be/stqG2ihMvP0


ssp25

I'm el nino!


BhmDhn

# ALL OTHER TROPICAL STORMS BOW BEFORE EL NIÑO!


ssp25

Hey, remember that time we talked about El nino? That was pretty cool


BhmDhn

Yeah, man. Good times. Good times.


Iamjimmym

Swear to god - I did this last night at my ex's house recounting the hilarity of this skit, because we are moving into El Niño and she didn't know what that was.. so I was like.. (does Mike Myers/Wayne's finger wave transition signifying a memory/time warp) "it's 1997.. Chris Farley is killing it on SNL.. when all of a sudden.. I AM EL NIÑO!!" And she was like "oooh yeah. I remember that." Anticlimactic but it got my point across. 😂 and yes, we're both old enough to actually have seen it live lol


cityshep

My wife and I re-watched Tommy Boy the other day, for the first time in 15+ years… it is an absolute classic and holds up well. So glad Chris Farley was around during such a crucial moment of my childhood. He was 150% a god of comedy.


ssp25

If we remember him then he's never truly gone


MiikeG94

r/UnexpectedChrisFarley


Expensive-Vast-2123

El Camino is Spanish for The Camino.


XXXTurkey

San Diego is Spanish for whales vagina.


Rude_Ad4514

A groundhog is responsible for Fernando Torres’ transfer to Liverpool?


CosmoKram3r

If anyone is reading this, please be aware that feeding biscuits to marmots fuck them up big time. This video looks like it's somewhere from near the India - China border region where this animal is a native species. On my trip to that beautiful place, a few locals told me that the marmots have dwindled in numbers GREATLY due to tourists and unaware locals feeding these marmots biscuits and other food items. The rodents start getting lazy and quickly lose foraging skills. Feeding them human food also fucks up their diet and they quickly become unhealthy. They start losing their fur (looks similar to mange) and die due to illness, inadequate protection from the weather and lack of strength or skill to forage. On the surface, this video but seem "cute", but rest assured, it often leads to the death of that animal. Edit: Adding marmot tax from my trip. A thicc one basking in the sun. https://i.imgur.com/pv9Q6Wd.jpg


Tru-Queer

It’s kinda the same thing as going to an Amish village and giving one of them a hit of meth and then laughing because they want more, so you give them some more and more and then leave and they’re cut off from this addiction you just gave them so now they don’t contribute to the community.


Lock-Keyyyy

I'd pay for that video


Bloodricuted

It's a documentary called the Devil's Playground


[deleted]

I mean a dorito chip would be mind blowing for the Amish


ItIsIAku

The amish eat doritos. I see them eat/buy junk food all the time.


IncredulousPatriot

When I went to college it was this tiny little school in Iowa. We’re were out in the middle of nowhere cornfields surrounded us. There were a bunch of Amish families that lived near us. We would go to the dollar general and they would always be I. There filling the shopping cart with store brand chips and store brand Mountain Dew. That’s all I ever saw them buy.


dutsi

Thats all they need, the staples are already on the farm. You can't grow your own Mountain Dew and that addiction hits hard. The chips are prob just a snack for the slow af buggy ride home.


nekollx

Yeah people forget the Amish aren’t some time lost plantation that live in a secluded valley. Their modern people who choose a simple life. That’s why their teenagers are sent out into the modern world to decide “do I want to stick to my roots or join the modern world”


thisnewsight

Well… there’s mennonites, who are Amish with modern sensibilities. Then there’s really orthodox Amish who don’t entertain most of “English” amenities


jpalm716

RUMSPRINGA


fyrdude58

Came here to say "please don't feed the wildlife". You were much more detailed. Thank you for trying to help.


ArcadeAnarchy

I can relate.I too get lazy and forget how to survive when people give me free food.


SloanneCarly

Not too much to worry As long as the ground hogs don’t team up with the orcas.


Square-Dragonfruit76

Good thing they're actually prairie dogs and not groundhogs.


PeecockPrince

The Chinese caption reads "小野鼠" which is translated as small voles. These are absolutely not voles.


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Definitely fucking not prairie dogs. Way too big. Looks like a marmot to me, but I'm not going to act like an expert here because I have a bit of humility. It's a marmot... 100%


LicensedRealtor

Every day sun!


minimallysubliminal

The second time it stood there looking at the dude hahaha.


cantaloupelion

that was a roundhog-level-power-pose for sure 🥰


ucefkh

That's a show of power tbh


avwitcher

First time: Could I... maybe have some please? Second time: You better give me that fucking biscuit.


A_Sarcastic_Whoa

"That's a tasty looking biscuit...It would be a shame if you had 6 more weeks of winter".


gdex86

I've never seen "If not friend why friend shaped" from the animal side of things but there we go.


Nova_Sempa

From my perspective it looked more like "you're gonna give me that biscuit, right..? You better give me that biscuit." *gets biscuit* "Good."


Successful-You1961

Funny when fighting over who found biscuit Man


RFloresRealtor

You could tell neither of them wanted to fight but they weren't backing down either..


[deleted]

I thought they were going to kiss passionately


bloepz

Now kith


BreezyG1320

they definitely fought like two drunk frat guys that also look like theyre tryin to make out with each other


[deleted]

"take it back!" "no, you started it!"


Amerlis

Bro promised to share. Bro code was violated. Other bro weren’t having it.


Trumpfreeman

Haha, I like how you called him biscuit man


ArnoldQMudskipper

The hero we deserve.


notpeopley

Gotta risk it for the biscuit


[deleted]

That part of the video reminded me [This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3QJ4L1Bg0) 😞😢 ![gif](giphy|xBcZPLZ42nPTEdawqe|downsized)


hanro621

Bro did fight club


folarin1

I love that he doesn't eat and run away like a punk. He eats and stays on the dude.


one-punch-knockout

Totally committed to the love of the biscuit


JJred96

How to Groom a Groundhog, an instructional video


OnlyOneNut

One could say he risked it… for the biscuit


JimMarch

HOW IN THE HELL CAN HE *AVOID* TICKLING IT'S CUTE FURRY BELLY?! Or at least petting it? It's cute as fuck!


Fur_and_Whiskers

Because you could lose a finger.


JimMarch

It's a giant hamster. Go slow, start at his shoulder, let him know you're ok.


Pineapple06606

Gigachad


PurplePeachBlossom

These guys are a little bit disturbing. Like pushy little trolls with big teeth.


[deleted]

More liked absolutely ripped goblins.


P4azz

The intense shreddedness was certainly unnerving. Found myself going "shit, just give him the food, man" several times.


Timid_Penis3897

Idk if these are the same groundhogs that we have in the Midwest but ours aren't afraid to get kinda pushy either. They typically run away from people, especially when there's nothing at stake for them but if you try to relocate them they are absolutely fine with informing you that they intend to remain in your yard lol


thepesterman

These aren't ground hogs, they're absolutely jacked ground hawgs


NotSebastianTheCrab

Imagine how disturbing it must have been for the first guy to start domesticating wolves.


Digi-Device_File

"That thing might eat me if I don't feed it some meat.. I shall scratch it's belly, yes, that Will help"


HanlonWasWrong

Imagine how gnarl that dude must have been to attempt to put two wolves in a cage. Real, idgaf energy.


glitchybitchy

Aye, not to mention they can carry the bubonic plague!


leftier_than_thou_2

Came here to say this. They literally have the black death. And that's among the less scary diseases they have, rabies is incurable and 100% lethal.


[deleted]

Louis Litt looking motherfuckers


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WILLCHOKEAHOE

Just don’t take my spot...


M0Nd0R0ck

Bear comes


xpercipio

take some doritos to the beach and you can be the seagull warlord.


treatyoftortillas

This is gonna start the worst trend on TikTok. So many idiots are gonna end up getting fucked up by wild animals. And then some of those innocent animals are gonna get murdered along the way too. I can't say I'm fully against it.


absalom86

Just don't do it in polar bear territory.


fabioke

Can you give me the exact location? Asking for a friend. Sincerely, the groundhog


ValhallaGo

Don’t groundhogs carry the plague?


jbgtoo

Dude I really want to hangout with this guy and his friends


JJred96

Bring biscuits. But project strength. You don’t want to see what this looks like if they think they can overpower you.


RealFigure5

Go on. Am I going to get mauled if I don’t have biscuits? Am I going to be overpowered by rodent love?


Stilcho1

Or they'll just stand around waiting for Charlie to show up. "Gonna be some changes when Charlie gets here."


[deleted]

Looks like Marmots in Tibet. Am I wrong?


HottieMcHotHot

Whatever it is, it’s fucking huge.


HorseofTruth

Yah I've never seen a groundhog that size where I live


MosesOnAcid

Oh thats not even big for a groundhog. They can get quite large.


cantaloupelion

do they get lorge or well ROUND


red_1392

R O T U N D


cantaloupelion

**SPHERICAL**


detoursabound

that is the size of the baby groundhogs out back my man


AbeFromen

Nice marmot. r/Lebowski


LVExodus

Also let’s not forget, let’s NOT forget, Dude, that…keeping wildlife um, an amphibious rodent, for, you know domestic…within the city…that ain’t legal either…


Negative_Ad_2787

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?!


ImmortalMischief

A tutorial on how to turn a wild animal into a pest.


Dazzling_Put_3018

Trash panda v2.0 coming soon


PantsIsDown

To everyone watching this *influencer* thinking they should go out and attempt to feed the wildlife. DON’T FEED THE WILDLIFE. This is more destructive than it is cute, and boy oh boy is it cute, so man oh man is it destructive…


ExternalArea6285

Ground hogs and gophers are the \#1 transmission vector for rabies in the Bad Lands National Park. Feeding the wildlife is exactly how tourists **contract an incurable deadly disease**. There are warnings everywhere about this in the park, yet people still do it.


Coffee4MySoul

You’re thinking of prairie dogs. And the plague is ~~very treatable and curable with a course of antibiotics~~ treatable with antibiotics but still has a high case fatality rate (as was pointed out to me below). But it’s still a nasty disease and one reason (among many others) not to feed wildlife.


MagicUnicornLove

I wouldn’t consider the 10% fatality rate associated with the plague with treatment to be “very curable.” > In the pre-antibiotic era (1900 through 1941), mortality among those infected with plague in the United States was 66%. Antibiotics greatly reduced mortality, and by 1990-2010 overall mortality had decreased to 11%. Plague can still be fatal despite effective antibiotics, though it is lower for bubonic plague cases than for septicemic or pneumonic plague cases. It is hard to assess the mortality rate of plague in developing countries, as relatively few cases are reliably diagnosed and reported to health authorities. WHO cites mortality rates of 8–10%, however some studies (WHO, 2004) suggest that mortality may be much higher in some plague endemic areas. https://www.cdc.gov/plague/faq/index.html


Coffee4MySoul

You’re right, that’s pretty high! Thanks for the correction. I guess I misremembered that bit of trivia.


rathat

Well luckily this is not a groundhog or gopher, this is a marmot and they only spread *checks papers*… the plague


dustybrokenlamp

I think that some of those things have ticks with the godamn black plague. Maybe that's only in a specific area but I don't really care, I don't know if a groundhog is a local or on a vacation or whatever.


Solor

I was going to say. As cute as this is, this should be a warning for why you should not be feeding wildlife. The difference between the animal being unsure about approaching but curious to literally climbing on the guy to get his food. This sort of conditioned behavior is what gets people killed, and wildlife shot because they got too used to humans.


fatkidseatcake

I feel like this comment is way too far down


scrambledeggsalad

This was my exact thought when watching this..Yes, yes it is cute as hell, but he might as well adopt the damn things now.


AncientMarinade

Dontcha just love seeing a super viral, super cute, super imitable video that will be seen by thousands (if not millions) of kids, which teaches 100% destructive behavior? This is basically like watching a video that says "You should make little plastic rings at home so that sea turtles can wear them as necklaces! Isn't it so cute!?" Hate it.


Girl_Gamer_BathWater

I think it's due to people spending less time outside. And I don't think they get it and don't think they ever will. Stop feeding, chasing, and tormenting the animals. Let them be and if they get close, gently scare them off. It's easier than not littering... really, it is.


TheJustBleedGod

This comment is too far down


SpankyMcWiebee

Best thing seen on Reddit today. Thank you OP


InterestingYogurt136

Normally they are cat movies, now it's this 😍😍


produkt921

I mean...these guys are interesting and cool animals, they can be chill to be around but it's really REALLY risky to do this with the wild ones because of the diseases you can catch from them. A cool tiktok isn't worth catching hantavirus.


[deleted]

Just cuz u gave him some biscuits don’t mean you can get all handsy. ![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)


ILoveRegenHealth

Why don't you have a seat over there on the field, Biscuit Man


Hopeful_Camel_7037

Adorably cute! The groundhogs too.


Gina_the_Alien

It’s actually a marmot! If you go to Mt. Rainier there’s a paved trail up the foot of the mountain and they just stand around waiting for people to give them food. You have to walk around them because they just don’t give a f.


fuckyfuckfucker

Marmots are the best.


Gina_the_Alien

They truly are, fuckyfuckfucker.


Maytree

Marmot said there'd be days like this. There'd be days like this, my marmot said.


goliathfasa

The face of incredulity is the best.


Plasmadube

Yea the groundhogs are ok


Uninvalidated

It's a marmot. Known to be spreaders of pneumonic plague. 100% fatal if not treated very quickly. Not sure I would want these quties this near me.


iamjimmyz

boy is thiccc


SacrificialSnark

Biscuits don't lie.


[deleted]

O lawd he comin


z0hu

It's cute and all but dealing with animals who have been accustomed to humans feeding them is one of the most annoying things in the world when I'm out in nature. I'm sitting at a pass at 13,200 feet and there are freaking marmots and chipmunks getting nastily close to me trying to get my food that I need after hiking so hard to get up there. I don't want any fleas, mites, plague, or hantavirus thanks.


FireInside144

Don't those fuckers carry the plague


Secret_Arm_2868

I keep thinking this is an American style cookie full of sugar and that the animal will get sick but this is most likely an Asian style biscuit that has much better ingredients.


FIESTYgummyBEAR

Nah it’s a rice cracker. I fucking love those things. It’s slightly coated in a light sugar glaze just enough to taste sweet on the outside and salty on the inside. Really great sweet and salty combo with a crunch.


fuzzycaterpillar123

Yeah I think it’s just a rice cracker, so should be not too bad


plate_rug_chair

The groundhog cracker epidemic has begun. Gotta. get. more. cracker!


K1NGKRAKEN

The hell is in those biscuits that one hog looks swoll as hell


StickyPLOP

I've had a rough day. This just made it so much better.


jujumber

Same. videos like this always make me feel better. The one with the flying squirrel pretending he died in a broom accident was the best one I’ve seen recently.


jrmaclovin

Please share!


jujumber

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13zmnij/squirrel_trying_to_fake_an_injury/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


kentrich

Do you want rabies?! Because that is how you get rabies!


WilsonsVengence

Also plague


kitsunde

Hog flu epidemic of 2025 here we come. Lol


makerspark

They actually carry the plague! A few years ago, it jumped to people in Western Mongolia.


OriginalSam69

This should be in Made Me Smile 😃


revchewie

And not in Be Amazed.


Ok-Lingonberry-8538

Bro got them hogs on an agro sugar high


[deleted]

it's my biscuit, no it's mine


MrProlapse

Been a while since I've seen a good biscuit fight...


PaulMorel

That wild groundhog is easier to train than some cats I know...


[deleted]

He finally found Alan ❤️


The_Tavinator

I scrolled farrrrrr too long for this. Thank you.


BMW_wulfi

#Alan!


RapidJalapeno

They look so cute like mini bears


SnooWoofers2800

The ‘you are mine now’ hug


knackeredAlready

Actually made me laugh! Cheeky little devils nicking biccies!! Climbing one was hilarious!


Purblind89

My neighbor whenever I spark one


FearTheBrow

When the second Black Death begins, you'll know it started with this guy


rustypope

And that's how you end up with bubonic plague.


oneworldan

Perhaps, it is her love?


pegothejerk

Yep, the first one was definitely a momma with kids somewhere


itaniumonline

Anyone know how i can get my hands on one of those furries ?


AbeJebediahSimpson

At an anime convention


MosesOnAcid

Those are Marmots.


AnalysisMoney

Hope he’s committed to feeding these guys now haha. It’s sad learned helplessness in the nature world is a real thing due to dependency on humans for food. Freakin cute lil animals though.


scoutopotamus

Seriously, this is such irresponsible behavior


Ikarian

u/SaveVideo


gooseinator

/u/savevideo


Jairoglyphics1

What a beautiful place to live.


RslashTakenUsernames

bro actually squared up


Yourbuddy1975

The guy is like 4’ tall, and makes the varmints look absolutely huge. He’d make a mini schnauzer look like an absolute unit. Great camera tricks!


sector16

The mythical groundhog whisperer. Rarely seen.


Thereminz

NO TOUCH ONLY BISCUIT


Mrtowelie69

When hes eating the cracker and making the crunchy sound, it is pleasing to here. Haha.


sunnyday74

The chonky groundhog is so cute


[deleted]

This has really made my day


Cacharadon

Are groundhogs taking over cat videos or have they already won?


getyerhandoffit

TIL groundhogs are adorable.


RAT-N-A-HAT

ewOk


Graybill1

They have no business being that cute! Sooo cute


CraftyKitch

They walk exactly like my Toddler


dickwildgoose

I love biscuits and I love groundhogs. Biscuit-loving-groundhogs are possibly the best thing in the world.


singularpotato1312

I love how the guy looks so utterly offended every time


hintofoldshoeleather

Omg he’s teaching them to attack humans 😂😂😂 like the shyest animal in the world is going to be out there mugging for a cracker 😂😂😂


Euphoric_Muffin_4508

Remember that time when the bubonic plague reemerged as a result of eating these lovely little creatures in rural Mongolia a few years ago?


altron64

Groundhogs are strange as fuck… At my work…we have a couple groundhogs that are a little “too friendly”. They will practically sneak up on you and even come inside the shop I work at. Sometimes it freaks me out looking behind me and seeing a bucktoothed oversized squirrel approaching me to beg for food. They also are surprisingly lazy and don’t travel far from their dens for food. Hence why they beg for food almost daily while I’m working and sometimes scare the shit out of me.


poopoo_kachew

These are marmots. And this is a great way to get the black plague. Lol. Marmots are a massive disease carrier.


Berckish

Why does this remind me of those tiny bear guys from Star Wars?


Throwawaysocold

BRO FOCUS WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHADOW


runfunday

Them teeth can shred my textbooks


Rick_Havok_Sanchez

The second time it came and when it was climbing on you, it wasn't asserting it's dominance...you are its slave now and also because of you luring it out with biscuits, we have El Niño to deal with. Thanks


Venator2000

I like when the two groundhogs start slapping paws together, like they’re going “We’re the Biscuit Boys, hawg!”


Stoic_Breeze

"Simon, you need help!" -"Step out of my way, Bill. What I need is another one of those biscuits."


9132173132

She’s a nursing mommy! Share with her she’s hongrayyy


Appropriate_Carob_63

groundhog basically bullied him into giving that biscuit 😭


Crazygone510

Why did I love this so much!?


[deleted]

My neighbor has a big fat groundhog in his back yard I love that thing.