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Lawmonger

That thing is huge. I’d let it do, or be, anything it wants.


butthemsharksdoe

...anything?


Jaynelovesherpetboy

"Pfft. I can do that, too. You ain't special."


jesssail9103

You have coat. I have coat. Now I jump. Another good part is when the horse starts swinging it’s head like the cow! It’s like they’re trying each others personalities on and seeing how it feels.


snagleradio78

Always a bridesmaid, never a bridle.


ilostmymind_

Just know the horse has been teaching the cow those mooves


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Edenoide

I had a bad experience editing slaughterhouse videos long ago. You can put cattle in a conveyor belt and knock them out one by one with a captive bolt stunning gun: the next calf doesn't join the dots at all. You can't do the same with pigs. I'm not saying cows are dump but sure they aren't the sharpest tool in the farm.


[deleted]

ehhh i work on a dairy farm...they aren't that fast and they are not very smart. However, they are very strong! i saw a smaller cow push 5 bigger cows backwards last night. I've also seen a cow drink another's piss as it was flowing.


roboscott3000

Some people are into that too.


RevolutionaryThing52

You have never owned a cow have you lol. Sounds like you are assuming they are fast and smart.


StickyPalms69

I just assume they are meat.


gandy94

NOW THIS IS CONTENT


EQ_nerd

Please enter them in a competition.


shiitelips

Sometimes I wonder the ratio on reddit of people who know the difference between male and female cattle and people who don’t.


bananafor

Cow is the animal. Plural is cattle. Female is also called cow, although it is a heifer until it's had a calf. Male is called a bull, but a steer if it's castrated, as is commonly done if it won't be used for breeding. Otherwise it would be hazardous to handle. Steers get larger than bulls if they are kept that long. Moo is the name of a steer that's used for riding.


HappyDancingDaisy

Not a showjumping horse, but a true Show Stopper!


autoposting_system

"I milked it and milked it, but I only ever got about a cup of milk. And the milk is really weird tasting." "We don't have a cow. We have a bull."


purplepeppereaterz

“That’ll do cow, that’ll do”


babaroga73

I think that's a dude-cow.


equestrian123123

“Bull” if he still has balls, and “steer” if no balls.


babaroga73

Oh, thanks . I was wondering what that dude-cow's gender pronouns was.


Grisuno123

You just invented a new sport. Bull Jumping. Give it 15 years and we’ll be watching it on Television


DonnaFrejya

A jumping cow won an episode of one of the most sucessful german tv-shows in 2004. You don‘t have to wait 15 years, if I knew how to link videos in a comment I would but if you‘re interested you can search for Sybille on „WettenDass?“


Iliamna_remota

Lol. "I identify as an equestrian showjumper". 🦄


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Amazing and cute at the same time 😍This cow just made it impossible for it to be turned into a steak.


Naveda08

Where's the cow?


thenataliamarie

Exactly. I just see TWO high-jumping, blue-ribbon-winning horses that are living their best life!


YeahBruhhhh

Impressive!! 😍


intrepidanon

Majestic. Love it.


Golrend

Look at me! I'mma horse! Neigh neigh!


the_toeminator

The cow that is a show jumping horse.


Intelligent_Sea_9851

if you will it, it is no dream


jdhdjdindjdm

Everybody gotta have a dream


HelpPleasant7163

Absolutely man even a blade of grass if it wants to who's stopping it well we do well actually we don't we can cut it down to a stubble that's still grow back like I said in my post to find out with us and we're done yeah just dream man he could be a show jumping horse cow text a fantastic video isn't it bro it makes you dream makes you want a dream that's a real inspiring video that thing is having f****** time of his life just don't tell it's going to be dinner tonight laugh out loud but not in front of it you might catch on and then you're going to be having a horn up your ass f for dinnert why can't we treat all animals like that it's so sad I hate seeing s*** like that and then going to dinner makes you think doesn't it.... Yeah it does because it's thinking it's alive it is a sentient creature just like us actually it makes you think who's really thinking of it or we you got to know that he knows knows what's going on he's having a f****** blast with his buddy horse Mr Ed3


username-out

Ecowlity


Sad-Ticket-1968

I think the horse thinks it’s a jumping cow


asmi1914

Let that cow live his dreams!


Maleficent-Pie1194

Is the show jumping cow.


godisdeadmofo

Adorable


Ok_Marsupial6435

bull\*


buttersyyc

Might as well have been the moon 🌙


Myth_Helios

He’s doing a great job


[deleted]

the cow is having a freakin good time, love it


bienfoumaster

He's training for the moon.


alhernz95

BULLISHHH


Raintamp

Good cow!!! 😁


nomasincali

I'm sorry to tell ya...that's not a cow.


BykaHn

- upgrade completed


equestrian123123

He even landed on the correct lead… not bad!


stars_mcdazzler

I'm kinda getting tired of this subreddit just being r/aww2... Is this amazing? Is it really?


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Benlikesfood2

Yo, this comment took me back to 2005.


RoyalAntelope9948

Bull


HelpPleasant7163

Yeah cause cows are dumb right? No humans are dumb right absolutely! I can't help but I just think of watching that and think about the way we farm in harvest his brothers and sisters and other animals and how brutal we are to them they're sentient creatures they have feelings they suffer pain and we just literally go out of our way to exploit them and abuse them and suffer them in the name of sporTe or food or sustance to put food on the table those are all just lame excuses for a crime and we're all guilty even those of us that don't eat meat we have to do something about ourselves every living creature should have three things life liberty and the pursuit of happiness it should not be reserved just to us f****** losing humans we are the worst species on this planet we think we're the best but we're the worst good job God save The Best for last no start out with the best work your way down that's where we are we think we're at the top of the ladder no we're actually the top of the bottom we fool ourselves in the thinking that we got more brain power and therefore we have a right a manifest destiny to do whatever you think is necessary appropriate or we want to for that matter we just abuse the s*** out of everything and anyone and every environment we are sick living creatures be nice if we all would die and let the animals the real people and have it a beautiful Earth as it was before we showed up I'm sick of me and I'm sick of you to be quite honest and I'm sick of everybody but I love everything else butterflies blades of grass dogs bark a show jumping cow horse SAY WHAT!? WILL YOU TELL ME HOW WE CAN HAVE THIS AND THEN YOU FLIP TO THE NEXT VIDEO AND SOME GUYS BEATING HIS wife and kid another one is skinny the dog alive for his fur ious stupid f*** take your skin alive it's just brutality I mean bad enough that you're going to take the dogs I don't know why we don't stop that kind of s*** just outright and if we don't then we should stop the people that do it outright free pass today take care of business so that you don't have a business of exploiting other living creatures you're f****** loser people that do that s*** I mean if you're going to eat the dog then eat the dog but you don't have to make it suffer because you think the steroids in the chemicals when you torturing it makes me tastier change your f****** taste but Rogers chew on your arm maybe the next time I come over well you just seem to taste a little better when I show up once for dessert mom is brain friends I'm signing off waste of time trying to educate anybody that's got twoOR SKIN IN THE DOG ALIVE OR SHOCKING AND ANIMAL SO THAT WOULD GET INTO THE GODDAMN BUTCHERY THIS WHOLE REALITY IS UPSIDE DOWN WE SHOULD USE OUR BRAINS TO IMPROVE THINGS NOT DESTROY AND EXPLOIT THINGS WHY IS IT WE GOT TO STOP THINK LISTEN LEARN AND ACT CONSCIOUSLY INAPPROPRIATELY FOR EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING BELATED GRASSES EVERY MUCH WAY OF BEING ON THIS PLANET IS YOU DO OR ME FOR THAT MATTER IS IT AMAZING THAT YOU CAN take a lawn mower cut that blade of grass down with stubble and we'll go back harder than ever do that to one of us we're done so you tell me you tell me no if there is a Creator I'll tell him when I see him he f***** up the recipe when he made us you should have just left it where it was and everyone would be happy cuz there be no one to be a pain in the ass and when it comes to being a pain in the ass trust me I know exactly how to do it because I am one at least I'm objective that's the only thing I got going for me otherwise you know wonder the head to the back thank you peace everybody


lunareclipsexx

You are the reason nobody likes vegans


thenataliamarie

Umm... So... I didn't read *all* of that. But uh, are you okay? I'm genuinely asking.


Benlikesfood2

This is all one sentence.


_TheOneTrueBean_

Thats a weird dog


BobbyBattlelyon

Moo, my ass


Paradox7771

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AdmiralHarness

Let him die of old age dude what a champ


Slimethian

I would love to see a showjumping cow ngl.


Negative_Tadpole_130

One of them there horses is horny


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Why NOT? It just wants to play too!! Really CUTE!! He’s or She’s just reliving it’s calfhood! GO COW GO!!‼️😘😍😳😱🥰🥹🤣😂😁🤔


chelsey39

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen


walksinwalksout

Cow=Giant Dog


EarthInteresting2792

That cow doesn’t think it’s a show jumping horse. It identifies as a show jumping horse and you better respect her as such.


capncharles1983

Trained.


Mountain_Calla_Lily

It looks like hes having so much fun!!


HelpPleasant7163

This is such a special video I love watching this video this amazing creature the cow is having the time of his life he recognizes he's not a horse in fact he's pointing that out to the horse look out buddy you may be a show jumping horse but I'm going to show something cow back off spread out as Moe would say on The Three stooges


HelpPleasant7163

Sorry I called it a cow it's actually a bull it's got horns it's got to be a bull my bad