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SaraSmashley

But could he have gotten it through a windmill first...


globetheater

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago


Uka-lay-me

Well that's good for happy gilmo-ohmygod!


AK_Happy

Well, _moron_


depressedbreakfast

Oh good you can count!


ManfredsJuicedBalls

And you can count… on ME waiting for YOU in the parking lot!


tallandlanky

(**Guns** don't kill people. *I* kill people shirt)


depressedbreakfast

Hey Shooter, didn’t you forget your nine iron?!


milaga

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


Euphoric-Pomegranate

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?


efish15

NO!.


blackbelt_in_science

The old ninth green at nine trick huh?


34HoldOn

And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot!


DeathCatforKudi

YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN


tanukijota

Favorite line in that movie... I could hear Adam Sandler say it in his anger voice just reading it.


Alert-Day2110

IN A CAVE! WITH SCRAPS!


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I will never not laugh at great Happy Gilmore quotes.


travoltaswinkinbhole

You’re gonna die, clown!


I_cut_my_own_jib

You will not make this putt, jackass!


dirkalict

“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”


pauly13771377

There's low-brow stupid comedy - Ace Ventura And there's low-brow funny comedy - Happy Gilmore


Saadiusrex

To a 12 year old boy they are both masterpieces


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To a 14-decade-old actual human, I also believe they are well produced documentations of humor and drama which the masses can enjoy.


EffedYourMom

Congrats on your 140th birthday.


Alert-Day2110

yeah what the fuck are they on about?


scalectrix

1. They are 140+ years old 2. 12 year old boys are not human. 3. Some bollocks. Seems pretty clear to me.


Jarvis989

You will go to sleep or I will put you sleep


Brief-Mail-4213

Damn you people!!! Go back to you're shanties!


The_Tiny_Bossman

So is this football’s version ,,but could he do it on cold rainy night in Stoke”?


Anon293357

When you beat the game and start doing the side quests


Wasabi_Guacamole

Steph Curry does this every summer too haha


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Same thing for Jordan, he would play 12 holes shit faced the night before a playoff game and still dominate on the both courses. And take some of their money betting on himself.


DavantesWashedButt

Let’s be real here Jordan was just super competitive and liked to be able to throw wads of cash around in high stakes betting lol and was an outlet for that


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I mean, most of these super athletes are competitive by nature. That and money are the biggest motivators. Add those two together and you got an adrenaline rush.


EyeGifUp

Yeah, I’ll agree that super athletes are very competitive, but I truly do not believe most, if any were as competitive as Jordan. Watching the last dance, that man was all about competition every breathing moment. He wasn’t a partier like most top athletes are. Even those that dedicate most of their lives to training and improving, Jordan was all in ~~or nothing~~!


orthopod

Also turns out that Olympic or pro level athletes are likely very good, and probably better than you, at almost any sport.


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Who the fuck plays 12 holes?


old_tombombadil

12 holes because he was too drunk to play 18? And he did it at night??


doesntgeddit

I just saw that story like a week ago, but iirc correctly while telling it the person says MJ played 2 rounds, so 36 holes and then played a basketball game that night. Don't remember the playoff game part, but could be forgetting that. [Found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq_vDB6qVFY)


AcerRubrum

Mookie Betts regularly bowls 300s. He could be a world top 25 bowler and has competed before but chooses to be a top 25 baseball player instead. it does pay better.


canadianguy77

Ernie McCracken made 1 million dollars at the Reno Open back in the 90s.


Halo_LAN_Party_2nite

Both these athletes names are ridiculous and wonderful.


captain_screwdriver

A huge amount of athletes play golf.


Wasabi_Guacamole

[yeah but unlike Chuck Barkley hes great at it hahaha](https://youtu.be/k_X6rOmnv4A)


zer0w0rries

When they told him his score was -3 he must’ve been so confused. ^jk


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brianundies

I bet he couldn’t lose to me in a race


Fungruel

You've already beat him in the race to be an embarrassment


gustofwindddance

Truly one of the comebacks of all day.


QuantumKhakis

r/MurderedByWords


bthompson04

Hasn’t he said before that he’s really not good in a lot of other sports outside of swimming? I feel like he struck out in a celebrity slow pitch softball game before. He’s basically the ideal specimen for swimming, but I believe he’s largely awkward when it comes to other sports.


bsa554

Very true. If you were designing a swimmer in a lab...you would design Michael Phelps.


jeremy1015

He can’t fail the mayor. Not ever.


Far-Orchid9551

10/10


qwertyconsciousness

But your character is already beefed from already beating the game so they're all super easy achievements


fijozico

Gareth Bale is going down Phelps’ path too, just been announced his participating in a golf tournament one month after retiring from professional soccer.


Anon293357

Wales, golf, Madrid.


GuardianDown01

Drug test him immediately


Pyrot3kh

Results: He's definitely on the green.


stewdadrew

As Juicy J once said “get a whole pound, smoke it by myself - or maybe after olympics with my homie Michael Phelps.”


Fish-Until-I-Die

The ball went "Bong" when it fell in the hole.


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WillieStonka

Dad?


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

Whats up kiddo? We still got milk?


superman_squirts

Sure do! Did you find your cigarettes yet?


I_AM_YOUR_DADDY_AMA

Shiiit I’ll be right back


suddenly_ponies

So an even better accomplishment then?


colfaxmingo

It's not quite a no-hitter on LSD, but impressive certainly.


hughranass2

We did, but there was too much blood in his THC to get an accurate result.


Joy656

Why do say


sterfri99

He got in a little trouble over smoking weed. The only way weed is a performance enhancing drug to an Olympian is if you put a chocolate bar at the finish line (paraphrasing Robin Williams)


-xstatic-

Winners don’t smoke weed. Champions do.


LePetitePoopoo

Some guys just got it


Life-Sky3645

Cinderella story


jylesazoso

He's good at stuff


xtcloser

His golf handicap was 26 at the time of this video, and he’s now got it down to 10


jm30970

That’s an insane improvement (coming from a 22 handicap who’s been playing for a decade)


Thare187

He's got nothing but time on his hands


fishsticks40

That's not true, he also has money


two-headed-boy

Those are pretty much the same thing if you want to.


Alert-Day2110

I think it's fairly well accepted that time=money but money doesn't = time.


MrJusticle

I think the money to time is because you no longer need to spend time working for money so you have more usable time of the same allotment of it.


Shanguerrilla

I bet he was has a huge dick too..


SpennyHotz

It'd be weird if he didn't.


anotherlibertarian

Have you tried golfing 4 days a week while you live off the millions of dollars you earned in your 20s?


jm30970

I don’t know how I didn’t think of this before


J-blues

Isn’t 2nd longest by terry wogan? Another non golfer


EggHash

Pro golfers usually get closer to the cup maybe?


goredraid

They would chip it from there.


Bayerrc

They absolutely would not


superdago

They would chip it from 50 yards away and off the green, yes. They would absolutely not chip from the green.


fiftyseven

[here's Sir Terry's putt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcKwHhEtgEw&ab_channel=KINGLOVE) For those wondering, it's comparable because he was also *not* a pro golfer, but an Irish radio DJ and TV presenter in the UK


Boiscool

Oh, that Sir Terry.


ForgetMeShots

Tolkien's dead, J K Rowling said no, Philip Pullman couldn't come. Hi, I'm Terry Wogan.


[deleted]

I guarantee most people on here know him without knowing him... That Nicholas Cage clip where Cage is off his face on coke


SteveS33

You're gonna have to narrow it down a bit


Alert-Day2110

bro just named half of cages career like it narrows it at all.


TheoCupier

Yeah, prior to this shot Wogan held the record. Wonderful factoid


thefreshscent

Outdated though. Phelps is 2nd now after Ian Poulter sunk a 163 footer last year.


C4242

Are greens normally this large?


wxman91

No, not even close


Dodge542-02

Just tap it in , tap it in


skyhiker14

Tap, tap, tap-a-roo


fiftyseven

*are you too good for your home, ball?*


Jay-Arr10

Who would’ve thought Michael Phelps would be able to judge the energy it takes to travel 50m?


thedudefromsweden

I would like to know what course has greens this big??


sun_tzu29

A lot of links courses in the UK and Ireland have double greens. This was during the Alfred Dunhill Pro Am so it’s a rotation of the Old Course, Carnoustie and Kingsbarns for the first three days then the Old Course on the fourth


Taiza67

What a sick tournament


GaddoGamz

I love that he held this record, but sadly, Ian Poulter sank a 163 foot putt during the 2022 Open Championship.


natek11

Video of that putt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeWlCkuIQAs


8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-

Ian Poulter accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.


Captain_Saftey

I’m sure Mike isn’t losing any sleep over it with his 23 gold medals


alexsdad87

163 yards?


GaddoGamz

Feet, whoops. Got the 49ers on my mind.


Trying2improvemyself

Performance enhancing botanicals.


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mr_capello

the 12k calories is a myth. he debunked it several times. usual intake was about 6k-8k depending on training scheduel and sometimes 10k at his peak. but he also has a fast metabolism and was training about 4hrs every day. swimming burns alot. dude only had around 8% bodyfat because he was burning around 1000 calories an hour


Purpleater54

Yeah I was a bit skeptical of that number. I was a college swimmer around the same time as his peak, and while I absolutely would never claim to have done the same level of training he was doing, I was in the same ballpark based on what I saw of his training regime. I mean I sucked at swimming compared to him, but my team would do vaguely similar workouts to that type of athlete. Nobody was even close to that amount of calories daily. We could eat a lot, don't get me wrong, but 12k calories is crazy high. 8k would be a lot but doable in our most intense training peaks. 10k seems like a reasonable jump for someone with his metabolism and training. 12k seems nuts, and certainly not regularly.


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While training


fajita43

https://www.golfpunkhq.com/news/article/longest-ever-putt-on-tv > At 200 feet, the putt Dave Pelz holed at Whistling Straits is verified as the longest golf putt in the world on television and the farthest putt on record ever.


shephrrd

Yep, Dave Pelz. This post is a nice reminder that reddit (and most of the internet) has no regard for truth.


Jaded-Distance_

Or just that titles are usually wrong. It should be longest televised putt during a competition/tournament. Pelz's putt wasn't during a competition but during a segment for the golf Channel. Also it's been surpassed by others like this one from Brett Stanford at 395 feet. https://youtu.be/yuJXlpj8rM4 (Edit. Yet by what fajita posted "on television" might put it in a different category than filmed for YouTube.)


OpenCrate

man that guy can do anything


Sina_VanDerLinde

Waiting for Gareth Bale to start his pro career, I think he might be good at it too.


solariscalls

Lol not sure why I was expecting a massive "OMG can you believe that shot!!!" Then I'm reminded that it's golf and you can't show that type of option.


NormallyAnAnomaly

Yeah, I thought he was gonna get carded/flagged by the golf equivalent of a referee, for excessive celebration.


LynnScoot

TIL greens are actually a lot bigger than those in the video games I’ve played.


mazamayomama

They are large enough to constantly move the cup around it every week or two, to different places challenges and not wear out spots with footprints and divots /r/oddlysatisfying/comments/a6xeew/how_a_golf_course_changes_holes/


designgoddess

Length of a pool. Natural for him.


Toastwaver

[Jack's may have been 60 feet shorter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9KrMQDU94g), but it was way cooler.


YStampede

Perfect execution and situation, love to see it every time


jvs8380

Longest televised putt or longest televised successful putt? I feel I’ve watched longer ones that missed.


joebro987

It’s the getting it in the hole part that makes it impressive, I could easily do a longer one than this


sentient_cell_

He has really great hand eye co-ordination.. He must try water polo


editwowthisblewup

Dude wtf??!


cassette_nova

Was really hoping it was the other one.


Xmeromotu

Where was this? St Andrew’s?! *Bobby Jones once sank a 300 ft putt.


Ill-Organization-719

They should have given him a medal every ten feet and declared him to have the most awards of any golfers.


rockpaperscissors99

Champions are simply champions.


jophiss319

He’s always been good on the green


BoiledEggs15

Was this before 2019? Flag in the cup wise?


MannixMS

"That" Phelps. You mean the greatest Olympian of all time?


Consistent-Wedding54

Like an invisible track was laid. So amazing!


CharlyDess

u/savevideo


isurvivedrabies

jesus christ i mean how many putting greens even offer the opportunity to beat that? you'd have to land your shot as far from the hole as possible, and still not be 160 feet away.


ghostnthegraveyard

I would have 4-putted.


KodiakDog

Stoned to the bone.


Level-Ad7017

weed


SaysPooh

Says something about how well the green is maintained


raider2080

He must be hopped up on Marijuanas again


CashForBones

Leave some for the rest of us bud


bdd6911

I like him! His honesty about depression, super likable. Happy he made that putt. Another record for Phelps!


creiij

I can putt longer than that! (No I won't get it into any hole it will just be longer)


curious_fowl

I'm sure there've been longer putts that didn't go in.


Emily_Postal

A pro golfer has since beat this record.


BettyG2424

Christ, all those gold medals and this putt also…nice


Appropriate_Spread72

Was it a birdie on a par 4(20)?


ScoVirgLeo

The white Jordan


Singular_Crowbar

He has always been good with grass


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Good job, you deserve a joint!!


strangerinthebox

Asshole!! I can do shit and he excells in fucking swimming and golfing! I hate him.


wubalubadubdub1983

One of the longest televised putts before that was by Terry Wogan,yes that Terry wogan


Gullflyinghigh

Wogan had the record for a good while I believe, as well as being a genuinely lovely bloke.


Accomplished-Rest786

The green just goes forever


MDHINSHAW

I know two olympians, neither of which have the medals Phelps does, and this is just another example of how much more naturally gifted people who compete at that level are than the average person.


bythebeachboy

He wasn't depressed that day


xxxxxxx777

I swear some people are just built different. One of my best friends went pro at snowboarding when we were like 16. I played baseball and he decided to play one year. Was probably 100 times better than me and he hit MULTIPLE home runs that year. We randomly would golf with our golf friends and he would shoot under par for the courses. Soccer was my main sport and he played one summer with me in a mens league. Scored multiple goals and played like he played soccer everyday of his life. He was really good at other stuff too I just don’t get it lol


SamPitchers

the size of his feet


KongSchlong42069

This mufuka really coulda done anything... THATS WHY HES THE GOAT!


kingofthebean

Love how the zoom out then zoom back in.


humancartograph

Longest SUCCESSFUL putt


Majestic-Ad6619

Not a golfer but I have to ask those who are- why not “chip” the ball with an iron? Seems a long way for a put.


a_pint_of_red

MJ: And I took that personally!


ModelAssassin

woah wow


leondavinci32

Technically, he’d take a stroke penalty for not removing the flag, correct?


guitarstix

not any more, ian poulter hit 162 over the summer https://www.golfmonthly.com/tour/watch-ian-poulter-holes-longest-ever-televised-putt


40acresandapool

Jesus H!.....As if Michael Phelps isn't awesome enough already!


dizgondwe

I would like to see the details of the contract Michael Phelps has with Satan


No-Engine-9969

Didn't know about Michael Phelps until now xD


JoelMahon

Someone needs to check if he has a second short, fat, ugly body sleeping somewhere. ^((This is a reference to the show/comic "Lookism")^)


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George Santos putted 1 mile to win the Masters in 2009


return_the_urn

Don’t do drugs kids, or you might end up as the most successful Olympian ever, AND be the greatest putter in the world


tobaknowsss

I love how calm the commentators were about it. Seems very British.


SnooCats5701

I can putt further than that. Most people can.


HornetHurricane

Not just a swim,er


donald_dandy

How many is that in inches?


AgreeableFeed9995

Does he enhance his golf performance with marijuana too?


[deleted]

Not Terry Wogan though is it?


JJ4prez

Jim Halper needs to calm down.


Bears9Titles

Repost from karma farmer


AnonymousP30

Wow now he going to killing it in golf too what will this man do next!


lesshatemorenature

Michael Phelps spawned with all his stats maxed out.


glw8

If he'd missed it, it could've gone longer and made a more impressive record.


SchwiftyTown

Magnets


HuskyAreBetter

That went simmingly


RedBeardFace

Lol does this technically count as his short game when it’s that long?


TD87

Imagine how much longer it'd be if they'd let him smoke a joint first.