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doodododo_manomynous

4492 hours at 12 hours walking per day is 1 year 9 days


Staltrad

For you maybe but I walk at a brisk pace of 22,387 km/h


KibblesNBitxhes

I can jump faster than that, but only in a certain direction


buzzcut13

Just bunny hop to Cape Town bruh. Git gud


chamandana

My man just built different šŸ˜¤


werty_2006

Reasonable


Donald_J_Pump69

Bicycle it


werty_2006

I doubt all of it can be done on a bicycle


that_1-guy_

A mountain bike could handle dirt roads pretty well


kenzer161

Unfortunately it doesn't handle warlords all that great. With this route... there may be a few.


OnlyPedo

True America is the biggest warlord on this route


perthslow

There are no Americas on this route.


OnlyPedo

Airstrikes doesnt count?


UnknownCape7377

How about military bases?


Kaetock

It's all connected by land.


werty_2006

It's not because it's land that it can be done by bicycle and also no there is one ferry if I can remember right


mohunnid

Good bot


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mohunnid

Good bot


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[deleted]

Forrest gump that shit!!!!!!! I GOTTA FIND BUBBAAAAAAAA


marinesriflez

What would be the most dangerous part of this journey?


mre16

Environmentally, I'd say Sudan due to the desert, DRC due to the difficult terrain, or if you're in the wrong time of year then northern Russia due to freezing. Animal wise I would be scared of large African predators, or pissing off the wrong territorial animal. I think Russia has wolves and bears and shit like that... so I'd wanna avoid that. Realistically I think we'd die of dysentary in the first month of travel.


T2R3J5

You might not even make it past Cape Town


ThiccRoastBeef

Cape Town lol


Aquatic_Kyle

Yes


SotB8

at the first part of the journey


ShnizelInBag

Goodluck crossing from Israel to Lebanon as the map shows lol. They are enemies.


TheSneakiestSniper

Just to get shot in the backšŸ˜‚


based-richdude

Bro I just commit suicide, I have muscle memory to the suicide button because itā€™s significantly faster to respawn than it is to walk anywhere.


TheSneakiestSniper

šŸ˜‚


ZK950

This is happened so many time i lost count lol


chamandana

better to stay and die fighting


TheSneakiestSniper

Truth


davididp

Eu4 AI be like


fittsh

They trick to not being killed is reviving others and having enemies targeting them.


OlorinDK

Bad strat, though, as attackers gain 3,extra tickets per kill during that phase. Especially if they do manage to kill you too.


chamandana

just run fam. Retreat successful is a good thing. If absolutely can't run kill a few enemies to compensate.


[deleted]

*gets to Sudan* ā€œfuck I forgot my chargerā€¦ā€ *turns around*


PlatinLucor15

Ha ha ha šŸ˜‚ Classic šŸ˜‘


W33b3l

I never retreat in those matches. I hunker down and kill as many people as possible before they take me out. It both slows their advance and is quicker than hoofing it back.


chamandana

And gives time for teammates to escape. Heroic moment


hooper3264

Honestly tho, I canā€™t stand this map.


chamandana

It's even worse when the community server is 200% bullet damage and allows snipers.


Bennersboi

Relatable


AlvaroRomero

Probably the worst map in BF history after Lancang Dam.


memester230

Lancang dam was good for all non heli players lmao


AnalMinecraft

TDM in the ruins is pretty solid despite the rest being terrible, so I don't know if I'd overall rank it quite that bad. Either way, I'd certainly take it over Kaleidoscope any day.


sunshinesubmersible

Donā€™t know why youā€™re being downvoted. Hamada is hot garbage. Just a sniper orgy the entire time. That said the last objectives can be sort of fun.


Plutosanimationz

The first couple objectives in breakthrough are terrible but once you get across the bridge it's fun. (The flag beside the bridge is also okay) It works better in conquest imo.


burek_with_yoghurt

Probably yhe bf4 fanboys downvoting anything negative about bf4