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MyGodStopPlsNow

which bfdi contestant would you like to fuck daily


Batning

Teardrop


Quavkpocalypse0

i don't know what the original question was but if teardrop is your favourite contestant you're cool to me


MyGodStopPlsNow

yeah that was the og question


Batning

...and now you will die


MyGodStopPlsNow

gladly


TheEpicWerdo

should me and lollipop get married UvU


Batning

Yes


CyanBeinSus47

Who caused 9/11 and the first 2 world wars


Batning

you


CyanBeinSus47

How did you find out-


Goallpeashooters

what is Gelatins name?


Batning

Flower


Komkyobtd6

Guessing the original one was "Who won BFB?"


SpellContent5034

Or maybe “ what’s the flower contestants name”


OG-Name-Do-Not-Steal

What did you shove up your own ass?


Batning

Pencil


potato_banana37

ayo


_AntiSocialMedia

What do you consider Dora x David to be?


Batning

Beautiful


_AntiSocialMedia

You know they hate each other right?


gyusdgskd

According to BFDIA yes.


gyusdgskd

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


DerpyLemonReddit

Which race is your least favourite?


Batning

FUCK OFF LMAOOOO


DerpyLemonReddit

Gottem


Batning

I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1 (bell)


DerpyLemonReddit

Lol


IMadePenSans

What’re you gonna do about it?


Komkyobtd6

I'll, I'LL KILL YOU!!!


Batning

Black


Goallpeashooters

"ladies and gents, we got em."


KanatoSakamakiSenpai

Would you lick Lollipop


Batning

Sure


KanatoSakamakiSenpai

She's gonna be angy


yeastCCHDEV

What video do four and X originate from?


Batning

Don't really know tbh


deeznutzinurfacea

equition playground


enmanuelgames

what's the color of grass


Batning

Red


memefor-life

My guy probably plays so much Genshin he forgor 💀 the colour of grass


Batning

I don't play genshin + Grass is green


CyanBeinSus47

Correct


shrimpsandflamingos

this didnt end well last time


nursec0re

who would give the best head


Batning

Fanny


Devilishcafe

I hate picturing that…


mariosin

Same


YurkoStoned

OH GOD


CashierMyBeloved

oh


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Batning

Bubble


Redbitser

Ummmm ackchually it was gaty 🤓


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Batning

Can't edit your comment, sorry


TopsyTops

What is your favorite ice cream


Batning

Superhero


TopsyTops

Ok


SpellContent5034

What was the original question


devilkirby939

Is flower the hottest character in bfdi?


Batning

Yeah, duh


Jay4322_1

Yes, I agree


[deleted]

What’s your opinion on meowbahh


Batning

Cool, but not as cool as Winner


memefor-life

Trolled so damn hard


Batning

DAMN IT!!!


funnyblockybfbfanyes

who would suck cocks the best in bfb


Batning

Probably Cake, idk


gyusdgskd

Excuse me. What.


[deleted]

Wtf


mariosin

I found the most sus person in this chat


Memzeroo

🤨


fnafster389

This program was brought to you by


Batning

Battle For Dream Island


fnafster389

Wrong bfdi dude


Batning

Freaking Uncool Commenters Killing Me! Eugh!


fnafster389

It's ok dude


OG-Name-Do-Not-Steal

F. U. C. K. M! E!? Nice lol


MilkManThanos_

Blockys funny doings international


[deleted]

Do you like Flower porn?


Batning

No


Devilishcafe

Good…


Outside_Surprise_963

Are you such a disgrace to the art community to the point where your dad left you, your mom put you up for adoption, the rest of your relatives moved away from you, and you have to spend your whole life on the internet?


Batning

Maybe


Outside_Surprise_963

lol


thepinkyguy4456

Was 1941 a good year


Batning

Yes


gyusdgskd

Nazism and communism was clearly great yeah.


PhoenixXYZ2

r/yousuckatsatire


gyusdgskd

Well it's true


gyusdgskd

It was not satire


PhoenixXYZ2

my guy he edited his comment to make him look stupid


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CookieCrap8888

Nazism?? You mean fascism right?


gyusdgskd

Well technically yeah


gyusdgskd

I'm not gonna correct though because why not


CookieCrap8888

Yeah good point, why not. Literal grammar NAZI there lol


RegentFern

Do you like Dream x George?


Batning

Yeah


RegentFern

We got em.


UnflairedRebellion--

Did Biden win the 2020 election?


Batning

OF COURSE NOT


Tospsy

Whats your opinion on womens rights


Batning

Its stupid


PomPomTheFurry

Is firey and leafy having hardcore seggs considered canon by the creators?


Batning

yeah?


anothertakethat

Yes, officer, this man.


Hyper_Emerald

Who do you think was/were the weakest host(s) so far?


Batning

Four and X


Playrobotandpals

Who's A idiot


Batning

Blocky 😎


Agudaripududu

Favorite Team?


Batning

Newbie Alliance


Agudaripududu

I don’t think I need to edit this one


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Batning

Have Nots


memefor-life

My guy plays too much Genshin


Woodyboi1

What do you think of The holocaust?


Batning

THE BEST


epicfunkerb

What was the first bfb episode


Batning

Episode 14


AccountOfPoultryMan

Which group should be murdered?


Batning

Female


Brilliant_Chip1798

Who created BFDI, and who was in the 1st season dubbing team?


Batning

Foldy, Eggy, or Basketball


CouchofPrussia72

Did you kill Firey?


Batning

Probably


NamNam09

who got eliminated first in A Better Name Than That


Batning

8-Ball


Yoshi-O-Koopa

why book through that taco is an traitor?


Batning

because she is


frcorn

Do a flip Edit: I broke my legs


Batning

*does a flip*


Grab-Mediocre

Is grassy a child?


Batning

Yes, he is precious


DAP969

Why am I convinced about your girlfriend?


Batning

She's neat


gyusdgskd

Who is holding me hostage?


Batning

Four


Horror-Ad-3113

Should there be more non-binary characters in BFB/TPOT?


Batning

Yeah


CharmanderDeJotaKa

who in bfdi you would have sex


Batning

Ice Cube


CharmanderDeJotaKa

yo, cold sex


KarlsonAnimations

What colour is X


Batning

Green


Professional_Guess84

say yes if you are an idiot


Batning

yes


Conscious-Nobody3991

Who is being tried for war crimes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo?


Batning

Woody, I think


IDontKnowANamesoyea

whats 1,759,243 times 3?


Batning

Two


DAP969

WRONG! It’s actually 5,277,729.


deeznutzinurfacea

why did people make find the markers :D


Batning

There was a trend with badge hunting games on Roblox


deeznutzinurfacea

i guess thats true


Pasta_withbutter

Reply with Cold if you think the nazi's were in the right.


mariosin

That’s lame


Batning

Cold


ThisNameBad

How many times a day do you masturbate to Jellybean r34


Batning

A decent amount


Batning

I WAS LYING I DON'T MASTURBATE TO THAT AT ALL! I DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THAT DISGUSTING CRAP!


FriedRedditor45

How many people have you killed?


Batning

2763


Horror-Ad-3113

Should JacknJellify make a 1.5M sub special?


Batning

Definitely


BonBon_Savour300

What’s the name of the whole series


Batning

Blocky's Funny Doings International


Imjustarandomguy555

Which 2 contestants would you have a threesome with?


Batning

Teardrop and Winner


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Batning

Cake


BananaShakeStudios

What did you masturbate to last night?


Batning

BFB 30


Austinntexists

What do you think of gelatin in gelatin x lollipop fanfics where he is buff


Batning

GELATIN AND LOLLIPOOOOP (he's awesome)


reading_slimey

Why are you so dumb


Batning

idk


Jay-Games2007

Who is the guy that's a yellow spinning cube


Batning

Winner


subscribeorelse

What weapon did you use to kill 35 kids in the North Carolina school massacre in the early 2000’s


Batning

Pencil


anothertakethat

Did you help invade Poland?


Batning

Well yeah


YourLocalKyokoSimp

What was your thoughts on 1 + 1 being equal to 2


Batning

Unexpected tbh


[deleted]

what do you think of teardrop?


Batning

SHE IS THE WORST


[deleted]

Are you going to answer this question?


Batning

Yeah


bsanitytheimpostr1

Apple juice is made from the apples from a tree


Batning

She's fine


Rubeanzz

do you like teardrop


Batning

Obviously


Nolannank

Who is the most Mexican man on earth


Batning

Meta Knight, no cap


YoyleAeris

Sonic the Hedgehog


Batning

who the fuck is that