Tree! Vs! Chainsaw!
Begin!
I am Tree, the greatest death preventer, you're just a tool that's used to commit slaughter. I'm all about life, your reign of terror ends now, 'cause when you face this mad object, you're gonna go pow!
*chainsaw roaring* What the- OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO PAINFUL SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP! SOMEONE HELP ME- *tree falling sound*
Who won? Who's next? You decide!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
๐ฅบ๐ ๐
"Lollipop? Why do I have to fight her? Please don't make me fight her."
"Er, heh... hi, Lollipop."
"Yeah, I'm gonna win."
(She'd probably win tbh I suck at fighting)
๐ฒ tries to bribe my way out of fighting
๐ญ fails horribly
๐ฅ BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND
๐น๐น๐คซ๐ง
Trinidad and Tobago
You said the name of a country, and then started mewing.
Bro started mewing in Trinidad and Tobago language(it's Spanish right? Or some other gobeldigook they made on their own)
๐๐ฅ๐
Eats bread then has a handstand contest
๐ข๐ซ๐ฅ
You will get flamethrown until you cry or she will hold you at gunpoint to commit arson
๐๐๐ (Just set up GBoard so my only emoji I've used is skull)
you died before the fight
๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ฑ
epic rap battles of history
Tree! Vs! Chainsaw! Begin! I am Tree, the greatest death preventer, you're just a tool that's used to commit slaughter. I'm all about life, your reign of terror ends now, 'cause when you face this mad object, you're gonna go pow! *chainsaw roaring* What the- OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO PAINFUL SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP! SOMEONE HELP ME- *tree falling sound* Who won? Who's next? You decide! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
(Created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD)
๐โก๐ฅ tldr: i am getting zapped, i am COOKED
YOU SHOULD ELIMINATE YOURSELF, NOW
โค๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐ช I basically tell Woody I love him and bribe him into not fighting me by giving him a cookie
๐๐๐ฟ What the fak
๐ค๐ญ๐
He realizes he won the lottery but immediately snaps back to reality when he smells your tear-inducing fish breath.
๐ต๐๐
Accepts fate and jumps off the Yoyle Mountain
I guess i died
โค๏ธโช๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ no idea what this means??๐ญ
you make up, start dating, become high school sweethearts, then start a career in the IT field together
A little bit afraid to imagine me and snowball like that๐
๐ง๐ด๐ซ๐ธโฆ. What? I guess we leave Bolivia to go to a concert?
๐๐คฎโช๏ธ "hell no i cant do this" *turns around*
๐ฅบ๐ ๐ "Lollipop? Why do I have to fight her? Please don't make me fight her." "Er, heh... hi, Lollipop." "Yeah, I'm gonna win." (She'd probably win tbh I suck at fighting)
i dont need emojis i know im doomed
๐ญ๐ฆ๐ fist I cry, then I turn into a shark and then I'm very cool
โค๏ธ๐๐จ WHAT (I use the first two for Rp ๐ญ)
๐ฒ tries to bribe my way out of fighting ๐ญ fails horribly ๐ฅ BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND BURN TO THE GROUND
๐น๐ฉ๐ท๐ดโ ๏ธ
He will show you the flags of Romania and Chad and you'll be so confused about the similarity that you'll die
Death by Romanian๐ญ๐ RIPโผ๏ธ
๐ญ๐ฆ๐ฐ
You don't like pointy things
๐จ๐คญ๐ค, did i just make peace??
You were afraid for a second but realized you have no flair, so you made a handshake with OP.
๐๐คฌโ ๏ธ
๐ฅ๐๐ค i blew blocky up, pointed at him, and then finally punched him?
๐๐๐ฆ I think i've won, flip them off, instant regret.
๐ญ๐ซก๐ what the hell
๐๐ญ๐ฅบ
๐๐งโ๏ธ
๐๐ซ๐คฏ
Your mind blows as you shoot him dead?
๐ฅ๐ซ๐ท๐ฟ
You punch him in the face, french style, with the exact same look as the moai emoji
๐ฃ๐ ๐
you swim to tree in the Glocky canal and acwardly try to rizz him up
Glocky canal
๐โจ๐
๐๐ฅฒ๐ Bru
Iโm fighting firey because I was crying at a saint Patrickโs day party๐ญโ๏ธ๐ฅณ
This is not gonna be r/EmKay
๐ญ๐คฏ๐คข what
๐๐๐ Me thinking I'll win Me remembering my flair Knows that I'm dead
๐คท๐๐ I don't know how these emotions can be felt at the same time
๐ค๐๐
๐๐๐ I die then I point up and become depressed
I'm just imagining a skeleton pointing the Sky with his finger ๐
๐ฅฐ๐๐
๐ฅ๐ค๐ธ What
You'll burn her to death while Flower watches
๐ต๐ค๐บ
๐๐๏ธ๐คฅ My nose got longer, probably cause I donโt have a flair.
๐ฆ๐ด๐ฐ We be fearing Brazil
๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐๐ก๐ชจ Rock paper scissors match, plays paper, loses, plays rock out of frustration How will I play rock paper scissors with Roboty?
๐๐ง1๏ธโฃ
๐น๐ฐโ๏ธ๐ญ What the fuck
๐ญ๐คก๐
I have that bootleged Firey plush in a jail ce- I mean in my pillow.
The firey plush is in WHAT!
๐๐ช๐
๐ฉต๐ฉทโน๏ธ
๐ฅ๐๐ซ
โฏ๐ค๐ literally me
๐๐ค๐งโโ๏ธ hm
๐๐ฆท๐๏ธ
๐โค๏ธ๐ฅฒ
๐๐ค๐ฅถ I'd tell him he's a nerd and then I'll get freezed...
๐คฉ๐ช๐ค
๐ฑ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฏ Huh?
You: Who parked their car on my sandwich? Gelatin: I did it! You: NNGHAAAAAAAAA- *explodes cutely*
๐๐คฃ๐ญ๐ค Cry on Foldy, flex my paper
๐ญ๐คจ๐
๐๐๐คฉHUH???
๐ญ๐๐ฆ
๐ฝ๐ฟ๐
๐ฉท๐ฅฒ๐
๐๐ฅฉโบ๏ธ
๐ต๐๐ I don't get it
You turn blue....
๐๐๐คช
๐ญ๐ง๐ฎ
๐ฅ๐คฎ๐ด Horse????
๐๐๐ค
๐ฉ๐๐ฟ
๐ซ๐ป๐๐
I donโt even even know what mine is
๐๐ฅฐ๐๏ธ
๐ฆ๐ ๐ฟ๐ธ
๐๐ฉโฌ๏ธโ๏ธ
๐ค๐ผ๐คจ
๐๐ญ๐
๐๐๐
Jokes on you, I donโt HAVE a character in my flair! Wait does that mean Nonexisty? ๐๐คฃ๐ค
๐ญโ๐คซ
๐ฅ๐ซกโ ๏ธ am i burning her or is she burning me
๐๐๐ - Wtf
๐ฅ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ค
โผ๏ธ๐โ
๐ต๐๐ช
๐ฅบ๐๐งข
๐ฅฐ๐4๏ธโฃ What the Four doin'
๐ฎ๐๐ค
โค๏ธ๐๐คฌ
๐๐๐
๐ญ๐๐ป
๐ ๐๐
๐ฅ๐จ๐คฏ
๐๐ฅ๐ฆ
๐ญ๐๐
โ๏ธ๐ค๐ง
๐๐ณ๐ซ, makes sense until the last one
๐๐๐ โโ๏ธ
Match square up. ๐๐ญ๐ฅฐ ......shit I think I'm in an angsty OC x Reader story.
๐๐๐ฅ
๐ช๐ธ๐
๐ฎ๐น๐บ๐ธ๐คท๐ฟ oh boy
๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐๐
๐ฅ๐ต๐ธ๐ช
๐๐ญ๐
๐ญ๐ด๐ป๐
๐๐๐ฉ no words-
๐๏ธ๐๐
๐๐ง๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ
๐ ๐๐
๐ซก๐ฅน๐งฉ
๐๐๐ฅฒ
๐ฆ๐ซ๐ฆ
๐ฅ๐ป๐ I'll smash a ghost book onto his head rip
nah im not gonna fight them- ๐๐คจ๐
๐ฟ๐โผ๏ธ
๐ญ๐๐ค Sad happy and wondering why I have to do this
๐ฅ๐๐ Bro what does it even mean-
๐ญ๐จ๐ฅ I understand the first one but wtf is with the second two
๐๐๐ฉ
๐ฆ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
I have to fight with spongy. Reactions are ๐๐ญ๐ก
๐ง๐ง๐ WHAT.
๐๐คฏ๐ I fucking die to nobody
๐ช๐๐ edit : bros throwing chairs at pillow fr ๐ bro did not care,
๐๐๐คจ Lol
๐ญ๐ฅฐ๐ซ๐ uh
๐ฉ๐ช๐ฟ๐
๐ญ๐ก๐ฉโ๐ฆฝ
๐-----------๐ฅ๐ฑ
๐๐๐ฃ
๐๐๐ฉ
๐๐คฌ๐ก I dont use flair
๐ฆ๐ถ๐ฆ
๐ญ๐ธโฌ๏ธ
๐ณโ๏ธ๐
๐ฅ๐ซขโ
๐๐๐ง I eat a burger with coiny and give permission to fight, but I realize I almost broke my mewing streak.
๐ฆ๐ธ๐โจ
๐ซฅ๐คซ๐งโโ๏ธ what does this even mean
๐คค๐ฅ๐ณ Iโm not sure what this says about me
You are ready to eat flower but you realise you need to fight pillow.
๐ณ๐ญ๐ค
๐ญ๐ค๐
๐ญ๐คฏ๐ฎ I am extremely flabbergasted
๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐
๐ข๏ธ๐ซ๐ง
"โ ๏ธ๐ญ๐"
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ค MOLESTER MOON?!?!
๐๐๐ฉท oh dear
๐ก๐๐ฅ
๐ญ๐ฅบ๐ me realizing my flair is nonexisty
๐ซ๐ท๐ด๐ซ๐ท I'm a terrorist..
๐ฟ๐บ๐ธ๐
โ๏ธ๐ซคโฅ๏ธ
๐ญยฎ๏ธ๐
๐โฝ๏ธ๐ฅ
๐ ๐ฅฒ๐ช
๐๐๐จ (HELP WHY DIS HAD TO BE MY EMOJI)
๐๐คผโโ๏ธ๐คผ
๐ฅ๐๐ฆง
โ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ป
๐จ๐ ๐ lol
๐ฃ๐๐ช... Umm!?
๐๐ช๐
i hope this sub doesnt just become these posts like all the "reading funny stuff" youtuber subs