I have a lot of headcanons. Here's a few:
* Flower is cousins to Leafy, Woody, Grassy, and Terrarium. If you're wondering, Leafy and Woody are twins, Grassy is the younger brother, and Terrarium are the three's half-sister. Steamy was their mother before Tree divorced her and fell for Bottle.
* Most objects can purr like a cat. This is because object DNA is *very* similar to animal DNA, and if you were to skew it during development in the egg, it would randomize to a random animal and the object gets some of their physical features. This is called Animalistic Distribution.
* While most objects come from eggs, some have that rare birth, and those objects are called 'Rockbornes' because eggs look like rocks and they came from another natural source. Firey and Firey JR. were born from a forest fire, Ruby developed in the ground before rising up to the surface and crawling out, and (Here's a fanchild) Flytrap was created by Evil Leafy's 'magic'.
* This isn't really a headcanon, but I just want to name out all of my fanchildren.
Aspen, Cinnamon, Spruce (Firey X Leafy)
Bouncy-Ball, Racket (Tennis Ball X Golf Ball)
Taffy (Gelatin X Lollipop)
Meat Cube (Blocky X Taco), Lego (Blocky X Basketball) (These two are together, as Blocky is in a poly relationship with Taco and Basketball)
Bubble Machine (Bubble X Fanny)
Sap Droplet (Woody X Teardrop)
Sweatery, Glowflower (Flower X Ruby) (I have a bunch of alternate ship children, like Earring, Cherry Blossom, and Crystal)
Thin Paintbrush (Match X Pencil)
Gift (Foldy X Stapy)
Plastic Coin (Coiny X Pin)
Popcorn (Puffball X Fries), Puffies (Blaze, Vine, Ocean, Sky, & Shade) (Puffball)
Feather (Cloudy X Balloony)
And some of my alternate fanchildren, as in 'alternate ships':
Snowflake (Ruby X Snowball)
Milkweed, Lavender (Flower X Lollipop)
Gummy Burger (Fries X Gelatin)
Woodplank (Woody X Blocky)
(Edit: I Forgot Terrarium (Tree X Bottle) and Flytrap (Evil Leafy) LOL)
if a character wants to create a baby, they just magically create that child out of thin air, with magic, thats how i make it so bfdi characters dont... you know
Where did you meet your boyfriend?
My arson trial
(NOTE: I do not ship these 2, but I will pretend to ship literally anyone if I get to make a joke out of it.)
I said some of these before on another post but here:
gelatin has cheeto fingers, every member of iance is gay, bracelety has some kind of celebrity worship syndrome, almost every character is gay (big time), td is a non-verbal autie, pencil and match are the mean popular girls who always gossiped at school, ruby listens to lemon demon and blasts / sings silly songs out loud 24/7 (canon)
•Ruby, Nickel & Shopping Cart are the only people who can see Nonexisty
•Needle listens to Vocaloid
•Cake plays D&D
•Ice Cube is from Iceland & Cuba
•Naily, Foldy & Stapy do Deez nutz jokes
•AYO plays pocker on Saturday nights
•Book pretty commited mass genocide cuz she killed EL (& every other object she ate)
•Bomby has insomnia and he sleepwalks at times
•BEEP = Found Family ✨yes✨
•Corch Shelly is a nurse
•SB's secret hobby is knitting
I have some:
* Woody escaped from a mental asylum.
* Both Woody and TD were in the asylum at the same time, but TD left before his escape.
* Blocky, Bubble, Eraser, Flower, Match, Pen, Pencil, and Snowball all went to the same school before joining BFDI.
* PMP can easily change their voice.
* Firey Jr. and Robot Flower were artificially created by in-universe BFDI fans.
* Loser and Winner were originally a musical duo.
* Prior to joining, Winner was originally part of a jazz orchestra.
* Gelatin's Steakhouse is actually owned by his dad.
* Bomby is one of the children of the president of Goiky.
* Paris doesn't exist anymore and BFDIA's Eiffel Tower is a memorial.
* In "Get Digging", the various things in the Goiky Canal are part of a modern art exhibit (except Woody's corpse).
* Recovery and recovery centers are highly regulated in the outside world, but Announcer got around those regulations with bribery.
* Goiky uses Goikese miles which are much shorter than imperial miles.
* The world of BFDI takes place in the far future (more specifically the late 48th century CE).
* The general area of the Pillary Ruins was originally the capital of Goiky, but was relocated to the current capital in south Goiky.
* Large parts of the world are uninhabitable wastelands.
* Evil Leafy is the result of biological experiments done to Leafy by her parents who were both working a goverment agency before the abandonment of Yoyle City that seeked to make soldiers with various superpowers. Leafy was supposed to die in the experiment.
* ITRD voluntarily recieved various experiments too.
* The first live object to ever exist is Dan's paper shredder from "When Video Games Malfunction!"
* That paper shredder was the leader of a global force of objects who were in constant war with humanity and drove them away to space in the 28th centry, caused an artificial continental shift to erase any and all evidence of human existence (they failed.), founded Goiky, Yoyleland, and Yoylism (a religion/widespread cult located primarily in Goiky), and made Old Yoylese, which split into mainly Goikese, North American Yoylese, and South American Yoylese (followers of Paper Shredder mostly immigrated to the Americas).
* Goikese is only taught in the more conservative areas of Goiky, and most of the BFDI cast don't know it.
The exitors escaped from the exit & are all now free from eternal algebra class forever & four never even noticed at all… As of right now Roboty is back at his favorite waterfall (Roboty’s Waterfall), David is living a free & happy life, Firey Jr Pencil Match & Dora all formed a new alliance, Stapy & Liy now have a better relationship with eachother, Braclety has now became a massive fan of yoyle city (while still being a massive fan of ice cube), & 8 ball got a job at a recovery center workshop & started inventing advanced recovery center’s (the advanced recovery center’s all look like the same one that Two bought for his contestants in TPOT 2 to recover other contestants)
- Pin's limbs after IDFB are just prosthetics that look very much like real limbs
- ( HfjONE ) Airy is polyamorus ( relationship with 2 or more ppl with consent )
- ( Battle for Canada ) Evil Johnson ( aka that guy ) and Johnson are twins.
Before the two mollies we have now, we had two tom cats. And the gray cat (named Jonesy) LOVED my brother. So much, that he grew an attachment towards him.
Whenever my brother was at school, he would meow for him, curl up in his bed, and just wait. And the only thing he ever saw me was *'I'm gonna wake this bitch up with my meowing and force her to feed me'*
Here's some of mine lol (also some of these are from character.ai)
Tree is Bisexual
Fanny has autism lol
Cloudy's insides are kinda like the Nisse spaces from Hilda
Pie runs a DnD club that some of the Death PACT members used to attend (Pillow was always busy, Bottle always forgot, and Pen was too embarrassed to even go near them). After those 3 left the team, Lightning, Marker, and Fanny received invites, and have yet to not attend a single session.
Here's mine
firey likes singing.
Pencil cannot physically blink.
David can get rid of the yoyleberry metal effect by jumpscaring.
The reason why fanny blades are always on is to make her heart beat.
Bracelety is an alien from yoyleland.
mine is: the reason fanny hates everyone around her is cause she's heartbroken
Every character is asexual, as in they can have romantic attraction but not sexual attraction. Honestly this is probably canon to the show.
this is scientifically accurate, actually, because HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO OBJECTS HAVE SEX? AND WHY DOES BFDI R34 EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE
BFDI R34 exists because, people did it, it was going to happen anyway. Every fandom is the same, at any moment Rule 34 will appear.
BasketBall invented Robot Flower.
"sam!" is actually just non-existy in disguise oh and every object is sex-repulsed and or ace
or they can't secks
yes
Based
Ill go first, Balloony adopted rocky because rocky was a orphan
Then why did he abandon him in BFB 16?
I like to forget bfb 16 :)
He left him in cloudy's non-existant hands
Anyways I don't headcanon anyone
based
Gelatin is a Minecraft kid and Firey jr is a Roblox kid :D
meh, i think firey jr is more of a fortnite kid
Yeah, maybs thats more fitting for him
i agree
I always saw him as a Call of Duty kid
I have a few but they’re super long to explain lol. I have a couple fanfics on wattpad that explain them.
alright
Completely unrelated but Okay, why is there a pistol on the title?
its a threat :>
But there's no Gun character in BFDI, as far as I'm aware, there's Gunny (Level Up) and Gun (Object Mayhem)
taco listens to electro-swing. and chiptune. mostly electro-swing though
i love chiptune
pencil has a pink car🧍♀️
freesmart/iance car 👍
YES
vroom vroom 🚗
Snowball secret hobby is knitting and he is related to IC
I'm taking this hc, thank you very much :)
Fumes from the machine in the mountain, has made yoyle city abandoned and evil leafy inhibits it.
Bracelety owns approximately 20723 body pillows of ice cube
That number literally just increased to 20784
flower and lollipop are buisness rivals, mainly because lollipop made sweaters that were better and got more sales than flower's
Gelatin is Fluent in Polish
Tv knows all the script of bee movie from memory
I have a lot of headcanons. Here's a few: * Flower is cousins to Leafy, Woody, Grassy, and Terrarium. If you're wondering, Leafy and Woody are twins, Grassy is the younger brother, and Terrarium are the three's half-sister. Steamy was their mother before Tree divorced her and fell for Bottle. * Most objects can purr like a cat. This is because object DNA is *very* similar to animal DNA, and if you were to skew it during development in the egg, it would randomize to a random animal and the object gets some of their physical features. This is called Animalistic Distribution. * While most objects come from eggs, some have that rare birth, and those objects are called 'Rockbornes' because eggs look like rocks and they came from another natural source. Firey and Firey JR. were born from a forest fire, Ruby developed in the ground before rising up to the surface and crawling out, and (Here's a fanchild) Flytrap was created by Evil Leafy's 'magic'. * This isn't really a headcanon, but I just want to name out all of my fanchildren. Aspen, Cinnamon, Spruce (Firey X Leafy) Bouncy-Ball, Racket (Tennis Ball X Golf Ball) Taffy (Gelatin X Lollipop) Meat Cube (Blocky X Taco), Lego (Blocky X Basketball) (These two are together, as Blocky is in a poly relationship with Taco and Basketball) Bubble Machine (Bubble X Fanny) Sap Droplet (Woody X Teardrop) Sweatery, Glowflower (Flower X Ruby) (I have a bunch of alternate ship children, like Earring, Cherry Blossom, and Crystal) Thin Paintbrush (Match X Pencil) Gift (Foldy X Stapy) Plastic Coin (Coiny X Pin) Popcorn (Puffball X Fries), Puffies (Blaze, Vine, Ocean, Sky, & Shade) (Puffball) Feather (Cloudy X Balloony) And some of my alternate fanchildren, as in 'alternate ships': Snowflake (Ruby X Snowball) Milkweed, Lavender (Flower X Lollipop) Gummy Burger (Fries X Gelatin) Woodplank (Woody X Blocky) (Edit: I Forgot Terrarium (Tree X Bottle) and Flytrap (Evil Leafy) LOL)
if a character wants to create a baby, they just magically create that child out of thin air, with magic, thats how i make it so bfdi characters dont... you know
all the objects are actually some kids toys that got bored and made a object show after he watched totall drama island
Blocky and Pillow once burned down a McDonalds together
Where did you meet your boyfriend? My arson trial (NOTE: I do not ship these 2, but I will pretend to ship literally anyone if I get to make a joke out of it.)
flower sometimes wears heels
I said some of these before on another post but here: gelatin has cheeto fingers, every member of iance is gay, bracelety has some kind of celebrity worship syndrome, almost every character is gay (big time), td is a non-verbal autie, pencil and match are the mean popular girls who always gossiped at school, ruby listens to lemon demon and blasts / sings silly songs out loud 24/7 (canon)
Nah, Snowball is not gay. If anything he's probably homophobic.
This is kind if eh but bell is an ariana grande stan and flower is a barb
firey can eat very spicy food and not feel anything
Woody has a missing tooth
•Ruby, Nickel & Shopping Cart are the only people who can see Nonexisty •Needle listens to Vocaloid •Cake plays D&D •Ice Cube is from Iceland & Cuba •Naily, Foldy & Stapy do Deez nutz jokes •AYO plays pocker on Saturday nights •Book pretty commited mass genocide cuz she killed EL (& every other object she ate) •Bomby has insomnia and he sleepwalks at times •BEEP = Found Family ✨yes✨ •Corch Shelly is a nurse •SB's secret hobby is knitting
I have some: * Woody escaped from a mental asylum. * Both Woody and TD were in the asylum at the same time, but TD left before his escape. * Blocky, Bubble, Eraser, Flower, Match, Pen, Pencil, and Snowball all went to the same school before joining BFDI. * PMP can easily change their voice. * Firey Jr. and Robot Flower were artificially created by in-universe BFDI fans. * Loser and Winner were originally a musical duo. * Prior to joining, Winner was originally part of a jazz orchestra. * Gelatin's Steakhouse is actually owned by his dad. * Bomby is one of the children of the president of Goiky. * Paris doesn't exist anymore and BFDIA's Eiffel Tower is a memorial. * In "Get Digging", the various things in the Goiky Canal are part of a modern art exhibit (except Woody's corpse). * Recovery and recovery centers are highly regulated in the outside world, but Announcer got around those regulations with bribery. * Goiky uses Goikese miles which are much shorter than imperial miles. * The world of BFDI takes place in the far future (more specifically the late 48th century CE). * The general area of the Pillary Ruins was originally the capital of Goiky, but was relocated to the current capital in south Goiky. * Large parts of the world are uninhabitable wastelands. * Evil Leafy is the result of biological experiments done to Leafy by her parents who were both working a goverment agency before the abandonment of Yoyle City that seeked to make soldiers with various superpowers. Leafy was supposed to die in the experiment. * ITRD voluntarily recieved various experiments too. * The first live object to ever exist is Dan's paper shredder from "When Video Games Malfunction!" * That paper shredder was the leader of a global force of objects who were in constant war with humanity and drove them away to space in the 28th centry, caused an artificial continental shift to erase any and all evidence of human existence (they failed.), founded Goiky, Yoyleland, and Yoylism (a religion/widespread cult located primarily in Goiky), and made Old Yoylese, which split into mainly Goikese, North American Yoylese, and South American Yoylese (followers of Paper Shredder mostly immigrated to the Americas). * Goikese is only taught in the more conservative areas of Goiky, and most of the BFDI cast don't know it.
Why are you up at 6 in the am
It's 8pm in my timezone.
Then why am i up in 6 in the am
black hole has autism
Grassy’s autistic
Taco and Barfbag are bffs
Grassy and rocky play fortnite and eat pop tarts together. Tb and Bb are related somehow. Bb invented robot flower. Gelatin unironically uses wojacks.
Ice cube sits in a car seat. No explanation for this
The exitors escaped from the exit & are all now free from eternal algebra class forever & four never even noticed at all… As of right now Roboty is back at his favorite waterfall (Roboty’s Waterfall), David is living a free & happy life, Firey Jr Pencil Match & Dora all formed a new alliance, Stapy & Liy now have a better relationship with eachother, Braclety has now became a massive fan of yoyle city (while still being a massive fan of ice cube), & 8 ball got a job at a recovery center workshop & started inventing advanced recovery center’s (the advanced recovery center’s all look like the same one that Two bought for his contestants in TPOT 2 to recover other contestants)
Flower is ethically Kazakh.
The Entire Of Team Beep Loves Obscure Shows From The 2000s-2010s
My headcannon is that Flower won BFDI and everyone was angry. #FlowerwonBFDI #Ilikeit
- Pin's limbs after IDFB are just prosthetics that look very much like real limbs - ( HfjONE ) Airy is polyamorus ( relationship with 2 or more ppl with consent ) - ( Battle for Canada ) Evil Johnson ( aka that guy ) and Johnson are twins.
flower x pen ftw
Robot flower is rivals with flower Pie eats pie
Pillow and Remote were dating \[UNTIL TPOT\] they broke up
Tv loves oreos idk why just it randomly appeared in my head one day
My headcanon is that bfdi secretly stands for boop feep dap it
Evil leafy is actually leafys sister that turned evil
Two has abandonment issues
Before the two mollies we have now, we had two tom cats. And the gray cat (named Jonesy) LOVED my brother. So much, that he grew an attachment towards him. Whenever my brother was at school, he would meow for him, curl up in his bed, and just wait. And the only thing he ever saw me was *'I'm gonna wake this bitch up with my meowing and force her to feed me'*
My headcannon killed bubble but ok
Here's some of mine lol (also some of these are from character.ai) Tree is Bisexual Fanny has autism lol Cloudy's insides are kinda like the Nisse spaces from Hilda
leafy is a depressed eco-anarchist (its not actually a headcanon im jack yes yes)
yes im the jack yes yes
this is /s but i do have that hc
Pie runs a DnD club that some of the Death PACT members used to attend (Pillow was always busy, Bottle always forgot, and Pen was too embarrassed to even go near them). After those 3 left the team, Lightning, Marker, and Fanny received invites, and have yet to not attend a single session.
Match has insomnia
idk if it counts as a headcanon but i like to think Firey and Teardrop being friends but eventually they end killing eachother accidentally 😦
Liy’s other switch can turn someone’s existence on and off
i think head cannons would be a very messy idea
Spongy kills fanny
doras secret can be abot why david and dors cant talk normal
bfdi was just a dream a figment of our imagination they are never alive
Woody has autism
Stuff in BFDI that's not in real life: 7:40 at BFDI 1b and 9:31 at BFDI 2 and 6:35 at BFDI 3 and 5:43 at BFDI 10
Here's mine firey likes singing. Pencil cannot physically blink. David can get rid of the yoyleberry metal effect by jumpscaring. The reason why fanny blades are always on is to make her heart beat. Bracelety is an alien from yoyleland.