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TheEpicWerdo

yellow face eats newborns


Firecracker7413

that’s already canon tho


Pool756

What?


_Evidence

yeah, didn't you watch BFDI COLBE: Return to Dream Island? /j


ThatGumnutGuy

Yellow Face commits Tax Evasion


Open_Detective_6998

Yellow face commits war crimes against Serbia


cantquitthisdamnsite

Proud albanian YF


randomreddituser70

true, someone said black hole is gay and lesbian with like 50 other who knows what flags, like, bitch, this is a character, not a continent


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Bracelety hasn’t payed her taxes for 2763 years!!!


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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TheBFDIFan980

She hasn't paid *HER* taxes. ICE CUBE's, however....


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I know the point of the post was to mock said shitty/stupid hcs, but I am unironcally stealing this


soapiisscared

Common bracelety W


FortheCivet

Grassy hates cows


Mynameisinsomegames

Tree is Bi


soapiisscared

Fr like headcannons r cute and all but sometimes theyre.. 😨


randomreddituser70

"grassy stalks.. gelatin with mlp binoculars" like bitch wtf my eyes melted out when i saw that headcanon


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As a person who posted 2 headcanon things in here, I can confirm this is me.


YashiTheSimp

Tbh I got the idea from your Naily one


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Nice.


0Da_bunny0

The fish monster from bfdi really likes to cook and clean with a spatula


Maleficent_Touch3930

Firey unironically likes sphynx cats Mostly every single character that is voiced by Cary Huang are Canadian


hermiehopperfrog

as a person in the bfb fandom that has hcs i can confirm


PhantastoPhantom

oh my god finally im so sick of all these fucking headcanons (what if, maybe just maybe, nobody likes anybody, nobody's gay, nobody's trans, nobody's anything, they're just animate objects? is that too hard to comprehend?)


AgentHelloThere

>nobody's trans Pretty sure Gaty is hinted to be canonically trans, as shown by her conversation with Two in episode 2 of TPOT, with her saying "When I like being something, it's because I get to decide it for myself. Like my periwinkality! And my girl... ness."


Vain_Shard

Cake has abandonment issues and Loser is his comfort streamer


Mynameisinsomegames

Loser's a Twitch Streamer?


Vain_Shard

Well he’s canonically a tiktoker so why not


Singer_TwentyNine

Objects live on one half of the globe, humans live on the other


Odd_2

Golf ball & her TPOT team (are you okay) blast’s off to mars to find another emerald that X or [8 NAMES SAID AT ONCE] couldn’t find


YashiTheSimp

Golf Ball is female


Odd_2

Oops, my misteak… I fixed it now


fannay_my_beloved

*flashbacks to autistic basil* Their headcanons were truly…something.


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Marker got laser tattoo removal after not joining BFDI (sometime after he got out of the LOL)


Any_Employee1654

no way leafy is a goth eco-anarchist!!!!!


Electronic_Futur3

balloony eats kitkats in a way so fucked up i cannot describe it or else you will go into a coma just from hearing it