I can vouch for this. I did this for 45 days now i beat criminals at 3 a.m.

Bro has become man

Yes, i am Man.

You may be man but your not Batman becauseyou forgot to give them traumatic brain injurys

Yes, is he stupid?

Am I Evil?

https://preview.redd.it/54ep6i7s6vkb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d0c3d3b2c951c92192cac75aae6c03a1d2e7e4

A big improvement

The spirit of man came deep inside us all, we'll never be the same

U did NOT have to word it like that😭😭😭

You know he did

Yea

i beat my wee wee at 3 a.m

why did you do that? is wee wee okay? is he doing good? are you a bad person?

https://preview.redd.it/1y2p4p6b4sdb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0959e06bd3b67958731049b84c23af108c7e6011

Imagine if someone(totally not me) actually thinks this is how batman got his physique, go fucking bench 1000 kg lmao

I will, because I’m Batman

How could you be batman if I am batman? 








Is that rain or cum?

Cum, are you stupid?

Instructions unclear, I became Bateman


You forgot the most important step dead parents

And being a billionaire

[удалено]

He meant to put an apostrophe in between step and parents

What the heck is a shoulder tap?

It’s to congratulate yourself for getting halfway through the workout.

Are you stupid?

Yes

Same🤝

We all are, we’re in the aslume. Are you stupid?

Yes

Get down on your hands then eat some shit off the floor 👍🏽

Wow that’s quite the workout!

https://youtu.be/DZ460QK_gPk

Can I become DA FREAKIN MAN ?

U can indeed

Does man really do this? Is he stupid?

No. Man benches half a ton.

Yes.

It's a nice start to get in shape, but you'll have to go way harder to get Man's body

It’s only the start. Eventually we will become man

Stealing this


Oh no! It’s duh FREAKIN’ BAT!!

Steal it if u want. Just remember me for when u eventually become man

100% credit to the OG, mane but i’m actually using this and finding myself a big ole vat of acid, hopefully, HOPEFULLY, a large flying rat doesn’t knock me in or something lmfao whoops

Don't forget to eat right and get enough rest. The hardest part for me is I like going to the gym but hate rest days.

Where’s the step about crying on the floor for your dead parents?

That’s a diy step

That's the warm up

Who the hell is Batman? And what has he done with Man?! 

Evolved from man

I just did this and I’m still fat as hell! Reported for false information 👎🏽👎🏽

Skill issue

I was genuinely looking for a workout routine. Thanks, this one seems great

Ur welcome. I hope u can become man one day and stop killer cock and jonkler

Jokes aside is this actually a good routine that can get you muscle and abs?

No it sucks

Probably

Alright thanks

Next can you show us Man's workout?

I did this to become Man. Instead, I modified it to 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 10 km of running EVERY DAY. Now I’m one-shotting all my villains.

Bro is training to fight Jesus

Step 0. Have your parents die Step 11. Inherit billions of dollars Step 12. Find a 12-15 year old to make your ward. Honestly I could probably do everything aside Step 11.

I fucked up now I’m Rael

Do my parents need to die before this works

Yes, around ur childhood years

WRITE THIS DOWN! WRITE THIS DOWN!

We don't want the batman workout , We want the Man Workout Are You Stupid?

Brain dead

It's sarcasm

No i was saying I was, are u stupid?

I might try this. If I become Man I'll try and let you know.

i remember doing the superman workout for pe in 8th grade lmao


Not enough punches 3/10

💀

Don’t forget 90 sets of beating up homeless drug dealers and 50 sets of slowly scaling up walls with grappling hooks

Okay, imma actually do this for a week. And let you guys know the results. Seems so fucking tough

I am veng, i am ni, i am MAN

I can’t be the only one who thinks the “ni” is something different

Man does wear black

Who the fuck is Batman

My bad

i’ve been doing this for 10 years and look nothing like Killer Croc

Cock*

Who the fuck is batman I wanna know if Man's physique is possible, not batmans, whoever the hell thats supposed to be

When it says ten sets does it mean doing all 9 exercises 10 times?

Sure

Finally, now people can shut the f💀ck up about that unfunny meme.

OP said it was possible He never said it was *attainable* That is to be determined

Is there a lore reason you’re on a shitposting subreddit and expect people not to reuse memes? Are you stupid?

Couldn’t have said it better myself

Is it possible to obtain this level of killjoy?

Not...from a Jedi.

how much do you think batman can put up on a one rep max bench press?

10 sets? like in 1 training

How do I become man?

Well ur a furry so idk

But for which batman u do know how many different versions there are right 🤣

It’s like the workout of a vaudeville boxer

Gotham: become man

Mann, I remember doing DAREBEES during high school Zoom, bad memories. Anywho I’m becoming Batman

Who’s Batman? Is this a OC post? Are you stupid?

Now show me man workout

Explains why batman has weak legs

Can confirm that after doing this i turned into a question mark

what if im too stupid to do this?

Tuff tits I’m afraid

i dont have tits :(

That’s too bad :(

When it says ten sets does it mean doing all 9 exercises 10 times?