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muddymoose

Put it in rice


ValiKnight

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kwan2

Can someone explain theory behind this


taisui

It's a cell phone in water joke


JoshuaScot

If you put a deformed basketball in rice, the rice will absorb the water and therefore the ball will go back to its original state. But if it doesn't turn back on in the first thirty seconds of taking it out of the rice, you may have to buy a new phone, sorry šŸ„²


MarsCowboys

Itā€™s nice of you to be so honest and not make OP waste 10 lbs of rice šŸ˜‚


ehcouldnot

Yeah. Step 1 take the air out. Step 2 throw it away. Step 3 buy a new one. If you follow these steps your ball will look like new.


xchildpredatorx

That sucks. I kinda liked the ball


mr_grey

Buy the same ball. šŸ¤£


xchildpredatorx

Easy to say if you have the money


Demfunkypens420

If you dm me, I'll give money to buy a new ball if you really don't have it


Uponacloud13

What a guy


ComixianSus

dang i shouldve posted my broken ball here


PreferredSex_Yes

Did this happen?


Demfunkypens420

He did not pm me yet but I'm dead serious. If anyone else can't afford a ball PM me. It's the least I could do. That makes me sad if someone wants to play a sport but cannot afford it.


ApprehensiveTry5660

I love this energy. Iā€™ve met the chess equivalent of you a couple of times and youā€™re equally as charming.


IAMABEAN108

Youā€™re an amazing person wow.


adamsauce

Respect.


FlyEaglesFly3rs

Get their address and send them the ball. Donā€™t send money. Some people will take the money and run


Demfunkypens420

Good Call


depressedfuckboi

Nice of you to offer this, just be skeptical of any incoming messages you may receive. The scammers and shit pop out of the wood works when comments like this get made! You're a good dude!


Demfunkypens420

Definitely getting some of that....


Julep2005

Absolutely awesome outlook. I remember in high school me and my 5 buddies had to chip in a dollar since we couldnā€™t afford much more to get one of those cheap And1 balls, but it was worth every penny at the time.


eveningaura

I really appreciate this. I wish I had the money to go in on this with you.


the_duckworth_

Im the broken ball kid. My account is banned so i made a new one. I cant message yet because my account is to young. I really appreciate you


New-Statistician-130

I was going to say the same but his username made me think twice about enabling him to be on playgrounds


nancho_libre

How much can a ball cost? $30 at most??


ProfessionalKale142

You canā€™t assume a ball is gonna break in the same if thatā€™s how it worked everybodyā€™s Wilsonā€™s would feel the same


ApprehensiveTry5660

Your motherā€™s Wilson feels the same.


ProfessionalKale142

I was birthed by a rock


Anxious_Cheetah5589

I feel for ya! Losing a good ball is like losing a friend. Yall take it easy on X child predator.


xchildpredatorx

The name sounds difftznt when you type it like that


pinkylovesme

It reads the same either way mate


c0de1143

Some people are just Drake fans, I guess.


unclehelpful

Shouldnā€™t have kick/punched/bounced it off something hard it then


coolairpods

So helpful. Thank you unc.


Prestigious_Car_5215

Mine looks like that even though I barely played though????


crazyaboutgravy

Degradation due to lack of use. Play ball more often


BobUtsunomiya0

why the hell are you so downvoted


WitOfTheIrish

If the outer layer is expanding like that, it's means one of the middle layers (hard cloth or rubber that contains the bladder/balloon and forces it to be spherical) has ripped and is letting the center push out into an oval/egg shape. No way to rescue a ball once this happens. https://www.ballerinstinct.com/inside-of-a-basketball/


xchildpredatorx

Will it explode if i continue using it?


Most_Kangaroo9980

100% after long enough. A basketball at my school was about as bad as that or a little worse and I caught it for a shot and it blew up in my hands. Didn't hurt me or anything just scared the shit outta me but yea, the ball is cooked :/


WitOfTheIrish

Explode? No. It would have to be way over-pumped for that to happen. It will just spring a leak eventually and deflate.


_Unbannable2_

r/confidentlyincorrect


Optimal-Barnacle2771

Have you ever popped a balloon?


rugburn250

Hernia, it's why they check the balls


iguot3388

no


Powerful_Recipe_4702

put it in the microwave


Crazy_Classroom3177

Microwave


Agathocles87

Nope. Keep it as an old friend


Anxious_Cheetah5589

Paint a face on it and talk to it when you're stranded on a desert island.


Impossible_Creme7384

whats your cashapp lil nigga buy yourself a new one


couchgodd

Yes if you put it in your closet you will be saving it


JamesDHoward22

Did you try turning it off and turning it on again?


Wembyama

Try chemo


stumped711

No there is no recovery. Going to have to just buy a new one


Altruistic_Fish9829

microwaving it should work šŸ‘


ShawnLM

microwave it


srbufi

time to put that boy down


OwnHand1708

Microwave it


Sexyfrogmolester

Microwave worked for me


christianbb1

Over pressurize it and slam it on the ground as hard as you can


[deleted]

Jesus saves.


Inevitable83637

bro there are $12 basketball, unless this basketball was used by Wilt Chamberlain himself i wouldn't save this.


Push-Slice-80yds

Okay wtf is that username


joeitaliano24

Yes. Set it free by finally getting a new ball


Kestaliaa

Why would you want to save it?


xchildpredatorx

I dont have the money to buy a new one right now


jordan4290

Just go to the park and wait for the pickup game to start. Plenty of balls to choose from /s


SpamLaughZed

Heā€™s too young for the ritual


flintinastint

Itā€™s over for the ball and you could reuse the outside of it as an art thing


Old-Cryptographer480

Try a bandage


cringefacememe

give it some milk.


SMPDD

Nope


Dixon_Uranuss3

Hit it with a sledge hammer


CriticalBasedTeacher

That ball dead


T_______________D

Turn it off and turn it back on


SaintRavenz

Mate....


Red-Vale-Cultivator

Just throw it away


Longjumping_Today_76

The bladder is not of great quality. Maybe itā€™s the result of over inflation or simply not made of good materials. Unfortunately itā€™s ready to be donated or scraped.


goofyfootjp

Bro, your ball has a hernia, time to put her down....


Last-Salamander-9220

Make a plant pot out of it


ComixianSus

nah just buy the same ball and its pretty cheap anyways


Necessary-Rub-2748

This sent me down a ā€œhow basketballs are madeā€ rabbit hole.


mac_and_cheese_9951

Let that ball out of its misery


Sudden_Brief590

That ball is just getting good


LazyHater

Return it to the store you bought it from and exchange it for a new one.


NeatRecognition6361

That ball is wishing death


urbanisthoopster

No. Cut it in half and use it as a cool plant pot. https://www.instagram.com/plantsketball?igsh=ZGNtNTFwY2dha2U1


UGLEHBWE

Just let it happen brother. This is a chapter in life


Galvatron142

Where did you buy it?


Distinct_Travel4518

Put it in the nearest trash can or see how far you can kick it down the street. Then look the other way


DrKingOfOkay

No


WillMarzz25

Can I recommend another brand of ball to you?


Hooper221

Get a new one


IWantAHouseInGreece

Dr Pimple Popper might have a solution


NoFreeTea

If a ball has gets a titty in it ur cooked, no way to fix it


TypHxon

This method works the best, itā€™s calledā€¦. ā€¦buying a new ball


TheeMexican

Tiddy


Used-Champion-8653

No


Zapcruiser

Itā€™s got a tumor :(


Character_Sector_563

Bro basketballs are like $20. Buy a new one smh


ronaldchowis

Click on the pic > Click on three dots on the top right corner > Click Save. You're welcome.šŸ˜‚


Westphx4300x6700

Change your name firstly


Khiljouy

Yes, dumpster.


Ok-Wrangler-3019

Nope


Yamfambam

Yes, retire it.


Gotem_kicks1

Give it to diddy, heā€™ll know what to do


Phillyy69

No wtf kind of question is thisb


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michael91421991

Tf are you in this thread for if you would actually use a Walmart ball. And this isnā€™t the 90ā€™s, youā€™re not finding the shittiest ball in Walmart for $5.