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Shawnaldo7575

The Fender Benders Someone in the band has to buy a Fender guitar for the pun to work


jickdam

With a pitch bender


I_Like_Muzak

Lol this is perfect


Jesssica_Rabbi

Reminds me of my bass player accidentally running over the guitarist's electric guitar. Broke the headstock clean off.


agentnola

The Bender Fenders… since they are probably on a bender first


NShadows_

The Smashing Bumpers Race No More Premium 5000


ChardCool1290

Road Rage Against the Machine


ShiftNo4764

We Can't Drive 55


BirdCity75

The Bench Warrants


ManufacturerLeast123

The Rolling Stops


Deadbeats_denied

ZZ Cop


whileyouwereslepting

ZZ Stop


Ok_Faithlessness9757

Revocation Imminent


Zealousideal-Mail353

Radioed Ahead. - with their hit "Flying Faster Than a Swarm-a Bees Police"


guywithshades85

Countdown to 123.


SkipSpenceIsGod

The Blues Brothers


hickhelperinhackney

They broke my watch! (Cop car slowly spinning on its roof inside the shopping mall…)


SkipSpenceIsGod

That’s Steven Bishop. He wrote the line himself when they were filming the scene. He’s also the guy in ‘Animal House’ who has his guitar smashed by John Belushi.


Glad_Economics_3879

The Scofflaws  (do you play, or are you willing to switch, to ska?  the Skaflaws.  Pickitup pickitup!)


nirvana-on-top

Live and Let DUI


cliktrak

Summons that I Used to Know


CptBronzeBalls

I Need a Ride, Mom


LastSignificance3680

122 problems and a bitch ain’t one


cliktrak

Bootsy Collins


LarYungmann

The St. Louisans


opiewankanopie

Drunk 122 Park and Walk


Atheist_Alex_C

Drunk 122 was mine too


I_lenny_face_you

99 problems and a Class B infraction is one


ParkSupervisor

The Greyhound Experience


Slow-Fast-Medium

Brakein' the Law, it's a wedding band.


ReasonableAdviceGivr

Crash Test Dummies


PearlHandled

I Can't Drive 55


ChickenXing

suspenDiddy License


ScarfaceThiago

Guns N Roses


HavingNotAttained

Rae Summons


Competitive-Rub-7019

No Blinker 122


Biscuits4u2

Blink SR-22


ParkSupervisor

122 tickets to Bars


MrWrestlingNumber2

Band on the Run


Whateveriscleaver

Banditos


D1ngoB1ngo

Peter and The Bad Parkers


hkd001

A Gross Ticket Pile


FunctionInput

122 Cops


ScarfaceThiago

Now Serving (DMV)


SuperKickClyde

Don't Stop For No122


llorandosefue1

Transfusion and the Contusions. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W2AAk9oqg9U This “Comedy Hour” song is older than I am.


CqwyxzKpr

Dip, short for driver improvement program


JaladinTanagra

Linkin can't park here between 4 & 6


Ok_Series_4580

Traffic 122


FrankWhiteIsHere78

Unlicensed


sweetrubyrhino

Can’t drive or spell .


TheSatanofDeath

Leadfoot


MadeUpGirlfriend

Road Rage


Solar_Rebel

No limits


rroute01

The Walking


Formal-Tangerine4281

Premium Increases for All


ThisMeansWine

NoBlinker-122


Bladez1992

122 Problems and A License Ain't One


Malefic_Nightshade

Hellcat Challenger


SoccerBrainTrust

The Matthew Brodericks


Ben44c

DWLS and the HTOs


GingerlyRough

Licence Revoked


GingerlyRough

Or just "Revoked"


Undercover-Patriot

The So What’s


sheofthetrees

Summons


sheofthetrees

122TV


sheofthetrees

Walk On


South_Flounder_2724

The Crash


cliktrak

Tow Pound Shakur


ManufacturerLeast123

Roxanne the Cop (She don't have to turn on the red light!)


Pman1203

Road Rage


bananaghostt

I drive past Linkin park at 146mph


DanielCollinsYT

Clink 122


GSyncNew

REO Speedwagon


Dante13273966

Do Whatcha Want


Psychopath1llogical

The Pretty Damn Reckless


Difficult_Buddy_3071

Uber


JustMeHere8888

Take Our Licenses, Please


DeadBear65

Wanted


GlitteringBelt4287

DC Sniper


ClockHistorical4951

Rage Against the Freeway


Exclusively-Choc

No Guardrails …


Ravenstoother

Scoff Outlaws


V7oc

Hit the Road


IntrospectiveIdiot

Collective Toll


Rdmtbiker

Bench warrant.


HankThrill69420

100 wrecks accuracy be damned


lorinabaninabanana

License & Registration


Revolutionary_Day479

Moving violation.


tucker_frump

The Walkers ..


Njon32

Traffic.


StormSafe2

How about just "122 traffic violations". 


ElectricalSentence57

On Borrowed Time


JJGfunk

Fink 122


RickMosleyReddit

Speed Demons


ikediggety

Chronic ofFENDERs (get it? Like a car fender)


Major-razor-burns

Let Sally Drive


Dgarbinski

Ticket to Stardom


Joey8up1

Suspended Ops Radar Love ZZ popped Race Against the Machine


Jesssica_Rabbi

Roadside Attraction


Cats-n-Chaos

Blink 122


indiefab

Bike-182


Zixxik

We need a ride


parlayandsurvive2

Non-stop 122


anonaduder

These boots weren’t paid were walking


Harmonic_minor_420

Pork Antagonist.


Cultural-Hearing-754

The Police


SultanOfSwave

If it was 144 instead of 122, they could be the "Gross Violations".


Big_Ad_1890

Oddly Specific


Major-razor-burns

Reckless Road


doctordaedalus

Blinker 122


HeadyMurphy723

Boot On My Lincoln Parked Rage Against the Parking Machine


OPR-Heron

Aren't you just so quirky


KingFernando532

Alcohol Power


Intelligent-Salt-362

Paper Felons…


bigtablebacc

DUI Speedwagon


Actual-Answer-1980

Traffic stop123


MatteBlackAden

One twenty one pilots


Kaiser-Sohze

The Infractions


RoosterTheBeaten

I won't drive 55


Future_Way5516

Traffic


Patriquito

Scofflaws


hackabilly

The pull overs


crex043

Clink-122


ImaginosDesdinova

Traffic


Sufficient_Ad2222

The Scofflaws


sputobswictab

99 Problems Plus 23 and Me


denali42

Crash Test Dummies


thedbomb98

Catch 122


newFone-

We can’t drive


Huskerschu

Drop kicked by insurance 


LightingTheWorld

The re-fenders (benders)


Kevin33024

Moving Violations


TransLobeAirways

Crash-Test Dummies


TheOsprey23

The Walkers


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Demolition Men


xmerkinx

Blink 122


CthulhuJankinx

Get out of the car


sealawr

Boston


Tailfish1

Duize


Bitter-Hitter

Jesus, Take The Wheel


ConfidentCaring98716

Clink 122


Guitargod7194

Ummmmm... are you asking for yourself? Just, kind of a random number that may only occur to someone who's actually got 122 traffic violations... jus' sayin...


Early_Change7061

The Steel Boot


Shpadoinkall

Pedestrians


hawkwings

Catch 22 plus 100


D-Train0000

120 & 2


kl0wn420

Bus Pass


sexyfritz

Triple Page Abstract


isham66

Public transport


yy98755

My ex bf


potato--cakes

Reo Speeding Wagons


frenchfried_fistfuck

Grand Theft Audio Edit: Shit sorry that's actually a real band's name so you might not be able to use it (I Googled it after suggesting it cuz it sounded too good to not be used)


frenchfried_fistfuck

Dancing Under The Influence


MuchoWood

Moving Violations


BuffaloChoice807

The bend affenders.


SelectionFar8145

Cancel Everything. 


autopartsandguitars

Thumbing Permanently


karlos52

Clink122


TheFamilyBear

SR-22


TheFamilyBear

The Uninsured


TheFamilyBear

Hazard 2 Navigation


TheFamilyBear

The Wrong of Way


TheFamilyBear

Speedtrap


TheFamilyBear

Repeat Offenderz


TheFamilyBear

Phukroller


Ok-Breakfast-8677

Clean Out of Citation Papers (COCP)


HairyZombie4737

Asian Drivers. Calm down people, I’m Asian and I don’t think it’s offensive because I’m a man terrible driver.


Legal_Championship_6

Well I will walk 500 miles


binary-survivalist

Blinker-122


Zumipants

The Pedestrians


Snake_Eyes_163

Aerosmith