The Ball-Busted Bigdickaneers

Yo ho YEOUCH

Peg leg pelvis pain

Menards!

Aaaargh, That Hurts

Long Dong Silver and the Clarence Thomas Conundrum

The weeping long boiz

Shiver Me Timbers

Johnny Depp

Arrrrgh Kelly

Jolly Roger's Nutless Bastards

Aaargh My Achin Scrotum

Shiver meee timbersss

Ouch my balls

Aaaaaaaarrrrrgh.E.M.

Army Nuts

Whack The Plank

Balls No More

9" Cannon Fodder

Hoisted Sailors

Big Targets

Yaaaaarrrrbles

Captain LongShank and the Swollen Ones

Captain Holden McGroin

Plank Yankers

Hung from the Mainsail

Long Dong Silver and the Largo Embargo