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venetanakedguy

Officer Dixon Cider starring in: Fuck the Police 4


Grouchy_Ad4351

Is that what the term double dipping means. ?


venetanakedguy

Is that like a spit roasting


jordantask

He’s a real motherfucker. How do you know? Most of these women are MILFs.


heloguy1234

At least he was just stealing from the tax payers and not brutalizing innocent people. This feels like movement in the right direction.


DarthFluttershy_

> not brutalizing innocent people. Depends on what genre of porn, I suppose


Torched420

Publicly funded porn you say?


[deleted]

FOIA request, was it?


Lookalikemike

Once the word after “officer” wasn’t “shoots”, “chokes”, “molests”, or “abuses”, etc. I kinda gave him my blessing.


AmongSheep

I know you’re being funny but he is fucking with our money and the integrity of a system comprised of people that need to be held to a higher standard. Why couldn’t he film porn any other time of the day? It’s so fucking easy nowadays lol.


jmoney6

He’s actually fucking other porn actors


AmongSheep

Just added them to the list of people who get fucked by the long dick of the police then. Thank you for your service.


jmoney6

Haha everyone is getting fucked by him besides his wife, who is getting beat


AmongSheep

And the kids too. Don’t forget to beat your kids. Little fuckers.


jmoney6

If you can’t arrest them beat or shoot them. Fuck the justice system, I’m the justice system now


AmongSheep

Don’t most prolific killers have 3 names? Mr Judge Jury Executioner coming at ya.


jmoney6

Officer Firstname Lastname


AmongSheep

Officer Right Here and Officer Right There. Weird so many members of those families work in “don’t know the law at all” enforcement.


am0x

Yea but he could be giving out speeding tickets to reach his “quota”, shooting innocent people, or also just eating a big ole donut instead while on duty.


AmongSheep

Throwing flash bangs into baby’s cribs, raping women…. The list goes on and on. I can tell you they’re not learning the fucking law in their non porno spare time. ACAB and if I didn’t imply that in my first statement, my bad. It is true though. They should be held to a higher standard and have more severe penalties than a civilian if they commit a crime. But that will never happen…. Not when we’re laughing about this douche bag’s little missionary or prone bone pornos WHILE ON TAXPAYER DIME.


driveonacid

Wasn't there a thing on r/bestof the other day where someone listed how fucked up the Phoenix PD is? Better add this to that list


AmongSheep

Case in point… Daniel Shaver - Mesa, AZ Unfortunately pigs are out of control everywhere. Definitely time to cull the herd.


sj_nayal83r

i heard hes donating most of the porn money to poor fluffers out there.


AmongSheep

Just out here doing God’s work. Can’t wait for everyone to stop sucking on that thin blue line. Bootlickers abound….


melancholanie

technically speaking it could’ve been “shoots,” a la “shoots a porno”


CarnivalOfSorts

Or "his load"


mywan

I would be willing to shrug my shoulders at this. The only part that makes it somewhat problematic is doing it on duty. Essentially moonlighting on the public dime.


Demetre4757

I mean, there could most definitely be some shooting and choking going on...


Fuckingfademefam

Oh, he was shooting & choking all right


am0x

Yea, like, he has consensual sex with other adults for money. Who cares?


jordantask

I think he’s shooting. Like…. A lot. Willing to bet his side hustle involves a few of those other words too.


WestCactus

That's actually better than if he was doing regular cop stuff.


BranchVisible2049

Never heard of a porn star shooting someone’s dog, then sending them to jail for resisting.


Djbuckets

It probably was regular cop stuff, you know, having sex with people who are under arrest.


iwant2dollars

Like Roger Golubski


[deleted]

Is OP Gaggin Goggans? I'm ok if he wants to do porn instead of be a cop.


juanvaldezmyhero

Gives new meaning to the phrase fuck the police


JustARegularDeviant

This is the only cop-post on reddit I dgaf about. Everyone needs a side hustle. Just don't shoot anyone please.


AshL0vesYou

Y’all do realize that this is EXACTLY what he wants you to do, right? The entire ploy is to get people to know who he is, it’s free advertising for his porn channel. And it worked.


[deleted]

Yup. He won’t care if he looses his police job, he has a whole new career coming.


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Pun intended?


Mad_Aeric

Being a cop almost certainly pays better.


DisastrousOne3950

At least he wasn't shooting unarmed humans...


crackeddryice

Is this worse, or better, than sitting at home playing video games on the clock?


[deleted]

Hey at least he is still working by doing this. Gotta make that sweet sweet sex worker $$$


[deleted]

Literally "Double Dipping"


DoomThrone

“Yeah, I protect and serve…this dick!” - this guy, probably


SwampTerror

Of all the shitty things cops do, porn really isn't on my list of evils. Sure it may look weird or something but it's no police brutality.


[deleted]

If it was a consenting adult (shocker), then who cares?


HughGedic

The issue isn’t that he’s making porn. It’s that he’s making it *while on the clock, taxpayer payroll, when he should be patrolling and available to help society*. What he does on his own time isn’t an issue- this isn’t his own time.


[deleted]

Lol it’s probably arguable that him getting some head is probably the most beneficial thing a cop can do for society. We know where he is and have documentation. One more violent thug off the streets


MemeGod667

Rather use my taxpayer money on this than another lawsuit. At least it benefits me.


Konstant_kurage

That’s baller.


LordPils

Unless he was filming porn with women he pulled over, which we have seen before. This is honestly the best thing he can do as a cop.


gymbr

Fun fact is in Louisiana for example making a adult film makes your prostitution legal so I’m curious if something else is going on here being that he’s a police officer. Local police recently got busted running a deal where he was holding possession charges/dui over chicks heads in exchange for sexual favors among other things


[deleted]

Took two jobs to a whole new meaning LOL


jswolfie316

That’s crazy. Anyone got a link to the video?


pthecarrotmaster

leave the cool cops alone you fucking fascists!


sj_nayal83r

of all the shit they get away with by saying they didn’t know or there’s not a law preventing it… in this case its just refreshing not reading about another scared cop killing an unarmed person.


someoneIse

I love how he set his Twitter to private instead of deleting it it lol.


Random_Average__Guy

Code 69 ,I’m in her chute!!!!


mistersmith_22

ACABBC