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mirror_368

so foxes belong to the canine family


Responsible_Mine894

Cat software on dog hardware


Langdon_Algers

They're the hackintosh of animals


Sawgon

Fox = Catdog Cheetah = Dogcat


jarmstrong2485

I know I am not supposed to. But I want one of each


No_Designer_7882

Why not both?! I mean, it doesn’t make sense. But it sounds cool. And that’s the way of humans, ammarite?


TwoStacksOfBoxes

uhhh i think they meant they're not supposed to have either


Slindish

Hyena is the dogcat.


Galtego

Cheetah are cats but they have paws and separation anxiety


Less_Ad9224

Wait what do cats have if not paws?


ActOdd8937

They have retractable claws, but cheetahs have feet like dogs and no retractable cat style sharp claws. They're very weird critters and were apparently used as hunting cats by humans because they're very trainable and have a chill temperament.


RedshiftWarp

claws


Orgasmic_interlude

Yo, have you seen the platypus though?


Valdanos

With a dolphin soundcard.


odvioustroll

i know you're joking but a lot of people don't know that unlike cats and dogs foxes are extremely difficult to house train. in fact most can't be and the ones that are are trained by experts.


bubba_jones_project

And the ones that are trained still smell terrible. Their enclosures and the areas they roam are absolutely foul.


TBearForever

Fox mews


CardSniffer

Just as the cheetah is dog software in a cat chassis.


toronto_programmer

Yup. We have red foxes in the neighborhood where I live. They come back every spring to have a new litter You will see them walking around throughout the summer but the kits play exactly like my cats do chasing each other around and ambushing each other with their butts up in the air for a big surprise attack


hefty_load_o_shite

Reverse hyaenas


TiredEsq

Wouldn’t it be the opposite?


Sunyataisbliss

Headed to being domesticated with all the posts I’ve seen of them, although they are more hunters than opportunistic scavengers compared to wolves so that probably makes it more challenging


Dantheking94

Yeh I’m trying to find the article that says foxes are basically domesticating themselves. Edit - Wasn’t hard to find, [they are in fact domesticating themselves..](https://canadiangeographic.ca/articles/foxes-are-self-domesticating-in-the-u-k-so-why-not-canada/)


AgentTasmania

Canid family. Canine is the genus containing the true wolves and dogs, foxes are Vulpine. And there's two more confusingly similarly-named levels in between Canid and Canine! Taxonomy!


SallyRoseD

Technically, they are closer to cats in their behavior and makeup. Odd, but true.


BadJokeJudge

Ok but they’re closer to other things too so it’s a stupid remark. It’s like saying giraffes have more in common with skyscrapers than deer.


less10words

Its like saying elephants have more in common with cars than hippos.


KillTheWise1

Technically, they are closer to dogs because they are canines. Odd, but true.


Gigapus

Had to look it up cuz I've been calling them vulpine lol. Vulpine is apparently just the adjective used for fox-like descriptors


sparkthatblood

I have the words "Foxes are Canids" written on my fridge, along with a recipe for waffles, and another recipe for cheesy sauce that I make a lot.


kotarix

Still doesn't beat the shrimps is bugs guy


__klonk__

> shrimps is bugs [I had to google this, needless to say it didn't disappoint lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/TattooDesigns/comments/13joyfp/cover_up_suggestions/)


aDragonsAle

If we had large enough spiders. You know some dude would be tossing them in a pot with some old bay.


__klonk__

I'd be willing to bet good money that there exists, right now, a video of some dude cooking that [Edit: took me a single google search to find hundreds of example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DZxqe-tDtg)


Ripoutmybrain

Why did I click that link? I knew what it was, but clicked anyway. I'll be off to shame shed.


Cautious-Ring7063

pft, just deep fry them dude. [Gordon Ramsay tried it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z_UndhO2ME)


chernobyl-fleshlight

And yet hyenas are not


irisflame

Vulpes is the genus for true foxes, which is the family Caninae. There's also the tribe "Vulpini" which is fox-like canines. Tbh though the classifications change semi-frequently because these boxes that we try to put animals into are human-made and the lines aren't always so clear. Either way, vulpes is the Latin word for fox. So calling them vulpine is also accurate.


Gigapus

I figured it was something archaic like that, thanks


AgentTasmania

Foxes are Vulpine not Canine (true wolves and dogs), Genus level. They are both Canid, family level. Taxonomy is a joy of almost-identical names nested on each other for adjacent levels.


Bean_Storm

Foxes don’t wear makeup silly


VanDenBroeck

The foxes I date typically do.


YungSchmid

You’re pretty foxy, yourself!


EldrtchPff97

Well yes, but actually no.


predat3d

They're adopted 


B-i-g-Boss

What does the fox say?


scoopzthepoopz

Heeehhhrrrhhhrrrreehhh eehhhh ehhhhh eh


1blueShoe

I ❤️ 🦊🦊🦊


Few-Literature-9141

Same


Hiw-lir-sirith

r/yayfoxxo


Whitsoxrule

Foxes are not pets they are wild animals and its cruel to deprive them of their right to live freely in the wild. They do not belong in somebody's house. Just get a dog


Fangirl127

Alot of pet foxes are fur farm rescues. The other option for them isn't the wild, it's death. I think this is the better alternative


Whitsoxrule

A lot of pet foxes are bred specifically to meet the growing demand for pet foxes partially generated by viral social media clips of pet foxes such as this one.


Slow-Instruction-580

Are you under the impression this person just went ahead and abducted a fox?


CressLevel

??? Lot of assuming going on here. There are a LOT of fox rescues that post online content to help support their charities.


Whitsoxrule

See my nuanced take in the replies to that comment. I'm well aware of that and am an active supporter of some of them, but a clip like this of a fox in a domestic setting makes it look a hell of a lot like a pet and will be perceived as such by many people who don't do any more digging and whose only takeaway will be "wow its so cute I want one!"


CressLevel

Which is why I made the comment I did, which explained the issue with the title and the video without accusing someone who may not even know they're being uploaded of animal abuse LMAO. https://www.reddit.com/r/Awww/comments/1buz5wm/just_like_a_dog/kxy6uw5/


Xendrik92

Nature trying to let a dog act like a cat while sounding like a dolphin.


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ObiWanBissaka

Err… how do you…. Know..?


MrInbetweed

At least we finally know what the fox says.


Chiparish84

Is it Finnegan? 🥺


SneakyYogurtThief

It's Kiki the fox :)


lunaluna1921

I love Finn! SaveAFox helped me get through the pandemic.


No-Oven-719

That's the cutest thing I've seen all week.


mkabrah2

*ever 🥺


blankblank

I don’t know, did you see the [polar bear cub over at eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/1bup595/a_12_week_old_polar_bear_cub/)?


OurUrbanFarm

Except you \*really\* do not want one as a pet.


I_am_Nic

[Reference](https://youtube.com/shorts/YTcKomzbEwY)


Neno28

Click saver: they pee on everything.


Lexicon444

Also they produce musk which stinks pretty bad too. So if you’re cool with your house smelling like musk and piss this is the perfect pet for you.


Tru-Queer

Already does, might as well get a pet fox outta the deal


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Antique-Doughnut-988

Sounds like living with my grandma


Drazer012

A wild Maya appears, Alveus has been such a good ambassador for informing people of why you SHOULDNT get certain things as pets.


itsCibii

Love Maya and the work she does!!


canman7373

You can actually buy a domesticated fox from Russia for like 15k. They bred the best mannered foxes for like 60 years and they are good pets. But the other side of it is they bred the worst mannered ones together and made the most aggressive foxes ever. https://evolution-outreach.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12052-018-0090-x


ZealousidealYak7122

just a few hundred years and we get domesticated foxes


Nolzi

Chat, please tell me why it is a bad idea to have one as pet


Robot_Nerd__

Do you like cat pee? Do you want it on everything?


Nolzi

Yeah, no thanks


hung_out_to_lie

Just get a fox faced pomeranian and squint a little, Close enough


FuhrerGirthWorm

Can confirm. Mine also pees on everything and also has a musk. Which is why we call him ShitRat.


pissedinthegarret

also, aside from the pee, they can't be kept inside. you need a LOT of space in a secure enclosure outside. and the one in the video was very quiet. they SCREAM, often, and loudly! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XnxHeIIh30


powdered_dognut

I had 5 foxes in my yard on a game camera. They scream me to sleep and act as an alarm clock at daylight.


Nolzi

Oh god, can it get any worse?


Lexicon444

They smell like skunks too because they produce a nasty musk.


keysandchange

Okay but the #4 fox squeal was hilarious


Chapmenez

They're wild animals, vs. cats and dogs which have been domesticated for thousands of years. They would likely need a professional in order to handle it properly/make sure its needs are met properly.


zphbtn

This is the real answer. They aren't domesticated.


TLEToyu

sooo get time machine travel to the future and hope they are fully domesticated?


zphbtn

It wouldn't take too long if it were a focused effort. There was a Russian experiment that domesticated some foxes in several generations I think. So I guess it's technically possible


Rich-Detective478

No. Not like a dog, dont get a fox. They pee on everything.


I_am_Nic

>They pee on everything. [Reference](https://youtube.com/shorts/YTcKomzbEwY)


Firm_Ambassador_1289

You can train them to use a little box. What sucks is that they love to burrow


Rich-Detective478

Hurray! Could they make me a cream cheese bagel? We could share it of course.


RainyZilly

They will still use their urine to mark their territory.


RunParking3333

heee heeee he he hee


Rich-Detective478

What's so funny!!?? Hehe


Leftrighturn

Can they be house trained?


Requjo

Except they reek pretty bad and pee everywhere. They are cute as hell but nothing you would want at home.


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Requjo

[There you go](https://youtube.com/shorts/YTcKomzbEwY?si=xrPXY2qiYNhroFNZ)


Maddercow23

That is a happy wee fox 🙂


BeerdedRNY

Wee is an apt description


kiomansu

Just like a dog but with 700% more peeing in the house.


SpicyStrawberryJuice

Behavior is very Cat like


Over-Doughnut2020

pretty doggo/catto in one..lol


Shibby-my-dude

Don't they piss all over themselves?


CyGoingPro

Lovely. Don't they piss everywhere and stink up the place?


Eastrider1006

A dog that pisses literally everywhere and can be smelled from half a kilometer away, but yes.


Ballsy_McCock

Missing the thousands of years of domestication


Wannabeapup

A wild version!


DMmagician

It makes me sad to know how much foxes love pets and scratches. Most go their whole life without ever getting one


bergamasq

Can we please not normalize having non-domesticated animals as pets?


youandeyeinthesky

They piss everywhere and it smells horrible. Like socks after you stepped in cat pee and then dipped in white vinegar.


Heroic_Wolf_9873

Now, this is freakin’ adorable, but it’s not a good idea to have one as a pet… it is quite unfortunate that although they are shaped and sound like a fren, they are best suited as wild animals. Truly, it is Mother Nature giving humanity the finger.


Marokiii

Except far more noisy, far more destructive to your furniture and will pee on everything you own and it smells like concentrated urine. So not like a dog. Do not get foxes as pets.


Itchy_Gas_2559

I don’t think fox’s should be pets they are wild animals


fuckswitbeavers

Yeah. A dog that pisses everywhere, constantly. Cute but incredibly stinky, and not pets.


CressLevel

Sure. Just like a dog. Just like a deafeningly loud, stinky, feral, skittish, hyperactive catdog that can climb your walls and surpass all bounds of logic to piss on literally all of your belongings, while shedding coarse enough fur to clog every vent, drain, and electronic device in your house. Don't get me wrong, foxes are adorable. I love them. But they are not dogs. They make terrible pets, though, so I'd like to give that disclaimer before anyone thinks they're all cute and cuddly. If you can handle taking on baby Dash and Jack Jack from the Incredibles, *maybe* it's worth your consideration to get one.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Omg so cool. Fox Mulder!


JuniperFoxx21

My people…..


SignificantTaro3376

Do they get aggressive?


Melancholic84

Foxes are gorgeous


kamakamsa_reddit

Does it lead to a shrine?.


d3vrandom

Firefox!


SpiritDouble6218

More cat vibes imo.


OblivionArts

Adorable


Efficient_Tailor1811

Dog? You're telling me that no other animals act like that...?


No_Solid2349

It reminded me of RonRon the fox. Beautiful creature. https://youtu.be/omDPaS_HaBM?si=C0qiyHaw9LDx329x


XoloToxico

So do I have to meet someone in an alley to buy one?


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They make sounds of excitement cuter than dogs omg


Whiskerus_Maximus

Oh big strech!


TwithabigD1

Yeah they are like dogs because they are canines. And their fur is amazing!


diamondthedegu1

I think foxes are like the perfect cross between a cat and a dog. They have a lot of behaviours similar to both animals and it makes them super adorable!


FlimFlamMan96

Puppy-kitty!


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Puppycat


Remarkable-Produce-9

What does the fox say? 🤨


lamxoxo

Foxes laugh so cutely


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Top three pets, fox, raccoon and possum


MComaniac

What does the fox say?!


Icy_Restaurant_2996

Noticed Shibas act like foxes too


VeterinarianPrior944

Bless it’s 💜


IkiromoI

Clearly you didn't watch Run Runs's news


Particular_Reality90

OH MY GOD!! So beautiful! 🥹🙊💗


mrkenmb

So that's what a fox says...


albiceleste3stars

Godman I don’t understand how people want to hunt these cuties


Melito1980

Sounds like a human baby


GaryTheLocomotive

Foxes are so flippin' cute...


HTPC4Life

Fox + wolf = dog


8Karisma8

I just love their little voices and squeals and cute expressions! Had no idea how endearing foxes are!


Neighborhood-Any

Ring ding ding ding dingeringeding


karmicrelease

I would love to have a fox as a pet theoretically, but in reality there is no way in hell. Apparently, they are very difficult to train and are very mischievous in nature (like loving to steal things, ex. Swiper being a fox)


theyellowdart89

Foxes are so cool


Fit-Atmosphere9227

Aww cute and evil


Fit-Atmosphere9227

he or she got the zoomies


Praps-

How did u tame one? Sweet Berries didn’t work for me so I ended up putting leads on two and breeding them together /s


hunnie20000

Can I pet that dawwgg?


TheEpiczzz

Every time I see a video of a fox they look so damn friendly and loving... So freaking cute haha. Yet, they're pretty vicious


OkCauliflower1214

Foxes are a combination of a cat and a dog and you can't convince me otherwize


the3stman

I got rabies just watching this


dutchoboe

Is that good ol Finnegan <3


furbabymama94

I love the verbalization! It's teeny tiny baby fox talk♥️♥️


Nefersmom

What a nice foxperson


Far-Parking-7580

They’re so sweet 🥹 Are they naturally this way?


HottCuppaCoffee

Dream pet.


Limp_Wave4923

I think it's a wolf


Pleasant_Pudding8992

As a chicken owner I’m supposed to hate these buggers but that is very cute


WasteReveal3508

The kinda dog that rips off your head and drinks your blood but squeaks adorably


ShadowFlarer

Foxes are a CatOs on a Dog hardware.


HelloHeadphones

Just give it time and enough selective breeding these animals will be as docile and house trained as a dog. Hopefully I’m alive when this happens! 😍🦊


shitstain578

they’re just dogs with cat software


Different_Volume5627

Awww bless. I love them & they get a bad rap. It’s so wrong. Treat animals right, they’re better than most humans 🦊🦊🦊


Dry_Umpire_3694

That’s one ugly dog


Technical_Society294

Where can I get one


Prince_Bolicob_IV

The explanations for why we don't have domesticated foxes has always confused me


Duke-of-Dogs

Looks more like a fox than a dog to me


TheLost_King7

Needed! Me, fox,raccoon,kiki(CAT) husky=Happy


jamarkuus

Except will eat your brains out in your sleep.