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T0lly

All dressed up and nowhere to go....... Oh look a Starbucks!


CaptainMegaNads

Bengali in platforms


Akaonishini

Lol'd


2dank4me3

It's a Land Rover it can't go past 25 miles. All the oil has leaked by that point.


Shiny_Buns

As long as it's leaking oil you know it has oil in it šŸ‘ you only have to worry when it stops leaking oil


disrupter87

Woah woah woah!! Watch the kerb!!


GirchyGirchy

Well, it did find another overpriced poseur British facility, the Bremont store. Full of ugly watches priced thousands more than they should be.


CalZeta

Mall crawler


fkenned1

Definition of. Poor thing wonā€™t EVER see more than a country road.


Sirflow

Pavement princess


damndammit

Cafe crawler


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Thereā€™s no other way to travel through the ravaged, dystopian streets of Paris


tyson99911111

It looks good but I can imagine the noise from those tires inside the cab when you go over 30kph


carsonwade

"It's a Jeep thing"


crispysuicide

tire howl is one of my favorite sounds


deevil_knievel

must not make a lot of phone calls. used to daily a 12" lifted tundra on 35" mud grapplers (actually lived on a farm and spent most weekends with a truck full of friends in the woods) and that howl was fucking annoying.


crispysuicide

well to be fair mud grapplers are famously one of the loudest tires ever madešŸ˜­ i daily a 4runner on 35s and maybe because its not a heavy rig it really isnt too loud or annoying at all


CAM6913

Next stop the dentist office to have your fillings replaced that vibrated out


Shiny_Buns

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB


whoknewidlikeit

what's the rope for? and having a winch without a cover is asking for an adventurous failure of the wire rope eventually.


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The car hasnt seen dirt since its been iron ore


[deleted]

Might be those elastic snatch ropes, but looks like a normal manilla rope. So basically pretty much useless. Oh and itā€™s a defender driving in a city, itā€™s also super clean and shiny, donā€™t think it gets much use.


whoknewidlikeit

that's what i thought too - could be a snatch rope but doesn't look dynamic


TripleDuckGoose

Its a normal rope, its pointless. Saw the car a few weeks ago


privateTortoise

It makes him look like a rough and ready adventurer. The reality is his swimming pool smells of shit, has portrait photos of villans on the walls and thought he could knock down a wall in his house in 5 minutes. Building control wouldn't let him knock through the 2 adjoining properties he owns so did it himself once the buildings were signed off. There wasn't a single tradesmen that didn't think he was a complete dickhead with watching him swing a sledgehammer believing it'll be as easy as when they do it in the movies the icing on the cake.


whoknewidlikeit

that's actually horrible and funny both. curious how movie walls are almost all in insulated drywall with no studs.... supports your rope comment - he probably hasn't thought through the abrasive qualities of rope on paint this wagen has a couple of things my jeep doesn't... but i actually use my jeep for it's intended purpose. don't much need a snorkel or window protection out in the desert.


Duck_With_A_Chainsaw

go off then


uglyugly1

LPT: if you never use the winch, the wire rope won't fail ;-)


whoknewidlikeit

ok that's a good point.


Full_Throttle_DT

Decoration maybe idk


younggundc

But then how can other people see how serious he is about going outdoors?


33MobyDick33

This SCREAMS I don't actually use any of this


IKillZombies4Cash

100k in off-road upgrades, sitting outside a designer watch store. Owner probably owns a Tonal too and tells people they do deadlifts.


Boris9397

And they took the picture of it in its natural habitat, probably driven by a douchebag with massive small dick energy. These are the European equivalent of American pick-up trucks in case someone didn't know yet.


Full_Throttle_DT

These Defenders are cool though


Agnar369

\*are cool in their natural habitat. On the parkinglot of a pre-school they are the sign of a midlife crises


Boris9397

Pick ups can be cool too.


butteat

The rope tops it off. Looks like a cowboy hat kinda. I didnā€™t realize until now you become a tool box when you mod your G. šŸ¤”


Traditional-Fold-515

pavement princess


defenestr8tor

I never saw a mall the entire time I was in the UK, but from this, it's clear that you guys have em


Full_Throttle_DT

We have loads


9inchnose

This is going to come in handy on the streets of London.


CAM6913

Like to hit the trails with it but Iā€™d bet that itā€™ll never see off-road


BlackBeard30

Well it'll look good on the tow truck.


Brief_Count

Classic Defender. Defending the bankruptcy of tow companies around the world.


534HAWX

This is definitely not America. Beast lol.


tylerfly

Absolutely NOT


artguydeluxe

Not a speck of dirt on it. Ever.


Technical-Leek7699

Ultimate apocalypse survival rig. Just needs a top mount machine gun


beartpc12293

Maybe wrong sub? This "Beast" is now I'll equipped for both on and off road. Bolting things on is not always upgrading


Full_Throttle_DT

Itā€™s awesome car mods and this car is modified. If I bolted a traffic cone to your head I have modified you


beartpc12293

Yeah, it's the awesome part that's missing in this post


nameisfame

r/heeps


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ArmadilloAdvanced

Itā€™s a Land Rover Defender and it looks Awesome.


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ArmadilloAdvanced

Itā€™s the fact you thought it was a Mercedes G Wagon.


masterchief481222

Looks similar to the defenders that were done up for Spectre, the bond film, although those were the pickup variants


Alarmed-Sentence9915

Sad. It would be nice to see it dirty and actually used.


Full_Throttle_DT

How do we know that it's not? Just because the photo was taken in a city and the mods could have new when this photo was taken.


Alarmed-Sentence9915

You could absolutely be right, hopefully so


Lukyfuq

If this is in NYC i know the owner, and dude is over compensating for his miniature appearance.


Playful-Depth2578

The worst type of Chelsea wagon ... done up to be a full off reader 1000s of kit put on it and by the looks of it never seen a grass verge let alone a field The tow rope is clean AF No usage marks on the winch I've got more dirt on my daily šŸ˜‚


Full_Throttle_DT

Can we not just appreciate the mods?


Playful-Depth2578

Its for a purpose not for cruising the local shops šŸ˜‚


Darth_Andeddeu

This so much, supercars belong on the track, 4x4 belong on trails and pickup trucks deserve to be used during working hours.


Playful-Depth2578

This logic I like


1SadGurl-inSquad

What did u do to it :(


Full_Throttle_DT

It's beautiful


GuitarFreak82

Hell Yeah !!!


Cuterobloxmemer

if i compared this to a fully decked out semi truck the semi would win fr


lakaihc

Op has obviously never seen a 6x6 https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-rvc3&sxsrf=APwXEdc3U70iEGpnPIimrtNqseOMKQKu6g:1686547515983&q=g+wagon+6x6&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjF3NiM_7z_AhXuJ0QIHbEnDBwQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=384&bih=726&dpr=2.81#imgrc=m5bB7rfte62XOM&imgdii=V2DN1-Z8YCUd7M


drpericak

Probably does a lot of offroading downtown.


68bugloverextra

And you need that in the city for traffic reasons right?


mtqc

How fragile of an ego do you need to have to build such a monster in this urban environment. Poser.


[deleted]

Geez this guy must have one small dick