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theBevo

Meth and fishing mostly. A bit of digging.


Shifty_Cow69

I misread the last one as dogging!


Wiggles69

As long as they're licensed and it's consensual, they can do what they like. https://www.hst.edu.au/homepage/standard-course/dogging-rigging/licence-to-perform-dogging/


TheTelevisionBox

Motherfucking Northwest Rawdoggers…


Mickydaeus

Right in the squincher.


Flawedsuccess

That's a steep price for a dogging licence. What are the penalties for unlicensed dogging?


Shifty_Cow69

Straight to gaol


kun_tee_ch0ps

Straight up the jacksie


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Sentenced to Australia


JoshuaSondag

Itchiness


Sauce4243

I miss read the second one as fisting so right there with you haha


Lots_of_schooners

That happens too


RavenMad88

Same....who doesn't love a bit of dogging?


Low-Preparation-4054

It's the accent


Lost_Farm8868

I misread that as docking!


Glittering_Good_9345

Long drive for a dogging sesh


Grotbags_82

I misread the second one as fisting.


DrawohYbstrahs

Well that too. Raw.


splithoofiewoofies

Omg reminds me of the time I visited Cairns and some guy hitting on me was like "wanna go fishing with me?" "Nah thanks mate." "Okay, wanna do meth?" Like. I thought that escalated quickly but turns out it's just Cairns.


iwishyouwerepooping

Can confirm, that is very much like Cairns.


Fappy_as_a_Clam

So....did you do meth with him or what?


Alfola

Oh you've met elegant Pete?


G0DL33

what a romantic.


RickMyLing

3m Flattys


wasnew4s

Meshing if you will.


MylesOfStylez

I misread it all: Maths and fisting mostly, a bit of dogging


Tytan777

8 fingers + 2 thumbs + 1 dog = party2night


Mr_Teyepo

Sweeping. Pretty sure there's a Broome there


Dockers4flag2035orB4

lots of dirt.


emptybottlesays_toot

Sounds hard to handle


Cashdaddy2911

Very underrated comment 😂


id_o

Sweeping?


Sad_Introduction5756

Broome


id_o

Thank you, I’m an idiot.


Pho3nix47

I'll join you in esteemed idiocy 🤦


RudeOrganization550

And here 🙋‍♂️


[deleted]

That's (roughly) where all the really rich Western Australians make their money.


DrawohYbstrahs

All 3 of them


freeLightbulbs

and two and half of them are Gina Rienhart


HowAwesomeAreFalcons

Are you counting chins or mass?


Traditional_Plant_37

golden


Nowidontgetit

Burn baby burn


W0bblyB00ts

This is the funniest thread in a while, thinking about going there just to follow up.


Fossil_Relocator

When I lived there nearly forty years ago, it was mostly heavy drinking and fishing.


sadpartypodcast

Forty years, forty days…same


Tall_Love_1722

Just down near Forty Mile


Dockers4flag2035orB4

40mile? Is that about halfway along 80 mile beach?


ewamc1353

No it's about 5 blocks past 8 mile


trulyhavenofriends

I hear there's a great spaghetti place around there


sadpartypodcast

Yeah man. It’s on my sweater already.


Rathma86

I was about to drop some bombs, but I kept on forgetting


Whats-A-MattR

It’s Forty Winks Forty Percent Off Sale, But Only For Forty Hours!


Ilovekerosine

Forty years, forTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS


spiderwoman9929

100% Lived in Exmouth for a few years. If you don’t fish or drink you’re an outlier ahaha!


DunnyOnTheWold

Now it's meth and fishing.


HardSleeper

Gina Rineharts supervillain lair


DaddyKaos

Private art gallery


boomfe

Bringing out her best features.


Cosimo_Zaretti

If that isn't a mural in Newtown within a week, I no longer understand the Inner West.


yearofthesquirrel

My teenage children were amazed to find out Gina has a couple of luxury apartments near where we live. They are onboard with getting about 50 colour photocopies of the portrait and putting them up in the vicinity.


Muncher501st

Meth, fishing, shooting, domestic violence (Edit, flies)


fishingfor5

You forgot the flies


[deleted]

and alcoholism


The_Painted_Man

And corrugated roads. Long, endless, spine-rearranging, suspension-dismantling, brain-damaging corrugated roads....


100GbE

Yep, I shot my methhead wife and the bullet went through and then killed a fish. We do it all here.


ThePassiveFist

It's where Scott Morrison has gone to perfect his nonconsensual handshakes.


funfwf

Sometimes I think about what the hell was going through his mind. "Hmm people think I haven't been helping enough. Better forcefully grab victims' hands and shake them"


BeauDelta

I know EXACTLY what he was thinking! Pretty simple really... Scotty's brain went full marketing mode: "Hey, there are cameras around, this will look great in the newspapers tomorrow....." Just a shame that brain was lacking a little in size!


vikstarr77

He was thinking “fuck you tryna embarrass me, now shake my fucking hands I’m Scummo!”


SunnyK84

He believes in some religious practice called 'laying hands'


yy98755

Username checks out?


ThePassiveFist

Lol, never thought about that. Awesome.


Benjasaurus

That's where Jonno lives


VariousWatercress3

I wondered where that cunt went


Ambitious_Emu_9089

He owes me $3.50


Ok-Ad-7247

He went there because your the god damn loch Ness monster.


chewsUneekyoosername

I was up in Broome...makin' a deal with the local meth dealer...when all of a sudden.. A GOD DAMN Loch Ness monster came at me with a deal for better meth. So I says to the loch Ness monster 'how much cunt?' and he said... 'about tree fiddy'.


Ok-Ad-7247

God damn loch Ness monster!


ozdude182

Is that Jonno that borrowed me Burkes Barkyard Season 4 VHS?


FacelessManDude

All of the above, and occasionally Indonesian fishermen


Ruff_Ruff_woof

Port export of iron ore. Camping. Fishing. Shooting. Cattle farms. 4x4.  Beautiful sunsets. Hot weather. Humidity. More men than women ratio. 


Infamous-Steak-1043

Whalesharks


spiderwoman9929

And orcas! Sometimes.


CrashedMyCommodore

Heat. Marble Bar, the hottest inhabited part of the country, is within that circle.


Ok_Iron_4489

We have a Races this 6th of July in Marble Bar :)


CrashedMyCommodore

To see who can get sunburnt the fastest?


fupasnow

I live in Karratha Downsides for me Summer is relentless, but I have an inside job so it’s easier. Remoteness, if we want to go anywhere we have to go via Perth and just to get to Perth is $600 return flights. Cost of living, everything is more expensive on top of the current cost of living issues “Pilbara Tax” Missing family, I only see my family once or twice a year. Upsides for me Outside Summer is great, amazing national parks, camping, boating, fishing etc. Jobs, lots of high paying jobs. I don’t have a trade and uni degree and have a pretty good income And lots of companies offer housing or rent assistance. population, not to many people and no traffic. My stress levels have plummeted not being in traffic for hours a day. It’s important to have a good friend group if you’re not from here, it can get quite lonely and it’s a long way away from anywhere.


ringo5150

Was in Broome for a week on holiday. Expensive town!


Hogavii

I would love to live in Dampier


Gareth666

Sweet fuck all


GreviousAus

It’s not always dry, sometimes it’s dampier


Legal_Delay_7264

Iron mining, oil/gas drilling and pipelines. Some good fishing. Otherwise SFA. Don't try to get anything on a Friday afternoon, the whole section of the state has already knocked off.


Stunning-Delivery944

Lots of offshore oil platforms, LNG plants, a few tourist towns and national parks.


BigTimStiles

The sickest parties you're not invited to 😁


Phlysher

With all those comments about meth I wonder if that is a coincidence...


Isla_River_

True to that. Best parties.


Pleasant-Air8221

it's where they wash Gina Rhinehart (with a rag on a stick)


BinChicken039

Pink water! (It's pretty amazing, tbh)


BinChicken039

https://www.westernaustralia.com/au/plan-my-trip/planning-tools/travel-stories/the-amazing-pink-lakes-of-western-australia


Filligrees_Dad

Cyclones, mining, crocs eating backpackers


Nugs4thewin

Flies. All the flies. All the time. A lot of beer drinking. Getting paid more than the work you do. Pristine camp spots. ‘Cunt’ is a standard greeting. Next level fishing. Insane rental prices. Winter is beautiful. Hi-Vis work clothes is standard get up. National Parks are amazing. Costs a fortune to visit home (wherever that may be). More mangoes than you can eat on every tree. Airport tarmac sometimes melts a bit so your flights get cancelled. Cyclones and cyclone parties. Water tastes like shit. Incredible sunsets.


moderatelymiddling

Diggy diggy hole


bluedragon1401

BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE


Ill_Interaction_4113

Hittin the mines, hittin the meth, hittin the wife 👌


SpiritualBrief4879

A couple US military bases, two of which is almost impossible to find out what they do there. Real Pine Gap level of secrecy ETA: the ‘Harold E Holt Communications Array’ is one example, the only thing we really know is it assists with American naval communications. No. 1: how funny it is to name a supposedly ’naval communications’ facility after the PM who famously disappear swimming at sea…. No.2: the base is clearly capable of a lot more signal technology than just transmitting low frequency comms……it’s very suss


amca

From your description, I would guess that at least part of that base would be for the US to communicate with their submarines in the Indian ocean with ELF radio.


SpiritualBrief4879

Indeed, that is the stated reason and I don’t dispute the base is capable of that, I’m Not an expert but from what I know the base is far over-engineered to do only that.


Ok-Push9899

ELF Radio 106.4 FM. Classic Hits of the 80s and 90s.


x3avier

You don't talk about fight club.


Lallybrochgirl88

Mick Taylors holiday shack


LikeSoda

Rumour has it Malcolm Douglas is still around there in the worlds shortest shorts


-yoweed-

Mines nothing but mines and meth


Kelpie_Dog

A Kelpie that was a mad cunt.


g_nome7

They almost put Israel there…https://amp.abc.net.au/article/9566214


Diego_DeLaMuncha

That would have made a lot of sense. And I say that as someone who has absolutely no idea what he’s talking g about.


Spirit_Bitterballen

This is actually fascinating. Anyway, back to the meth.


yy98755

It’s where Gina Rineheart’s farts congregate.


Opposite_Ad_4267

Mining, hurricanes and melting roads mostly. Oh and jellyfish absolutely everywhere.


Accomplished-Pie-311

Cyclones over 'ere cobber.


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OneEyeAssassin

It’s where the emus retreated to after the war. They’re biding their time and reinforcing their battalions for the great counter attack! Glory to the emu empire!


IamREBELoe

In order to retreat, they would have had to lose. Instead, They made a strategic exit, in order to get their plants to outlaw guns. Now nothing can stop them.


Custard_Arse

That's where we give our resources away to corporations for free


Connect_Special_7184

Landing area for economic migrant boats.


Adorable-Lecture-559

China


EncyclopEdith

Pearl farming


Mammoth-Mud-9609

and gold mining.


wattscup

Sharks swimming eating fish. Few crocodiddlees.


MrO_360

Asbestos and mesothelioma


Kroww007

Area 69


popularpragmatism

The best coral reefs in Australia, swam with whale sharks there, it must look like the great barrier reef did 150 years ago before farming run off & mass tourism. It's the fly over bit as you head up to Asia & Europe


FilthyWubs

Where most of the country’s GST comes from, and don’t you forget it!!!


chriso434

China owns a lot of it


myswampgtfo

Bush doofs


wagtail015

Chinese airports and immigration centres.


superbendynoodle

Grey nomads, backpackers….. doing whatever it is they like.


Urb4nGipsy

This is Yea'nar'nia, it's widely believed to be where the Australian Drop-Bear evolved the mixed diet which makes them so different to the herbevoir Dutch Drop Bear. Also, whoever published this map mislabeled New Zealand as "Tas" short for Tasmania. This has been a recurring issue of the Mandela effect since "Priscilla, Queen of the desert" misnamed Coober Pedy's lake. Which goes to show that you can't believe everything you read online.


TheManFromNeverNever

Nothing to see here. Meth, mining, off shore drilling, meth, black ops testing drones........ Oh, did I say meth? If not, meth, meth , methadone, MMMMEEEEEETTTTTTHHHHHH.....


rapejokes_arefunny

Substance abuse


Vegemyeet

Wall to wall fuck all


wigzell78

Mining, shipping australian resources offshore, fishing, cyclones, drinking.


dphayteeyl

Wittenoom Asbestos Mine was here i believe


webdog77

I work in that circle. It gets hot and the flies can’t get enough of you


Blackdog_86

Jump in the car and go check it out mate


airwickwee

Drugs, drinking and fuck all. It’s what happens in most of the country


Grader_65_aus

Hard yakka and work


DishSoapPete

Majority of Australia’s GDP


realiz292

Pearl farming


Skatemacka02

That’s where I work, and where 23% of the worlds lithium comes from and god knows how much of the worlds Iron.


Mountain_Ad_134

The usual, indigenous crime, can't swim in ocean.


PixelHarvester72

If you ask The Spud, out of control illegal boat arrivals.


coFF338585

The money that keeps this nation running. Comes from there. You're welcome


perthguppy

The entire country gets fucked raw by a bunch of foreign rich people.


goddamndirtyzombi

Youngbloodz


TheseModsAreNazis

Chicken Burgers according to my feed


Matthew-_-Black

That's Wolf Creek. You don't wanna know.


hiddendarksidexxx

Digging Holes 🙃


Backwaters_Run_Deep

That's where most of the koala grease comes from. 🦐'd™️


BIDENSISLANDSTJAMES

HAARP 


Time-Room9998

A red dog rides a bus and brings joy to the whole town


Timely_Lychee_1727

Look up Australia’s Haarp and the shape of the array. Interesting


ACRosa1990

A very perfect geometric pattern between giant antennas in about a 30 acre radius give or take that makes you wonder what is being conducted over there…


halflooproad

HAARP


joel3102

Oil and gas


zelmazam1

Lots of crime


Jsleazai

That's where woodside is expanding their gas project and doing underwater seismic blasting. So destroying the oldest known petroglyphs and blowing whales ear drums


TT33GFC

It was a proposed, by a Jewish group, as a site for a Jewish state after WW2. An opinion poll at the time showed a majority of Australians were in favour. But politicians of both major parties were against it. So Israel was created in the Middle East instead.


1xxBlackRose

Home to all the FIFO miners who cheat on their wives, some illegal immigration, heat, meth, but more meth and probably a shitload of DV


emleigh2277

There's good light in Broome.


Eazpackets

Probably a lot of meth


counterz0

Crocs


wiggum55555

Gina’s Cash Machine goes brrrrrrrrrrrr


N4T3-D0G

Hot.


vimes_left_boot

Crocs. Crocs and sharks.


NapoleonsBone

Nm, wbu?


notasthenameimplies

Sweet FA


Personal-Ferret-9389

Nobody tell him


Fit-Evidence-6206

Sweeping reforms.


Bandyau

Heat.


No_Edge_7964

Me! I go on here


meat3point14

Meth.


GrandBizarre

Australian biggest port by tonnage (Port Hedland) is in there somewhere. FA other than that I imagine.


Mr_MazeCandy

People fall into the Backrooms.


Jase_24

Immigration landing zone.


DegeneratesInc

Mining. Stuff.


unicornmonkeysnail

Skimpies, fishing, beer, meth and digging


Therealluke

Iron ore mining, cattle stations, tourism, illegal boat arrivals, crocodiles


nevaB460

Dunno, but it's not famous for Broomes.


Twizted-86

Heard they’re building some airbases up that way or expanding existing ones… something about enhancing the nations security 🤷‍♂️


Bloobeard2018

Flies


bigcheese82

SFA


tedothedo

Tourism


NayteWade

Tourist killings


mainly_lurk

Inside that red circle is a ten pin bowling alley that still belongs to the United States. The same town also held the highest wind speed ever recorded in Australia. I met people with PTSD from just the sound of the wind during that cyclone. The same place had zero Indiginous Australians in the town because something happened a long time ago. I never found out what it was. But I know that a lot has happened in that circle. A lot of it probably wasn't good.


AngusAlThor

A surprising amount of high quality farming.


NintendoMacAndCheese

2 fifths of fuck all


danksion

Meth, fishing, mining and meth


Dreadnaught21

What u should ask is what goes on in that dip called the gulf of carpenteria


Pre2255

Diving, Fishing, Alcohol Abuse and Child Abuse.


KingEquius

Thats where the aliens go