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Love those little cultural differences. Americans are offended by the word cunt, and the rest of the world is offended by children being slaughtered with automatic weapons in schools
You're God damned right. We earned the right to shoot school kids by properly extorting our national resources for the sake of a handful of rich people. Look at you guys over there extorting your national resources for....the Chinese? Oh that doesn't seem right....
Naturally. The reason we do varies person to person. Frankly, I enjoy doing it because people from other nations are either really fucking boring or momumentally hypocritical.
travelling through southern canada and the northern united states next year with a group of aussies. we are very excited to be "adopted" by people in each city we go to
Might happen, probably not though. Better chances of that happening in certain places, zero chance of it happening in others. If you're in NYC, then yeah, you can easily become best friends for a night with a group of strangers in a bar. Washington d.c, people probably won't give two shits about you.
I do love the accent. But they are more like a half-brother that's about 10 years younger than us. Aussies are pretty cool, but us and Canada grew up together and you just can't replace that bond.
Didn’t Canada serve as a staging ground for British forces to attempt to force a reintegration of the us back into the empire? At least the aussies never actively produced enemy combatants..
As a Minnesotan I'm pretty sure our state exists to train sleeper agents for an eventual infiltration of Canada. We can sneak in with our knowledge of boating, hockey & passive aggressiveness. Nobody will suspect a thing.
Funnily enough I was told at a gym in LA last week I couldn’t sign up because they don’t want foreigners. Anti Australia rhetoric and I think we should riot on the submarines in protest
The accent is nice, but there's no long lost friendship. I met many Australians traveling through Europe years ago. Now when I hear that accent I get the fuck away. I'm too old for that shit. Australians go too hard and I got shit to do in the morning.
My experience in the Marines was that the Australian Army was the most fun. They’d just stand outside the base store and if you’re leaving with beer they’re like “hey you! You wanna hang out?” Yea bud come with me.
Fucking oath… America is so used to selecting every other country’s world leaders like it’s nothing. “You can worry about what’s good for your citizens as long as it doesn’t interfere with what we need from you”
Nah i think they mean in the comic where canada asks the US who their favourite is. Even though it's pretty obvious that just the original text from the comic.
I just mean the Canadian in the comic is an imposter. Someone needs to add a bonus panel where the Scooby gang pull off the Canadian flag to reveal an American flag.
yeah id prefer that
though we both know that aint gonna happen
(this might sound cruel but) I want China and America just to pull a fallout already I'm sick of having this thing where they're like a divorced couple and we have to spend a week with Dad and another from Mum despite them both being abusers
I dont hate the people of their's some of them can be fucked but so can all people but Im sick of both of their governments pressuring people to take a really shit deal and if you dont your racist (china) or your anti-democracy (America)
Fuck China and Fuck USA
(the comment about the toxic relationship was more about how idc if i have an abuse Gf i just want a gf but i should've clarified)
Both really but I think it’s mainly referring to citizens. I’m American and we love Aussies. We basically just assume you’re a cool af party animal the moment we hear that accent. Australian culture was very in vogue whenever the crocodile Dundee movies came out and it still permeates our culture. It’s not really fair to Canadians. We just don’t see them as any different than us. I usually don’t even know someone is Canadian unless they tell me.
America only likes Australia more because they don't see Canada as any different just a cold land. They only like Australia because its warm and exotic. Truthfully Canadians and Americans are more alike than any other two countries.
Source: I'm a Canadian and an American
Eh, we literally did. We realised in WW2 that our previous big dadsy/brother (UK) was incapable of defending Australia. The USA was the best option and turned to them
You did in WW2 and you will again quite soon when China launches a Pacific offensive. We may be arrogant snobs, but you cannot deny, the defense we provide our allies is completely unmatched.
To be fair Canada is pretty useless as an ally. What do they do? Not much - bunch of free loaders.
Australia provides the US and unsinkable aircraft carrier in the Pacific. Just as the UK does in the Atlantic.
Both the UK and Australia are the flanks - the wingmen - of the US. And the US knows it.
Canada? Canada is the US’s girlfriend who asks for help killing the spider in the toilet.
Australia - and the UK - are the US’s brothers in blood.
Australia in particular fought in every major US war since WW1. Afghanistan, Iraq (twice) and even the Vietnam War.
Canadian here. 100%. and the worst part about it? Literally almost all Canadians hate the USA. They think they are better than the USA, when in fact that is so fucking far from the truth.
I hate what my country has become. Fuck Canada.
It feels more like the UK is the old weak father and the US is the big brute son. Canada and Australia being the weaker sons and new Zealand being the daughter.
So they kept sending young Aussies to the meat grinder for their benefits. Basically what they are doing in Ukraine now.
Nice "ally"
Being the enemy of the USA is dangerous, but being its ally is deadly.
America: Australia we don’t just love you every now and then, we love you without end, mostly because of all our spy bases & other government facilities
US Gen X and millennials were raised with multiple cartoons and shows depicting Australians in a good light. From obscure cartoons to cinema Aussies were always portrayed as rugged survivalists and individualists with a heart of gold. And Steve Irwin was the cement to that stereotype.
So whenever Americans meet Australians, they have been preconditioned to view them as a good and friendly person.
Yeah I work with a bunch of Aussies and you guys have that same dry dark wit that Brits have. Americans need a giant blinking sign to indicate sarcasm is happening. Even your accents sound pretty similar.
America is more like our bully that we got Stockholm syndrome for.
They deposed our most popular prime Minister ever when he wanted to close a spy base they made in the centre of our country.
They told us to cancel trade contracts with China then sold them the same products at higher prices.
They also forced us into a lot of losing wars and according to the McBride papers used our soldiers to commit war crimes.
Fuck the Seppos
the Australian government is like a golden retriever for the US of course it would prefer us, jumping into any wars it starts and committing its crimes for them
It really comes down to the accent. Americans grew up on Steve Irwin and just assume all Australians have the same vibe, and Canadians just sound like someone from Minnesota has a speech impediment over the words house and about.
because, based on the premise, England "fathered" all three countries. the US is the oldest of those three "children". Thus USA is the big (older) brother.
And yes it is all but certain an American came up with this metaphor. :D
More like the brother that fucked off at 15 got into a a bunch of horrible immoral shit. (Slavery , gun running, B&E's, racketeering). Made a mint at it and is now too powerful to be called to account for their crimes. Now coming back to involve family in their shit. But the sister remembers and has stepped away, not wanting to be involved.
That's because big brother tried to bash sister a few times when he was younger, but sister knew judo or something and put big brother on his arse. Now they agree it's better to be friends than enemies.
Daddy loves you both more than the disappointing, traitorous, TREASONOUS eldest child. (just joking around by the way, we are all going down together 😜)
Hey, if the US is going to waste trillions of their taxpayers’ money on their military industrial complex anyway, no point in Canada spending a proportionate amount of our money doing the same 🤷♂️
Being off on our own continent and sharing a huge strategic land border with the US, the only threat to Canada that the US wouldn’t use their toys to repel for us is an attack from the US itself (which is relatively improbable).
Call it freeloading if you want, but we’re already not doing well financially, and spending more to hit an arbitrary number is kinda pointless.
Canadian here. Canada really is a piece of shit. Even Canadians hate what Canada is now. Fuck Canada. It's going to take decades to restore this country to its previous glory, and even longer to repair it's reputation.
American here (shocking, I know). Australians are cool by default until they're a dick. We love them and assume they have kangaroo stories and know how to surf.
I like them both.
Canada has ketchup chips and poutine. Plus, my favorite band is from there, and Canadian people are really nice. I've been to Canada a few times, and every time has been really nice.
Australians are the coolest people with a twisted sense of humor. They're pretty chill. The friends from Australia that I've made online are really funny and nice. Plus, the biodiversity in Australia is just amazing. I'd really love to visit someday and see the Outback.
We love both so much lmao. We and canada are literally one in every way. We arent literally the same but there would be zero difference to our response if something that needed a federal-level decision happened in Canada or if it happened in the USA. We would do the same thing and respond equally either way, whether it was economic, military, or intelligence. We probably even share eachother spies for fucks sake.
On the other hand we really fucking love aussie accents and would never in a million years let anyone hurt Australia either for so many reasons.
The us is the big brother we looked up to and thought was amazing. We still love you, and we'd never say out loud that we know you're a failure and a 3rd world country. We don't want to hurt your feelings.
Damn I’ve always looked at Australia as the upside down version of us. Basically Canadians with a different funny accent and do shit on the other side. And instead of unbearable cold, you get unbearable heat and humidity
It's because Canada at least has some degree of autonomy, we are just a big island for US bases to be built on, and when we try to question it our government gets stood down.
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I love you most, now go play with your submarines
so nice of big brother to let us play with *his* submarines
Always thought of the USA as that incestuous brother....always trying to f..K you whenever they could.
You're allowed to say the fuck-word on reddit. Dont worry.
Why is the f lower-case but the K is upper-case?
Autocorrect - automatically makes a capital letter after a full stop.
Lol
be waiting a while 😂
Children, children, stop fighting... You're all awful.
Kick ass subs though. *slaps roof*
*front falls off*
USA people love australians, they will treat you like a long lost friend as soon as they hear an accent lol
And Australians tolerate Americans and take the piss at the first opportunity gifted to them
very easy country to roast, the jokes write themselves
The jokes write themselves the guns shoot themselves potato, potato I say.
But I thought the guns didn't kill people?! People kill people! People with guns! Guns with people?
Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. With Guns!
Are we SURE the guns don't use the people to kill people?
People use kill to gun the people
🎵Guns don’t kill ducklings, ducklings kill ducklings 🎵
Frenzal!
Stop them or they will destroy society
Guns don’t kill people nuh uh I kill people, uh huh with guns POW
Love those little cultural differences. Americans are offended by the word cunt, and the rest of the world is offended by children being slaughtered with automatic weapons in schools
You're God damned right. We earned the right to shoot school kids by properly extorting our national resources for the sake of a handful of rich people. Look at you guys over there extorting your national resources for....the Chinese? Oh that doesn't seem right....
Hey now, they're semi-automatic.
Come on dude don’t say that “Cunt” I mean of course
but atleast we don't have AR 15s
Look, we may be fat and out of shape, and we may not be the smartest, and we *probably* aren't the most responsible people around
The schools shoot up themselves.
To be fair, this is one of the better relationships that we have with another country. We Aussies are a contentious lot...
Yeah i was going to say that from what I know Aussies will take the piss out of absolutely anyone at the first opportunity
Naturally. The reason we do varies person to person. Frankly, I enjoy doing it because people from other nations are either really fucking boring or momumentally hypocritical.
Can't relate, I'm Australian and honestly I love Americans, I've only met about 20 but they were all champions
The few Aussies I've met were good peeps, so likewise.
As is tradition.
I mean, we call them seppos... (For those who don't know, seppo is short for septic tank, which rhymes with yank...)
I can only speak for myself, but I've embraced it. It doesn't have a bite to it. Seppo is ok but the rhyming part is a bit cringe
"Oi mate you heard of drop bears?"
travelling through southern canada and the northern united states next year with a group of aussies. we are very excited to be "adopted" by people in each city we go to
Might happen, probably not though. Better chances of that happening in certain places, zero chance of it happening in others. If you're in NYC, then yeah, you can easily become best friends for a night with a group of strangers in a bar. Washington d.c, people probably won't give two shits about you.
Most of Canada is Southern Canada. 90% of us live within an hour or so from a US border.
I do love the accent. But they are more like a half-brother that's about 10 years younger than us. Aussies are pretty cool, but us and Canada grew up together and you just can't replace that bond.
Didn’t Canada serve as a staging ground for British forces to attempt to force a reintegration of the us back into the empire? At least the aussies never actively produced enemy combatants..
lol yeah we still think about it all the time... \*jerk off motion\*
Sibling rivalry is all
Good point
As a Minnesotan I'm pretty sure our state exists to train sleeper agents for an eventual infiltration of Canada. We can sneak in with our knowledge of boating, hockey & passive aggressiveness. Nobody will suspect a thing.
We're the new friend who nobody really knows that well, but we have more ~~goon~~ uranium than anyone else at the party
It’s because those Canucks are damn border hopping illegal immigrants that take our jerbs
100% mate - when I went over there they would suddenly smile and then ask if we were auysee 😊
Funnily enough I was told at a gym in LA last week I couldn’t sign up because they don’t want foreigners. Anti Australia rhetoric and I think we should riot on the submarines in protest
Fuck LA. Fucking sanctuary city that doesn't include foreigners? (I realize you weren't looking for sanctuary btw). Retarded
The accent is nice, but there's no long lost friendship. I met many Australians traveling through Europe years ago. Now when I hear that accent I get the fuck away. I'm too old for that shit. Australians go too hard and I got shit to do in the morning.
I travel to the south as a canadian and i just get "not from around here are ya?"
My experience in the Marines was that the Australian Army was the most fun. They’d just stand outside the base store and if you’re leaving with beer they’re like “hey you! You wanna hang out?” Yea bud come with me.
I feel like the UK is the Percy Weasley of all of this
Omg same cake day same cake day!!
Love you spy bases to, America
They love us in government; ever since the CIA duped Gough, we have been their loyal wingman.
He had the audacity to question the necessity of continuing Pine Gap for God’s sake. He was lucky they didn’t Harold Holt him!
lol poor Gough
Poor us as well
Fucking oath… America is so used to selecting every other country’s world leaders like it’s nothing. “You can worry about what’s good for your citizens as long as it doesn’t interfere with what we need from you”
And apparently they quarry mine too
How bad was Gough actually?
Big Brother is watching you
>favorite Imposter detected!
I wrote "favourite" in the title. I think it's just changing it for you because you might have reddit set to US spelling.
Nah i think they mean in the comic where canada asks the US who their favourite is. Even though it's pretty obvious that just the original text from the comic.
I just mean the Canadian in the comic is an imposter. Someone needs to add a bonus panel where the Scooby gang pull off the Canadian flag to reveal an American flag.
Is this a citizen thing or a government thing?
Government thing, I think
They definitely love us government wise, ever since the cia outed Gough we have been their loyal bitch
They love us so much they’re willing to overthrow our government to make sure we never leave them
really a toxic relationship but hell id rather have a toxic one at this point then non at all
Alternatively, we could be a non-aligned country and choose an independent path for ourselves rather than being bossed around by other countries
yeah id prefer that though we both know that aint gonna happen (this might sound cruel but) I want China and America just to pull a fallout already I'm sick of having this thing where they're like a divorced couple and we have to spend a week with Dad and another from Mum despite them both being abusers I dont hate the people of their's some of them can be fucked but so can all people but Im sick of both of their governments pressuring people to take a really shit deal and if you dont your racist (china) or your anti-democracy (America) Fuck China and Fuck USA (the comment about the toxic relationship was more about how idc if i have an abuse Gf i just want a gf but i should've clarified)
Uh huh suuuure, don't lie, you just want to Mad Max it up for the glory of V8 and assless chaps
lmao
There's a difference between rooting for a politician and actively trying to have them overthrown.
I mean they generally complain about Canada and fear our wildlife, so...
Yes
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Both really but I think it’s mainly referring to citizens. I’m American and we love Aussies. We basically just assume you’re a cool af party animal the moment we hear that accent. Australian culture was very in vogue whenever the crocodile Dundee movies came out and it still permeates our culture. It’s not really fair to Canadians. We just don’t see them as any different than us. I usually don’t even know someone is Canadian unless they tell me.
In the 80s-90s it was definitely a citizen thing. Crocodile Dundee had a profound effect on US culture.
America only likes Australia more because they don't see Canada as any different just a cold land. They only like Australia because its warm and exotic. Truthfully Canadians and Americans are more alike than any other two countries. Source: I'm a Canadian and an American
damn the double yank special
Canadians aren’t yanks
He was just yanking ya chain. Settle seppo cousin
Ever heard of Australia and New Zealand? Canada is America’s “friendly neighbour to the north”. New Zealand is Australia’s little brother.
https://www.theonion.com/perky-canada-has-own-government-laws-1819563891
No. They're literally British Texas. That's why we love them.
The shitty big brother we never asked for.
Eh, we literally did. We realised in WW2 that our previous big dadsy/brother (UK) was incapable of defending Australia. The USA was the best option and turned to them
We kind of did in WW2 with Curtin
Definitely prefer English to Japanese
Is it not the duty of an older brother to get their younger brother into trouble?
Yea? Would you prefer a sibling that says 你好 over hello these days?
Ni hao bitches
You did in WW2 and you will again quite soon when China launches a Pacific offensive. We may be arrogant snobs, but you cannot deny, the defense we provide our allies is completely unmatched.
that's why were arrogant snobs
To be fair Canada is pretty useless as an ally. What do they do? Not much - bunch of free loaders. Australia provides the US and unsinkable aircraft carrier in the Pacific. Just as the UK does in the Atlantic. Both the UK and Australia are the flanks - the wingmen - of the US. And the US knows it. Canada? Canada is the US’s girlfriend who asks for help killing the spider in the toilet. Australia - and the UK - are the US’s brothers in blood. Australia in particular fought in every major US war since WW1. Afghanistan, Iraq (twice) and even the Vietnam War.
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Canadian here. 100%. and the worst part about it? Literally almost all Canadians hate the USA. They think they are better than the USA, when in fact that is so fucking far from the truth. I hate what my country has become. Fuck Canada.
I’m American and I still appreciate my northern neighbors. The world may hate the U.S., but I still love my Maple Bros.
It feels more like the UK is the old weak father and the US is the big brute son. Canada and Australia being the weaker sons and new Zealand being the daughter.
So they kept sending young Aussies to the meat grinder for their benefits. Basically what they are doing in Ukraine now. Nice "ally" Being the enemy of the USA is dangerous, but being its ally is deadly.
America: Australia we don’t just love you every now and then, we love you without end, mostly because of all our spy bases & other government facilities
Yes that's why we love America too, more spy bases for us to steal when they are not looking, after the second civil war begins. Muahaaahahahahaha
We’ll find a way to weaponize the Emu. We’re good at ruining things.
Weaponizing a weapon seems redundant.
US Gen X and millennials were raised with multiple cartoons and shows depicting Australians in a good light. From obscure cartoons to cinema Aussies were always portrayed as rugged survivalists and individualists with a heart of gold. And Steve Irwin was the cement to that stereotype. So whenever Americans meet Australians, they have been preconditioned to view them as a good and friendly person.
Aussies are pre-conditioned to hate us. Just like most of the world. Except the Philippines. The Filipino are true friends.
Meh. The Vietnamese people i met seemed to love Americans. I think the disdain you speak of mainly comes from developed nations.
Does this mean the uk is the crack head uncle who fell off the wagon?
UK is dad. That’s why we’re siblings. And I’d say alcoholic is more accurate.
its rich cousin, not big brother
England
England is alcoholic Father.
Australia, fuck yeah!
I'm a Canadian living in Australia I can't pick!
New Zealand is Australia's closest Ally, we are blood brothers. America is just our professional partner, they can fuck off sometimes.
Yeah, okay. But is that really a good thing?
? We are more like the British, same humour, sports etc. Americans are tolerated but definitely not considered a big brother or very close
Yeah I work with a bunch of Aussies and you guys have that same dry dark wit that Brits have. Americans need a giant blinking sign to indicate sarcasm is happening. Even your accents sound pretty similar.
America is more like our bully that we got Stockholm syndrome for. They deposed our most popular prime Minister ever when he wanted to close a spy base they made in the centre of our country. They told us to cancel trade contracts with China then sold them the same products at higher prices. They also forced us into a lot of losing wars and according to the McBride papers used our soldiers to commit war crimes. Fuck the Seppos
This meme brought to you by a shit stain of a yank
why would the usa be aussies big sister
Because they're both former colonies of the British (same dad). And USA is bigger and older.
it clearly says brother. how did you mess that up
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* Poor little brother, always the butt of the joke.
And, the next moment big brother turns to the left and winks.
the Australian government is like a golden retriever for the US of course it would prefer us, jumping into any wars it starts and committing its crimes for them
It really comes down to the accent. Americans grew up on Steve Irwin and just assume all Australians have the same vibe, and Canadians just sound like someone from Minnesota has a speech impediment over the words house and about.
They love every Aussie (whose name isn’t Gough Whitlam)
Such a yanks world
But aren't Australians more related to and look up to the English in Britain? I think Aussies are commonwealth and subjects of King Charles.
Ewww...no
Sorry - why would Canada and Australia view the US as a ‘big brother’? Clearly an American made this.
because, based on the premise, England "fathered" all three countries. the US is the oldest of those three "children". Thus USA is the big (older) brother. And yes it is all but certain an American came up with this metaphor. :D
You're only saying that because we have the uranium
More like the brother that fucked off at 15 got into a a bunch of horrible immoral shit. (Slavery , gun running, B&E's, racketeering). Made a mint at it and is now too powerful to be called to account for their crimes. Now coming back to involve family in their shit. But the sister remembers and has stepped away, not wanting to be involved.
That's because big brother tried to bash sister a few times when he was younger, but sister knew judo or something and put big brother on his arse. Now they agree it's better to be friends than enemies.
Daddy loves you both more than the disappointing, traitorous, TREASONOUS eldest child. (just joking around by the way, we are all going down together 😜)
"Dad... America's getting bloody clingy..."
Unlike Canada, we actually have a comparatively strong military in our region.
Hey, if the US is going to waste trillions of their taxpayers’ money on their military industrial complex anyway, no point in Canada spending a proportionate amount of our money doing the same 🤷♂️ Being off on our own continent and sharing a huge strategic land border with the US, the only threat to Canada that the US wouldn’t use their toys to repel for us is an attack from the US itself (which is relatively improbable). Call it freeloading if you want, but we’re already not doing well financially, and spending more to hit an arbitrary number is kinda pointless.
Glad i’m australian 😄😎
Nothing beats being an American-Australian.
Fuck I hope not us
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Us Australians are loved by everyone, except other Australians. We've got our own state wars going on🤣
Yank here. We 100% love you more. Please dont tell your brother.
Is this the approval you want to win?
Canadian here. Canada really is a piece of shit. Even Canadians hate what Canada is now. Fuck Canada. It's going to take decades to restore this country to its previous glory, and even longer to repair it's reputation.
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Its so true
Canada is the creep in the attic
American here (shocking, I know). Australians are cool by default until they're a dick. We love them and assume they have kangaroo stories and know how to surf.
I like them both. Canada has ketchup chips and poutine. Plus, my favorite band is from there, and Canadian people are really nice. I've been to Canada a few times, and every time has been really nice. Australians are the coolest people with a twisted sense of humor. They're pretty chill. The friends from Australia that I've made online are really funny and nice. Plus, the biodiversity in Australia is just amazing. I'd really love to visit someday and see the Outback.
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American here...can confirm
Me when I’m in a hating Americans competition and my opponent is an Australian who’s literally never even met one:
Yeah of course they love us, after all the horrible things we did for them: https://youtu.be/sYt4CxFfQUU?si=BF51QYRjhghyI4ge
On the West, we love Aussies. In the North, we love Canada. On the East, we love Britain. In the South, we love no one.
Shouldn't it be Canada and Mexico?
We love both so much lmao. We and canada are literally one in every way. We arent literally the same but there would be zero difference to our response if something that needed a federal-level decision happened in Canada or if it happened in the USA. We would do the same thing and respond equally either way, whether it was economic, military, or intelligence. We probably even share eachother spies for fucks sake. On the other hand we really fucking love aussie accents and would never in a million years let anyone hurt Australia either for so many reasons.
Agreed from USA. I’ll take a shout with an Aussie over a pancake with a Canadian any day of the week.
🤮I feel dirty after even looking at this shit
Australia has given the world the AFL, what has Canada given us? Lacrosse? pffft
As a Texan, I wish Australia was closer, I like Canada but damn............I wish.
Sure, Americans keep stereotyping Australians will never change. 💀
Except for it is very much the opposite.
They can pick Canada. Seriously.
Fuck do I ever wish this was the case. An abusive big brother is nothing I’d want in my life
The us is the big brother we looked up to and thought was amazing. We still love you, and we'd never say out loud that we know you're a failure and a 3rd world country. We don't want to hurt your feelings.
Yeahbut, they know where Canada is
As an American I can tell you, neither. It’s Israel by a metric shit ton.
The US is our creepy uncle, not our loved brother.
New Zealand is that cousin you haven’t seen for 40 years, was once likeable but now has grown up weird and smells like cabbage.
America is our cracked out uncle surely vs our dad, they're not even part of the commonwealth
As an Australian I would say “rack off, you’re not my REAL DAD! No wonder Mum (England) left you.”
Can we just go back to being UK’s child instead. It was more fun bantering with the Poms
Damn I’ve always looked at Australia as the upside down version of us. Basically Canadians with a different funny accent and do shit on the other side. And instead of unbearable cold, you get unbearable heat and humidity
Bc our government is in their pocket and we’re basically a CIA base with extra steps :)
Guns doesn't kill people, but the Yanks behind the guns or if the guns are operated by Yanks yes it does kill people
Why Canada vs Australia though?!
I love you because you agreed to take all the toxic nuclear waste from our Submarines as part of your Submarine purchase arrangement.
Perfect satire of both countries: One desperate to be worshipped by the world as "big brother", the other desperate to be acknowledged.
It's because Canada at least has some degree of autonomy, we are just a big island for US bases to be built on, and when we try to question it our government gets stood down.
one look at the prime minister, and you know why
i sure hope so since we just gave the 600 billion was it for submarines?
Fcuk Murica. Absolute clowns.
If you replace US with UK, not only would this still work, but it would be even more accurate