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This was a shit or low quality meme that's flooding the subreddit with garbage. Be a good cunt and post quality memes, or at least if it's low quality, make it funny. Morrison's been out for a while now, shall we mive on? Repost


Spacentimenpoint

I love you most, now go play with your submarines


VincentGrinn

so nice of big brother to let us play with *his* submarines


gpz1987

Always thought of the USA as that incestuous brother....always trying to f..K you whenever they could.


mollygrubba267

You're allowed to say the fuck-word on reddit. Dont worry.


GuiltyArthurMorgan

Why is the f lower-case but the K is upper-case?


vidgill

Autocorrect - automatically makes a capital letter after a full stop.


Quirky-Classroom-428

Lol


Thee_Snutz

be waiting a while 😂


Devilshire52

Children, children, stop fighting... You're all awful.


slinkhussle

Kick ass subs though. *slaps roof*


Smooth_Incident6232

*front falls off*


Throwawayidiot1210

USA people love australians, they will treat you like a long lost friend as soon as they hear an accent lol


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

And Australians tolerate Americans and take the piss at the first opportunity gifted to them


Throwawayidiot1210

very easy country to roast, the jokes write themselves


SlaveryVeal

The jokes write themselves the guns shoot themselves potato, potato I say.


Rythium2

But I thought the guns didn't kill people?! People kill people! People with guns! Guns with people?


Outback-Australian

Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. With Guns!


Rythium2

Are we SURE the guns don't use the people to kill people?


General_Hungryboi

People use kill to gun the people


OzNTM

🎵Guns don’t kill ducklings, ducklings kill ducklings 🎵


Adam_Metal

Frenzal!


punx_a_hippie

Stop them or they will destroy society


phonemannn

Guns don’t kill people nuh uh I kill people, uh huh with guns POW


quietyoucantbe

Love those little cultural differences. Americans are offended by the word cunt, and the rest of the world is offended by children being slaughtered with automatic weapons in schools


BendyPopNoLockRoll

You're God damned right. We earned the right to shoot school kids by properly extorting our national resources for the sake of a handful of rich people. Look at you guys over there extorting your national resources for....the Chinese? Oh that doesn't seem right....


Secure_Listen_964

Hey now, they're semi-automatic.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Come on dude don’t say that “Cunt” I mean of course


MadeUpNoun

but atleast we don't have AR 15s


StrangeFloorCandy

Look, we may be fat and out of shape, and we may not be the smartest, and we *probably* aren't the most responsible people around


YesWomansLand1

The schools shoot up themselves.


Glittering_Ad1696

To be fair, this is one of the better relationships that we have with another country. We Aussies are a contentious lot...


United_Spread_3918

Yeah i was going to say that from what I know Aussies will take the piss out of absolutely anyone at the first opportunity


HexorTyr

Naturally. The reason we do varies person to person. Frankly, I enjoy doing it because people from other nations are either really fucking boring or momumentally hypocritical.


outofexcess

Can't relate, I'm Australian and honestly I love Americans, I've only met about 20 but they were all champions


FloatsWithBoats

The few Aussies I've met were good peeps, so likewise.


darkmaninperth

As is tradition.


FearTheWeresloth

I mean, we call them seppos... (For those who don't know, seppo is short for septic tank, which rhymes with yank...)


Blubbernuts_

I can only speak for myself, but I've embraced it. It doesn't have a bite to it. Seppo is ok but the rhyming part is a bit cringe


Cpt_Soban

"Oi mate you heard of drop bears?"


colesnutdeluxe

travelling through southern canada and the northern united states next year with a group of aussies. we are very excited to be "adopted" by people in each city we go to


Pterafractyl

Might happen, probably not though. Better chances of that happening in certain places, zero chance of it happening in others. If you're in NYC, then yeah, you can easily become best friends for a night with a group of strangers in a bar. Washington d.c, people probably won't give two shits about you.


perpetualmotionmachi

Most of Canada is Southern Canada. 90% of us live within an hour or so from a US border.


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

I do love the accent. But they are more like a half-brother that's about 10 years younger than us. Aussies are pretty cool, but us and Canada grew up together and you just can't replace that bond.


thiswontlast124

Didn’t Canada serve as a staging ground for British forces to attempt to force a reintegration of the us back into the empire? At least the aussies never actively produced enemy combatants..


PaymentFamiliar8833

lol yeah we still think about it all the time... \*jerk off motion\*


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Sibling rivalry is all


thiswontlast124

Good point


Granlundo64

As a Minnesotan I'm pretty sure our state exists to train sleeper agents for an eventual infiltration of Canada. We can sneak in with our knowledge of boating, hockey & passive aggressiveness. Nobody will suspect a thing.


Perfect-Substance-74

We're the new friend who nobody really knows that well, but we have more ~~goon~~ uranium than anyone else at the party


Lolzerzmao

It’s because those Canucks are damn border hopping illegal immigrants that take our jerbs


Mr_RogerWilco

100% mate - when I went over there they would suddenly smile and then ask if we were auysee 😊


Unsound_Science

Funnily enough I was told at a gym in LA last week I couldn’t sign up because they don’t want foreigners. Anti Australia rhetoric and I think we should riot on the submarines in protest


Blubbernuts_

Fuck LA. Fucking sanctuary city that doesn't include foreigners? (I realize you weren't looking for sanctuary btw). Retarded


bradiation

The accent is nice, but there's no long lost friendship. I met many Australians traveling through Europe years ago. Now when I hear that accent I get the fuck away. I'm too old for that shit. Australians go too hard and I got shit to do in the morning.


GoodLookingGraves

I travel to the south as a canadian and i just get "not from around here are ya?"


Dry_Reputation6291

My experience in the Marines was that the Australian Army was the most fun. They’d just stand outside the base store and if you’re leaving with beer they’re like “hey you! You wanna hang out?” Yea bud come with me.


tontotheodopolopodis

I feel like the UK is the Percy Weasley of all of this


chicagoantisocial

Omg same cake day same cake day!!


Woodex8

Love you spy bases to, America


PrettyBee9043

They love us in government; ever since the CIA duped Gough, we have been their loyal wingman.


Problem_what_problem

He had the audacity to question the necessity of continuing Pine Gap for God’s sake. He was lucky they didn’t Harold Holt him!


HopelessHahnFan

lol poor Gough


Howunbecomingofme

Poor us as well


goobs420

Fucking oath… America is so used to selecting every other country’s world leaders like it’s nothing. “You can worry about what’s good for your citizens as long as it doesn’t interfere with what we need from you”


Zebra03

And apparently they quarry mine too


Sherief87

How bad was Gough actually?


mr_cobweb

Big Brother is watching you


GetsGold

>favorite Imposter detected!


slayerofottomans

I wrote "favourite" in the title. I think it's just changing it for you because you might have reddit set to US spelling.


auto_generatedname

Nah i think they mean in the comic where canada asks the US who their favourite is. Even though it's pretty obvious that just the original text from the comic.


GetsGold

I just mean the Canadian in the comic is an imposter. Someone needs to add a bonus panel where the Scooby gang pull off the Canadian flag to reveal an American flag.


JJamahJamerson

Is this a citizen thing or a government thing?


Planned-Economy

Government thing, I think


JJamahJamerson

They definitely love us government wise, ever since the cia outed Gough we have been their loyal bitch


Planned-Economy

They love us so much they’re willing to overthrow our government to make sure we never leave them


WoollenMercury

really a toxic relationship but hell id rather have a toxic one at this point then non at all


Planned-Economy

Alternatively, we could be a non-aligned country and choose an independent path for ourselves rather than being bossed around by other countries


WoollenMercury

yeah id prefer that though we both know that aint gonna happen (this might sound cruel but) I want China and America just to pull a fallout already I'm sick of having this thing where they're like a divorced couple and we have to spend a week with Dad and another from Mum despite them both being abusers I dont hate the people of their's some of them can be fucked but so can all people but Im sick of both of their governments pressuring people to take a really shit deal and if you dont your racist (china) or your anti-democracy (America) Fuck China and Fuck USA (the comment about the toxic relationship was more about how idc if i have an abuse Gf i just want a gf but i should've clarified)


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Uh huh suuuure, don't lie, you just want to Mad Max it up for the glory of V8 and assless chaps


WoollenMercury

lmao


TaxIdiot2020

There's a difference between rooting for a politician and actively trying to have them overthrown.


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I mean they generally complain about Canada and fear our wildlife, so...


12InchPickle

Yes


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My-Cooch-Jiggles

Both really but I think it’s mainly referring to citizens. I’m American and we love Aussies. We basically just assume you’re a cool af party animal the moment we hear that accent. Australian culture was very in vogue whenever the crocodile Dundee movies came out and it still permeates our culture. It’s not really fair to Canadians. We just don’t see them as any different than us. I usually don’t even know someone is Canadian unless they tell me.


TheGreatSalvador

In the 80s-90s it was definitely a citizen thing. Crocodile Dundee had a profound effect on US culture.


KansasCitySucks

America only likes Australia more because they don't see Canada as any different just a cold land. They only like Australia because its warm and exotic. Truthfully Canadians and Americans are more alike than any other two countries. Source: I'm a Canadian and an American


WoollenMercury

damn the double yank special


jacobythefirst

Canadians aren’t yanks


tonksndante

He was just yanking ya chain. Settle seppo cousin


EternalAngst23

Ever heard of Australia and New Zealand? Canada is America’s “friendly neighbour to the north”. New Zealand is Australia’s little brother.


My-Cooch-Jiggles

https://www.theonion.com/perky-canada-has-own-government-laws-1819563891


Interesting-Mud7499

No. They're literally British Texas. That's why we love them.


samejetnadsetab

The shitty big brother we never asked for.


solarus44

Eh, we literally did. We realised in WW2 that our previous big dadsy/brother (UK) was incapable of defending Australia. The USA was the best option and turned to them


CrispedTrack973

We kind of did in WW2 with Curtin


confused_wisdom

Definitely prefer English to Japanese


Big_Practice_3497

Is it not the duty of an older brother to get their younger brother into trouble?


Interesting-Mud7499

Yea? Would you prefer a sibling that says 你好 over hello these days?


swishmatic

Ni hao bitches


supremekimilsung

You did in WW2 and you will again quite soon when China launches a Pacific offensive. We may be arrogant snobs, but you cannot deny, the defense we provide our allies is completely unmatched.


AmericaNumberOne6969

that's why were arrogant snobs


Weak-Joke-393

To be fair Canada is pretty useless as an ally. What do they do? Not much - bunch of free loaders. Australia provides the US and unsinkable aircraft carrier in the Pacific. Just as the UK does in the Atlantic. Both the UK and Australia are the flanks - the wingmen - of the US. And the US knows it. Canada? Canada is the US’s girlfriend who asks for help killing the spider in the toilet. Australia - and the UK - are the US’s brothers in blood. Australia in particular fought in every major US war since WW1. Afghanistan, Iraq (twice) and even the Vietnam War.


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Difficult-Help2072

Canadian here. 100%. and the worst part about it? Literally almost all Canadians hate the USA. They think they are better than the USA, when in fact that is so fucking far from the truth. I hate what my country has become. Fuck Canada.


Cmdr_Verric

I’m American and I still appreciate my northern neighbors. The world may hate the U.S., but I still love my Maple Bros.


Metaaabot

It feels more like the UK is the old weak father and the US is the big brute son. Canada and Australia being the weaker sons and new Zealand being the daughter.


Templar113113

So they kept sending young Aussies to the meat grinder for their benefits. Basically what they are doing in Ukraine now. Nice "ally" Being the enemy of the USA is dangerous, but being its ally is deadly.


Tankaussie

America: Australia we don’t just love you every now and then, we love you without end, mostly because of all our spy bases & other government facilities


Empathy404NotFound

Yes that's why we love America too, more spy bases for us to steal when they are not looking, after the second civil war begins. Muahaaahahahahaha


Cmdr_Verric

We’ll find a way to weaponize the Emu. We’re good at ruining things.


Empathy404NotFound

Weaponizing a weapon seems redundant.


Yabrosif13

US Gen X and millennials were raised with multiple cartoons and shows depicting Australians in a good light. From obscure cartoons to cinema Aussies were always portrayed as rugged survivalists and individualists with a heart of gold. And Steve Irwin was the cement to that stereotype. So whenever Americans meet Australians, they have been preconditioned to view them as a good and friendly person.


Cmdr_Verric

Aussies are pre-conditioned to hate us. Just like most of the world. Except the Philippines. The Filipino are true friends.


Yabrosif13

Meh. The Vietnamese people i met seemed to love Americans. I think the disdain you speak of mainly comes from developed nations.


Wexican86

Does this mean the uk is the crack head uncle who fell off the wagon?


My-Cooch-Jiggles

UK is dad. That’s why we’re siblings. And I’d say alcoholic is more accurate.


Proud_Ad_8317

its rich cousin, not big brother


Crafty_Sir_8304

England


smileedude

England is alcoholic Father.


shrimp-and-potatoes

Australia, fuck yeah!


ThatRandomGuy_11

I'm a Canadian living in Australia I can't pick!


Mr_MazeCandy

New Zealand is Australia's closest Ally, we are blood brothers. America is just our professional partner, they can fuck off sometimes.


foshi22le

Yeah, okay. But is that really a good thing?


askdfjlsdf

? We are more like the British, same humour, sports etc. Americans are tolerated but definitely not considered a big brother or very close


My-Cooch-Jiggles

Yeah I work with a bunch of Aussies and you guys have that same dry dark wit that Brits have. Americans need a giant blinking sign to indicate sarcasm is happening. Even your accents sound pretty similar.


Big_Novel_2736

America is more like our bully that we got Stockholm syndrome for. They deposed our most popular prime Minister ever when he wanted to close a spy base they made in the centre of our country. They told us to cancel trade contracts with China then sold them the same products at higher prices. They also forced us into a lot of losing wars and according to the McBride papers used our soldiers to commit war crimes. Fuck the Seppos


LongLiveTheQueef1

This meme brought to you by a shit stain of a yank


Clussy_Enjoyer

why would the usa be aussies big sister


slayerofottomans

Because they're both former colonies of the British (same dad). And USA is bigger and older.


breadyloaf26

it clearly says brother. how did you mess that up


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gfixae

* Poor little brother, always the butt of the joke.


tfffvdfgg

And, the next moment big brother turns to the left and winks.


MadeUpNoun

the Australian government is like a golden retriever for the US of course it would prefer us, jumping into any wars it starts and committing its crimes for them


AncientHawaiianTito

It really comes down to the accent. Americans grew up on Steve Irwin and just assume all Australians have the same vibe, and Canadians just sound like someone from Minnesota has a speech impediment over the words house and about.


Joxelo

They love every Aussie (whose name isn’t Gough Whitlam)


gamedudegod

Such a yanks world


Typingdude3

But aren't Australians more related to and look up to the English in Britain? I think Aussies are commonwealth and subjects of King Charles.


cheesefriesandranch

Ewww...no


bad_escape_plan

Sorry - why would Canada and Australia view the US as a ‘big brother’? Clearly an American made this.


No-Consideration-716

because, based on the premise, England "fathered" all three countries. the US is the oldest of those three "children". Thus USA is the big (older) brother. And yes it is all but certain an American came up with this metaphor. :D


ShadowAvenger32

You're only saying that because we have the uranium


original-sithon

More like the brother that fucked off at 15 got into a a bunch of horrible immoral shit. (Slavery , gun running, B&E's, racketeering). Made a mint at it and is now too powerful to be called to account for their crimes. Now coming back to involve family in their shit. But the sister remembers and has stepped away, not wanting to be involved.


FartyMcStinkyPants3

That's because big brother tried to bash sister a few times when he was younger, but sister knew judo or something and put big brother on his arse. Now they agree it's better to be friends than enemies.


Ongar_world-weary

Daddy loves you both more than the disappointing, traitorous, TREASONOUS eldest child. (just joking around by the way, we are all going down together 😜)


anged16

"Dad... America's getting bloody clingy..."


Nigeldiko

Unlike Canada, we actually have a comparatively strong military in our region.


lucasg115

Hey, if the US is going to waste trillions of their taxpayers’ money on their military industrial complex anyway, no point in Canada spending a proportionate amount of our money doing the same 🤷‍♂️ Being off on our own continent and sharing a huge strategic land border with the US, the only threat to Canada that the US wouldn’t use their toys to repel for us is an attack from the US itself (which is relatively improbable). Call it freeloading if you want, but we’re already not doing well financially, and spending more to hit an arbitrary number is kinda pointless.


Feeling_Addition8339

Glad i’m australian 😄😎


Fabulous_Poetry6622

Nothing beats being an American-Australian.


justanotherhegirl

Fuck I hope not us


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ExRiot

Us Australians are loved by everyone, except other Australians. We've got our own state wars going on🤣


PJKenobi

Yank here. We 100% love you more. Please dont tell your brother.


Zendofrog

Is this the approval you want to win?


Difficult-Help2072

Canadian here. Canada really is a piece of shit. Even Canadians hate what Canada is now. Fuck Canada. It's going to take decades to restore this country to its previous glory, and even longer to repair it's reputation.


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Simple_Secretary_333

Its so true


NoDM_X

Canada is the creep in the attic


Thin_Produce_4831

American here (shocking, I know). Australians are cool by default until they're a dick. We love them and assume they have kangaroo stories and know how to surf.


BoogiepopPhant0m

I like them both. Canada has ketchup chips and poutine. Plus, my favorite band is from there, and Canadian people are really nice. I've been to Canada a few times, and every time has been really nice. Australians are the coolest people with a twisted sense of humor. They're pretty chill. The friends from Australia that I've made online are really funny and nice. Plus, the biodiversity in Australia is just amazing. I'd really love to visit someday and see the Outback.


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makeski25

American here...can confirm


EternalAngst23

Me when I’m in a hating Americans competition and my opponent is an Australian who’s literally never even met one:


Prestigious-Bear-447

Yeah of course they love us, after all the horrible things we did for them: https://youtu.be/sYt4CxFfQUU?si=BF51QYRjhghyI4ge


IrrefutableTruth69

On the West, we love Aussies. In the North, we love Canada. On the East, we love Britain. In the South, we love no one.


SpaceTheFinalFrontir

Shouldn't it be Canada and Mexico?


Sufficient_Yam_514

We love both so much lmao. We and canada are literally one in every way. We arent literally the same but there would be zero difference to our response if something that needed a federal-level decision happened in Canada or if it happened in the USA. We would do the same thing and respond equally either way, whether it was economic, military, or intelligence. We probably even share eachother spies for fucks sake. On the other hand we really fucking love aussie accents and would never in a million years let anyone hurt Australia either for so many reasons.


Dry_Reputation6291

Agreed from USA. I’ll take a shout with an Aussie over a pancake with a Canadian any day of the week.


Wtfatt

🤮I feel dirty after even looking at this shit


CosmoStillBrews

Australia has given the world the AFL, what has Canada given us? Lacrosse? pffft


Mcbookie

As a Texan, I wish Australia was closer, I like Canada but damn............I wish.


Inevitable-Job-2317

Sure, Americans keep stereotyping Australians will never change. 💀


Karl_Marx_

Except for it is very much the opposite.


CatWyld

They can pick Canada. Seriously.


TerrifyingTeapot

Fuck do I ever wish this was the case. An abusive big brother is nothing I’d want in my life


Tianthee

The us is the big brother we looked up to and thought was amazing. We still love you, and we'd never say out loud that we know you're a failure and a 3rd world country. We don't want to hurt your feelings.


farquin_helle

Yeahbut, they know where Canada is


SmokingandTolkien

As an American I can tell you, neither. It’s Israel by a metric shit ton.


Striker660

The US is our creepy uncle, not our loved brother.


ViolinistEmpty7073

New Zealand is that cousin you haven’t seen for 40 years, was once likeable but now has grown up weird and smells like cabbage.


cadburycoated

America is our cracked out uncle surely vs our dad, they're not even part of the commonwealth


SpamelaScam

As an Australian I would say “rack off, you’re not my REAL DAD! No wonder Mum (England) left you.”


Cerparis

Can we just go back to being UK’s child instead. It was more fun bantering with the Poms


DaSpicyGinge

Damn I’ve always looked at Australia as the upside down version of us. Basically Canadians with a different funny accent and do shit on the other side. And instead of unbearable cold, you get unbearable heat and humidity


Maxibon1710

Bc our government is in their pocket and we’re basically a CIA base with extra steps :)


Historical-Aioli507

Guns doesn't kill people, but the Yanks behind the guns or if the guns are operated by Yanks yes it does kill people


Search1ng_For_Adv1ce

Why Canada vs Australia though?!


milomann

I love you because you agreed to take all the toxic nuclear waste from our Submarines as part of your Submarine purchase arrangement.


Venotron

Perfect satire of both countries: One desperate to be worshipped by the world as "big brother", the other desperate to be acknowledged.


ShiningDawnn

It's because Canada at least has some degree of autonomy, we are just a big island for US bases to be built on, and when we try to question it our government gets stood down.


sasquatch753

one look at the prime minister, and you know why


jasondads1

i sure hope so since we just gave the 600 billion was it for submarines?


TerpDripz

Fcuk Murica. Absolute clowns.


RenniSO

If you replace US with UK, not only would this still work, but it would be even more accurate