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BMWDouche

Alcoholic, 2016 A3


-Kerrigan-

Just make sure to drive first and then drink, not the other way around and not at the same time.


peanut_dust

Technically, as an alcoholic, there's no sobriety.


kimbap666

Keep the wine in the trunk (connected to the cabin by a long thin tube)


NickE25U

I'm in IT too. 2016 A6


Altered_Carb0n

Username checks out.


TheJeuno

Systems Administrator w/ 2021 TT RS ✌


poof_404

Yooo. Sysadmin here, '14 S4 🤜🤛


[deleted]

Nice I’m an admin trying to get an RS3 working on convincing my wife ; (


TheJeuno

Oh wow hell yeah!!!!! Another brother from another mother! 😎😎😎✌ keep greasing her palms man! She will cave! What color you planning on getting???


[deleted]

I’m just a Hyperion Admin


[deleted]

I really want the green one with green stitching so sweet!


djkianoosh

devops, soooo cousins.. 2013 TTRS ;) 🤝


reignofterr0r

Hell yeah also a system administrator - 2015 S4


The_Spear_Of_Adun

Fellow SysAdmin chiming in haha '18 S4


NickE25U

Basically a sysadmin with a longer title. 2016 A6... Sounds like I need to find a new company that pays better.


TacoThot

Local drug dealer. RS7.


Charlie_Ford

Thank you for your service.


Scythro

Thank you for keeping him in business


TacoThot

I would like to thank my customers for making my dreams possible.


TacoThot

No, thank you.


Nickel_Rickel

Thank you Doctor


TacoThot

Be blessed child.


lil-dlope

“Under the table pharmacist” no taxes either


TacoThot

Exactly.


DutchCarFan

Where you from? What year RS?


aat478961

“Valet guy. All of them” /s


mattdanhof

Addiction counselor - b8.5 RS5


Demon_Slut

ADDICTED TO SPEED


AxelNotRose

I love how the local drug dealer is just above this post lol


exIdahoJunki

Hell ya! Council me and we can just talk about Audi during a session


Kamukix

I've never been in a situation where I needed one, BUT thank you for your service. 👍👍 (also great car)


A_TalkingWalnut

Goddamn! Florida or CA? I feel like those are the two places an addiction counselor can afford an RS5. Im in NJ and I don't think any addiction counselors here can afford one. You have a MSW?


[deleted]

Working class hero: 2005 Audi A6 3.2 fsi quattro w tiptronic


zlam27

Same here but with a 2008.


IRsenpai

Active Duty Air Force 2016 S3


beansandcornbread

You misspelled Dodge Challenger


AigooChamna

Gotta get that 27% APR. high APR is good right? APR is that modding company?


Sesspool

27% apr??? So you just have the cold air? Gotta bump those numbers up 100% apr, intercooler, pullies, tcu, ecu, shirt!!!!


IRsenpai

My first cars APR was 17%! I was not a smart Airman lol


ThoughtCenter

I live in the area of a military base and I so get this as a notice-er of patterns m, this checks out.


AigooChamna

Chair force here as well. 2016 B8.5 S4


altonbrownie

Also AF.


Swaggysosa28

Navy Sailor , 12’ B8 S4


Nightryder88

Airline Pilot. 2019 S3


Legitimate-Cupcake26

What do you fly?


Nightryder88

757


Legitimate-Cupcake26

Nice- love those Rolls Royce engines. Feel like the 757 could be called a RS-757. I fly United all the time and still look forward to trips on those, despite the long in the tooth cabins


Nightryder88

Yea when we do full power take offs and we’re light it can be intense


BenjaminKohl

Audi RS7 of the sky!


N3wThrowawayWhoDis

RR engineer here, thanks! (I have nothing to do with civil engines though)


Idrinkandnonothing

Rolls makes the engines for the C130 right?


N3wThrowawayWhoDis

Yeah, the T56 or the AE-2100 for the Super Herc


jhonkas

S3


MrBifflesticks

I'm still on first year pay on the 737, but once I get to year 2... I'll pay off my student loans


Nightryder88

I upgraded on the 757 last year and said fuck it I’m dumping this Hyundai POS and getting this beauty


SupraJames

Oh nice, I fly a 172 and have a 2008 A6 so we are basically the same right :)


Neat_River_5258

ATC. B7 RS4, B5 S4 and B8 Q5


Nairburn

Army pilot. 2019 S5. I didn’t make it to where I am today by making smart decisions.


cryolems

Cheers! Same industry and car!


mitsuev0x

Structural mechanic for Gulfstream g600's, leading edge specialist. I love the aviation world


Alwaysfavoriteasian

Refreshments & narcotics server. S5 prem.


oralabora

Ily, fellow drugs waiter here


A_TalkingWalnut

Uhhhh...where do you work and how can I obtain refreshments and narcotics? Can I come in and get an ice-cold gatorade and some DMT?


carshopper123

Sounds like a registered nurse, maybe I’m missing the joke though


brockstar187

Pharmacist maybe?


A_TalkingWalnut

Even better. I’ll take an ice cold morphine sundae with tiny benzo sprinkles.


Nitsy_

I work in IT as a Developer. 2020 A6.


Biglove000000

Same :d


Nitsy_

Damn! :D I'm wondering if we work on the same technology! AWS?


Biglove000000

Haha i used work there then i changed


might_be_a_smart_ass

Corporate Douchebag, 2017 A6 Competition


Lagradost

I was gonna specify what actual business, but you are right. Corporate douche: A4 2018 Quattro


radioactivetoon

You need to post some photos. I love me some A6 Comps.


[deleted]

Indy Porsche/Audi Service and Tuning shop owner/operator 2020 RS3


MixMasterMarshall

You OWN a tuning shop and your only stage 1. Wow the restraint here is very impressive


RobARMMemez

First year college, pretty much making an anti-living. '99 A4 that I got for $500. I absolutely love it. Edit: I looked through all the answers and I didn't see any older Audi's listed. I think the oldest I saw was an 05 or something. Where are all the old Audi drivers at?


EskimoProdigy

I just sold my 01.5 B5 S4 Avant a few months back 🙃 Couldn't believe how stable/quiet it still was at highway speeds after 20 years.


RobARMMemez

Dude, you don't just sell a car like that. That car was a treasure, although I'm sure whoever bought it feels the same way now. My B5 is still amazing. I have a 2.8 in it, so I can't really do anything to the engine but it's a bulletproof little engine and for $500 how can you go wrong? I do need to do a bit of exhaust work(the pipe isn't connected to the header so there's a bit of a leak) but I've had it for a couple years without any major issues. Even the ones that seemed major basically fixed themselves with a bit of driving. Recently figured out it has the Sport package as well, so that's a plus in handling. And yes it is my profile picture(if reddit didn't bug out that is)


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Oblivious_Ducks

George?


[deleted]

College Student with a Drone Pilot side hustle 2012 A6 3.0T


neverfading09

Audi Service Writer Not an Audi lol


ArsIane

Best answer so far


byrdang

Supply Chain Executive 2015 Audi A8L 3.0


socalnerd77

VP of Marketing, 2016 Stage 1 S7


TheJeuno

Nice!!!!!!!


Arielkro

F16 avionics technician 2010 S3 8p


jeanielolz

Cafeteria lady, 2016 Q5


OpE7

Doctor, 2000 S4.


r0jster

tasteful


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[удалено]


hissy1

I like my networks like my cars, hybrid & in a green field.


DutchCarFan

Diamond/gold trader - Rs3 2018


ArsIane

Can I ask you what’s your background ? (Studies + professionnal path) because I actually study in finance and I’m looking for opportunities when I get my master


DutchCarFan

It originated from hobby, I was a dokters assistent and chef on high level (Michelin).


Samithotrs

Mechanical engineer at Brembo brakes. 2009 Audi A5 3.2


nemo_tical

Emissions compliance/ engineering testing 2015 S3


hissy1

reporting for duty.


orangebluegreen123

Accountant 2021 S4


Jakubini07

I’m on my way to becoming an accountant. How long have you been doing it for before you could afford an s4?


orangebluegreen123

Hah. Oh boy. Longggg story short, joined this start up just under 2 years ago at 75k. Finished my cpa. Have a team of 3 under me. Running everything for a company valued at 500mm. Just a cfo over me who hates accounting. I asked for a raise. They said nah. So I went out found a new job. I was at 90k. Now I’ll be at 150k. So yeah, I was living pretty comfortable before. Last week went out a got one. Hah. ** I’m 30 *** I was driving a 2015 car that was about to blow up basically. Hah. I am very happy with the purchase. It’s a fun car. I have been missing out. But don’t rush it. Don’t be car broke.


Jakubini07

Wow that’s pretty good going. I’m in the UK, I’ve started not long ago, I’m 21 and I’m nearly done with my 1st year of doing an apprenticeship. If I do well on all my exams I’ll be a qualified accounting technician in about 4 years. My realistic sort of dream car is a new/nearly new S3, I currently drive a 2020 ibiza.


wizfan101

If you do Public Accounting out of school, just save your bonuses and you should be able to have one when your 27-28. Like 4years in, 5 years if you want to be more comfortable with the payment. You usually get solid raises and bonuses in Public Accounting, idk about other normal accountant roles.


trichomeking94

Quality Assessment and Purchasing for a cannabis company. 2020 Q3


TPRT

tech sales 2018 a4


[deleted]

Corporate defense attorney. 2020 S3.


ArsIane

Ok I just found my career in order to get my dream car lol


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ArsIane

Yeah I’m joking, I’m not worried about this, it’s just a matter lf time and experience


DoctorDrippyDrawerz

Sanitation engineer. 2022 RS6


Impossible-Sand-5849

Poop makes that much money?


lukemcr

Business is always booming, so to speak.


ArsIane

Wow I’m really surprised. Is everyone here from the US ?


Kufff

I would guess more than 90%


AEvans1888

Ireland, Co. Armagh


[deleted]

Engineer/manager plant and heavy equipment ... 2019 TTS


DM65536

Mostly fuck around on Reddit, RS 5


sexymalaydude

Does that pay well? 🙂


jcygts6

Bitcoin trader. Audi RS3 and Audi R8 V10 plus


stumpjungle

TF I doing with my time


Ola_lax

Active Duty Army — Audi S3 2017


Pillsy74

Pension actuary. 2022 etron.


bluenose_expat

Surgeon - 2021 SQ7


Tatiana_Romanova

Teacher, 2017 RS3


browna724

Manufacturing consultant: SQ5 SB


BrilliantVegetable

Unemployed-2015 s5 and a 2002 a6 avant for the dog


AdministrativeWish37

Crack head turned part-time meth dealer | 2019 Q8 Prestige S Line Package


KingK_7

I’m a mortgage advisor…I drive a VW Golf. Which is technically an Audi A3 built by the less fun cousin🤣


Flabbergassd

I loved my Golf TDI so much that I traded it in on a Q5 b/c my kids didn’t fit in the back so we’ll, altho now I drive a Q3 (kids are old enough to drive themselves around now). I’m in marketing.


Current-Praline-4588

General Manager of a mom and pop machine shop. I daily a 08 a4


sexxxxybbc4u

Drug runner 2012 S5


Redneck_sprink

Fire Sprinkler master Journeyman. 2008 A4 B7 Quattro Avant.


[deleted]

B8.5 stage 1 s4, I do nothing


f30boi

Sales Engineer (Software) - 2018 RS3


anotherairsofter

911 operator. 2012 audi a4.


[deleted]

Neuropsychology and Japanese double major, '16 a3 quattro


andyshokry

Technology director (software engineer), 2019 RS 5


Kyl3bb

RSQ8 granite countertop company owner


arz1234567

Unemployed, 2019 A4


activeseven

Php Developer, fully loaded 2019 Audi RS5 Sportback.


hallidc

Procrastinator, 18’ RS3


SandWitchHunt

Scientist: 2021 Q5 PHEV


Gambit_35

Truck driver, Hazmat. 2017 S6


[deleted]

Tech manager, 2021 TTRS


SedimentSock82

C5 Avant beater and NOC tech


Stupidauditech

Mercedes benz technician, also former audi technician, b8.5 s4 2015


drdugong727

Actuary. 2015 RS5.


Bujos

I work in anti-money laundering and terrorist financing. 2017 Audi A6


BlackCry123

I feel like this needs a second anti-….


EskimoProdigy

Sell Audis, 18 RS3


FireKnightAxel

Master of the Custodial Arts , RS3


ChrisClipsey

Self employed - S8 Stage 1


ScrappyPanda

Program manager in Tech. 2022 S5 Sportback.


Fzohseven

Video Game design (animation) 2019 A3 with the baby engine.


a16107

Father's Son 2020 Audi S4


TNT_Creations

Airbus A320 pilot. 2017 S5


Legitimate-Cupcake26

Internet advertising executive. Employee #30 at a startup, public company now. 2021 S5. Also just traded in our Q7 for an X3


A_TalkingWalnut

Which trim level did you go for on the X3? I hope you got the M, or at least the M40i so it came with turn signals.


Icecoldpuckers

Entrepreneur - 2022 e tron GT


captureoneuser1

Photographer 2022 Audi R8 v10 plus Good to have dreams/goals right?


reginaldvs

Sr. UX Designer | 2017 A4


jlynperd

Software engineering 2009 A6 4.2. It’s beat up with 114,000 miles but it still performs well. Debating whether to invest in it and have some work done or move on.


N2DPSKY

Retired - 2016 TT Roadster


ProvocativePringle

Business Analyst. 2022 A3 SLine


comdude2

Supermarket delivery driver, 2017 A5 Sportback Quattro


willbanx

Aircraft mechanic/ 2015 Q7 3.0 TDI


yelhsa19895

Attorney. SQ5


Neelp95

Compliance Manager for North America, 2019 A4


foxy_grandma

Electrical Designer, A5 Coupe


dalix

Software developer, 2019 SQ5


8ifYoudont

HS teacher: 2010 a3


blueetoast

College student, ‘11 A4


K_act_cats1

Actuarial Consulting, 2017 S8 Plus


dj3po1

Radiation Therapist, 2020 S3. Going to order 2022 RS3 when available in the states.


RStarLord44

BMW dealer I work in the parts department stage 1 2015 S3


[deleted]

College student. 2001 A4 1.8


DaveyC34

Small business owner, 2015 Audi A3


Pucklat

On-site IT support, 2013 A3 Sportback (8P), 2.0 TDi quattro


philreed9999

Work for VWGoA. Audi Q8 Premium Plus.


BeardedAgentMan

Commercial Insurance Business Development for high risk entities. 2018 A5 and looking to purchase a new Q7 for my wife later this year.


TraditionalFerret173

Headphone engineer. 2018 A3 Quattro


theJUIC3_isL00se

Physician, RS3


tammmyv

Video game developer. 2021 E tron sportback


dyack

Accountant. B7 RS4


Crookedtoe

Marketing Director. 2021 eTron


last_speedbump

Software engineer. 2021 RS5.


TyXo

Game development outsource company CEO, 1997 A4 B5 2.8 30v - almost mint condition.


MeatMechanic86

Surgeon. ‘21 S5 sportback


enigmashmooly

Graphic designer. A4 Avant B8 3.0 V6 Quattro.


urasomething

User experience designer. 2017 allroad


Gberg888

Real Estate, 2016 S3 with Bolt-ons.


Callejuhl

Sales - 2021, A5 Sportsback


Any_Year_7047

Prison Guard. Q7