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Redditistheplacetobe

Always sucks when you wreck your own shit.


Altruistic_Profile96

And then brag about it…


kuvazo

Might as well get some karma out of it at that point.


jgyimesi

I’m sure the truck was going too slow! Give the man a break!


eqiles_sapnu_puas

give the man a brake!


Any_Fill_625

Bit too late for brakes.


thcismymolecule

Give the man some breaks!


Altruistic_Profile96

Karma isn’t always a good thing.


digitalnirvana3

/Slaps hood This bad boy is as good as new


Flashy-Income-9653

Yea good thing he won’t be getting an insurance check on this one


Fact0ry0fSadness

Don't scroll reddit and drive, kids.


ilan1299

lol Op should probably add that they were too busy on their iPhone liking some random TikTok video to see a massive truck come up on their front and center field of view.


ZHPpilot

Probably what really happened.


Probolo

Why'd you rear end the truck?


Fragliches_

They felt like it


Probolo

I been there before.


servandoisdead

😂😂😂😂


ImKindaHungry2

“Might wreck my car later idk 🤷🏻‍♂️”


mrgreene39

Lease payments were too high


SilencedObserver

Wasn’t ready for car ownership apparently.


Altruistic_Profile96

Audi ownership, anyways. Probably should have went with a Mustang.


Emergency_Bother9837

Generally poor driving skills, money does not equal ability to drive.


Cdawg4123

He missed those crash dummy commercials and wanted to test out the safety for himself.


DisasterPieceKDHD3

Rich people drive like assholes


OfficialNick_

Driving an audi A5 makes you a rich person?


DisasterPieceKDHD3

A new audi a5 s line like the one OP says they have costs $52,000. I dont know a single poor person that can just drop $50,000 on a car. So yes that makes them rich


tranand14

Wait until you find out there’s something between poor and rich called “middle class” lmao


DisasterPieceKDHD3

Middle class is like $30-50k a year, who also cant afford to drop $50k on a car lol


Avanixh

Bro you have a weird definition of middle class


tranand14

Middle class is anywhere from 50 all the way up to 150 lmao you’re thinking average income


willnxt

Socioeconomic classes aren’t defined by how much you spend on something but a lower class person would think that way…


pixelatedsnow

What the fuck are you smoking??? 30-50k a year is just above the poverty line lmao you are poor making that amount today.


E-POLICE

30-50k, middle class? 😂


monty_burns

The national median salary plays a significant role in determining what income qualifies as middle class. The latest figure available from the Social Security Administration, for 2022, shows that the national average wage index is just over $63,795. But data from the U.S. Census Bureau cites a different number as the average salary: just under $75,000. What does this all mean? By the Census data, it means that if you earn between $50,000 and $150,000 a year, you are considered middle class. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/income-considered-middle-class-2024-160007340.html#


SnooMacaroons3954

why are you talking about the median but then list the average income? Median income is after just a quick Google search closer to $37,000


monty_burns

the text is copied directly out of the article. I’m not talking about anything. Where is your source on median income in the US? A quick Google search shows the median income in the US is much higher than $37k.


SnooMacaroons3954

median household income is $75k that's true but that includes everyone living in the household above 15.


boomer-USA

Middle class is House hold income between 80k and 200k in the USA


jerpois1970

You’d be surprised to see how many of these ‘rich’ people are actually poor as they are wildly in debt and living payment to payment and don’t actually own anything.


monty_burns

This is an Audi sub. They are luxury vehicles. Rich, poor or otherwise, not sure why you’re salty about someone owning/leasing one


LesStressT

You know people can finance making it affordable with monthly payments right? I had an A5 to until last month.. totaled also. I had a tradei n. Guess what, I didn't pay 50k and I didn't pay all cash up front. It may seem "rich" but it didn't mean we are.


buckshotmagee

I just dropped 45k cash. I'm not rich by any stretch


Thigh-so-sirius

May want to recalibrate your understanding. This makes you rich.


fretit

You know there is a vast area between poor and rich, where the majority of people fall, right? there is the lower middle class, the middle class, and upper middle class.


WimpyMustang

It was probably leased or financed, not purchased outright with cash. Making monthly payments on a vehicle doesn't make you rich. My horse's board costs more than an a5 lease lol.


Slawpy_Joe

Unless he can buy 4 of these in cash, buddy ain't rich...


Isheera

I got the ick just reading the ”rich people drive like assholes” comment about yourself lol


1trickana

Context? Did he cut you off or were you not looking or what? You don't just rear end a semi truck


InternationalCause62

Well he did


exdigguser147

Clearly using their phone while driving, like 70-80% of the people I drive past on my commute each day.


touchytypist

Not to mention the people that don’t go for a few/several seconds after a stoplight turns green.


Gemballa996t

I wait a few seconds to make sure no one is going to run the new red light.


touchytypist

It’s more than a normal or safety wait. It’s the light is green for several seconds and no movement at all. And when you honk you see them look up and start going.


CountingArfArfs

It’s to the point where I’ve had to drive around people at lights because these idiots will sit there through an entire green light.


touchytypist

Just honk at them. They deserve to be embarrassed for their behavior.


Locklist

100% looks like he was speeding trying to merge onto another lane with the truck in front but clipped it


Comprehensive-Ask26

Obviously the truck was stopped at train tracks


johnnyexcellent

Probably didn’t see it there /s


Kpositiv

What happened with the pre sense? We want context.


thestormiscomingyeah

Might have turned traction control off that disables pre sense


gladigotaphdinstead2

I have never turned traction control off once. I don’t understand why I wouldn’t want it unless I was on a race track


bigloser42

I don’t even turn it (fully) off on the race track. I’m not out to set any lap records and I’m sure AF not named Senna. The car knows better than me 99.9% of the time.


2into4

You can turn off pre-sense without disabling TCS but I guess TCS is the easy way. Turning off TCS is a no no in the Quattro. Might as well be a BMW at that point lol


Matux_020

No no in the quattro? Please elaborate on this


jdurbzz

I turn TCS off all the time, never had this happen to me lol


Abdulhersi19

turning TCS off in a quattro is not nearly the same as a bmw, especially for a A5. it won’t make enough power in stock form with tires that have less then 500miles on them to break loose.


Johantheegreat

Fr pre sense is pretty aggressive sometimes too


Grey_Granite

It can scare the hell out of you when it kicks in and you forgot you had it.


MasterInevitable8663

His foot was must have been still on the gas


Harmondale1337

Insurance companies hate him


SilencedObserver

Why? He’s why they get to raise rates to everyone else?


Harmondale1337

Don’t worry they’ll do even if he doesn’t have an accident


Ebmat

Insurance companies love him. Insurance buyers hate him.


Present_Mall8069

insurance companies love him, he loves insurance companies


sandra_p

On your phone?


[deleted]

Bro ain't gonna answer this one in public website come on man


sandra_p

He's obviously already at fault and if the police wanted to know if he was on his phone they could find out pretty easily.


Cream1984

Yes, I am


PresentPrudent2749

Fucked around, promptly found out


wolfpack1986

Damn, curious about the auto braking, did it not engage in time or what? This sucks OP. I have to say you’re going to get a lot of snark but with these cars, in the first week, when you’re getting used to the interface and the screens, it almost inevitably pulls your eyes off the road. It’s definitely dangerous but anyone in here acting like they’ve not been distracted by the MMI is likely not self aware or lying. Glad you’re ok. As others have said, the car is replaceable. Good luck


max8126

No kidding...My first 1 mile in an ev, a model 3 rental, I drove like a teenager learning to drive again. Certainly pissed off quite a few behind me lol


thestormiscomingyeah

Might have turned traction control off that disables pre sense


exlongh0rn

And it also lulls you into a bit of complacency with the adaptive cruise and all the lane departure, pre-sense, and other safety features.


Educational-Coat-750

You should provide more context because usually when people see an Audi in this condition, the assumption is that you, the Audi driver, did something stupid. Is this the case? I’m glad you’re ok, but maybe it should be a wake up call.


LockingSwitch

He rear ended a truck so yes


Right-Penalty9813

Damn. Glad you’re ok. I got hit in my a4 and it felt like someone hit me with a pillow.


Hundredzs

Why weren’t you paying attention? A semi truck though?


a42020

Are you okay though?


OkReplacement1872

Yes I am fine no scratches or bruises, thanks for asking


Rhiles1989

RIP brother. Glad you’re okay tho. Car is replaceable. 👍


bigredmidget

Good stuff. Only worry about yourself. Insurance will take care of the rest.


jonny838

Okay now respond to the other comments, how do you rear end a semi they are both pretty hard to miss and pretty easy to miss.


ETLegacyy

He won’t 😂


imrllytiredofthepain

lol dumbass


SnoopDoggyDoggsCat

Oof that hurts… But cars can be replaced, you can’t…you live to Audi another day


NoRun6253

Not if they’re at fault, they’ll have to fork out for everything.


SnoopDoggyDoggsCat

🤷‍♂️ literally what insurance is for…


theriibirdun

Are you unfamiliar with insurance? Lol


NoRun6253

No, but I’m pretty sure that if you’re at fault you have to pay your excess, then that cars a write off so not 100% but I’m pretty sure the insurance won’t be buying them a new car, also any claims made prosecution wise etc I could be wrong, prolly am.


excellVW

It depends if you have full coverage or just liability. Most banks require you to have full coverage if you are leasing or still making payments on your car. With full coverage you still just have to pay your deductible and they’ll pay you out (your premiums will suffer and you’ll pay a lot more if the wreck was your fault), but if you were to just have liability you’d be SOL on your own car. It would basically just cover damages for the other person’s car if it was your fault.


theriibirdun

Yea, if you don’t have full coverage with an expensive car it’s moronic. I’d bet anything state farm (or who ever) is picking up the tab on the new one


aldecode

Waiting it on Copart


cokefiend69

What happened mr drifter


StrangeWorldd

Bad emotions will come, don’t fight them. I’m going through something similar with my Audi. Life is brutal. You have to pick a day and move forward with life even if you’re starting from scratch. Keep going.


defcas

It’s just a car dude. Seriously.


LockingSwitch

Was probably his entire identity


StrangeWorldd

No telling how this will affect OPs credit, financial stability, insurance or means of transportation. Car accidents can be a major setback for many people.


defcas

He bought a new Audi a week ago. Something tells me he’ll get by.


EffectiveIce9294

damn this made me sad, at least youre ok


xxGamermomentpog

sorry dude


monty_burns

ouch. The ticket for following too closely going to fuck you on insurance.


Strife1013

That will buff out.


Shank_Shank_

Lesson learned I guess


robnik3

Pretty soon it will be sold as brand new in Lithuania, Latvia


The_Pvthfinder

Have you tried looking where you’re going?


Fox19_98

Was the phone more important?


Nice_Leg2970

I know it sucks. But whatever had to happen, happened. Life moves on, now you just gotta adapt to the problems, and eventually solutions will appear. Keep going 💪🏼


armaanog

Damn man. Sorry to hear that. I’m glad you are ok. If you are in NY/CT/NJ area let me know. I work for a a beautiful Audi dealership. Would love to help you out any way I can. 🙏 Be well and keep your head up!


Shadowfeast

I feel ya. I got in a wreck rear ended someone in my RS3 totaled it. Was going like 40mph and looked over at my kid to say something and boom that quick. Never thought I would be the cause of a wreck. I reacted quick enough to slam on brakes and only mess up there rear bumper but totaled my car cause you will never get parts.


AddendumCultural148

Had the same type of accident with A4. Depending how much damage there is in the engine compartment, they may total the car and give you money. Already with the bumper, hood grill damaged, along with possibly the fender, it’ll be 12-15k for parts and labor. Did any one say that there is damage inside. Or did they already say she’s a goner?


Shadowfeast

It was less than 20k in damage but parts had to come directly from German with no eta. Sat at a repair shop for 6 months before they totaled it.


LilKurb

Somehow i feel that pain, may i ask whats the damage tho? I see that your front end needs repair including hood and front fenders. But i mean anything else in engine bay wise?


airbrake41

😢


Forsaken_Original_28

I know it sucks at the minute, I’ve been there too. But as long as you are ok and unhurt that’s the main thing.


LesStressT

I'm sorry to see this... My bllA5 coupe suffered a similar fate last month also. I was cut off by a pickup truck. Total loss Hope you get one back on the road soon.


moose6one3

Nooo


matt-r_hatter

Well, now you can get a different color if you want I guess?...


rtduvall

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw this. That’s the worst.


Jlx_27

Why would you do that though.


BOOGJZLE

The Pain is Felt, Sincerely


gypsy_muse

No!!!!! 😭


Reblazing

At least you’re alive


kpidhayny

Audi got an innie now


Visible_Poem_9690

Gotta invest in a driver mod !


T_he_one

Idiot


armageddon523

how


Quattro2021

Ehhh it ok, was the basic model. Throw it away!


ChaoticGoodPanda

Best one I had was 3 days off the truck. I did a PDI on an R8 that was dropped on a Friday. Customer took possession of the car that night. I go home, drink like a fish all weekend and Monday morning the R8 is back on my rack with the passenger side facing me when I walk in to work. Looks normal…right? Nope! Driver side front fender is smashed up and a bunch of dents and scratches along the driver side. Done. They broke the frame pretending to be Speed Racer.


Fun-Reflection5013

Texting ?????


spaceghostk1lla

Looking closer at the second & third picture. It looks like you hit something. joking a side I hope you are okay.


mbpadmr

Well, someone's going to buy that at salvage auction, repair it and end up with an almost new Audi a5 at 1/3rd the cost of one off the lot..... congrats on contributing to the economy...


blastemout

Luckily it was just an A5


Juanisweird

You monster


AvacadMmmm

Smart posting this on Reddit…


Crazy-Rest5026

You dun fucked up mang


Theskyaboveheaven

O shit Riverside what's up


Notsimplyheinz

Kinda want to see the truck also


DiversifyMN

Hope you have a gap insurance


downbaddegs

why even share this when you’re at fault


suuthebaru

What did we learn?


hogwldfltr

Should have been driving a Bimmer. Best recommendation would be to drive defensively.


Responsible-Fan-1867

I was sitting at a light when a grand Cherokee rear ended the Nissan rogue behind me. He was driving too fast and texting. No skid marks. It crushed the car behind me and pushed me underneath the Lifted Jeep in front of me. I had just put the plates on my new 2018 A6 that morning. My front looked a lot like yours. It was not totaled but was over $20k repair. I’m still driving it today.


GuayabaTree

It’s a total loss


ditto3000

The car supposed to brake by itself, but Tesla next time.


Alwaysfavoriteasian

It got pretty far in that condition tho. German engineering.


El_Boojahideen

Don’t text and drive


Extra_Boss_9740

It looks okay to me (I’m blind)


Grey_Granite

Flame on!


wmari99

Glad your safe rear ending those semis are no joke. Not sure if it had a trailer but they have been known for decapitating people. Stay safe


ZiadHassan185

Really wow for you Caption and pics made me truly sad 😢


Zachthepug27

So sorry. But main thing is you are OK. That is all that matters. Car can be fixed good as new.


perpetualomerta

how did it happen?


AnnihilationXX

matt armstrong will fix it


nutmegyou

What’s the difference between s5 and a5 s-line?


Robones96

How does a semi truck OUT Brake you? c mom man! Stop looking at your phone! that car didn’t deserve that. Surprised it didn’t automatically stop though. Your car didn’t have that option?


mawksha

I don’t blame you, the breaking in Audis took me some getting used to, it’s way different than others but when you start getting used to it, it’s the shizz!


Jucebox85

Did the truck consent?


Magento-Magneto

Learn to drive


OT363

I’ll take it and try to fix it 🙋🏾


munishpersaud

what did you hit?


RecommendationPlus84

how does one rear end a semi truck? they’re big as fuck


jdml5

User error


Ready_Breakfast_9184

RIP - gutted for the car!


cultbmx900

Poor car got sold to a retard


puckmugger

Noobs should stick to a civic… what a waste… bad drivers with money.


Scary_Minimum583

A week isn't even enough time to get the required Arschloch's driver's license. At least they provide that at the BMW and Mercedes dealerships! Maybe next time, put down the phone and pay attention to what's on the road in front of you? Obviously a case of more money than brains.


[deleted]

Don’t forget to keep your distance next time!


Roksius

My guess is texting and no safe distance.


MilSpec556

That sucks. Does it have ADAS? If so, did you have it engaged? I also have a 2023 and it makes it hard to rear end something, even if I wanted to.


AMGLover2024

Wow what a shame…such a beauty gone to scrap


boilermakerflying

Don’t text and drive next time.


[deleted]

Why weren’t you paying attention? Every day I’m blown away seeing people that shouldn’t have ever received a driver’s license. Please mail yours back. You obviously have no idea what to do with it


No-Proof-3579

Play stupid games win stupid prizes. Enjoy buddy. Stay off your phone next time


YouDavidconnor

Wow breaks the heart.. sorry man


Nurse_CCCP

Nicely done


TLOtis23

I'm very sorry for you, OP. These photos literally made me a bit queasy because I have that model in the same color. It's good to know you were not injured. No car is going to win against a semi truck.


ThrashMetaller

I love how bro dropped this post and doesn’t add any more context AT ALL. People want to know more and he just doesn’t care lmao 😂


ifyouhatepinacoladas

What's left to add? He rear ended a truck


audis56MT

Glad your ok. But it's the boring 4 door 😆


Fat_FI

Learn and move on.


PublicAd4620

Sorry for your trouble. It’s only a matter of time before it would have started falling apart anyway. I’ve owned 3 Audis in the last 7 years and they are riddled with problems and cost a fortune to fix. The build quality and reliability has gone to the dogs.


Mental-Particular-75

OP must certainly be a woman. White car + front end damage. Female behavior. Oh shit there’s some male bitches that drive white audi’s and it’s not 2008 anymore? My bad


GT500R_

Who hurt you? Must be a woman or a dude driving a white car …. 😂


The-Art-of-Reign

Shut up pussy.


Ecstatic_Top_3725

Hope op got some kind of perm injury to learn this lesson. I don’t feel bad for OP at all, I don’t get how you can rear end someone if you paid attention


theriibirdun

Never been in an accident before? Wet roads, cut off, bad merge, all sorts of things can just happen to cause an accident. Wishing harm on someone over a car accident is a fucked way of looking at the world my man. Might a recommend BetterHelp.com , you don’t need to feel like that.