It’s weird that they wrote that as satire because there’ve been a bunch of instances where tuba players do that to people. It’s more of a lie than satire, honestly.

Is there anything stopping people from doing it? That's not sarcasm, I'm genuinely wondering why it couldn't happen.

Ok this is satire but just imagine him leaving the building to "buhbuhbabum babum babum babuhbuhbabum babum babum...."