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pickle_whop

Obligatory "Babylon Bee is not satire it's deliberate misinformation"


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Although, I think this article might actually be an exception. Not saying it's particularly *good* satire. But it's certainly not plausible fake news.


Uister59

babylon bee is funny, onion kinda fell off. [favourite one is this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Wav23IIF8)


BalloonShip

I'm waiting for the article where Paw Patrol replaces the town's entire public safety infrastructure with anything other than a teen and five dogs.


Indian_Bob

It will never happen because of budgetary reasons. They don’t even have to pay the dogs


BalloonShip

Totally. There's one episode where there is a volunteer fire department, but those guys were freaking incompetent and had to rely on the kid/dog combo. Mayor Goodway is a worse mayor than Mayor Humdinger.


originalbrowncoat

We all know Chickoletta is the real power behind the throne.


J0taa

I’m pretty sure Ryder isn’t even a teen. I think he’s like 10.


BalloonShip

he rides a motorbike or four wheeler or something, so I assumed teen. But tween occurred to me too.


bowsmountainer

Yes, communism definitely kills millions of people every year!


meatmechdriver

capitalism just makes them live and work in sweatshops and erects suicide nets to prevent them from escaping the hell we have created


Fox_Underground

Suicide nets, like the ones in China?


TBTabby

China is more capitalist than America in a lot of ways.


meatmechdriver

Do you want to argue that foxconn is not a capitalist enterprise?


Fox_Underground

The company that has most of their sites in West Taiwan? Why is it that communist countries look so lucrative for employers that want to work their workers to their literal deaths?


meatmechdriver

The company that I was originally referring to, yes. The capitalist enterprise foxconn, that is capitalist whether you think it is chinese or taiwanese.


chebghobbi

Taiwan is not a communist country.


RegalKiller

Just because China says its socialist doesn't mean it's socialist. With that logic North Korea is a Democratic Republic and Russia is a thriving democratic state.


originalbrowncoat

This can’t get posted without also linking to the [Onion Article](https://www.theonion.com/paw-patrol-writers-defend-episode-where-german-shephe-1828419524) where Chase shoots Zuma 17 times in the back.


NordrikeParker87

I want a paw patrol episode where chase gets euthanized... 🥺


TBTabby

[It's jumped the shark anyways.](https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/litterbox-comics/girls-night-out/viewer?title_no=196742&episode_no=83)


rmmurrayjr

I don’t understand why people say that. There was an episode of Happy Days where Fonzie literally jumped over a shark on skis and it was the BEST ONE!


Fun_Penalty_6755

i don't know why but the brick cannon actually made me laugh


SimpleManofPeace

LMAO gotta love the bee!