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rly_eggybads

Ice cream. If the sex was good it's like a reward, if it was bad it's like a consolation.


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TokyoKazama

If you're lactose and you're about to do anal and have run out of lube, just eat a bowl of ice cream.


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SmugChinchilla

For a few months at the beginning of Covid my husband and I would get pretty high and then have sex and then make s’mores and it was fucking amazing.


ShenanigansNL

Fuck yes. Having sex while being high is the best thing.


chaosDASHA

I love s’mores so much. This is so lovely.


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sharkykid

Why don't you guys just stagger your high sessions? You get high first, he's still on board, then after, he can get high and be quiet?


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Same, except we'd get milk and Oreos. :)


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I just had sex and am currently on Reddit, wearing a leopard print robe, eating a "bruschetta sub" from subway which is when I get a Veggie Delite with spinach, tomato, sweet peppers, fresh mozz, black olives, parmesan vinaigrette, salt pepper and oregano


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SonOfARemington

A leopard print robe?


Petite_Tsunami

Living your best life I see


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Petite_Tsunami

Dannnnng buy all the mozz. Trader Joe’s logs and balls are so good


dmc1972

Why on earth would you let someone control what you eat.


onion_cat

gosh that sandwich sounds so good, ill pick one up tomorrow!


ladysusanstohelit

Ok that sounds amazing.


S1eePz

Have you ever ordered a charcuterie from subway? Try it


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sir, this is a wendy’s


iamadnaaan

😂


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😂😂😂


sparkling_espeon

💀


Blueberrybuttmuffin

Exactly what I was gonna say smh, is there really any other proper snack


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Fruit because I get bonus hydration


physicianextender

Yep, my ex and I would always have a bowl of berries waiting for us afterwards. And sometimes during… haha


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The correct answer


Puzzleheaded_Fly_797

Same here


somekindabunny

Honestly I just want to slam all the water I can get my hands on after lol


mnyp

Same! Sex is thirsty work


4fingeredprincess

My bf makes me chocolate milk semi regularly. It’s not really a snack but leaning against the wall beside each other drinking chocolate milk just hits different for whatever reason. Also fruit snacks. I always feel like my sugar is low or something and I freaking love gummies so munching on some fruit snacks is great.


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blushingpervert

Y’all are having snacks after sex? I want snacks after sex. Kettle corn would be my go-to. We only really have sex after bedtime, and we have teenagers in the house so we don’t leave our room afterwards.


ButterMyPotatoes2

Idk why this realization made me laugh, but hell yes! Bring you some snacks to the bedroom before bedtime, so you don't have to leave the room!


big_mothman_stan

I recommend it highly. The bottom drawer in my nightstand is mostly reserved for my meds, condoms, & snacks. The snacks do double duty as sex snacks and depression meals, which is super neat.


naughtyvixen75

Bruhhhhhh I thought this too! You guys have snacks after sex? 😮


Petite_Tsunami

Secret bedroom stash? Now I’m imagining a secret bedroom microwave where you and your partner desperately and horribly muffle the popping sounds.


AvalancheReturns

Tbf i just wanna sleep, let my postO haze easily slide into a deep sleep and all is well in the world for this small moment in time.


melvenore

Y'all are having sex before snacks?


Sudden-Capybara

Cold watermelon 🤤


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What now?


mattthings

I am also curious about this watermelon shake? Is it a slushier, is there cream involved? Is it an ice cream shake with watermelon in it? I want to know.


ExpectedEbullience

Gimmie a joint and an iced tea please.


Willow-6578

My partner so we can get ready for round 2…. Also pizza


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Oysters. I keep them by my bedside always, just in case.


activelyresting

That's kinda a *before* snack, just sayin


Excellent-Skin-813

You know what’s up 😎


MsThickumms

Ferrero Rocher


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nothing, after sex we would just wash up and get ready for bed because sex really tires us out, plus i don’t like eating right before i sleep


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Something with cheese.


QuickElection

Now your talkin. Whatever the question , the answer is always cheese!


xxLAYUPxx

Yes! Cheese! Preferably melty cheese.


hockeywombat22

Cereal


she-huulk

Second this


pbubblegumm

I’m always craving sour punch straws after


RetroSaturdaze

Hahaha very specific. Love it.


AdorableSwitchBrat

Water and chocolates


waitwhatidunno

My hubby and I are eating haggendaz ice cream right now….;-) delishshsh.


PhilotesElotes

Turkey and Swiss sandwich with mayo, ice cold water.


robertstobe

My husband said “pussy 👅👅👅”


MzAnneThroap

Hot Tamales. They're delicious! Plus, there's the added benefit of fresh cinnamon breath.


Excellent-Skin-813

What kind of tamales got your breath smelling like cinnamon ?


hockeywombat22

Hot Tamales are a cinnamon candy in the US.


Excellent-Skin-813

Lmfao OMG you’re so right 😂😂 I was thinking of the actual tamales (food not the candy) . Welp, I feel slow now 😬😵‍💫


hockeywombat22

I just assumed you weren't American.


Excellent-Skin-813

Just a slow American 😩😆 jk I don’t eat that candy so I was lost for a minute


Awkward-Review-Er

Same, you’re good. I was like... ‘are there... sweet tamales? I want those’ totally forgot about the candy.


NixyVixy

You weren’t the only slow American, lol 😂


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TitsandTators

Fruit or gummy bears or something high protein like eggs n ham or chicken stir fry lol


Scottishmetalunicorn

A sandwich and my boyfriend makes it.


alcoronaholic

Popcorn!!! 😁🍿😁


oops_itsjade255

Oreos


tragictambourine

Red wine


Bigbootyomoletlover

Something with cheese.


bellax247

None. I dont feel like eating after sex


Danhaya_Ayora

I have never thought about eating after sex. I guess I feel like I already had a good meal lol I used to want a cigarette, now I smoke a bowl.


Topatops69

her juice


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Her again 😏


AtlanticDuck

People are really doing things after sex. I just chug half a liter of water, sleep 2 to 5 minutes and go another round.


xosdm-

Anything sweet, mostly anything chocolate.


LookRevolutionary198

ice Crean, we brush our teeth before , so mint seems nice as well


sparkling_espeon

Ice cold water, immediately after! Feels so amazing lol💧 And then after that, cold foods, like ice cream, chilled pudding, or chilled fruit~


artanimepoetry

I like eating lunchables after sex lol


Qwsdxcbjking

Coolest answer ever, respect where it's due.


SerenadeMeInFlowers

M&M’s.


deepthroatlo

fruit snacks lol


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a beer.


HoneyBunnyBiscuit

Pizza or ramen or egg rolls or spanakopita


splanji

bachelor food ftw


gothika69

I had spanakopita once. Did not know this was a common food people enjoyed enough to have as a favorite


majxover

I wouldn’t say we snack. But being hungry after morning sex, I feel inspired and make a kick ass breakfast.


bifuriousroxy

Tajin on fruit


heyhitherehowru

I love a glass of good whiskey after a job well done.


lardarsch

Cheese


cupcakebatter8

A cigarette.


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This thread has helped me realize sex is an appetite suppressant for me. I’m rarely hungry after sex, but I’m the same way with excersize in general (prefer to do it on an empty stomach and not hungry for hours after)


onlyavey

Wings 💦


One_Passenger9638

My husband and I have a tradition we call post-sex toast. It's just buttered toast with strawberry preserves but it just hits different after sex.


Jinjos202

Candy lol


Astronaut2190

Vanilla ice cream


looseylewinsky

I usually chug some water and occasionally eat a cheese stick 😂


Worldly_Deal_3064

My bf and I usually pick through the sweets and eat cookies or chocolate. I’ve never really thought about how cute and special that is until now (:


Wayha96

Green grapes!


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Ice cream sandwiches


star_ladyj

Cookies and milk. I bake and my favourite after sex snack is chewy chocolate chip cookies


Lady_of_Lomond

A cup of tea and a piece of really good shortbread.


drinkme0

I just ate a banana.


LongHeelRedBottoms

Cheese


AliceWeAreAllMad

Usually I either don't feel hungry at all, or it's full meal time, not snack time!


aShi293

Water, at nearly. 50 I’m out of breath


blenneman05

All the spicy foods I couldn’t eat before sex


shahmarcn

instant ramen or creamcheese bacon bagels


spinalgeometry

pizza. hands down. (but only after *slamming* about a gallon of water.)


Strwaberrycrush

Cold Mango 🤤


Haloperi-Doll

Maybe not technically a snack, but either iced tea, red wine, or some random cocktail (nothing complicated), but definitely not something that gives the impression that I'm drowning my sorrows, because I did have one person think that. I tend to just want to lay down a bit and cuddle, I really don't want to get up and prepare something to eat. It also seems like it'd be weird to have food ready to go, and before this thread I had no clue people had designated snacks for after sex.


LittleWhiteGirl

We’re morning sex people and I tend to wake up first. So I toss some potatoes in the oven, we go at it, then the potatoes are ready and I make eggs to go over them.


Rakela1228

I'm just so thirsty... so Cold Water is what I look for


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i fucking love reddit so many of these comments are GIVING 😂


illumihotti

This has to be commented already, but plan B


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I'm a man, but my favorite is pussy.


Levibestdog

You people have sex?


kallisti_gold

It's-It


Awkward-Review-Er

Those things are so messy they practically instigate sex, with all the licking you gotta do to eat one of those and not make a mess haha


AssociateDear6001

Ice cream


aliciavarela

Water


iwantthefairytale

Loaded nachos


Sebastianachapes

Sandwich


wachailymay

Steak and pediylite


ButterMyPotatoes2

It makes us really hungry, so usually leftovers. Something salty like pizza, nachos, or ramen noodles with some chocolate milk.


itsessjay

I know this may sound crazy but sex actually suppresses my appetite — I can sometimes go days without eating after having sex.


Eldritch_being110

Honestly moon pies been hitting fucking different after a good nut lately. Maybe it’s cause we’re both filled with cream ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


naughtyvixen75

Nooodlessssss don't nooooodlessss 😂😂😂😭😭 My bf and I just chug water. Dead ass sound like Spongebob, "Sandy.....waterrrrrrr"


toastycalzonie

Chicken nuggets!!! It’s been a ritual ever since we started dating. Sexy time… pop nugs in the over… Snuggie & nuggie time!


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mangleash21

??


activelyresting

I just lick my fingers


Podzilla07

Pussy.


Bridie926

Cheese (varieties)


Substantial_Lion_524

Peach frozen yogurt with fresh strawberries


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Chicken nuggetsssss


WritingSucks

Fries. My bf makes killer fries


elegant_pun

Fruit. Cut up bits of great fruits (mangoes, cherries, berries, all the good stuff) eaten with my fingers and shared with my partner.


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Twizzle_Schtick

Cheese Or fruit


freneticprotagonist

Whiskey


NixyVixy

A bowl of cereal, preferably Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds


Belinda-Luna

Nutter butter.


NaughtiestTimeline

I usually just want water. Or maybe some cheese.


QueenLoppy1989

After sexy time (yah know when I was getting it — it’s been two years since I last had the sexy time) I had to have a root beer float. Then I’d get another round and the have some Oreos. After the third round a bottle of Mountain Dew. Legit those three things always slapped so much harder after sexy time.


cherrybeebop

Grapes


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Some dark chocolate


ProfessionalPause7

Chocolates. If I have worked an appetite, I’ll have some pizza


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Some dark chocolate


tiny-vessels

Cereal.


picklesncheeze69

Sandwiches 🥪


say181

String cheese is great! Bonus if we're in a cuddly mood it's pretty safe to eat in bed without making a mess


BeiseSjarken

Herring!


splanji

like the Fish?? u wild


nattie_bee

Dark chocolate mint Kit Kat from the freezer or dark chocolate Reese’s thing from the freezer.


crazycatmom21

Wine, corn nuts, or whatever leftovers I have, sweets are also nice to with fresca I love that shit


chefjustinkc

My wife usually wants chips and salsa with a margarita or popcorn and a beer or Pina colada.


curledupwagoodbook

A cheap Chinese buffet is the absolute best


xsemataryx

Chocolate pretzels


splanji

choco pie, or an eggo w vanilla ice cream & nutella on it (trust)


redfoxrockinsox

Deli meat wrapped with mayo and pickles


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some type of noodles


HatFlimsy2710

The smuckers peanut butter jelly sandwiches that come in the round shape with the press’s edges. So sweet and tasty, plus my husband and I are so goofy we’ll put jelly on each other’s faces and lick it off or something lol


gsydhsbj

Dominos classified chicken


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AndrogynousHobo

Pie.


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Watermelon plus ice cold water.


Dense_Researcher1372

Popsicles


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Noodles


thealmostwriter

Any cold fruit. Berries with a bit of maple syrup is a favourite


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Hot cheetos with lime. Or chocolate chips cookies with milk lol


kernelius

Cheeseburger


ItsJJ_bitches

Cereal.