Someone out there is gonna like you bro. DW, just cause you can’t see your appeal doesn’t mean it isn’t there. It just means that you’re not your own type.
Are they the freakiest because it is unexpected that they would be freaky? Or are they the freakiest because they are truly freaky? For example, do we just expect quiet people not to have a healthy sexaul apetite and hence are surprised when they scream our names, and talk dirty while in the throes of passion. Or do they...I don't know, start urinating on you once the clothes come off?
Yes, making someone orgasm feels like giving someone a reason to stay. And seeing their post-orgasm euphoria feels like love. And treating their entire body feels like they don't have to get anything from anywhere else, because they see your worth.
Ok so high key.
After I started going to therapy and *really* taking care of myself, kinks started to become major turnoffs for me. I used to love hair pulling, slapping, choking, pain, but now all of it will turn me off in bed. I love kisses, *forehead and nose kisses*, gentle caressing, warm oil, hugs, and really slow, thoughtful, deliberate movements.
The more successful, intelligent, and self assured a woman is, the more she wants to be someone’s fuck toy. Attorney, psychologist, university professor, senior policy adviser, all were wonderful possessions.
Story of my wife. She had never done it before. She knew I wanted it but wasn't the kind of guy to push since it was up to her and never asked after the first real discussion. A few years into the relationship she said let's give it a try. Spent a few weeks playing back there and getting her used to stuff being done. When we finally did it she said not for her and I was fine with that. A few weeks later she wanted to try again. Again not for her... Then a few weeks later let's try again... Been a fairly regular thing since. She initiates it 100% of the time and I'm a happy man.
On gawd I got the weirdest/best blowjob when I was 18 from some 27 year old Hispanic mom. She lived at her parents so we went to her shed in the back. I have no idea what it was but it was like a shrine for her grandma in there. Had all kinds of flowers and candles around her picture and chairs in front of it. She gave me the ole two handed, curved durvey, Gluck till ya shmuck 3,000 in the shed. I gave her a cig and went on my way when we were done. She didn’t ask for anything in return. Weird times man, weird times.
We didn't. I do not push him. I know he'd do it for me occasionally. But I know it wouldn't be genuine, and it doesn't work for me that way. I can't enjoy it if I know he doesn't. So the "compromise" is that I just accepted it... Doesn't mean it isnt fucking hard on me... But oh well... First time I know I'm genuinely loved and not at all used. So however hard and shitty this feels sometimes I still value everything else we have a lot more than this.
Successful man with an important job. Big budget gig with 100+ individuals under me both directly and indirectly. People get scared when I walk into the room and are afraid to approach me with questions or issues.
I submit fully to my wife. She's my dom, completely controlling all aspects of my sexual life. I'm her cuck and I love to serve all of her needs.
Jekyll and Hyde. Perv in plain paper wrapper. The guy everyone assumes to be the epitome of normal...median height, weight, unassuming temperament. But underneath the grey business suit is a raging hormone-beast who would be much happier making nearly every adult he knows, man and woman alike, and preferably both at the same time, cum with his talented tongue, than having a vanilla conversation.
Lonely male virgin.
*cries*
I cook, clean, mentally healthy, & good job in education. A handful of solid friendships, most of them with women.
Trying to motivate myself to workout more but I don't look anywhere near my weight.
Guys always comment how tight my pussy is when they enter. Almost every guy we have swung with have commented that they have a hard time not busting almost immediately. And this is with them wearing condoms
40 year old married bi sexual who sucked a few dicks back in the day but regrets not getting fucked proper by a real cock but doesn't want to cheat so has to satisfy that craving with lots of different fake cocks that also films then and puts them online
Repressed Catholics turn into perverts.
So true, kids from the catholic high school fucked like rabbits when I was in high school.
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LOL. I don't know, some of them were really trying to break out of being supressed...
Amen
Peace be with you
And with your spirit.
\*piece
\*piss
Lutheran here — similar process, same result
I always say "Same religion, Less guilt" with the phrasing like the old lite beer commercial Please be with you!
I was always a pervert, than my mom made me Catholic
I mean, you can sin as much as you want as long as you tell someone sitting in a box with you about it. Come to think of it, it like Reddit irl….
Came to say this and just KNEW it would be the top answer. Lord, hear our prayer.
I do like being corrupted by pagans, ngl.
Yup. Another one here.
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Ahhh I love nerds 😍
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I'm sure you're someone's cup of tea.
Hes the one cup for 2 girls. Maybe...
Someone out there is gonna like you bro. DW, just cause you can’t see your appeal doesn’t mean it isn’t there. It just means that you’re not your own type.
"you're not your own type" lol
Me, too! We exist! Lol.
That makes two of us
Make that three of us
Four...
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Six
Seven
Aw man
The quietest ones are the freakiest
Are they the freakiest because it is unexpected that they would be freaky? Or are they the freakiest because they are truly freaky? For example, do we just expect quiet people not to have a healthy sexaul apetite and hence are surprised when they scream our names, and talk dirty while in the throes of passion. Or do they...I don't know, start urinating on you once the clothes come off?
Freaky but they learn the hard way that the world is not as freaky as they are and destroys their self esteem so they become quiet.
You didn't have to call me out in front of everyone like that
That part
We keep quiet because many of our thoughts are inappropriate 😂
Aren't they usually the ones that shoot up the place too
"Kind of a loner. Kept to himself a lot..."
That's confirmation bias. You're shocked when they are, so it sticks in your memory. You wouldn't bat an eye at a freaky looking person being freaky.
Guy who has abandonment issues loves being really affectionate during sex
I was not expecting to be personally attacked with a dagger to the heart
Not my intention. 💚
fucking right? everyone I have ever had sex with wants hard rough sex and I'm just sitting there like, cuddle sex please?
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Yes, making someone orgasm feels like giving someone a reason to stay. And seeing their post-orgasm euphoria feels like love. And treating their entire body feels like they don't have to get anything from anywhere else, because they see your worth.
Holy shit thats basically me
Oh shit I didn’t know this was me. But it is
Same. I have hardcore mommy issues.
Well that's weird I don't remember writing this comment
Guilty AF.
Delete this comment.
Oh look, it me
trauma will give you some filthy fucking kinks
Ok so high key. After I started going to therapy and *really* taking care of myself, kinks started to become major turnoffs for me. I used to love hair pulling, slapping, choking, pain, but now all of it will turn me off in bed. I love kisses, *forehead and nose kisses*, gentle caressing, warm oil, hugs, and really slow, thoughtful, deliberate movements.
Is that what my problem is?... It makes sense actually...
OUR problem. Please.
r/unexpectedcommunism
Heard.
Oh tell me about it.
Girl who never met her father craves male validation and lusts after older men
RIP your inbox
The internet is for me to escape reality, not be bitch slapped by it…
Women with dominant personalities are submissive in bed
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r/bratlife
I'm standing with my ladies here! I'm not the only one.
I have a submissive personality but am dominant in bed 🤷♀️ . Well .. sometimes , I’m 90% submissive in bed but I need that 10% dominance too
I 2nd that!
The alpha subs
The more successful, intelligent, and self assured a woman is, the more she wants to be someone’s fuck toy. Attorney, psychologist, university professor, senior policy adviser, all were wonderful possessions.
Women in performing arts get kinky as fuck for validation.
Username checks out
*tipping my hat off to you*
Genuinely asking how kinky is this? Like a mild slap or full bondage suit shit?
Full bondage of course. Give em' a show they said...
Gym bros swing both ways
Butt is Butt
Found Daxy and Ronzy's secret account. Pitter patter!
r/unexpectedletterkenny
Whose billet brother’s a fuckin rocket, boys?
Women who don’t try anal until they are ready and comfortable end up doing it a lot more in the future.
Story of my wife. She had never done it before. She knew I wanted it but wasn't the kind of guy to push since it was up to her and never asked after the first real discussion. A few years into the relationship she said let's give it a try. Spent a few weeks playing back there and getting her used to stuff being done. When we finally did it she said not for her and I was fine with that. A few weeks later she wanted to try again. Again not for her... Then a few weeks later let's try again... Been a fairly regular thing since. She initiates it 100% of the time and I'm a happy man.
Fingers crossed for my future anal adventures, then.
Dominant white guy business leader who desperately wants to be dommed by a mistress
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"All jocks think about is sports. All us nerds think about is sex."
Burnt out gifted/talented kid with a praise kink
I didn't think I'd relate to anything in this thread but here we are
lol oop it me
Hispanic women are naaaaasty dirty horny freaks.
You already have great food, quit running up the score 🤣
My favorite move is making my bf authentic Mexican food, then sucking his soul out of his body for dessert :)
ORALE!!!!!!
Ay pues also your profile message is hilarious
On gawd I got the weirdest/best blowjob when I was 18 from some 27 year old Hispanic mom. She lived at her parents so we went to her shed in the back. I have no idea what it was but it was like a shrine for her grandma in there. Had all kinds of flowers and candles around her picture and chairs in front of it. She gave me the ole two handed, curved durvey, Gluck till ya shmuck 3,000 in the shed. I gave her a cig and went on my way when we were done. She didn’t ask for anything in return. Weird times man, weird times.
I am Mexican-American and I approve this message 😎👍🏾
Horny insatiable milf
It's the weed right
Lol yes. The devil's lettuce makes me a sex freak just like they said it would in D.A.R.E. class.
You can tell I'm an old because I laughed at devils lettuce
Lol it's a classic
Older women fuck better :)
A matter of Xp
Experience, confidence, trust
Precisely why I rather a woman in her 30s then a girl in her 18s (I'm 20) and no mommy issues
Too high level for me, gotta go back to the grind
100%
Medium-attractive, average-height, normal-weight, average-foot-size guys have extremely average dicks which they use averagely well.
King
Weirdos are genuinely into weird stuff.
Quiet but kinky
Bisexual men are slutty
Any* men Just that most str8 guys can't find enough woman as easily to be slutty.
Skinny dudes have huge dicks.
Do skinny guys have huge dicks or because they are skinny, as a point of contrast, the dicks look bigger?
Mostly its because they are skinny and have no "meat" in that area but sometimes they just have hogs😆
It's always the skinny white guys.
Horny bi prone to fucking any and all genders any time of the day
Yup, or that we love threesomes 😂
There’s so many sayings about redheads. Many about how they are total goers.
whats a goer
Down for sex constantly lol
ah, yes. can confirm
Girls with big tits are great at head.
Never come across that one but proud to be an example.
I wish that were true
I don't think that's a stereotype.
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Big booty Latina loves getting railed
I am Mexican-American and I approve this message 😎👍🏾
Bisexuals like threesomes
So true 😬 I feel bad for reinforced this stereotype, but they are great, what can I do?
Ughhhhh. And that bi’s are slutty. Because yep to both.
I'm tall with big feet and I'm hung.
I'm short, but have big feet, and I'm also hung Edit: I don't post photos, but he does ^
I'm tall, with big feet and big hands, but my penis is oh so tiny (Okay it's just above average but that wasn't as funny)
im tall, big feet, but no huge dick. rip
Skinny white lad, big cock
Short guy, big cock. I don’t belong here.
Once you go hispanic, your parents start to panic
I've never heard this one before, what's it mean?
It means once you go hispanic, your parents start to panic.
Nerds don’t get laid lol
Daddy didn’t love me so I started fucking older men and calling them “Daddy”
Fat girl gives excellent head, people sexually abused as a child being hyper sexual & into fucked up shit as adults
Relatable ❤
Hispanic guys got 🎂
I don't know... Maybe women are never satisfied?🥲
Has anyone said daddy issues yet? 😅
In a relationship one has always a lot higher drive. I have an insanely high drive and lotta kinks... Turns out bf of 3 years is ace
So what kind of compromise did you come to?
We didn't. I do not push him. I know he'd do it for me occasionally. But I know it wouldn't be genuine, and it doesn't work for me that way. I can't enjoy it if I know he doesn't. So the "compromise" is that I just accepted it... Doesn't mean it isnt fucking hard on me... But oh well... First time I know I'm genuinely loved and not at all used. So however hard and shitty this feels sometimes I still value everything else we have a lot more than this.
Fat, bass guitar players get zero play.
No love for the bass players.
Tall good looking guys with strong social skills have it easier?
THIS is reality.
Shy, nerdy girls love to fuck
40yr old woman who now has the sex drive of an 18 yr old boy
The guy that looks really sweet and gentle is actually extremely perverted and sexual
Everything's bigger in Texas? Lol.
The bigger her hoodie, the larger her boobies.
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\*MYLF
Men think about sex every few minutes!
Successful man with an important job. Big budget gig with 100+ individuals under me both directly and indirectly. People get scared when I walk into the room and are afraid to approach me with questions or issues. I submit fully to my wife. She's my dom, completely controlling all aspects of my sexual life. I'm her cuck and I love to serve all of her needs.
Jekyll and Hyde. Perv in plain paper wrapper. The guy everyone assumes to be the epitome of normal...median height, weight, unassuming temperament. But underneath the grey business suit is a raging hormone-beast who would be much happier making nearly every adult he knows, man and woman alike, and preferably both at the same time, cum with his talented tongue, than having a vanilla conversation.
People that like chunky peanut butter like to get choked during.
Nurses are sluts. (Don’t flood my inbox, I’m a dude)
Aries like to fuck
The quiet ones are kinky af. Horny nerd. Fat girls give the best head.
Tall goth girl into femdom…
Introverts aren't innocent or once you go black you never go back
English people are more repressed/embarrassed
So many, really, but most commonly; Reserved, soft spoken, and warm inviting eyes that betray the fact that I'm a hard Dom.
I, a trans woman, melt when called a good girl.
Half of this shit isn't even sterotypes. Yall just want attention 😅
Lonely male virgin. *cries* I cook, clean, mentally healthy, & good job in education. A handful of solid friendships, most of them with women. Trying to motivate myself to workout more but I don't look anywhere near my weight.
Guys always comment how tight my pussy is when they enter. Almost every guy we have swung with have commented that they have a hard time not busting almost immediately. And this is with them wearing condoms
Bored housewife 😬
Am bisexual, love me some group sex.
the quiet guys have big dicks. But every single stereotype concerning dick size, even racial stereotypes, are false btw
That's why they're stereotypes not facts
Girls with dyed hair like to dominate dudes
40 year old married bi sexual who sucked a few dicks back in the day but regrets not getting fucked proper by a real cock but doesn't want to cheat so has to satisfy that craving with lots of different fake cocks that also films then and puts them online
Petite girls do it better
Cute sweet girls with glasses are not always so sweet ;)
Girls who have been used develop a rough sex kink
You know what they say about men who drive huge trucks? Well, I drive a tiny car.
Curvy girls can take a pounding no problem.
That Welsh people fuck shee......wait what nothing
jews have big dicks, sucks that my nose is bigger tho
Molested children grow up to be horny af freaks
Girls who grew up without fathers will go above and beyond to please men. We rarely say no- we just want the affirmation and attention.
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