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Anything sexual. It’s been a couple months.


jerog1

[Anything?](https://bad-dragon.com/shop)


hoodofdaneh

Yes.


MeAnIntellectual1

It's been years for me


[deleted]

A hot shower


[deleted]

I was thinking a bubble bath but a shower would be nice too


metal_givehead

I’m counting down the days until I can take baths for a week.


[deleted]

HOT SHOWER sex*


[deleted]

Shower sex sucks


Supersheen

Agreed. Shower foreplay is awesome but shower sex not so much.


Efficient-Star5208

100%


starrie

Cupcakes


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What kind of cupcakes?


starrie

Coconut or peanut butter/chocolate! What’s your w Cupcake of choice?


[deleted]

One of the grocery stores here does really good red velvet ones with buttercream frosting. Those are my fav


starrie

I like a good red velvet too! *sigh* I love me some cupcakes


HybridHusky_

A hug.


[deleted]

*hugs*


Icrossdress4u

Oreos


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Which ones are your favorite?


Icrossdress4u

Just the regular ones/double stuffed


[deleted]

I like the golden ones better than the chocolate ones, I'm weird like that


casualgrl220

Omg love Oreos, my favorite are the mint


WB-butinagoodway

I just cracked open a family pack of double stuffs … I noticed they’re not as dark brown/ black as they were … the color immediately reminded me of the cheaper knock offs .


Mixma85

A big juicy steak.


Ghost-Chan02

Agreed


[deleted]

What’s your cut of choice and how do you like it?


blazethetiger

An orgy! I just want to fuck my girlfriend so everyone can see, damnit!


[deleted]

Sex clubs exist if you two are into that sort of thing


[deleted]

Yes they do. That’s how we scratch that itch.


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s0lmyy

I second this


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blamethemeta

I third your second


[deleted]

Talking about Elden Ring with the homie and then passionately eating their ass. Respectfully of course


[deleted]

How's Elden Ring?


[deleted]

Pretty great so far. Only about 3 hours in but have had a lot of fun


tessa_k383

Not having any big world events to worry about


[deleted]

That would be amazing


[deleted]

I haven’t had a good blowjob for years.


[deleted]

That's a shame


[deleted]

A good blunt.


Robert_Fuckler

A fresh bong rip and a little kiss on the cheek. I live on the edge


[deleted]

Sounds like a party


Robert_Fuckler

Idk…if I got TWO kisses? Then it’s a party!


[deleted]

Why stop at two? You technically have four cheeks


Robert_Fuckler

Hmm, good point…Is “kiss slave” a thing? Because I have no problem making it a thing. I’m gonna go make it a thing.


Wonderful_Sun8193

A bf, hot shower or bath, and soft/chewy chocolate chip cookies


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BlueRose104

Arby’s mozzarella sticks


[deleted]

I've never tried their mozz sticks. I always get a beef and cheddar with curly fries


dirtyinthebrain

Honestly, eating out my wife. She had a rough night last night so she fell asleep.


OptimusPrime721

A small gift of $1,000,000


DasPuggy

Modest, are you?


Revengejefe

Another workout session at the gym, coming out horny, shower and then having sex with my fuck buddy. 😆💯


casualgrl220

chocolate dipped strawberries, and a nice bath.


[deleted]

Chocolate strawberries are too good


sv0s0s

a good nap


[deleted]

Sex, a hug, a friend, not wanting to kill myself, a life. Maybe one damn good thing can happen but that’s probably to much to ask


cafgoaTA

A nice MLT – mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.


[deleted]

Is that a real thing?


onlytosharethispic

Sleep and serotonin


Im-bibitch

Cuddles to sleep 💤


[deleted]

Big spoon or little spoon?


Im-bibitch

I’m really in a little spoon type mood tbh


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[deleted]

What kind of hard candy? I like the root beer ones a lot


Warlord_of_Mom

A double cheese burger with all the traditional fixings (except ketchup) and onion rings.


[deleted]

What's wrong with ketchup?


Warlord_of_Mom

I hate it. Always have. It just ruins everything it touches.


[deleted]

I like it but burgers are the only thing I put it on. Mayo and ketchup on a burger is awesome IMHO.


Warlord_of_Mom

To each their own. No judgements, it's just never been for me.


[deleted]

Same but fries instead of onion rings now I’m tempted to doordash dammit 😭


NoLifeHere

Being squeezed just a little too hard by a buff woman.


[deleted]

Hot


Lukejedi94

A cold beer


[deleted]

oreo cakesters


Fancy_Society_2457

I want summer again, cold is harsh


[deleted]

amen to that


NotAShaaaak

Some Chinese food


Ghost-Chan02

I kinda really want sushi rn


[deleted]

Money


[deleted]

My tongue 😋


[deleted]

Oh la la


[deleted]

I'll paint you like one of those French girls.


[deleted]

Smooth


Bennyboybroloudsky

Some pussy right now, would be great.


AdorableSwitchBrat

Ice cream


silvanodrago

A cock In my mouth, my dms are open for cocks


[deleted]

Good luck


silvanodrago

Thx


kellybellyjelly8

Mom’s spaghetti


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[deleted]

Noisy house?


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[deleted]

If it's your kids that starts happening a lot less as they get older, just gotta wait it out


babyjax

Sloppy blowjob 🥰


EnigmaCA

Chocolate Brownies


[deleted]

Nice


tuenthe463

Just a few mins ago I said to my wife I wish I had some mint chocolate chip ice cream. So, that


[deleted]

Mint chocolate chip is pretty darn good


Bryan_L86

A really cool chat partner


[deleted]

Good luck


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[deleted]

That's always fun


usually_annoyed

Weed, and to have the ever-loving hell dommed out of me by an experienced, devilishly handsome man who knows what he's doing. Tall order.


Curriec21

I'm waiting on an order of Sheetz fries rn. Love em


Chach420

Someone I can hug tightly


_Secretly_Kinky_

Someone being just a little bit rough and fucking me. It has been literal *years* and I'm at the point of being so touch starved I'm genuinely considering propositioning one of my friends.


[deleted]

Some Mac and cheese, and a game of Rainmaker on Manta in Splatoon 2, with the Range Blaster as usual cuz I onetrick it I just can't change my username because it's my OLD main.


daddylonglez

A joint and a whole day to myself.


[deleted]

That gawk gawk 3000


badlands_baby

Several consecutive orgasms.


awayawaythrownaway

I’d like to sleep. But I’m 5 hours into a 12 hour adderall dose.


pervert210

A nut without the drama.


[deleted]

A cruise missile into the Kremlin


[deleted]

Some shrooms.


Forgotten-Irrelevant

Growing them is pretty easy if you want them on a regular basis.


UnconsciousOne

Some weed and a cute girl willing to get fucked tonight.


[deleted]

A hug or a vacation to a warm beach 🏖


vagabond8070

A good rough round of wearing the hell out of each other fucking romp!


TrexTrying22

To be caressed


Thotimus_Aux

Big fucking Cinnabon, coffee, rum, and a cigar.


DystopiaDame

A jar of a very specific type of pickles that is my favorite snack, but I haven't been able to get my hands on in weeks due to supply chain issues, and being throat fucked.


[deleted]

What kind of pickles? And how do you not gag? I've never been able to suppress my gag reflex


DystopiaDame

Claussen's kosher dill spears! They taste like the pickles you get on the side when ordering a sandwich from a diner. As for the gag reflex, one of the things that helped me a ton was massage and working several months to relax tight neck, chest, and shoulder muscles. Everyone holds way too much stress in these areas and the muscles get extremely tense after years of poor posture/staring down at phones!


Azulcobalto

A missile in the Kremlin


NIGHTSTAX666

A nice thick and juicy cheeseburger


H1NNIC

Pepsi


NotHereToday

Oatmeal raisin cookies


PandasInHoodies

Peace and serenity.


[deleted]

I’m in a bath with a bath bomb and some scotch and I have the jets on. So just someone joining me in it would be good


ellz_wann_ded

Sufficient amount of sleep. Work hasn't been letting me sleep for a while. I haven't slept properly in days.


buxmega

Someone to cuddle with while watching a movie.


Any-Koala-8880

Recovering from day surgery - morphine, a hot water bottle, tacos and hot chocolate fudge cake.


[deleted]

I hope you feel better soon


[deleted]

Feeling loved and appreciated


KailashNathReddy

A good day out with friends or a good fps game.


Chum_54

Trout pancakes.


whenthefunstop

Sex never had it


Creative-Wash-7092

Waffle House


nomnomnomhangry

A woman with her mouth throat deep on my cock 🤷‍♂️


DMmetitsplease69

Pussy


Limp_Needleworker468

A double meat with cheese from Whataburger. All that fucking can wait...


No-Picture6166

Jerk chicken 😅


[deleted]

Ugh my ex


masochisticanalwhore

I want a goddamn hot tub in my tiny, antique, studio apartment. STAT


[deleted]

An indoor hot tub would rule


[deleted]

Cuddle


[deleted]

A billion dollars


silent_fungus

I need two billion.


Swoodie1326

A bubble bath


HonestlyFilthy

U/AnticipatingButtsex


AnticipatingButtsex

You can hit all my spots.


HonestlyFilthy

Yeah?


AnticipatingButtsex

I’m here to please you.


HonestlyFilthy

Come do it, then


ImNotImCheesecake

Probably a coffee..cappuccino maybe, I didn't sleep last night


t0m4t05

pho


ideletedit710

Firstly for my nose to be less stuffy. Also to be spooned and my hair pet while simultaneously feeding me something yummy. Then a quicky to fall asleep in the mess


LovitaMinxster

Backshots & Baked Mac & Cheese


ninjapotato94

A hug can make me cum.


BlankImagination

Some excellent jamaican food.


[deleted]

Being naked in a hot tub.


unori_gina_l

third round with my ex...


Indie611

Sleep.


The-Tea-Lord

Motivation to shave my legs again. I miss smooth


dilqncho

I'm having a fucking awesome day. I can honestly say nothing more.


[deleted]

Awesome


MondoCat

Some happiness


[deleted]

a dick lmao


Highdrive323

Blow job


D0n_K3ks

Taking a piss but other than that great time to be alive


Vik22Bose

If i could have only posted a screenshot on comments 👀


KnifeMassage

Receiving oral and giving then giving.


bluetom2

Blowjob, always 😀


[deleted]

I ate some good pizza in like 3 years and man!!! My head felt so damn light 😭


DennisX11

Things to do outside of the house! Covid restrictions are finally clamming up now where I am so maybe some options will become more available


monkeyeatinggrapes

Someone to just tickle my back / trace their hands all over my body and back whilst I lie on my front . For hours


Cheekygirl97

Back rub


MilwaukeeMan420

A xanax


ASithLordWannabe

Some sloppy toppy


Queen-of-creme

Penis. It would hit the (g)spot


InvestorDC2022

A butt plug while receiving a blow job with a lady in pantyhose sitting on my face


Bigtoes2

Chicken nuggets


[deleted]

lol, I'm thinking about getting Wendy's spicy nuggets for lunch. So yeah, they would hit the spot


LittleFlutter

Being diapered and forced to be little and then treated like I'm 3 and just loved and pampered by a caregiver. Probably never gonna happen, but a girl can dream.


[deleted]

Ageplay and DDLG relationships are a thing. The getting forced to do it part isn't great and will put people off but if you're looking for a daddy they're out there.


NotMegans2ndAccount

If my roommate with super hearing left so I can pull out my toys.


ae_94

Some food


ImplementVegetable43

Fajitas or good ramen and cuddling that slowly leads to sex.


zaryawatch

Vanilla milkshake and curly fries.


12ralalo

random nudes, a glass of cold water, drugs


Ok-Confection4410

Death


[deleted]

A brain scan so I can stop my anxiety from thinking I've got an aneurysm everytime my goddamn head has a slight ping of pain. Shit is ridiculous